Uh fuck guys I went through almost 4 rolls today and this is all I have left

"Just cut back," they say.

As though it's easy or something.

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I have to confess that I use 4 rolls a day too. I have diarrhea. It's fucking awful. A chronic thing. I just shit and it comes out all watery and foamy. Sometimes my ass hurts so bad after that it impacts my daily activities. Sometimes it's painful when I sit down or go to sleep.

wew thats a lot, i typically only use one and a half rolls per shit

You know there’s medication for IBS, right?

The average person uses .75 rolls per day. You sound like you’re just wasting it OP.

4 rolls?? Wait, you DO have diarrhea or something like thatt, don't you?

For me it's between 0.5-1.25. Depends how much shit is there to clean.

IDK dude my shit is so bad. I don't think there's any medication that can stop it. One time I shit my own asshole out. Like it fell out. Hard to explain. Then a few weeks later when I was deadlifting it fell out again in the middle of the lift.

What are pajeets going to do? Even though they use designated streets they still use Toilet Paper.

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the pasta is actually true

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>i've only got 27 toilet rolls
catch you on the flip side lads

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The average American has to poop 7 times a day and 3 of those happen while roaming through a Walmart. People that only use 4 rolls of toilet paper per day are considered to have a "healthy diet" in America.

How does 21 million dollars EOY 2020 sound?

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fuck you hans the average is only 5 shits a day sharting in the mart is just a precursor to one or two of those shits

If you're not kidding, see a doctor.
>Here lies user, he died from anal prolapse. RIP

Wash your fucking asshole, boomer

Me rn

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Stop letting your daddy fist you to his elbow and maybe it’ll clear up

GI MAP test. you can order it on directlabs.com

The average American uses 12 rolls a day. How are you getting by with only 4?

Oh and get a bidet seat from home depot. The cheap ones are less than $100

I have 3 packs of 96 rolls and am constipated. This is some horrible monkey's paw curse or something. Or Twilight Zone where the guy loved reading but when a nuke killed everything and left him a library full of books, he broke his glasses and couldn't read them.

my sides

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Crohn's disease? You might also have a bad case of hemorrhoids where your ass can actually fall out

Just use your hands for a couple days bro

Honestly you people laugh at blank manga hoarders, but you really dont have enough blank manga yourselves. The average american uses 16 rolls per day. If you have a family of 10, that's 1120 rolls a week. Over 4400 a month. BM rolls will be worth their weight in jews in a few months, because everyone needs it.

You prolapsed dude? That's gay as fuck.

bidet gang rise up

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the fuck lol, get your ass and digestion system fixed, its not like its normal to shit diarreah constantly and prolapse 2 times. maybe change what you eat, get your gut bacteria tested, and much more.

good luck getting that medication now that it all comes from china

I go through one roll a week

wash your butthole instead of smearing shit all over your ass

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses two rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 52 rolls a week. Over 200 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

came here to post this

$120 is a steal

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use a fucking towel you savage

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epic win

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses seventy six rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 2,128 rolls a week. Over 9000 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in space bucks in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Get a colonoscopy ASAP. You may have a prolapsed anus.

fpbp

RIP user

>Not cutting into 3 pieces
You're not gonna survive wasting it the same way you wasted those digits

>seventy six
We got a stealthy Todd Howard here.

better have a plunger ready

Pretty soon, you will.

what a fool. you're supposed to use one on the sabbath and use water for the rest of the week like poos.

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Consider the following
>Ration yourself

i cant believe what utter fucking cretins the mods areon here. I get banned for posting a thread about geopolitics in the nuclear age and this garbage is unmolested by mods

youtube.com/watch?v=Pqtmoeq68SU

>How full of shit are you?
Probably pretty full if he is eating 4 rolls a day.

Have you considered purchasing a washlet?

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Oh fug

Try jacking off into sock

kek

Not too shabby.

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wtf this is now TPchan. Sick off seeing this shit

It says you got 117 rolls user. Youll be fine.

Thats cool that you got toilet paper, cuz in a few more days when I run out ima come knock on your door with my full auto m60 and take it. Glad you where thinking of me OP and bought ME plenty of toilet paper. Cuz im the baddest and baldest motherfucker on the block just itching for a reason