/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2071 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Apologize

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When the fuck did we cross 2000 argie bro? Even the threads are becoming exponential how fucked are we.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Daily Reminder that chink-made test kits don't work but give you the virus

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How long ago was this?

was he ignoring isolation?

!

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Few hours/days max

ANIMAL CROSSING OR DOOM ETERNAL
I CANT DECIDE

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And then one day for no reason at all, people caught coronavirus.

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twitter.com/livi_col/status/1238903235831828480

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yesterday i visit friend who was ill.
I hug her.
Am i infected already?
SHIEEEEET

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Did he coof?

animal crossing for length, doom eternal for awesomeness!!!

Bannerlord.

I WONT STOP UNTIL THE OLYMPICS ARE CANCELED

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It's already hell on earth

go pull some weeds and plant some flowers

You ask this every day, nigger.

Reminder if you think Italy and Spain are bad wait for the U.K.
And if you think that’s bad wait a few weeks and look at the United States, that shit is going to be WILD

Stay safe, Greenland.

It's actually happening this time boys. Yeehaw!

>youtube.com/watch?v=jMcio5NcHUg
>youtube.com/watch?v=jMcio5NcHUg
>youtube.com/watch?v=jMcio5NcHUg

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Thanks based argie. Our great white hope.

This is agonizing. It's like watching an asteroid crash into earth in slow motion.

Will Spain overtake Italy?
Will Italy overtake Wuhan?

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Peru at 43 now from official data.

46 confirmed cases in Mexico
155 suspected cases.

twitter.com/depraved_dave/status/1238971489753366528

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im going for animal crossing digital

41 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO

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Doom Eternal the latest doom was fucking great

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For real though, how long does it take to fucking recover from this?

you cant overtake wuhan it doesnt exist

Nigga, you better buy yourself a shotgun because in a few weeks it's gonna be Doom IRL around here.

>europe imported millions of immigrants and refugees just to get a pandemic where they will chimpout and ignore quarantine

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This, except people are saying its nothing and will disapte in the atmosphere

>be me
>smoking shittons of weed
>live in virus epicenter
>no symptoms
keep on smoking weed
This virus isn't gonna do anything guys

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OH NO NO NO NO

>been NEET for 2 years
>was just starting to get to a place where I felt good enough about myself/life in general to start trying to change my habits
>all of this shit happens
>now I'm literally stuck being NEET for who knows how long

It's just so boring bros. Not even vidya brings me joy anymore. I don't know how you guys NEET for so long.

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Spain shouldn't overtake Italy because of the population difference, unless they're really fucking bad at isolating, medicine, etc... And yes, Italy will overtake Wuhan/China. That much is obvious. Chinks are lying pieces of shit.

How will the US react when this inevitably blows up in their face? Obviously already widespread in several states, and somehow less prepared than Europe.

European countries went from close to zero infected, to several dead and closing down the countries and borders in a couple of weeks

Even if you think this is a nothing burger, the US will have mass hysteria and closing, same as Europe. Looking past the virus itself, how will people behave?

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>UK will need 40 million infected for "herd immunity" plan

Should I leave the UK ?

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I thought we were over 6,000 deaths this morning EST. Wtf happened?

Manila to impose curfew from March 15 to April 14, as total COVID19 cases in the Philippines jump to 111

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Deaths were just at 4k. Wtf happened

Canada is only going to test people who are sick enough to be hospitilized now. It's over for us.

I was a nothingburger fag and didn't stock up. Went to the grocery store and it's completely cleaned out. At least I got the last bag of dog food.
>mfw my puppers outlive me

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what a truly blessed man, to have corona-chan return to give him more of her love, just the thought makes me weep with joy.

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at least they get a mass grave instead a mass burning

How long until Germany lockdown? I would be going there in 2 weeks, butt now I have to postpone and air company is offering only until October/November, and my only next time available is December REEEEEEE

UNATCO?

>re-infection being confirmed
With each passing day we move closer to God. Now if only ADE were to be confirmed.

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How are you feeling today, argibro? Any better?

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jews fear the italian balcony dj.

Italy and spain happened

Witcher 3!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if you get the lucky second round you don't

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Are any states going into quarantine?

It's anuda shoah!

NIOH 2 YOU FAGGOT

How long can you hold your breath Yas Forums? Since it's been shown that even young survivors of COVID-19 are left with permanent scarring of the lungs, a healthy lung capacity is essential. If you can't hold your breath for at least 1 minute 30 seconds then you are fucked

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Good fucking luck surviving with those digits. Satan has you marked. You ain't going anywhere, bitch.

Do we have any inside sources of info coming out of China? Any proof it is actually recovering? It is important to see what happens as it will tell bid what we will be at in a month's time.

>another 70 yr old boomer

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Play some Metroidvania. Have you tried Hollow Knight?

ALL HAIL OUR CUTE QUEEN
CORONACHAN!!!

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Same here, and probably in all countries.

You can’t test everyone during exponential growth

Only if you are infected, satan
Act like the rest of your nurgle cultist country and spread it

accelerate

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Everything closed in DE MD PA NJ except...... CASINOS.
wonder why, wonder why.

Gay fags wasting months of their lives rooting for a lame virus so their lives become interesting.

>DOOMKUCKZ

you guys will beat it.. if you can beat cartels then you can beat Corona-chan, right?

>"herd immunity" plan
>for a virus that is capable of reinfection or dormancy
You should've left long ago.

now all of her followers are going out to restaurants to prove how tolerant they are. probably getting the owners sick. maybe aoc is our girl after all?

ganbare

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Guys I never thought that browsing a singaporean decoupage forum would save my life. I prepped months before the happening and know everybody thinks I'm a wizard.

Ori > Shallow Knight

Nothing to see here

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I'm already dead.

you now remember more threads than deads

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Start coofing lad

Look AT THE FUCKING DIGITS!

I can't help but feel understocked on buckshot. I only have like 300+ or so

UK is 21

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>Spain shouldn't overtake Italy because of the population difference
Why would that matter? The death rate in Spain is due to infection rates and demographics, not overall population.

buckle up my friend

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OH NONONONO
>muh no reinfection
Btfo

Idaho seems to think it lives in a bubble cause they ain't doing shit. We are neighbors to the biggest epicenter but they seem to think a few mountains will stop it from getting here. Fml.

UH

Do we have any at all reason to trust their sources?

can relate, been neet for 5 years, dont play vidya properly for 2+ years, maybe few hours a week of something, have gone to
few different psychiatrist/therapist/pshychologist in 3 years. Depression now is gone cus this happening, i wish it doesnt go away

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i-i don't w-want to die

Fake tweet

Checked and fug

Well it must be scaring people here, they just asked all churches not to meet tomorrow in my town, we don't even have a confirmed case in town and my state still doesn't have confirmed community transmission.....

french brainlets are still out partying until 6AM despite the bars ban...I can't stand this people anymore

>1 stop shop
more like 1 drop shop lmao, yids btfo

>no waifu to cuddle while /comfy/ quarantine at home

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digits say world tour

At least I kind of feel better that we are on lockdown now.

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is the herd Immunity plan maximum galaxy brain?

so according to French data, half of critical condition patients are under 50 years old

Extend the UK line and it intersects 21. No change. Slope is destiny

jugs too big, by we hit 1m infected she will be draggin them like ur nan

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