/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY SATURDAY NIGHT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/14/20
c-span.org/video/?470387-1/
youtu.be/4hXCIuxQyd8
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470351-1/
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw?t=2635
youtu.be/G6HbxcCb-7g
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 3/13/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6141527765001/
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470346-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/IGIpRnAY1dk
>HUDSec SleepyBen on EWTN 3/13/20
youtu.be/w_aD90L5f3s
>Justice Gorsuch on SCOTUS 101 3/13/20
youtu.be/bqGozhUa0mA
>CMSAdm Verma on Tucker 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141533190001
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141392557001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141351651001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on MSNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/a3Co5T7F16E
>ACC Comdr Gen Holmes on Corona-chan 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742935/
>CDC Briefing Room: Corona-chan Update 3/13/20
youtu.be/r7qq0nWjbWQ
>Pentagon Press Brief (CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742893/
>Pentagon Press Brief (USFK Comdr ArmyGen Abrams) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742886/
>This Week@State 3/13/20
youtu.be/_ZXNlmqPKS4

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Other urls found in this thread:

nypost.com/2020/03/08/coronavirus-going-to-hit-its-peak-and-start-falling-sooner-than-you-think/
twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1238971793945382915
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239005760664801281
esr.ibiblio.org/?p=7651
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

MAGA

Reminder that this chinese cold will be over before you know it thanks to Farr's Law.

nypost.com/2020/03/08/coronavirus-going-to-hit-its-peak-and-start-falling-sooner-than-you-think/

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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GOD BLESS CHINA

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PRESIDENT KIKE GENERAL
GOD BLESS EMPEROR TRUMP!!

Awoooo MIGA XDDDDD

Nice job linking the new thread, faggot.

Maga

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>shills mad
>on a caterday
post cats

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Trump supporters are uneducated shitbagz who unironically vote against their own economic interests

>>and PiP during commercial.
>That's a plus for me.
I got an idea.
How about
what if
now follow me on this
what if
WHAT IF
wrestling programs
programed
the wrestling
AROUND the commercials
rather than
THROUGH the commercials?

>>on the other hand sloth style is the way of the future
>100% this. Imagine getting the crowd to explode just by putting your hands in your pockets.
[Jim Cornette SEETHING noises]
>mfw I realize you are right and how it's such a brilliant gimmick kind of like the Rock's people's elbow....which was really just a standing elbow move but it marks pop like crazy

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CAPTCHA IS BEING A NIGGER TOWARDS ME.

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You stocked up on zinc to protect yourself from the virus and make it easier to repopulate, right?

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>dude if I post a meme from 2005 Yas Forums nobody will know I came here in 2016 after the election and am 67 years old

yes

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>shills mad about not having a life on caturday
MAGA

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Tax the porn industry to fund Coronavirus relief!

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Ok, hear me out frens, I'm a Trump guy have no issue with most he's done but we all know he's not bigoted.
Now on the otherh hand Biden is a old school racist and with his dementia might very well go full Jim crow in office.
Sorry guys I was going to vote for Trump again but it'll be hard to pass this chance up.

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Reminder that we stand united with Israel.
Ignore libshits and mudslimes that seethe at their inability to ALLAH ACKBAR us apart

This.
lurk moar newfaggot

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MIGA!!

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MAGA

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>They used to laugh and call me paranoid
>Now they're panicking
>Meanwhile I'm comfy AF

Who else P R E P P E D

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Only boomers still say “newfag.” I’m 27 and came here from Yas Forums in 2007 and you are over 50 from t_d and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Ohh no he is here...

>here's an mri of your brain activity
this demonstrates what, exactly?

isn't it illegal to prep in canada?

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Fuck this virus shit what does it do to Bernie's chance at winning?
I donated everything I had to help him win even gave blood and sprem when I ran out of my benefits, fuck this is stressing me out, I already sleep behind a five guys and eat out of their dumpster, because I used my rent money on his fucking revolution.

brevity is the soul of wit, mein neger. i said post cats, not to get baited this easily.

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That would make you fourteen at the time. Enjoy your ban. :^)

BERNOUTS

>How could this happen to me
>I made my mistakes
>I've got no where to run
>The night goes on
>As I'm fading away
>I'm sick of this life
>I just wanna scream
>How could this happen to me

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pattern recognition is probably an auxilliary feature or something of threat assessment, which libs are terribad at

>(though the causality is the other way around- some people have poor threat assessment, and are thus liberal)

furthermore, MAGA

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>even gave blood and sperm
sorry those funds went to Andrew Gillum instead

>248156218
>oy vey it's in your interest to allow more shitskins to immediately go on welfare
>no you don't want tax cuts for knocking up that tomboy

>what if they programmed for the time blocks they have like every other sitcom
See this fren gets it. There's nothing wrong with cheap pops tho, Mick Foley made a solid career on them allowing him to raise 4 mostly white kids

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>Only boomers still say “newfag.”
cringe

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Based.

Isis was right, political cartoonisnts need to be purged

HOLY BASED

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>t. Incel

>There's nothing wrong with cheap pops tho
For the people that like that kind of thing, that's the kind of thing that those people like.

twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1238971793945382915

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Is this a cat?

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what is the movie tonight?

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Was passing by my towns downtown area, tons of people going to the clubs and restaurants. How fucking buttmad do you think the Corona Chan fags are that nobody is buying their fake lies and bullshit?

Damage caused by addictive activities

Dilate

pattern recognition is one form of that abstraction i was talking about: it's the idea of taking the specific knowledge you see and developing a general idea that explains them
the other part is being able to use general ideas to work down to the specific case: like knowing what to search in order to answer questions about pooping on boats

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>Making me go to walmart during real normie hours

THIS IS THE LAS STRAW DRUMPF

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I cannot tell who is more frustrated right now ITT. Me over captcha or the shills. I am not buying a pass to give that yellowjewnigger Hiro any memecoins.

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yes, here's some more cats

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 3 rolls per day. If you have a family of 5, that's 105 rolls a week. Over 420 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>Causing this much dread with his mere presence
Eva really does live in your heads rent free, doesn't he?

T. Chinese immigrant

He's literally the only faggot trying too act like a originalfag
Cringy fuck should STFU

Then one day, for no reason at all...

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>Damage caused by addictive activities
that's not what an MRI shows you, COV.

>not snuggling with your pretty beautiful wonderful kitty for six hours on caturday

Shiggy

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Why is gates even in this?

>this assblasted bernout that keeps shitting up the thread

Also I bought a lottery ticket from a machine and then found out it wouldn't give me change for a 5. Now I have 3 lottery tickets and spent 6 dollars.

Like the many attacks that preceded it the wuhan flu campaign against Trump he and his supporters take the abuse and wind up on top. When things look bad he emerges from the rubble stronger than before.

Case in point

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239005760664801281

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sure

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It's more amazement at your mental illness

ghost in the shell

gosh another fumble
he just keeps screwing this up
nov looking worse and worse

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I hated poop so much i just poo blood now.

There's a hypothesis out there that pattern recognition and prediction are actually the primitive wetware operations in our brains, and consciousness is sort of an emergent property.
>thus, if you deliberately cripple your pattern recognition, you mutilate your psyche
>enter trannyshit and furfags
esr.ibiblio.org/?p=7651

>clear jewgle and Yas Forums cookies
>makes no difference
>please fill out these 47 slow-fading crosswalks in a row just so we can tell you to please try again
He's really cranked up the niggerdry lately.

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Stay butthurt, faggot

Honestly unless you're just going for beer and smokes overnight isn't a great time to shop anyhow. Produce doesn't restock til 8-9am and shelf goblins aren't done with their work until 7-8 at the earliest. Besides if you're going for smokea at 1:50am then you should be going to 7/11 right across the street from that greek pizza place that's open til 4am so you can grab a pie and a case to toss in the truck while frens grab your last call order

Zyklon Ben is a believer that Bill Gates created Bat Clap to depopulate the world for global warming kikery reasons

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Or it was merged with a different agency.

i'm sorry for asking this—and deserve every bit of derision—but the original animated or the remake?

4 more years pal. hang in there