He Has 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer and Nowhere to Sell Them

On March 1, the day after the first coronavirus death in the United States, brothers Matt and Noah Colvin set out in a silver SUV to pick up some hand sanitizer. Driving around Chattanooga, Tennessee, they hit a Dollar Tree, then a Walmart, a Staples and a Home Depot. At each store, they cleaned out the shelves.

Over the next three days, Noah Colvin took a 1,300-mile road trip across Tennessee and into Kentucky, filling a U-Haul truck with thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer and thousands of packs of antibacterial wipes, mostly from “little hole-in-the-wall dollar stores in the backwoods,” his brother said. “The major metro areas were cleaned out.”

Matt Colvin stayed home near Chattanooga, preparing for pallets of even more wipes and sanitizer he had ordered, and starting to list them on Amazon. Colvin said he had posted 300 bottles of hand sanitizer and immediately sold them all for between $8 and $70 each, multiples higher than what he had bought them for. To him, “it was crazy money.” To many others, it was profiteering from a pandemic.

The next day, Amazon pulled his items and thousands of other listings for sanitizer, wipes and face masks. The company suspended some of the sellers behind the listings and warned many others that if they kept running up prices, they’d lose their accounts. EBay soon followed with even stricter measures, prohibiting any U.S. sales of masks or sanitizer.

Now, while millions of people search in vain for hand sanitizer to protect themselves from the spread of the coronavirus, Colvin is sitting on 17,700 bottles of the stuff with little idea where to sell them.

“It’s been a huge amount of whiplash,” he said. “From being in a situation where what I’ve got coming and going could potentially put my family in a really good place financially to ‘What the heck am I going to do with all of this?’”

>nytimes.com/2020/03/14/technology/coronavirus-purell-wipes-amazon-sellers.html

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If you are against what this guy does, you are a socialist

Get fucking rekt. And I hope he dies from Corona. These people are the raeson why some people beliece Communism is more moral than Capitalism. Fucking white niggers.

lol just make your own!
everclear and xanathan gum

he looks like a (glow or not) nigger

Shut up nigger

Awwww poor greedy baby

So Amazon isn't selling any sanitary products during a global pandemic?

>literal nigger calling someone else a nigger
nice b8 nigger

This

What's his address?

shoot this vulture in the back of the head, unironically

doesnt deserve to live

he is scum for trying to make a buck out of this shitty situation. i kind of understand why ebay would pull it but not amazon.

GET FUCKED KIKE

Hoarding goods has nothing to do with popular ownership of the means of production. Read Marx you fake socialist, why have none of you even read Capital? It's not hard

Hysterical.
Looks like he's about ready to jump off a bridge.

>‘What the heck am I going to do with all of this?’”
Wow, whoever would have guessed that this wasn't a sound business model? Oh well, a food and his money are soon parted.

Looks exactly like the type of asshole you'd expect. Manlet, ill-fitting graphic tee, cargo shorts, marks all over his legs, clean barely-used running shoes.

umm, ebay for a start off, he could quadruple what he spent on them for a start off.
he better move fast though.
what a moron to show his face, now people know who to raid for it.

It's what he deserves

I'm on the fence for this. I don't understand why he couldn't have just sold the bottles for double or at least doubt and the shipping. That's not THAT bad. But 70$.
I also think someone is an insane wack job to pay 70$ for something that doesnt work as good as washing your hands or a bottle or rubbing alcohol

wtf now i love jeff bezos

Its ok when youre a corporation, but if youre a little guy.. you get fucked over every time.

This is true. He deserves what he got though, Amazon is a corporation and it has the responsibility to protect its customers from scalpers.

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We have this thread already

Entrepreneurship is different from gouging in a health emergency. No respect for this guy at all.

I thought about going into retail arbitrage for a minute. Then I realized that even though you can make okay money doing this, it's ultimately cyber jewry. Luckily I do what I love now, ghostwriting for Chinese students in western countries. Unironically hope the west gets taken over by them because of people like in OP.

What did he do wrong exactly?

>if you're against one man cleaning out half the stores in a state so he can jack up the prices, you're a socialist
No, it's a straight-up dick move to prevent others from purchasing at a fair price.

I hope he loses a bunch of money (see! I support capitalism even in bad times)

My sympathy for this fag is at fucking zero. Get fucked, santicuck.

He's acting like a Jew except he probably doesn't have the same legal protections which means he's fair game.

Yes.

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people who actually need hand sanitizer cant get it because he bought it all thus further spreading the disease and causing people to die. the whole point of hand sanitizer is to prevent the spread of illness. he is profiting from death

Fuck off retard.

This is the kind of guy you want to find burning in his own driveway after having a pallet of sanitizer fall on him, then ignite.

I'll settle for him being stuck with that shit and going bankrupt, though.

fuck, im using my own product

I guess he could donate them.

>your feet are sore from walking to work, let me sell you a car
>you're hungry, let me sell you some food
>thirsty? let me sell you a drink
>cold? let me sell you a jacket
>homeless and dirty? let me sell you a room and a shower

the essence of capitalism is making a buck out of a shitty situation, and I wouldn't have it any other way

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If you are against Amazon in this situation.... your a commie. They are a free corporation using their own judgment to keep scalpers off of their store and protect their image/customers.

Guess I'm a socialist.

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Supply and demand determines the fair price.

So is hand sanitizer free, or are the companies that make it allow to profit from death?

Are morgues illegal in north america? Whats the price of a casket?

THIS

fuck him dumb retard deserves getting stuck with it all

Fuck this man and his family. Hope his wife and baby go down first.

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to someone making 6 figures $70 is like $10

Do you really need to ask that question? It would be like the fire department charging you $100 a gallon for water when your house is on fire.

this. live by the jew die by the jew.

>going across the country buying sanitizer, in places he doesnt belong, fuck tourists
>literally clearing out stores
>reselling during an emergency, mulitple states and now national
>selling for triple digit percentage profits
>creating an enormous flammable materials hazard for his family (at that quantity, every bottle should be in a yellow metal cabinet)
>doing an interview with the media
>operating out of his home

thats all i can think

I hope a nigger rapes him to death.
He is killing people by hoarding this shit. When he buys this much, nursing homes can't can't clean, parents can't take care of their kids.
I hope he is harassed in real life. I hope he loses his house.

GO FUCK YOURSELF GOUGER SCUM

>retail arbitrage
There's money in it, it's fair, and provides a service

>major corporation has a sale on an item
>not even 10% of the people who want the item are aware the sale has even gone on
This is where retail arbitrage comes in handy. That *one* sale allowed some shoppers to buy it at a low enough price that they will be able to offer it for less than the regular price after the sale ends. Those 90%+ of people who want the item but didn't know about the sale will still be able to save money off the regular price, they just won't get the lowest price.

I run an Ebay store, and my items are almost always cheaper than what amazon charges, even if I sourced my items *from* Amazon.

Failed to diversify, went all in on hand sanitizer. Big rookie mistake

Yeah, if you artificially control the supply, you can make ridiculous demands

yeah try making a better OP next time.

Yes it does, but he manipulated the supply to increase the price. If he had stocked up ahead of time it would be ok

Fuck off retard, this is profiteering. I hope a hoard of niggers breaks into his house and loots it all.

>The next day, Amazon pulled his items and thousands of other listings for sanitizer, wipes and face masks

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he didn't make his own hand soap

if you are against what Amazon/eBay does in turn, you are a socialist

coping nigger peasants ITT

I made 8500 so far off medical grade wipes and n100s lmaaooooo stay poor fucking doofus nigger idiots

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can't have national-socialism without socialism

He went two three towns, the supply of hand sanitizer in the US is not 17k

>fair price
A fair price is whatever people are willing to pay

I hope the authorities sieze his stock under emergency powers. Fuck.this guy

And?

Good
fuck jews

you realize there are limits to whats acceptable in everything including capitalism. scalpers get the rope

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Dixiefags once again confirming they are more Jewish in spirit than any other group of white people.

Fuck the south.

all human systems are utter garbage

Accurate and heterosexual

If people were unable to make a buck off of a shitty situation, most wouldn't bother offering goods or services that can help

These men can go peddle their shit at a flee market if they want. Amazon and Ebay don't have to let them sell their overpriced shit on their sites and profiteer from other misery. If he was in Nazi Germany they would have shot him for being an obvious Jew.

R*dit is seething and calling him ''selfish'' lmao

No a fair price is a fair price. Hijacking shit and holding it for ransom isn't fair.
If your mother had cancer you would pay anything to get the cure. What if the total cost of the cure was $5 but someone was only willing to sell it for $500,000.
>MUh fReE mArKeT

What a faggot.

It’s fine for him to be selfish but it’s also in my self-interest to put him against a wall

>are the companies that make it profiting from death?
No, you retard.

>be corporation
>sell products 24/7/365
>continue selling the same products in a disaster
OMG...they're selling the same products they always sell. How evil!

No. If these corporations started price gouging then they'd be profiting off death because they'd be directly using deaths to boost their per-item profit margin without performing any more work.

If these corporations start ramping up production to try to meet demand, and end up making more money because they sell more because of the higher demand? That's a good thing: more product is made available to consumers which means more happy consumers

upvoted.

That’s a white fucking baby shit looks like a ghost I want it

I am a national socialist.
Profits are fine. Profiteering gets the rope. The collective is more important than the individual in cases of mass disaster

yeah but a pandemic cannot be generalised as an every day shitty situation.

Nobody is forcing boomers to buy hand sanitizer for 80$/bottle.

Locking in the sale for people. Nice way to look at it I guess.

Free market says people should just kill him and take his stuff.
Invisible hand.

It's actually his 78 year old grandfather with reverse progeria.

No, a fair price is the fair price that's already established

>product is sold for $2.99 every day
>asshole buys it all to jack up the price
No, that is not a fair price, you retard.

>times are really tough
>you offer your grandma's wedding ring for a can of beans
FAIR PRICE!

You are beyond help if you can't understand that jacking up prices =/= fair price

(((Noah colvin)))

More like he went all in on one platform. Amazon is strict as shit why didn’t he think of this? What was his plan B, eBay? Alibaba?

So are you trying to say socialists are sensible?

This is what neo-liberalism gets you

Imagine having to explain to your wife that the family is bankrupt now because you're an autistic retard that behaves like a kike. Top fucking kek.

>actually need hand sanitizer
Stupid niggers that don't know that rubbing alcohol or vodka are good? Fuck them; this guy is kinda scummy, but so long as he is only hurting morons I condone.

absolute scum. I hope his house burns down. and to all you retards saying
>"oh what so no one should be allowed to sell things anymore???"
creating an artificial scarcity during a pandemic to make a buck is the most antisocial, jewish fucking thing I can fucking imagine. all of you should be locked in cages with niggers.

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I'm a socialist because I'm against making a really bad business decision?

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>supply and demand determines fair price
No, it determines the price. There is no promise of it being "fair"

>asshole buys all of a $2 product and sells it for $10 each
$10 may be the agreed upon gouging price, but its price-gouging; not a "fair price"