/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2072 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

KEEP IT COMING CORONACHAN

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Please wipe out Africa and everyone in America south of Texas.

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Do we have any evidence china is recovering, and how fast if at all? We know they are lying, but how bad is it really?

twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1239004670326198273

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Got a message from congress aide friend, Trump will shut down domestic travel shortly.

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why does it matter? if you're holing up at home you can just wash your fucking ass any time you take a shit

BC canada tracking deaths/hospitalizations and not total infections now

I JUST WANNA WIPE MY ASS, BROS

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What's the matter, pol? I thought Asians were supposed to be the only ones affected!
POL WAS WRONG AGAIN!!!

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ANOTHER REINFECTED, AND YES, HE HAS SYMPTOMS NOW
ANOTHER REINFECTED, AND YES, HE HAS SYMPTOMS NOW
ANOTHER REINFECTED, AND YES, HE HAS SYMPTOMS NOW
ANOTHER REINFECTED, AND YES, HE HAS SYMPTOMS NOW

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Obviously not no one believes the chinks

They executed the doctors trying to warn about the existence of the virus to begin with

If nothingburger fags are right and the world doesn't fall into total chaos, I'm going to feel a strange mix of relief and disappointment, and I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about what Corona-chan could've been.

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Isnt already here?

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Wuhan is still sealed off from the rest of the world. Things seem better in other provinces, but the second they unseal Wuhan, round 2 begins. Maybe other anons can contribute actual useful information but that's all I got.

Going on a flight to be with family soon
Any advice for safety?
Does the TSA allow gas masks in the airport, on a plane?
What kind of mask should one wear in this situation?

> Leaf's Law

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EVERYTHING IS GONE

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phew glad that’s over now

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Is anyone else bored now? Who would have thought a global happening could be boring?

It's just gonna be weeks and months of lockdowns now

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Okay Germany has a good tests for Corona and by far the best test capacity per citizen in the world
so the German number are the real shit atm,

9 dead in Germany with 4,599 cases

so 1 dead for 511 infected

that means if the USA has 57 deaths that:
USA ACTUALLY HAS at least 17,961 Corona Cases

USA AT LEAST 17,961 CASES
>USA AT LEAST 17,961 CASES
USA AT LEAST 17,961 CASES
>USA AT LEAST 17,961 CASES
>USA AT LEAST 17,961 CASES
USA AT LEAST 17,961 CASES
>USA AT LEAST 17,961 CASES

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>Nothing
>Burger
I just tried to get a refill at my local 7/11 to get 72oz of gatorade for a dollardoo, and it got cancelled, because they're worried it will spread germs. 7/11 was packed, because it was the only place selling milk/milk products. Do not fucking tell me it's a nothing burger you disgusting fucking chink-shill. When dollar refills for any size get cancelled it's a fucking issue.

>nothing but snacks at store
>no paper of any kind
>family and friends calling to see if I know where to get either
>cops pulling people over, have to drive careful
is this it, frens?

>nude Goku

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>Gonna go fly on a plane to catch the virus to take to my family
>What kind of mask should one wear in this situation?
Your car.

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Went to my local rural dollar general.
No tp or water but plenty of canned foods.
Bought some canned goods but have nothing to wipe the beans off my ass during quarantine:(

That is still something. Thank you user.

Why is Germany doing so well? Why is Italy so fucked?

Use socks as a last resort

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exopolitics.org/is-coronavirus-a-deep-state-bioweapon-attack-against-china-planned-in-2005/

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I WANT THIS TO BE OVER PLEASE

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

I GET IT HAPPENINGS AREN'T FUN IF THEY HAPPEN TO YOU

I WON'T EVER ASK FOR ANY OTHER HAPPENING NOR WISH A HAPPENING FOR OTHER PEOPLE

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP NOW I'VE LEARNT MY LESSON

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This, I'm finishing all my prep this weekend.... and buying food from Amazon from here on out

After wasting my time on politics in the last 5 years, this is the first happening that genuinely affects our lives. I realize now that none of the shit I worried about before mattered much. I went to sleep, woke up and fed myself as normal even though I was upset by the state of the world. Now, I can't even go outside and check up on my grandma.

This is how true adversity feels, where most people before the 1990s had to fear some sort of catastrophe happening. 30 years later, it's here,

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>already 1 person with wu flu in my town
RIP

TOILET PAPER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I've got pics of sickling at AUS from earlier today

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Drive or infect your family.

i know

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Anyone else's asshole tingle?

faggot

>most people here are not even sick for a week. It takes more time to get critical
>we tested right from the beginning and literally invented the test for corona
>tests are free in Germany
>germany even offers testing capacity to eu members
>some Germans are still aryan and superior

user, if I apologize for the opium will chinks spare me?

millions will die

becaose kike doctors are classifying corona death as "viral pnumonia" deaths.

It's too late user
You're the sorcerer's apprentice

>I asked for the happening
>No one told me it was going to be like this

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I've been watching this live cam in Italy for hours and nothings happening. are you sure this is not a big nothingburger again?

youtube.com/watch?v=ph1vpnYIxJk

Germany has 23,000 ventilators or something similarly huge.

The army's been called in to keep non-norwegians/people with work/family from entering the country, they're also dsicussing sending them yo keep people from fleeing to less infected zones

I'm just going to post salt from people who were too stupid to listen.

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Found this online, remember to stay calm.

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i'm literally buying a bidet

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TENDIES GONE

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The average Italian is 122 years old

I can't. City's going to be on lockdown soon and I only have a permit now, not license, plus it's across the contitental US so I'd have a higher chance of catching it along the way by car.

We've always been doing well historically.
Atleast until muricans turn up.
Let's see what reason they have this time.

>Chicago O'Hare screening lines for international travellers are apparently 6+ hours long. People packed together like sardines.

She stirs

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Hitler was right

>I GET IT HAPPENINGS AREN'T FUN IF THEY HAPPEN TO YOU
But I'm having a blast.

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>COVID-19: COURSE OF DISEASE (1/2)

>from onset of symptoms to pneumonia:
2-7 days, (1)

>from onset of symptoms to hospitalisation:
4-8, median 7 days (2)
2-7, median 4,5 days, mild cases (3)
4-6, median 5 days, severe cases (3)

>from onset of symptoms to ARDS:
6-12, median 8 days, (1)
7-11, median 8 days, (3)

>from onset of symptoms to ICU:
6-12, median 10 days, (1)

>from hospitalisation to ICU:
0-3, median 1 day(s), (1)

>hospitalised with IC: (not reliable)
26% (1)
23% (5)
2% outside of Hubei (6)

>hospitalised with IV / ECMO: (not reliable)
17 IV, 4 of which ECMO (1)
7 IV, 3 ECMO (5)
32 IV, 2 ECMO (3)

>duration of hospitalisation:
7-14, median 10 days, (1)
14 days, mild cases (4)
3-6 weeks, severe cases (4)

ARDS: acute respiratory distress syndrome (rapid onset of widespread inflammation in the lungs, trouble breathing, low oxygen level in blood)
Lung injury and respiratory failure, may lead to cardiac failure and various other complications. IV / ECMO needed, among those who survive, a decreased quality of life is relatively common.
IV: (invasive ventilation), for respiratory failure
ECMO: (extracorporeal membrane oxygenation), invasive oxygenation of the patients blood, for respiratory and cardiac failure

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bro i evac'd my ass off from manila to sta. rosa on feb29
> and now 1 confirmed case in sta. rosa two weeks later.....

I thought they were fucking banned

wtf all that there is enough for a week.

It's over, boys. Happening canceled. Daily cases are going down every day.

>COVID-19: COURSE OF DISEASE (2/2)

>Mortality among different age-groups in italy:
0-29: 0%
30-39: 0,2%, 2 fatalities
40-49: 0,2%, 4 fatalities
50-59: 0,8%, 24 fatalities
60-69: 2,7%, 77 fatalities
70-79: 10,8%, 360 fatalities
80-89: 17,5%, 438 fatalities
90+: 21,1%, 96 fatalities
total: 1017

>IC rate in Italy

total confirmed positive: 14955
IC: 1328
IC rate: 8%
note: Only cases with progressed disease require IC, so IC rate is slightly underrepresented.

sources:
data on China:
Robert Koch Institut: citing chinese studies and the WHO report:
(1) Clinical Characteristics of Coronavirus Disease 2019 in China. The New England journal of medicine
n=1099 cases
(2) Clinical Characteristics of 138 Hospitalized Patients With 2019 Novel Coronavirus-Infected Pneumonia in Wuhan, China. Jama
n=138 hospitalisations,+n=57 nosocomial infections,+n=40 medical personnel
(3) 2019-nCoV Pneumonia in a Normal Work Infectious Diseases Hospital Besides Hubei Province, China. Lancet infectious Diseases
n=298
(4) Report of the WHO-China Joint Mission on Coronavirus Disease 2019
(5) Epidemiological and clinical characteristics of 99 cases of 2019 novel coronavirus pneumonia in Wuhan, China: a descriptive study. Lancet
n=99
(6) Clinical findings in a group of patients infected with the 2019 novel coronavirus (SARS-Cov-2) outside of Wuhan, China: retrospective case series
data on Italy:
Ministero della Salute, 13.03.2020

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Trump will announce a nationwide quarantine sunday evening

>HAPPENINGS AREN'T FUN IF THEY HAPPEN TO YOU
Weak ass faggot.
t. Washingtonian

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Would this bag of vitamin C be a good one to buy?

amazon.co.uk/Vitamin-C-Powder-1kg-Bag-Pharmaceutical/dp/B00LOM2YLQ?th=1

Good times create expensive pussy,
Expensive pussy creates hard times,
Hard times create cheap pussy,
Cheap pussy creates good times.

I want to go panic buy an AR but I wouldn't have anywhere to zero the sights

fake news

okay honestly though when the tendies have been sacked it's happening, and nothing but home-made tendies is going to save your ass

It is SARS 2.0 what do you mean no data they squashed it I. 2002

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Your mom goes down on me too. Corona-chan isn't finished yet.

no, the real death rate will be way higher but even with a death rate of 2% usa has way more infected than they are telling us.

the death rate just seems to be very low in Germany because
>most people here are not even sick for a week. It takes more time to get critical

achoo

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butwhy.gif

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better testing, therefore younger age of average infected. it will get bad there too once contact surveying becomes pointless. very similar age buildup to italy.

Dont want to catch Corona /cvg/? Learn from the Indians, this is their secret

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How is no one talking about this?

With reeinfections confirmed it either doesn’t rend you immune to get infected once or it stays in your system forever like HIV / Herpes

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>I'd have a higher chance of catching it along the way by car.
No

I'm sure you had a lot of fun during the thirty years war

Well if death is what you're in this for, the meme of 2 weeks applies because those that end up getting so sick they need hospitalization usually do so during the second week of their infection. This thing is a slow moving train wreck.

Damn

>Know this is ultimately going to be a nothing burger
>Always keep 2 months worth of shit because boogaloo boy
>Selling my surplus shit to coworkers for absurd process and buying more on the internet
>Keep telling my coworker if one shows up at my house I will kill them and go to the address on there ID and murder there entire family
>Boss asked me to stop
>Tell him to have me work from home and go back to enjoying myself
This shit is funny as fuck if you are prepared mid 20 year old

SPBP
youtu.be/TmWM51mTY_c?t=900

this can't be true

Current situation of europe:
>islamic extremists + rise of alot of uneducated muslims who are most likely to fall for extremist rethoric
>thousands of pro erdogan supporters in every country
>3million refugees waiting for their opportunity to enter europe
>putin and erdogan interested in eu teritority
>pandemic epicenter
>financial collapse imminent.

I don't know about you guys, but i think we are about to face incredibly horrible years here in europe

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I'm in Washington state, should I be worried about ordering stuff from Amazon with Corona going about?

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Live stream?

amerishart was supposed to be a meme

>I'm finishing all my prep this weekend....
You realize going out at this point while EVERYONE else is panicking greatly increases your chances of catching it, right?

>the monkeys have finally started chimping
and so it begins

post music to play while bio weapon wins
youtube.com/watch?v=n-x4ttQioNw

i want your fucking people out of my country

because it's bullshit

rabid Yas Forums morons trying to disseminate panic. Hopefully jannies report you to watchlists and get your v&ed

Please be true

>Have to shave the beard for the mask
>Go with the Zappa
>Realize after all this is done you should be wearing the Ras Al Ghul beard.

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Chink pussy is dirt cheap yet chinks made this

i'm not a dbz fan but i think thats broly. I remember because its one of the first movies i watched stoned.

Dude I'd have to stop at nearly a dozen gas stations.

>you need to wipe your ass
>teepee is infected

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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>70 year old
Because it's a non issue

we are about to see how great America's health system is boys. No more will an Amerishit be able to talk about how they have the greatest healthcare in the world.

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When they're close enough to rape you with a machete, you don't need zeroed sigts.

Another 6 months of corona chan

Whats the difference between recovered and resolved?

We've only just begun

Marica

Muh freedoms has its downfalls, collectivism has its upsides, specifically during national emergencies like this. Asians will work together for the betterment of society, and we will be crabs in a bucket.

Daily cases arw going down because we no longer have the capacity to test those not admitted to hospitals

We've been talking about reinfections for well over a month.
Where the hell have you been?

and everyone clapped, and started sucking eachother off, and oh my god D I V E R S I TY

I'm trolling.

GLOBAL QUARENTINE WHEN
GLOBAL QUARENTINE WHEN
GLOBAL QUARENTINE WHEN
GLOBAL QUARENTINE WHEN

Based

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Reinfections happen with current diseases. It means they were compromised to the point that they fought the virus off, but not all the way. Notice how reinfection isn't a common occurrence?

EXPLAIN THIS? WERE FUCKED AREN'T WE

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NO ONE ESCAPES HER BLESSING, user
WE MEDITERRANENAN DWELLERS HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A SACRIFICE TO HER GREATER GOODNESS
SHE IS COMING FOR US ALL

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>tfw the US is gearing up to smash this
>tfw we won't get a happening here
>just Lookner reeing about people still going out to bars and parties

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don't order shit, from anywhere. you're going to make some poor fag risk infection for your $10 package?

kek

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>Spanish government (alliance of the left with Venezuelan-like far left plus radical feminism) invoke state of emergency
>They can get into your home, confiscate things, etc
> You can't move without serious reasons, so fleeing to the countryside is not an option if you don't have the money to buy land (And in Spain it is almost impossible to save money)
> Economic crisis makes food and water scarce
>If they register your home and find a copy of mein kampf, the abolition of usury or similar you can get criminal charges for hate crime
>The state police can get into your house, rape your mother, and take all your supplies for the politicians to eat
>You're not allowed to have guns
>You can't pay rent and get thrown into a shelter for the homeless
>You get coronavirus and the hospitals are so saturated you can die off without care.

If things get really bad we have a hard situation to deal with when the real raiders are the state employees. Wish Spainanons luck

Not a single mask on sight, what a disgrace.

It's the happening you asked for
Also the happening you deserve

Best way to wash socks after using them for TP? Hand wash in tub or washing machine?

>314 lbs
>alcoholic
>haven't had a solid shit in like 3 weeks

My TP stocks aren't going to last, though I've stocked up on beans so that fiber should help with the consistency.

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Hopefully arabs will reconquista you

The Great Returner

Does this mean what I think it means?

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fuck all this shit, this god damn baking soda saved many lives during the Spanish Flu fiasco

to be safe, go full teaspoon instead!

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Use street signs after shtf

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>Portugal
>no deaths
FAKE

nothing burger? we were right all along
Now hand over those apologies.

Yes, I need my animal crossing to play when we get quarantined

resolved = recovered + dead

2 WEEKS
2 WEEKS
2 WEEKS
IT'S ALWAYS 2 WEEKS

>Notice how reinfection isn't a common occurrence?
14% after a few weeks is pretty fucking common.

>Reminder that the Italian numbers are real

>Reminder that in China there are only about '150' cases of flu deaths every year because of how they categorize them

>Reminder that China lied in the early days of SARS and they are lying about this

>Reminder that the CCP are blaming the USA for this because it is the only move they have left to stop their populace from rising against them

>Reminder the CCP have accused the USA of an act of war

>Reminder that this is only the beginning of the Happening

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Sacrifice yourself to coronachan. All I am saying is google $NCOV.

Nobody cares who each other are.

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info Webm
>Corona Cases over time
info Webm
>Corona Cases over time
info Webm
>Corona Cases over time
info Webm
>Corona Cases over time

Soundtrack for info Webm

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

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i think we are witnessing the collapse of the EU + an outbreak of an EU spanning civil war, as predicted by deagel.com

Obama ruined it with his unaffordable health insurance act

baby wipes bro, just don't flush them. It's like picking up the shit from a dog only it's you.

>confirmed
anecdotal af. reinfection is a meme.

checked and witnessed

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bore sighting will get you close enough for 25 yd effectiveness

>14%
Source?

No virus can Halt Arbeit

>toliet paper

I drive from Atlanta to Denver and back several times a year. Pay at the pump, use sterilizer and such on hands. That's what I do, because fucking gas station people are filthy even when there's no pandemic.

>surgical masks spread infection

Wasn't the snake the one who convinced Adam & Eve to breathe the forbidden coof?

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Fake

Eh, not really, that was just a few early cope fags.

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Might as well nuke Wuhan save some suffering

MORE PEOPLE DIE EVERY SINGLE DAY IN AMERICA ALONE FROM HEAR DISEASE AND DRUG OVERDOSES THAN HAVE BEEN KILLED BY CORONA IN THE WHOLE WORLD. STOP FREAKING OUT. THERE IS NO HAPPENING. THERE WILL NEVER BE A HAPPENING!!

fake

Please delete this post

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fuck bros I'm spending all night reading this stuff. I wanted to play some video games and chill on a secluded saturday night

>coofs in line

>missing the luxury soup

yeah i'm pretty sure china covered up the real numbers

They're not reinfected. It disrupts human lysosomal function, making it hundreds of times more infectious and difficult for the immune system to fight off. It also hides in the macrophages and dendritic cells, going into a short symptomless 'remission' while it replicates inside them undetected in the blood or by the immune system. During these 'remissions' your immune system is deeply compromised which is why patients need antibiotics and HIV medication produced by China to recover. Once the cells burst the virus floods the body and symptoms suddenly come back and your body doesn't have enough antibodies to fight it off so it reinfects the macrophages and dendritic cells again.

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Yes. It also means Ivanka Trump will be confirmed positive next week as well.

Tomorrow is the first day of the end of this country.
Every bolsominion will be on the streets and corona-chan will spread like wildfire

The highway next to my home is so quiet now. I can finally hear the sea waves crashing into the shore.

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COMFYS REPORT

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>surgical masks spread infection

>Permit
Underage please leave

Honestly I would prefer Arabs to commies

If China is the enemy you can guarantee a surge in conscription against them

how many ''sovereign citizens''/wacko libertarian types in the US are going to refuse to abide by quarantine rules and escape?

Remember when they all thought Obama was going to put them in camps? What if the government literally does come to put them in camps now

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Batboy was carrying natural antibodies to coronavirus they will make a cure from his blood

Once the virus gets inside prisons it's when it gets really interesting.

>best test capacity per citizen in the world
>test capacity
wo ist germany in the statistics?

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Shit. Thats a statistic? I could recover and still fucking die?

>It's happooooning
Well if sure isn't getting better with the same retarded people making decisions and not fixing anything anytime soon here so I agreed it's getting worse

>so I'd have a higher chance of catching it along the way by car.
You can literally drive nonstop with zero contact to humans, paying at the pump using gloves and tossing them as you leave.

you don't even test your dead people

you will be Italy 2.0 soon
if you don't change things!

they make us ready for something

>7-14, median 10 days, (1)
>14 days, mild cases (4)
wat

archive.is/tBhnl#selection-599.0-599.269

The aftermath is the true happening, this is just the beginning

comfiest I've ever been

It was most likely non-state actors.

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AMEN
SPREAD THE LOVE
CORONA-CHANS MESSAGE MUST BE DELIVERED FAR AND WIDE
WE WILL ALL BE BLESSED

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Witnessed and I can't even begin to imagine the horror that's going on in there at this point. A couple of months ago there were stories about people being sealed into their homes and they had no food, no medicine. Notice how there's nothing coming out of Wuhan other than CCP puff pieces? Nothing from the people at all? You might be right user.

Yeah sure pal
Funny the opposite of that is happening, bye bye America just remember how much the rest of the world hated you

Nah, latest estimates are much lower. r0 is much higher and reported cases far outnumber actual numbers. It's very easy to get it, but it's not as deadly.

There's no comeback to this. Happooners BTFO.
twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1238971666853695503?s=20

What are the classes for Coronapunk 2020?
>norm
>prepper
>raider
>cultist
>elite

Yeah pay at the pump with a card user
Much better than breathing recirculated air after waiting in line packed like sardines with people waiting to get patted down by someone who touches hundreds of people all fucking day.

>No own apartment
>No self isolation possible
>Sweden wants to infect everyone
>Didn't/can't prep
I'm not comfy

>I GET IT HAPPENINGS AREN'T FUN IF THEY HAPPEN TO YOU

What ever do you mean? Those are the MOST fun!

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buy a 12ga first if you don't already have one

base me on some fat corona beats to listen to in quarantine

>City's going to be on lockdown
>still going
That's retarded sir.

Alright guys, I got the symptoms, just contacted the coronavirus line and a doctor is going to see me soon.
I'm just going to miss kissing my sister really hard on her cute cheeks to the point of leaving them cute red.
Love you Yas Forums, you somehow did more good than harm in my life

No no no, resolved are closed cases, with the outcome recovered or dead.

GET ME OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE WE HAVE A VIRUS THIS FUCKING ANNOYING THAT CAN INFECT US MULTIPLE TIMES. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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just wait until the civil unrest and burglaries start happening

check & kek

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>what a disgrace
No dude, what a benediction

exciting. needs horse racing commentary.

I get that the enquirer is entertainment, but how is it that they don’t get sued for spreading false information? Although, CNN isn’t much better.

>Lack of Corona Chan Mortal Kombat fatality on Captain Planet meme
It has begun.

source

my noisy neighbors finally died

We can say the same about the bastards sons we left south of your frontiers lol, good luck warding off 500 cartels full of cocaine-fueled subhumans

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I love you Coronachan uwu

It's a pitty german laboratories don't have to report negatives, I would like to know how many we tested alltogether.

Any time line? Or proof?

Mom is tested negative and coming here from LA to escape...

Is the final battle Bill Gates onnaisland

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Holy shit thats so fucking creepy imagine walking into that room

kek ok that makes a lot more sense. Thanks friend.

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Be strong user, hope you recover.

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Yes that

Flu Bride; increases team morale but cannot fight and increases resource consumption

just sad that the EU failed, the pandemic could have been managed so much better if the EU would have been accepted as higher instance

America is going to be a unique case study for the rest of the world. We have a for profit healthcare system that's being dragged kicking and screaming into somewhat being socialized to better handle this situation. Our population can go toe to toe with law enforcement in terms of weaponry, *and* we have niggers that will absolutely chimp to the extreme once shit really starts hitting the fan.

As long as I still have a job and income, I am fine.

>putin interested in eu teritority
Faggot have you ever seen Russia on the map?
Besides, if we wanted niggers we could import them directly from Africa.

italy is a few weeks ahead

I've got a tickle in my throat and a coof now. My temp is normal so far and there are no confirmed cases in my city yet. It's more than likely my allergies. I really hope she hasn't blessed me with her gift yet. If she did I can't wait to go into work monday and spread it. Fuck my wagie job

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This is the most alive I've felt in years. Yes there's a chance I will lose my comfy job and be forced to move home with my boomer parents, but at the same time, they will probably die from the virus, leaving me with a larger inheritence, which means I can live comfortably in the NEET life until corona chan eventually overcomes my embattled immune defences.

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shitty testing kit most likely

Checked and keked lotta quads and trips in this thread desu

fallout 3 soon

Maybe Aliens are about to come down to earth and the evil folks here on this earth try hard to control us when this happens?

not bad but it's still in quarantine, when life resumes it's way it will start rising again, only now hopefully slower so the system can cope

>5% on ventilators

People realize that needing a ventilator means you are likely permanently fucked in a variety of ways right?

Meaning millions at the minimum will be left with lasting lung, brain, and heart damage...

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>154155 infected
>5798 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Yep. I dunno about leafs' PM's lady so I won't say anything, but hopefully all of our government dies a painful and long-drawn out death at the hands of Corona-kami

Note: healthcare workers will be quitting their jobs and refuse to go front line because improper PPE being issued.

I know you think that I shouldn't still love you
Or tell you that
But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it
Where's the sense in that?
I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be
I know I left too much mess and
Destruction to come back again
And I caused nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of it's over
Then I'm sure that that makes sense
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be
And when we meet
Which I'm sure we will
All that was there
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

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there are 2 kinds of test

the fast and cheap test that most shit countries do:
>it is fast and cheap
>detects corona like 1 week after you are actually infected

our test which takes a day or 2 in lab and is more expensive:
>is expensive and takes more time
>detects corona before you are even infectiv for over people

You need to see the hole picture

Damn look at that fucking pussy

Has your local market changed their hours?
-Publix in Florida is now closing at 8PM
-Stop and Shop is operating at reduced hours, from 7:30-8:00pm

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My bro just went through sfo. No issues.

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Different studies, different outcomes.
A chinese study reported median hospital stay of 10 days, the WHO report had drastically different findings.

>>tfw the US is gearing up to smash this
>>tfw we won't get a happening here
you underestimate the power of Corona-chan's community spread
zoomers will congregate and spread her asymptomatically, the system will be overwhelmed
you are on track for the 33% daily increase
three weeks to Italy level, user
don't worry, we leafs will be right behind you

Checked. This is the correct answer, Mossberg 500 ftw

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It's not like there's enough ventilators, so people will just start dying.

E M P E R O R - K I N G

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No proof. Thursday night in CVG I posted congress aide friend called and told me Trump would announce state of emergency Friday and was called a LARP with no proof. Have you seen airport pics? /shrug

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>I'm having a blast.
a cytokine blast

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Also went with Zappa. I'm cool with it.

Dont eat the yellow snow.

The difference is those are not contagious. Maybe in a genetic and lifestyle sense you can be at more risk for a heart attack but you are not getting it from some snotty shithead breathing near you.

Yeah but I'm in the Midwest, only 20 cases in my state so the threat is still low. Didn't even hear anyone coofing at the store...

You're welcome.

>flying home in a week
>going in full hazmat
I hope the plane is empty

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and this

game over

I've accepted change is coming

They need more time to stock since they run out everyday now.

Has anyone done any research on how lockdowns will affect the school shooting industry?

it's really weird to watch these kind of videos. I'm studying and teachning maths and it sure is interesting to for the first time ever actually see the functional behaviour of exponential growth in real-life scenarios.
Just taught a student of mine exponential functions last week, too.

putin himself stated in an interview that the fall of the soviet union was a huge geopolitical mistake. just look at what ur doing at ukraine lmao

>Country of 300 million
>Even if this shit kills Spanish flu numbers still 290 million of us left
>People will do nothing but fuck during the quarantine making more babies and likely a large population boom
Nothing. Burger. The boomer remover is working as planned

I'm really happy with what I have done with my life, have no regrets, I'm 25 and the last 13 years were beautiful, my sister kept me going, now she's a big girl and will be able to handle stuff on her own

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I got regular cold on Monday, and I’m feeling healthy again today - how long until I’m 100% not contagious to others? I don’t want to risk infecting people with even more shit.

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So why did Thailand slow down so much?
Are they doing something right?
Not testing?

Staff are probably freaked out and quitting.

>Wanting globalism
The EU itself is a problem m8

Praise be the two-plyed God

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>That pajeet comenting about the music.
I knew those retards had shit taste.

Just point shoot cunt

Like amazon will still be delivering kkl

Based Ivan

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I hope 3/4 of the world shitty ppl die.

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Do you live near the Levante by any chance? Went to Valencia 3 weeks ago and god the calm was wonderful

Ohio went from almost no cases to an estimated 100k in a few days. Assume you have community transmission. If you still need to prep, prep. But assume it's spreading around you already.

What do you think of the UK government approach with the herd immunity?

take pics lol

long video conference call software
short black history month

You're right about that. There's actually already shortages so they had to access the strategic reserve of PPE equipment and we're about one week into things getting real.

abcnews.go.com/US/medical-providers-fearing-equipment-shortages-tap-secret-national/story?id=69583927

He probably never cleared it...it takes about a month or more to completely clear the virus. Check out British Chad Connor Reed's diary.

Who wants to be on the reinfection vector?
>hides in the nervous system where the immune system can't reach it
>has significant ADE properties and prevents immunity
>mutates like crazy
>hides on bacteria in your gut

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I WENT TO RED ROBIN AND IM PROUD

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I fucking hate this boomer logic.
My boss said the same thing.

>amazon.co.uk/Vitamin-C-Powder-1kg-Bag-Pharmaceutical/dp/B00LOM2YLQ?th=1
Yes. Buy more if its for more than just you. I bought 2 kg for me and gf.

Btw. Does everyone have to site for 5 minutes and retype captcha for every post?

Every nation failed but Mongolio and Best Korea who locked borders the last week of January

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I'm gonna coooooof and die
I just had a flu right before Corona was announced too.. aaaaaaa

The image says as much, I'm just wondering how widespread this is.

I couldn't hack it. Working at a market during the super bowl fucking sucked, I can't imagine that every single day for a week

those numbers are likely ridiculously low but all these fucking conspiracy tards are having a field day. anything without citation in these threads is pretty much hot garbage, such as all the shit about it being incurable.

Checked in return, thanks. Poorfag option is the Maverick 88 which is almost identical to the 500, everything but the trigger group is interchangeable.

When martial law is declared in the US you'll have a lot of fun watching the slaughter

>>EVERYTHING IS GONE

Progresso on shelf cries in shame.

twitter.com/PeterZeihan/status/1239009617570459648

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So when does this thing end? Are we supposed to stay home until someone finds a vaccine?

Uh...guys...I live in downtown Ottawa and a squadron of jets did a low pass overhead. What the fuck is going on? The city just shut down all public buildings today. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I live in Las Palmas (Gran Canaria).

Reason I say that is because I have first hand evidence of this from family members doing the same.

she's trying to wipe out all restaurant owners and redistribute them to the people. this is payback for her bartending days.

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I love track chicks

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Tourism is 20% of their economy.
There's already mobs of crazed starving monkeys rampaging through the streets because of no tourist to throw them peanuts.
They can't afford to shut down.

Election ain't happening this year

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Nothing ever ends, user

You think he has a sick gundamesque mech suit?

Cameraman knew exactly what angle he wanted

testing a new containment strategy, nuke the city.

Elites will push for electronic voting and outlawing of physical cash.

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In Ukraine we fucking up their country preventing them from joining EU and forcing their russian speaking population to go work and live in Russia.
Speaking of territories we already got what we wanted in 2014. Hohols, balts and sandniggers are useless.

the politicians are greedy fucks, so they'll probably loosen the measures during summer and then during autumn the second wave will hit us with twice the ferocity

HERD IMMUNITY CONFIRMED TO BE A PIPE DREAM

BRIT BONGS ON EXTINCTION WATCH

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>Btw. Does everyone have to site for 5 minutes and retype captcha for every post?
Checked. If you're using a privacy friendly browser that blocks Google fingerprinting, you'll be in for two guaranteed failures and then it'll work. Take it as a compliment that you've been able to evade their tracking.

they're just being more honest about it than most countries

>and buying food from Amazon from here on out
Who do you think packs and ships those boxes? Do those people get to stay home if they’re sick?

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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It's just the best PR way of saying "this is fucking nothing, piss off".

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