EVERY STORE NEAR ME IS OUT OF BOTTLED WATER AND TOILET PAPER

Bait mate but still how much do you have to consume that you use up roll a day

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

If you are using entire roll of TP a day you got serious ass problem.

Must suck not living next to a Great Lake. I don’t even need bottled water.

literally the most useless items. fill your own bottles of water or a bucket, tub whatever. wipe your ass with a sponge or whatever.

Watch never ending story

Around December I was working with some Mexicans who had just done a job for a rich chink and they were leaving work sick left and right and then 2 weeks later I was diagnosed with COPD because they couldn’t find anything else to say it was, and within 36 hours was back to work pulling nails out of used wood for 8.50 hr from 5am-10:30am, it’s a part time gig but it’s ok, I’m getting pretty good at pulling nails I got a kid on the way and 3 back home and I’ll be damned if this is a real virus. Who else already had it damn it. I’m not coping at all by saying this but I definitely had corona virus in December and if people let the economy tank my boss is going to let me go

i use 2 or 3 of those square sheets that tear off depending on the quality of the TP. As I wipe, I fold and re-use as many times as possible. Once, I remember making a single roll last 4 months.

You can use a number 8 rubber stopper to plug your anus and you won't have to use the bathroom for up to 4 days, this conserving paper. When you do go, it all comes out at once. Your ass doesn't know a 4 inch log from an 18 inch one, so the wiping is the same.

It stopped being funny after the 1000th time you posted this

>Have IBS from low-test induced anxiety
>Self medicating it with codeine
>Run out of codeine stash just as corona appears on the scene
>Online shop says all toilet paper is out of stock
>The local and only nearby supermarket's toilet paper is empty

Pajeet world soon

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>SAY MY NAME
no lol

Same here op. People are going apeshit over a flu

You drink mt dew and pepsi all year and suddenly you want to buy water? fuck off

the average burger is obese, shits 4 times a day and has an ass 3x the size of an average person.

Drive to Canada and get some, bro.

>mfw i read this

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I saw Joe Biden at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen rolls of toilet paper in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the rolls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

pic related

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give me a flying dragon dog... NOW.

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Costco, packed with panic
Winco, packed with panic
Fred meyer, not too bad, but getting there
Safeway, similar to Fred Meyer

f-f-fuck that pic

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Classic
Stfu weak kneed fagit

Home Depot, had pallets and pallets of TP, water, etc when I went this morning.

>that fucking Steiner math...

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There's whispers that people can get reinfected and/or remain carriers (stays dormant/goes into remission) like a disease. They're saying that the second and third round goes after your heart and testes. I commend you for your work ethic and your child on the way. It's likely that healthy, young Aryans have little to worry about but maybe start taking Liposomal C and D3+K2 and Zinc. Learn to megadose the C and D3 and the benefits thereof. Good luck.

Kek

B is good also

Use your hand and drink ma piss !

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That was the biggest overacting in movie history. Great movie though.

Your hot water tank holds 40+ gallons at least, mine is 90 gal

You live around a bunch of faggots who believe scare-mongering propaganda. Move to a place with smarter people.

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Lady in front of me at the liquor store was buying 11 bottles of Everclear to make hand sanitizer. Honk, honk.

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Why can you go to nearest natural water stream with bottles and fill it up mutt cunt nigger lover

>This line terrifies me. I know it's pasta but still.

It fuckng seems like my wife is going to the fucking bathroom every fucking hour. What the fuck do women do in there that use up all the damn tp? FFS.

Wait, why would people buy bottled water then? Just get like 5 hot water tanks and hook them in series

This.
>Tap water
Just get an under the sink filter. Bit pricier than tap mounted but more effective and it beats hauling water from the store every damn week.

If I lived in the US, the first thing I'd do is install a water filter and use tap water for everything. Your reliance on plastic bottle water is worrying.

if Atreyu would of wore a little makeup i would of totally been ok with him giving me head

>11 bottles of Everclear to make hand sanitizer
That's a damn waste of everclear. She should be locked away.

I use 3 times 3 sheets to get the rough work done, then just hop in the shower or use a bidet (doesn't even take a minute). Squeaky clean and makes toilet paper packs last for months.

honestly who the fuck cares about toilet paper? If shit hits the fan that will be one of your least concerns. Do you not have hand towels? Shower ? Hell even goddamn leaves, toilet paper will not help help you! you’re being tricked because toilet paper gives you a sense of control so you’re instinctively drawn towards it

I wanted to fuck her so bad when I was younger.
The feeling hasn't changed.

This. I got a 'Sawyer Squeeze', that hikers use to drink from streams. It won't keep out viruses, but you're not expecting viruses in streams. Also, just a few drops of bleach per gallon will cleanse stream water.

Go to more stores, one will have what you need.

Open your tap. Cocksucker.

No, YOU shut the fuck up boring, braindead retard NPC

Lmao you pathetic flubros never fail to make me laugh with your ”tp hoarders” threads. Face it. most preppers will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad coofers ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the happening. get over it losers

Anyone crying over "toilet paper hoarders" is just sour grapes. Those people will be comfy when the supply lines are cut while day to day shopping tards are left wiping their ass pajeet style.

I got plenty of bottled water, but I'm saving that for when the water stops flowing. Right now I'm using my filter.

Clever Kek.

Looks like it's tap and wiping with a beach towel for you, user.

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Lay off the greasy food, bro

honestly youtu.be/g1HIxSoa20U