/cvg/ - Coronavirus Gen #2068

POLICE OF MADRID CLEARING THE STREETS: GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES, FOR THE WELL BEING OF ALL
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FIRST LADY OF SPAIN TESTED POSITIVE
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► Detected: 156,054 ► Died: 6014

ITALY, SPAIN AND FRANCE UNDER LOCKDOWN

Bill Mitchell updates
twitter.com/mitchellvii

Trump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_
archive.is/tcgPv

France closes schools and universities
archive.is/eSVG9

More than 100 US colleges shut down, go online
archive.is/DW1V2

>RESEARCH
>UPDATE ON GERMANY 14.03.

>850 NEW INFECTIONS:
>4525 TOTAL INFECTIONS +23,13%
>0 NEW DEATHS:
>8 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 14.03. 20:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost
Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

>REMINDER
Male infertility confirmed
archive.is/XxLE3

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns
983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
archive.is/1WTiA

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U
Merkel: "Cut social contacts, wherever possible."
German virologist: "Don't put children of critical workforce together."

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

>LATEST CASES (Saturday)
UK: +10 deaths (50% OF ALL DEATHS)
Former Soviet Republic of Estonia: +30 cases
Athens: +2 deaths
Iberia: +609 cases, +58 deaths
Persia: +1365 cases, +97 deaths
Empire of Korea: +107 cases, +5 deaths

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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>LIVE WORLD COUNTER STREAM
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its been in my city for over 2 weeks where are all the dead bodies?

infections are going down from yesterday's numbers at virtually every country. this is a nothingburger.

GOD BLESS CHINA

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Can you pass it on to other people even after recovering?

Steve is baaaaaaaaacccccccck

>Family said the hype died down
>Ask why
>They didn't watch the news today so it must be over

I fucking hate my nothing burger family.

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/comfy/ ambience
youtube.com/watch?v=W-LMXP5sQTk

>my city for over 2 weeks where are all t
the point is to not wait until there are dead bodies everywhere.

Best case scenario is faggots like you crying about hurr durr overreaction after the crisis is over and we stopped the outbreak,

ITS

A

FUCKING

BIG

FAT

GIGANTIC

ENORMOUS

NOTHING

BURGER

Is God punishing the Chinks for eating these cute creatures?!

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>Threadly reminder if you aren't hoarding these, you'll come out of this broke.

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I have two options of people to stay with right now. I'm kinda freaking out because it's only a matter of time until I'm exposed to this shit.

Option 1:
>stay with my uncle and my cousins, my province refuses to shut down schools so the kids are guaranteed to be carries at some point

or

Option 2:
>go stay with my mom and dad who live just outside of the city. would be ideal other than the fact my mother works in retail and my dad "just a flu bro"s me every single time he sees me and he works with the public, also my sister lives with them and she started coofing

What would you guys do?

Been here since around the 30th thread, what about you guys?

Yes. Also
>recovering
how cute

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>NOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE BATERINOS! NOT THE HECKIN SKY PUPPER YOU CAN'T!!!

Where is the countries list?

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>mild
duuuuuuuuuuuuude

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idk if you retards are aware but now Spain is a communist dictatorship, as of next monday

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>same results for complete lockdown as doing nothing at all
hurr durr we stopped it!

youtu.be/TmWM51mTY_c?t=900
should be in OP's post

Fixed.

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>know just how bad the Corona virus will be
>Do nothing to prep for it
Anyone else bros?

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we are not here to hold your fucking hand, faggot. your question is retard-tier and no one owes you a goddamned thing. if you cannot read the news, watch what governments are doing, and draw the most basic conclusions then you will be one of the first to go.

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all they want to do is eat fruit and hang around.

There's another thread going: China (+10) Italy +3,497 (+175) Iran +1,365 (+97) S. Korea +107 (+5) Spain +1,159 (+63) Germany +924 (+1) France +808 (+12) US +589 (+8) Switzerland +236 (+2) UK +342 (+10) Norway +113 (+2) Sweden +147 (+1) Netherlands +155 (+2) Denmark +23 (+1) Japan +70 (+1) Belgium +130 (+1) Greece +38 (+2) Slovenia +40 (+1) Ireland +39 (+1) Philippines +47 (+3) Iraq +9 (+1) Poland +35 (+1) Indonesia +27 (+1) Bulgaria +10 (+1) Algeria +11 (+1) Austria +151 Qatar +17 Australia +49 Canada +49 Malaysia +41 Finland +70 Bahrain +2 Singapore +12 Israel +50 Czech Rep. +48 Portugal +57 Iceland +27 H. Kong +10 Romania +28 Estonia +36 Egypt +16 Kuwait +4 S. Arabia +17 S. Marino +21 India +18 Lebanon +16 Thailand +7 Chile +18 Russia +14 Taiwan +3 Vietnam +9 Luxembourg +13 Serbia +11 Argentina +11 Slovakia +12 Brunei +3 Croatia +7 Albania +5 S. Africa +14 Palestine +3 Panama +9 Pakistan +3 Georgia +5 Hungary +11 Ecuador +5 C. Rica +4 Latvia +9 Mexico +11 Cyprus +12 Colombia +6 Bosnia +3 Morocco +11 Armenia +10 Tunisia +2 Malta +6 Moldova +6 Afghanistan +4 Dom. Rep. +6 S. Lanka +4 Maldives +1 Martinique +7 Lithuania +3 Faeroes +6 N. Zealand +1 Fr. Guiana +1 Paraguay +1 Kazakhstan +2 Réunion +1 Turkey +1 Bangladesh +2 Guadeloupe +2 Honduras +1 Ivory C. +1 Curaçao +1 Namibia +2 Seychelles +2 Tri. & Tob. +1 Mayotte +1 Rwanda +1 Eswatini +1 U.S. Virgin Islands +1 Total +10,957 (+403)

>Should you be worried about getting Covid-19?
Yes.
>Should you be worried about others getting Covid-19?
Yes.
>Should you be worried that this is the start of a cascading event that will plunge modern society into a dark age unlike anything we've ever experienced?
Yes.
>Should you do anything about it?
Absolutely not, cause there's nothing you can do. Here are the facts that we know about Covid-19

1) it can live on indefinitely (suspected, only time will confirm ) in your gut flora.
2) it will irreversibly damage your lung capacity (20-30% weaker than prior), your liver, your kidneys, and your testicles, with potential to do long term irreversible damage to other organs and internals like your heart, nervous system, lymph-nodes
3) It's confirmed to reemerge in patients that it's already run the course through, and mutates to a much more deadly (yet less transmittable) strain.

Combine that and what do you have? A virus that will reemerge every year or so, that lives on indefinitely in your gut flora, will never have a cure because it targets ACE2 receptors, comes back 10x stronger once it's run it's course and goes for different vital systems/organs than the first time, does permanent damage to multiple internal organs, drastically reduces the % of sperm count to a point where a 2 digit, non-0% of men will be sterile after getting the virus, has a 28 day incubation period before potential symptoms can occur, has a 15 day post-incubation cycle where you're still able to spread it after it's completely run it's course. Every year this comes back it will be worse and humanity will be weaker.

We are, quite literally, looking at the beginning of the end of mankind. Never has humanity seen such a threat, and never has humanity reacted the way that it did. If this truly was "just the flu bro" there's absolutely 0 chance that major places like China, Italy, Iran, etc etc are shutting down /everything/. We're fucked.

mild is just too hot for me

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Today's cases. China is recovering while Europe and the US are getting fucked.

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>implying i'm not stocked up all of this liquid gold

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hope this works

I’ve got the fucking sniffles bros. It’s over for me. Gonna swallow a bullet and end it quick. Goodbye friends.

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Neither of you have the green sauce. Sorry to say anons, but your stash is worthless.

Retards were out partying because they're off work, lock down is pretty much a necessity now.

Uuuuuuuuy, mamá!

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corona is basically nature going full siege on faggots and kikes.

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>have a lard ass uncle that eats fast food every single day
>have to talk to him in a week
This fucker is going to have it, isn't he?

Yes, see

9 death in Germany
0 new infections in china
>happing is over

Stay with sister and sex her up.

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Uncle and cousins. The schools will shut down eventually, maybe even in time. Or perhaps he'll be smart enough to pull his kids out of school anyway.

just dont spend extended periods of time near the sick, especially in enclosed spaces.

Thread theme
youtu.be/zqe-kDulylw

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Wtf is happening with all these elites catching it?? Drumpf, pope, first lady of spain etc etc

Shit that's nightmare fuel. Stay safe user

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elites mingle with other elites

think handshaking, hugging, kissing, etc

I love this.

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Is this really going to be THE happening?
Are you fucking kidding me? THIS?

Where is my WW3? Where the fuck is my nuclear fallout.
Where the fuck is the whole fighting for my country, fighting for SOMETHING, fighting AGAINST something.

This is how I'm supposed to go out? Not even in a fucking blaze a glory, no honorable death?
Really? Are you fucking kidding me? The happening that will define our generation is going to be a goddamn faggot little virus?
Am I seriously going to get killed by a faggot little virus, is washing my hands going to be the thing that defines this generation.

Is this what I've been living up to? To just fight against some gay ass little fucking virus, this is fucking homosexual as fuck.

lex18.com/news/kentucky-up-to-16-cases-of-covid-19
>"We had the first instance of an individual who has refused to self-isolate," Beshear noted. "We have taken the steps to force an isolation that will be in their home. This is a Nelson County resident that has tested positive, left against medical advice, refused to self-quarantine. We have worked with the county judges and others. It was a step I hoped I never had to take, but we can't allow one person who we know has this virus to refuse to protect their neighbors."
Martial law is here

I grow peppers and make vinegar, bow down to your new king.

Spain bro.

Madrid
Diagnostique : 2940
Actives : 2807
Revovers: 0(zerp)
Deaths: 133
Official news agency Spain Government
rtve.es/noticias/20200315/mapa-del-coronavirus-espana/2004681.shtml

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HAPPENING OVER
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globalism is a self correcting problem it seems.

Literally just a bunch of lies lol

give it till summer, chinese cargo has stopd for 2 months and when local production starts getting fucked from lack of base components things will get ugly real quick.
no idea if nukes fly anywhere other then india and pakistan but shit will hit the fan in a way worse way then it already has.

do recovered people are really recovered?

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Because the west are acting like South Korea.

WW3 will happen see my flag is sweden btw.

OP fag stop spreading this BS link with the infertility url. It’s broken and goes to some stupid CDC site that is unrelated.

>Male infertility confirmed
>archive.is/XxLE3
Faggots will be faggots I guess.

>this is fucking homosexual as fuck.
a gay virus for a gay world

The happening won't be over until the rest of the world does the same as PRC, Singapore, SK etc

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That isn't Martial law. That is prevention to the community from a faggot retard

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Uncle is kind of a "just a flu bro" too but he is slowly coming around. Starting to think of it as a little more serious. One of my cousins has asthma so that's why he's a little more concerned I think. I'm hoping shit gets shut down here swiftly because we are going to be in for a hell of a ride if not.

I don't know if I'm overly paranoid but I won't even breathe near other people now even if they don't appear to be sick. I even lysol everything when I get in through the door.

Do you have proof China is recovering? Lack of reporting is not the same as recovery.

This. Makes me think a lot of governments want to let it wipe out a good portion of old boomers before we stamp it out.

This. It will spread in the west and south korea will have to block all travel from any country that has a case or else it will flare back up again and then OH BOY ANOTHER LOCKDOWN! but with less resources to spare.

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If you stop testing the sick, then you stop "having cases".

You'll get your chance once panic spreads, unless you're already dead by then of course:
youtube.com/watch?v=QgHATo0d3YA

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Where were YOU when the Anglo regained superiority of the globe?
Where were YOU when the British Empire was reborn in the ashes of the Wuhan flu?

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cringe

Stage 1: Wuflu
Stage 2: Lizzie kicks the bucket and Charles takes over
Stage 3: Charles kicks 'them' out.
Stage 4: This action makes him incredibly unpopular with a lot of society, bad PR
Stage 5: William takes over after Charles steps down.

WHERE IS THE COUNTRY LIST YOU IBERIAN NIGGY?

I'm scared af bro's wbu? How soon American cities go full quarantine? I'm thinking any moment now.

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The virgin quarantinefag

nigga we on quarantine on Monday. My communist government has created a civil army to control the population. 200.000 troops. Corona let communism in

If you are not a newfag, you have no excuse at all