>"Thanks so much for prepping, user, I feel so safe here with you you're so smart. All my friends thought you were crazy and now they're freaking out."
"Thanks so much for prepping, user, I feel so safe here with you you're so smart...
Henry Morgan
Asher Powell
lol
Sebastian Fisher
>allowing your gf to have friends
cuck
Jason Price
>get out of my house you brown eyed mutt
Carson Nelson
She doesn’t mean that. She’ll wait until your sleeping and let in her raider bf
Asher Price
Open bobs bb.
Ethan Walker
>brown eyes
gross.
Camden Thomas
>this is what preppers believe will happen
Christopher Ramirez
Dude, not cool; these chinkflu-general prepcels have nothing else. They’re either underage, unemployed, or have a shitty McJob. They have no genuine fulfillment in their lives, so their “happening” had become both their hobby and their validation-fantasy. They literally fall asleep at night imagining how good it will feel if the dying words of those around them are akin to “Oh if only I had listened and to you, user! I was but a sheep, while you were a shining beacon of wisdom! Alas, I now pay the ultimate price for not recognizing your brilliance”
This is their one bit of brightness in their day, and you’re trying to be an asshole who slaps the ice cream cone out a child’s hand.
Ryan Wright
ANOTHER FAGGY AS FUCK LARP THREAD!!!
Just change this fucking place to /LARP cause that's all anyone does here.
LARP happening
LARP knowing "secret info"
LARP LARP LARP
This place is literally a grade 7 LARP board.
HOLY FUCK I HATE THE INTERNET AND WISH I HAD A LIFE.
Levi Baker
>I need a fresh milk supply for my coffee and a pussy to fuck. You don't talk from now.
Wyatt Roberts
>be nice and invite the neighborhood stacy in
>oh wow user youve got alot of food in here
>say how nice she looks and hope she blow you
>next day she alerts Chad to come over
>Chad locks you in your own closet while he raids your stock
Connor Clark
shiieeeettt
Cameron Hall
Said my imagination, because I wouldn't waste my shitonne of useful food and prep on whores.
Michael Garcia
lol yep this is the pol fantasy. Never gonna happen, in reality user is still just a loser in the basement and no one cares about his autistic doomsday posting
Julian Richardson
get out of my house tranny
Matthew Miller
>prepcels
seethe more, boomer
t. prepper with a family
Cameron Perez
Cringe
I expect better from you, Brenton
Bentley Torres
fuck off freeloader
Jayden James
Dominic Rogers
user doesn't own any condoms cos user has never touched bobs. user won't be getting any...
Hudson Brooks
Aww. Your welcome sweetie. Now get to work on my dick so you can at least get a little rest afterwards. You’ve got a long day doing house and garden work tomorrow.
Juan Long
See
Sorry dude, this is what you actually are in reality
Isaiah Flores
Is Grade 7 Larp or Grade 1 Larp the bigger one? I can never remember.
Brayden Davis
I am a loner and enjoy the solitary path.
But sometimes i wish I could at least experience the affection of a cute girl like this.
But I realise that real 'love' is incredibly rare and many people just hitch up for their own selfish benefit and you end up just getting hurt.
Better to stay alone, stay strong.
David Adams
Friends still think it's a nothingburger lads.
Rule Britannia.
Henry Ortiz
>”LARP!”
>flag
(((Every time)))
Ryan Martinez
>someone made it past the land mines....and the super gun
Time to get the machete.
Connor Lewis
Idk, man. I try to post relevant shit like Rockefeller Foundation documents/Event 201 information, etc. Then I get replies like, "Yeah, sure i'll read that. Hold your breath, i'll tell you when i'm done". People seem to prefer the LARP, user.
Oliver Scott
what is considered prepping? i always keep a spare copy of whatever - toilet paper, oil, rice and whenever the one i'm using depletes, i get the new one and then buy another
Joshua Powell
>Wake up
I've had the most frightening nightmare. I took some dumb bitch with no useful attributes into my home and she drained me of all resources.
Kayden Long
Too bad you didn't appreciate me before it was convenient
BEGONE
THOT
Liam Bailey
Cooper Hall
No problem my dear, just remember to keep it to 3 squares.
Daniel Lee
>mfw some Yas Forumscel near me thinks this could actually be him sometime in the near future
Benjamin King
Literally a snapshot from my life last night right before I got my balls and ass licked while getting jacked off.
Austin Richardson
"no problem babe as a matter of fact i got one last thing prepped just for u" *unzips dick*
Julian Wood
>"Where the hell did all my beans go woman?"
Alexander Sanchez
Get out roastie!!!!!!!
YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME TOO REEEEE!!!!!
ALSO THAT CHICKEN, WAS DRY, REAL DRY.
Jordan King
>the manipulative witch knows what you want to hear and tells you exactly that when she feels it might gain her some survival advantage. later that day behind your back she laughs with her friends about you being a prepper nerd. what are her actual thoughts and opinions, as it turns out she doesn't have any, she merely manipulates any social situation to her advantage by faking whatever opinions she thinks will bring her benefit.
Jackson Wright
This
Gavin Taylor
kek
Justin Thompson
You're ugly, I dont know how you got in here but you need to leave post haste.
Isaac Mitchell
>teehee I gave them to Jamal in exchange for a good BBC ride teehee
Julian White
>implying having a family is unique
Everyone has parents, and most of us have siblings.
I can only assume that’s what you mean by “family”, because otherwise I’d have to pray for the wife/kids of someone who would use a teenage zoomlet term like “seethe more boomer”.
Landon Nguyen
They're coming out of the brapper is where.
Daniel Gray
It’s a trap!
Liam Clark
>ALSO THAT CHICKEN, WAS DRY, REAL DRY.
too real
Ryan Anderson
Based Rodrigo laying down the rules of the castle.
Henry Sanders
Like I said, if you want those ramen noodles you're gonna have to suck my dick.
Matthew Clark
>*Me knowing I'll eat her when we run out of food*
>"Don't worry, I'll always protect you."
Juan Russell
Way too little way too late
Get the everloving flying motherfucking fuck outta my house you juniper jumping piece of shit chugging fart sucking anal guzzling tit tickling ballsack cradling nipple flinging cheek chucking flap flooping bag of used electric fish oil from my ass
Ayden James
kek based realistic scenario
Jonathan Gomez
>Preppers have been simps all along
Mason Hill
lmao this actually use to be my fantasy when i was a young virgin. i would constantly daydream about it.
Thomas Thompson
Ryan Bennett
>you'll always be a part of me
Isaiah Wright
No problem Rodger ya big TRANNY FAGGOT
Christian Jones
What is wrong with wanting ignorant assholes to admit they were wrong and you were right?
Have a coof
Ayden Ortiz
>Thanks so much for prepping, user, I feel so safe here with you
>YOU'RE LIKE A MODERN DAY EUNUCH
Easton Ross
Landon Powell
Two meters away, whore.
Blake Wood
I'll give you a hint user heeehee *braaaaaap*
Cooper Williams
lol...this was all the girls looking at me buying supplies on friday. All the basedboy cucks wearing flip flops and hot topic tee shirts, or the dress pants/button up shirt clueless cucks running around like chickens with their head cut off. Meanwhile a real man with army fatigues, combat boots walks through the grocery store knowing exactly what I needed to grab. Literally every single women in the store was dripping wet just looking at me. wishing their husbands and boyfriends had even half the clue how to survive like this alpha with the domineering prescence making his way through the store.
hehehe every aisle i walked down, the subtle whispers and gasps of jealousy from the men, and jaw dropped awe from my fair maidens of the grocery store, no doubt there jaws were dropped in submission letting me know they were more than ready and willing to wrap their open mouths around my cock, in exchange for letitng them survive the coming storm under my protection.
Im a lone wolf, a tiger in the sea of sheep. sorry sweet heart, your gonna half to let cuck boy protect you, well see how that works out. huehue.
feels good brothers.
Brody Carter
Women would never admit you were right
Kevin Rodriguez
braps are now deadly
Adam Martin
>Told her friends about my prepping
Dropped. First rule in prepping is to tell no one.
Levi King
Redpilled AF
Does anyone remember those threads on r9k that had the zombie outbreak and the picture with the girl saying LET ME IN user! Then robots would say no in funny ways kek
Jordan Russell
>stacy
First mistake.
Ian Williams
>unemployed, or have a shitty McJob. They have no genuine fulfillment in their lives
Unironically true
>“Oh if only I had listened and to you, user! I was but a sheep, while you were a shining beacon of wisdom! Alas, I now pay the ultimate price for not recognizing your brilliance”
KEK YES! I would get a massive dopamine high from this. HMMM yum yum yum
6 weeks ago, SIX WEEKS AGO, I told my friends to prep. I knew they wouldn't, but I reasoned that they are more likely to prep earlier than the normie hoard if I was in their head.