/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2070 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Is it finally time for it to slow down? Europe is almost entirely locked down. Greece barely had any cases today after 100 yesterday.

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5 rolls?

Mexico 36 cases!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO NO NO NO NOT THE HECKIN' ABORTIORINOS! NOT MY LEGAL MURDER CLINICS! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KILL BABIES NOW???
>babies are also virtually immune to the virus
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

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Well Yas Forums, where I live it's under semi isolation and I might have had contact with the virus trough my mother-inlaw.
Luckily I prepped

We have to go back

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5? You mean 50 right? I shit 28 times a day and consoom 77 TP rolls per minute

Thank you Argie. You the best.

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I bet I could eat 100 rolls

Can it be passed to other people even after you've recovered? Can it still be carried?

What does HIV-based pseudotype mean?

And in 2010’s Angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2) proteins of different bat species confer variable susceptibility to SARS-CoV entry Prof Zhengli and her team of scientists “extended [their] previous study to ACE2 molecules from seven additional bat species and tested their interactions with human SARS-CoV spike protein using both HIV-based pseudotype and live SARS-CoV infection assays.”

Enough of this pasta

This is what the dummies are doing in New Orleans, after the Gov issued orders to not congregate in large crowds and on the day Louisiana had its first death

pic related

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Fuck this is large lads
BBC NEWS BREAKING
WASHINGTON DC LOCKED DOWN
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BBC NEWS BREAKING
WASHINGTON DC LOCKED DOWN
archive.is/mygkx

Bigger than I thought, fuck

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I have it. Self diagnosed with runny nose, itchy eyes, and sneezing yesterday.

Sucks that I can't go outside and enjoy spring where I live, everything is starting to bloom.

I've always been unlucky around this time, I try to go outside but I get sick as soon as things start heating up.

This general was fun

BUT now I think it’s posting so much shit and fake news it’s unbearable

Those Who Recover From Coronavirus Can Be Left With Reduced Lung Function, Say Doctors
sciencealert.com/even-those-who-recover-from-corona-can-be-left-gasping-for-breath-afterwards
Even coronavirus survivors can be left with lung damage that takes 15 years to heal
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/even-coronavirus-survivors-can-be-left-with-lung-damage-that-takes-15-years-to-heal-msh8zmwtb

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saw video posted of people lined up outside a costco in -30 weather. normie panic best panic.

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why do all fucking plagues start in China? India shit on the street and theres no Indian SARS

CONFIRMED IN ERIE COUNTY

NYC BUS

FUCK!

what are the odds the US gets a quarantine?
I want to eat ramen and jerk off alone for a month.

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Latest we're fucked log graph of death. Spain may overtake Italy before long

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wait, i thought it was 4?

26, you moron. But this is just starting. you should see people's dirty looks when I wear my mask.

uhoh.

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big if huge

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How come that prepping seems to be a male thing.

Like all females I know don’t give a single fuck and maybe panic shop when the guberment says on TV okay time to panic

There’s a cute grill (like legit 9/10 no meme) who I know from my friend group. She has asthma and we were recently talking and the virus came upstairs She was scared if it started happening for real. Told her I’ve prepared masks and stuff if it happens and that she can have one if she needs her. Told her we could get comfy and have loads of supplies and stay safe.

Her eyes changed like instantly and it’s like she suddenly saw me in a different light.

Is the whole prepping thing like a primitive caveman stone age way of attracting grills? Is this how the NEET genes survive?

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So, Trump totally has it right?

What’s the difference between mortality rate, fatality rate and death rate? Also, how do you calculate them?

Hey /cvg/ forgot something in my car, watch this for me yeah? i'll be back in a minute.

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a friend in washington texted me that Governor Inslee's office is deciding whether to lock down the entire state with the national guard and force ALL businesses to close. apparently the source is credible.

Fucking Canada BC eill only test old people.
>People with mild symptoms don't need it, says Dr. Bonnie Henry

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/shifting-testing-strategy-bc-1.5498241

we are still in the beginning of the beginning.

people keep pretending to cough when I pass them wearing my N99 and pvc gloves
i keep hearing 'bois what the hell is the craic with these lads, the flu's worse like'

i keep seeing young students going to bars in huge groups and hearing stories about 'virus parties'
the health authorities here are pleading with young people to stay home and that they are going to make the spread worse

the military is being deployed on monday

friends who used to think i was paranoid and over reacting last month when i did my prepping are now scared

Women live in lalaland

My state had its first death

Thank fuck argiebro is back

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Not at all, on the contrary in fact. France, UK, Netherlands, Germany, Spain are all starting to ramp up for ther first big 2 week shitshow. And the USA, of course.

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>not stay open all day so store is more overflowed during hours instead of spreading customers out
nice

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Honestly I don't care about restaurants closing,
no more than 10 people gathering, or the mossad watching my phone (like they didn't do that already)

But the gym closing and I'm gonna lose all my gains

Wagecucks on suicide watch since they wont get off work soon enough to spend their hard earned money

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Shit posting huh

Spain just stepping on the gas like there is no tommorow

9 from this private hospital
1 from SLP that got confirmed yesterday at midnight

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If you seen Indian videos it's different. I don't think they even eat animals. They just let them roam their cities.

UK has 21 deaths not 8

Well, strictly speaking the feds can't block interstate travel... legally.
I'm not sure about states blocking it, however.

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>a nigger wrote that
Like clockwork.

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Find literally a SINGLE flaw in this plan

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Because her genes tell her a man is supposed to take care of this shit but she doesn't have one that she obeys.

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I bought extra respirators (didn't empty the shelf, just a couple) so I could have some things to trade, but now I'm worried my "trade" will be me handing over the mask and my buyer handing over a 9mm bullet.

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We’ve only just begun

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Indians may shit on the street but Chinks eat anything that moves, that includes organisms living in poo.

JOKES ON YOU LIBERALS I WENT TO RED ROBIN AND IM PROUD OF IT

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Airplanes gonna be closed for at least a week in a few days I got a call from congress aide friend.

decent banter for a negro tbqh

>tfw when poos were tight

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Unironically none

UNLESS it mutates but then every country is fucked so

yes user, now take her to your cave.P.s she thinks that you are another beta orbiter that will help her for free(no sex etc)

Me too, but they'll never force people to stop working because muh stonks

The only way wagies in the US will get out of work is if they actually catch the virus

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yes and yes

I escaped that city in a heartbeat while nigger-tier coombrain friends saw it as an opportunity to party and drink until they were blacked out.

>niggers are immun...

>0.7% mortality rate when you have that many cases that need icu
At best they can pray its 3%

>(didn't empty the shelf, just a couple)
sure

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Very high
1 month at absolute MAX

Noticed how all these dead people in this video look over 70?
Literally why are people who aren't older than 70 so scared?

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Canada is fucked
>Everyone else, even those with mild symptoms who have returned from travel, do not need testing, she said, unless they get sick enough to need professional care.

>I have it. Self diagnosed with runny nose, itchy eyes, and sneezing yesterday.
None of these are symptoms of Corona-chan, sounds like an allergy

A lot of exotic and different animals in their markets plus overpopulation.

I'm outing myself but I've been here since the first 10 threads and prepped in mid January. I grabbed n95 and n100 masks before they were wiped out before this virus even left wuhan. That aside

It's because they don't get it. Even my close girlfriends all called me crazy and a schizo and said I was panicking over nothing. This was both while it was still in Wuhan and even now, where it's in our city. One of them even left by plane 2 days ago to go see her boyfriend and kept commenting how empty the airport was. This doesn't just go for girls, it goes for normies in general. Until the TV or facebook tells them what to do, they don't care. We have TP, water, hanitizer, paper towel, and medicine shortage and they STILL think it's overhyped by the media and "just a flu."

I hate saying "I told you so" during an awful situation like this, but I sincerely hope these people catch it and struggle so they finally fucking grasp that the t.v. man is lying to you. Anyway, good luck with your now woke gf user.

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>tfw she tells chad about your stash and they break into your place and take your shit

Who are they trying to kid with their 0.7% CFR, what a bunch of dicks. and we call the Chinese no honour liars.

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2 boomers from GDL as well

>OH NO NO NO NOT THE HECKIN' NIGGLETINOS! IT'S MURDER! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KEEP LOW IQ PEOPLE REPRODUCING!?!1?

Bragging about going to Red Robin is the worst part of this

>China
>65,000 recovered

Does anyone believe this bullcrap?

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Thanks Gary.

I just ate 10 percent of my prep food.

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You are talking about a state that throws hurricane parties. Louisianians will use literally ANYTHING as an excuse to party.

Extend the UK line it intersects 21 deaths. It doesn't change one iota

Checked for truth
My missus thinks I'm a fucking prophet cos I'd been forcing us to prep for 6 weeks

>feelsgoodman.jpg

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This will all blow over in a week

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>boomers in charge all around the world are fucking up preventative measures
>this in turn creates more coronavirus cases that... kill off boomers
Why didn't I see this contradiction sooner?

Why are the people most vulnerable to coronavirus infections so reluctant to reduce its spread?

twitter.com/roddreher/status/1238986922040725504

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Where'd you hear the military is being deployed on monday?
You think they'll close travel to the UK anytime soon?

Those Who Recover From Coronavirus Can Be Left With Reduced Lung Function, Say Doctors
sciencealert.com/even-those-who-recover-from-corona-can-be-left-gasping-for-breath-afterwards
Even coronavirus survivors can be left with lung damage that takes 15 years to heal
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/even-coronavirus-survivors-can-be-left-with-lung-damage-that-takes-15-years-to-heal-msh8zmwtb

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Oh no whores might have to take responsibility for their actions the WHORROR

lol

The UK is also contesting those severe, critical, fatality percentages as being lower from their interpretations of the data, with major misrepresentation also occuring due to the dramatic skews being provided by the 65+, therefore their main aim is to try and permanently limit the potential of that demographic from ever getting it.
They're also predicting better capability to significantly lower the percentages further by hitting the peak in summer and having the under 50's the main infected bulk.

because we have parents and grandparents you turboautist

JFC!, I think there is community transmission now. AFAK, these cases are regarded as "imported" transmissions.

No, user, you must be dreaming, you never gave me your toilet paper to look after.

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Ill wipe my ass like a poo and wash it off or turn my disconnecting shower-head into a beday.

Idgaf

tbqh men are dying more than women soooo

does anyone have any credible sources about lockdowns tomorrow? heard DC (believable) and nationwide (not as much).

>bullcrap
Watch your profanity or you'll be banned from this subreddit

As of next monday, Spain becomes a COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP. Thanks Coronavirus.

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Im 100% gonna get sick from this, and im probably not going to get any medical help from the state since im young and my public health service is not at a capicity to even handle 1% of the 2nd wave of outbreaks
I know im fucked hard but is there anything i can do to lessen the fuckening of my lungs by corona?
I've been here since january so i know just how hard im getting fucked

You’re a legit grill or a tranny tho?
Just interested for the prepping male theory

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Here, decent precis
britannica.com/science/case-fatality-rate

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>men who can provide better protection for a woman are a more attractive mate
yes

The US is going to have to declare martial law, too many retards are disregarding health warnings. At this point I would support welding the doors of sick retards closed.

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Corona isn't real. These threads are for scaremongering and coming up with new ideas for the media meme machine. It's all shit. Forget fact checking. The data is all bullshit. Go live in the real world and leave the internet behind forever. Cure your addiction to bullshit and maybe save someone else while you're at it.

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>UK playing in Legendary Mode on their first try, and going for the herd immunity strategy

Holy shit Britbros, you're based as fuck. I hope it works for you. We're trying an hybrid strategy ourselves, I hope it works.

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those are exactly the symptoms of coronavirus you greasy pleb

Seriously. Tom Hanks has it.
You're past 500K.

Checked, get ready bros

no, user. Like this.
tits or gtfo

Cierra la boca catalan mongo

>Is the whole prepping thing like a primitive caveman stone age way of attracting grills? Is this how the NEET genes survive?
You are onto something based Dane. Smash that pussy if you can

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twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1238991435162095616

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Feeling bad for all the boomers who's parents are over 70 yrs old yet they still post on Yas Forums.

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Okay I've been surviving on trader joes frozen asian foods and I am basically shitting my pants fuck I might actually be using 1 roll a day now I should have prepped toilet paper. Those fuckers knew these meals give you the shits.

really?
based if true

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argentino comemierda eres mas negro que un africano

I live a few parishes over but almost never go to NO except for company Christmas lunches, or jury duty last October. I especially would stay away with what’s going on now

>hand sanitizer dispensers on the street as they pack in a bar to slobber all over eachother

What's he driving home for? Lazy fuck. Power nap at the hospital and get back to work.

Lick some door knobs and post them on Twitter. #coronahoax

that's spooky as fuck

>when you realize all these countries are going to have to deploy their military to enforce martial law to keep the peace
>when you remember germany still doesn't have a military and it's going to be a complete mad max scenario when the refugees and immigrants start chimping out

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Nice talking point Nigel
How is gov pay nowadays?

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>2 million critical
Do they even have that many hospital beds in the UK
>They say there are around 8,000 beds in at least 570 private sector hospitals in the UK. The call comes as Labour and the GMB say the NHS is now expected to "deal with a national health emergency despite being under strain from years of privatisation and cuts
No, no they don't
They are fucked

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im tired of life
please take my soul corona chan

Prep for what? Have fun with your herd immunity Nigel

A legit grill. I sincerely hope this shit wipes out the tranny stash and they go even crazier. I've been here long enough to the point where I had pasta for weeks about getting masks from sherwin williams, etc.

i've actually faceposted here in my respirators

Yea Irish lads are proper thick. You can see the fear in their eyes though, they'll wake up soon enough

I am so fucking scared

Rate my Lysol stash

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twitter.com/BrookeGMcDonald/status/1238986272137502720

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Gotta love Catholic shaming!

PATRIOTIC CANADIANS DO NOT HOARD. DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT MUCH BREAD?

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>hand sanitizer
That shit is largely a myth. Literally rubbing your hands with plain water does more

Eso ha dolido eh?

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Plenty of white idiots there. This is a screenshot of Bourbon St webcam from earlier today

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HONK HONK
don't forget this mother fucker is airborne

Retarded/10
Where is your food?

for half of them it's probably a completely involuntary subconscious response, and you've completely ruined their day as they wonder if that was a tickle in their throat or not
based.

It is. Our communist government has just taken complete control over the armed and police forces and overriden the power of the autonomies

How long has this copypasta been at 5 rolls a day?
Three, four threads already?

yeah, just like masks retard

when are we singing like italy?

please update aus cases to pic related

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Webm

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>two presumed positive cases
oh no it's the end of the world. these are the same cunts who were saying it's just a flu and go hug a chink just a few weeks ago.

Thanks Jerry

there was an army notice going around to inform all personnel to be ready to deploy on the 16th
also a trusted friend of mine knows an officer in the army who confirmed it

its literally the only thing that is going to convince the retarded normies here

this pandemic has really made me realize the 96 average IQ in this country

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Ireland cancels Paddys day and you retarded yanks still go out?

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Tits or gtfo

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i saw that wuhan bus diagram paper had been retracted but CDC put something out re-confirming it can be in the air (in droplets) for up to 3 hours

That's Midway.

Trade me your stash pics and I'll show you mine

Rural Australia Reporting In.

Massive Supermarket Run. Never seen that many people in a supermarket all my life. People bulk buying, one with 24 bottles bleach. No toilet paper, minimal paper towels, only expensive flour, rice, no eggs, little fancy pasta, frozen chips hit. Only person in store with mask. Retard woman telling people that its 'only like the flu'. Wanted to shake her and say, 'you f---ing idiot, one in 5, 20 percent of infected require hospitalization'. Decide not to. With mask, got smirks, jeers and looks. This is the denial phase, next phase by the public is hostility to the fact that this is very serious. Hardware store sold out dust masks, P2 type and only expensive ones left. Meat, thankfully, hasn't been hit bad, but its only 11am....

Excellent, time to round up separatists!

That's not a good high, user

mestizo subhumano

Quit shit posting

A lot of Americans still have the post 9/11 mindset of "If we let fear stop us from living our lives then the terrorists win!" but now they're applying it to a contagious disease. That's sure to have good results.

obviously, the warm weather will make Corona-kami more murderous

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A few hours maybe.

>haha i just ate a big turd i bet your real mad right now??

>I called this clinic and set up an appointment to get tested an hour later. During my appointment the doctor taking my test told me that a couple of minutes after I made my appointment, he was notified by the BC Health Authorities that they're chainging their protocol and now are only testing severe cases, so basically people on the way to the ICU instead of patients with general symptoms.
Canada numbers are not not verifiablw now. We will have thousands of cases that never get recorded.

check what u say and what docs /sciemce saying

Those Who Recover From Coronavirus Can Be Left With Reduced Lung Function, Say Doctors
sciencealert.com/even-those-who-recover-from-corona-can-be-left-gasping-for-breath-afterwards
Even coronavirus survivors can be left with lung damage that takes 15 years to heal
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/even-coronavirus-survivors-can-be-left-with-lung-damage-that-takes-15-years-to-heal-msh8zmwtb

DISINFECTANT WIPES lmao imagine how how and stinky it is from everyone heavily breathing in that waiting area

I prepped but I’m on the spectrum

COME ON YOU DUMB BITCH SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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Mate, we'll do our own thing here soon

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twitter.com/nytimes/status/1238993326252208128

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that's amazing.
proletarians of the world unite!

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll every day. If you have a family of 5, that's 120 rolls a week. Over 2,000 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Kek fucking boomer deathtrap
The same as the supermarkets idiots panic buying in droves packed like sardines

so all this is, is that europe will get fucked while somehow other shithole places dont get hit as hard. italy almost has half the death count as china but numerous times less the population
it makes no sense

>BIG TIDDIES
>FAT AAASSSSSSS

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 6 rolls per day. If you have a family of 5, that's 210 rolls a week. Over 840 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED
123 INFECTED
AAAAAAAA

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You're late.

tooh sentioh el catalufo lol, eh? te doy un tour gratis por mi helicopteros? te lo doy por gratis, eh? toda una ganga lol

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Lambs to the slaughter.

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Feels good living in Saskatchewan, 0 cases here and food became even cheaper.
Picked up 4 pieces of lamb for $8
May the elk inherit the earth

don't post my eva wife and yell at me

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