/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2074 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

My Corona.

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threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus

MEME THIS INTO REALITY

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taking bets now on when the confirmed infected rate reaches 100,000. i'm going with April 1

sam's club
formally chuck's chub

Anons what if the world actually ended in March 5. are we are just witnessing the beginning of the end ?

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hand over those apologies

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fucking leafs, I swear to God

Hey anons, should I make copypasta out of this post? I feel as though it's a significant development.

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Nigs. Imagine my shock.

here in brazil one infected is a politician who said that he hugged 50% of our congress lol

oantagonista.com/brasil/senador-infectado-pelo-coronavirus-diz-que-abracou-meio-congresso/

Is it true that it's gonna die in the warm weather? Texas is pretty hot and it's doing numbers on Houston

I want it to do more

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT AIPAC INFECTED THE URBANITES IN NORTH AMERICA, AND WILL ACTUALIZE THE DIVISION AS A FUCKLOAD OF PEOPLE SUDDENLY DIE AT THE WHITE HOUSE

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>post yfw ELE

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NEW DATA REVEALS CORONAVIRUS PATIENT ZERO MIGHT BE FROM MID NOVEMBER

>NEW DATA REVEALS CORONAVIRUS PATIENT ZERO MIGHT BE FROM MID NOVEMBER

>For context, the outbreak was only first brought to the attention of the World Health Organization at the end of December.

jpost.com/International/New-data-reveals-coronavirus-patient-zero-might-be-from-mid-November-620994

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then I count myself lucky to be among those who get the pleasure to witness the end

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I WANT TO GET OFF THIS WILD RIDE

THE HAPPENING ISN'T COMFY AT ALL

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP

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I WANT OUT OF THIS TIMELINE

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voy a morir

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

reminder: nothing happens. nothing ever happens

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the virgin quarantined vs the chad hugger

BOY I HOPE SO.

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It has BEEN happening for like 3 months straight.

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who 205 here? there are now 3 cases in Jefferson county, most likely will be in the hundreds by the end of the month.

Could it mean a year long infection?

Australia and Brazil are hotter than Texas. What the fuck do you think?

Alright boys, I've been holding my breath to get my pulse oxymeter as low as possible. What's your record? I just got 81%.

probably the most boring happening of all time. Fucking tired of being at home holy shit

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Lol. Europe under lockdown.

How long has Europe been under lockdown? Four days? Five?

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Webm of Italian obituary page comparison

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Post yfw your city goes on total FEMA lockdown.

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>Bunch of retards crashing the economy scrambling for toilet paper over 4chinz megamemes.
>Nothing
Pick one

Corona-chan will likely kill several hundred million people directly through infection and overloading the medical systems.

Corona-chan will indirectly kill billions as economies, governments, and essential services shut down and everything collapses into anarchy.

Her highest score will be in Africa even if she never really gets a foothold there, because once the west is too busy trying not to collapse to provide niggers with food and medical care, they're all going to die.

Fuck our government for not quarantining more people because muh GDP and muh racism.

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what

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I think it needs to fucking kill more people and infect more

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Dump eett

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Pssst
Pass the TP

>1 roll per day

Jesus Christ how much do you people shit

finally you'll stop doing failed suicide attempts. cheer up user, you'll finally stop suffering.

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We are witnessing the greatest culling of low IQ normies ever. Post yfw everyone who said "it's just a flu, bro" and "this is Murica' you can't quarantine me" will likely die painful deaths.

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Quick rundown?

State sanctioned bread lines.

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> 1 roll per day

wtf?

Lol good job Governor.

saliva glands under my tongue are swollen, is this a symptom?

Like the public water coming out of faucets isn’t working anymore. Water at this point? Really? Imagine the chimp outs in the US once the bodies start dropping and supply chains are impacted.

Watching the US devolve into chaos will be fun.

Here the supermarket craze is mostly over, everyone seems to be done with their shopping, and supermarkets are still fully stocked.

somebody better fucking contaminate the Fed

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Keep seeing airports full of people in the middle of a pandamic which is literally AIDS+pneumonia on air is the epithome of this clown world

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I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all of my dreams
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, and I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a giving thing
The more I gave the less I got oh yeah
What's the use in tryin'
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine I got rain
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
What's the use of trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine I got rain
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm a believer
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind

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It will disappear as every industry has a similar story
If the banks don't freeze monthly payments and debt rises with no way to be paid...

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Any michigan anons here, specifically Macomb County? Shelby Township may have a coronavirus case.

If the old bastard dies, the day after (((they))) will decree martial law at world level. PRINT MY WORDS.

A mask won’t do much in an airport on a plane, and anything that would be effective you won’t be able to bring onboard.

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ABC's of Salvation:
To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour. Repent. Turn away from your sin and toward Jesus. (Matthew 4:17; Romans 2:4, 3:10, 6:23; Acts 3:19)
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for your sins and rose again, and that He will come again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work on the cross. (Romans 10:9-10; 1 Corinthians 15:1-4; Ephesians 2:8-9)
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord. (Romans 10:9-10, 10:13, 14:10-11; Philippians 2:10)

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>1 roll per day
How much do you shit

It's almost spring.
Can insects transmit this nightmare?

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What's the best fabric for making face masks. Didn't prep fuck me dead.

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If that is how it begins, imagine how it will end.

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May god watch over you and your loved ones, user

The 150k Corona image was a ruse. They are not bigger at all.

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We have 41 now, argie bro

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Carrier here, tested positive after a flight. Cases are popping up everywhere here. I don't feel really sick, just have a headache and a fever. Anyway, I'm probably responsible for a lot of deaths considering I don't quarantine myself.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 6 million rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's gorillion rolls a week. Over orangutillion a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Brazil YES!
Not that it would make much difference right?

Don't worry you will be remembered for your tolerance.

Is Japan lying about their numbers or undertesting people for the sake of keeping appearances ahead of the Olympic games?

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Hydemind

The only one who is being legit about their numbers is Italy and that's horrifying.

Newspaper obituaries from Bergamo in Italy about a month apart:
vimeo.com/397610578
Show this to your stubborn boomer parent if they're still nothingburgerers.

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Broward county here
My job has me interacting with a lot of boomers and let me tell you the people at the greatest risk of complications are the ones taking it the least seriously.
Boomers are going to be done in by their own hubris.

Mosquitos

Kikes are paying the eternal sacrifice with a market collapse. Feels good boys.

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Hoboken announces curfew amid coronavirus outbreak.

Bars and restaurants, with and without a liquor license, can do takeout and delivery only.

Bars that don't offer food will no longer be permitted to operate, serve alcohol.

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Got your flight to Madagascar booked yet?

Who remembers Chen Qiushi?

Well, it's already got Hanx.

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>implying you don't go through a roll a day

I'm sorry, are you a rabbit? Do you shit out a few tiny pebbles and that's it? Any American man uses at LEAST a roll a day, and my kids do too. My eldest has incredibly strong forearms and shoulders from having to constantly plunge the toilet, it builds character, sorry you shit like a literal rodent, get fucked.

at this time? are you serious?
the only full protection in such situation would be a full gear (mask, eye protection, suit, gloves) and i pretty much doubt anyone would let you get in dressed like that, or even if they did you'd have problem with heat and having to eat/piss (depending on how long are you flying)

any mask that you stick on your face is better than nothing though, wear some shitty glasses at least and put earbuds in ears and don't touch them. if you can, go with a proper particle mask N95 or higher, i doubt you'll find that at this time anywhere.

>Sweden wants to infect everyone
AaaaaaaaaaAaAaa I'm not going to make it

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user you may have just saved my life

What about South Korea?

How does one person go through a roll a day?? That’s some massive shitting

>be brit
>go to buy bread
>don't have a bread loicense
>starve to death
>don't have a dying license
>alive again
>don't have a necromancy license
>universe simulation blue screens
>god reboots the computer
>it loads the last save point
>some autistic bosnian is about to dome some austrian
>mfw

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>Virgin NEET living in a pit
>No one cared who he was
>Put on a mask
>Goes outside
>Now everyone knows his name
2020

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3M the best

This is unironically good for Europe, Japan and other old countries. There are so many boomers, when they die, Europe and Japan will no have the need to import immigrants.

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All of our nurses and docs are goong to get sick...

Unexpectedly based.
The socks may get stretched, tho.

Where tf is this 200+ death discrepancy!?
How are most threads coming up with over 6000 deaths!? Are you retarded?

Got to thank the logistics and stocking folks for doing so much for people who ignores them.

An overview over where the first danish patients were infected

Most got infected in Austria

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How do you guys deal with maga tards? They're all over social media saying this is a hoax

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