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Even if he only played 3 songs any of us could have possibly known, we all love are mozzer

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youtu.be/RM0uvgHKZe8
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403
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reminder that boris is a traitor and he has the blood of millions on his hands.

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damn he is based. enjoy your psy op.

>*borrows the norfs votes*
>*lets the norf get wiped out*
>nothin personnel chums

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Get a load of this fucking retard.

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>UK acquires chad herd immunity in 5 months
>meanwhile virgin europoor "countries" keep quarantining and re-quarantining their populations every 3 weeks
>all other nations have populations with second wave mutation hits
>britain is immune thanks to the forward thinking of our scientists and doctors
>rest of the world loses half their population
>UK once again becomes the most powerful nation on earth

all according to keikaku

>everyone waits for an OP to make a thread again and then crawl out the woodwork

kek

>get it. get immunity.
that's not going to happen. this is like SARS + AIDS and it's mutating rapidly.

have you seen this?
twitter.com/i/status/1238971793945382915

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we have black israelites in the uk?

It'll mainly kill druggies, nothing of any value lost. Lots of dead Chavs & beggers.
FIngers crossed.

fucking nice work user

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Retard.

>it's just a flu, bro

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How well is Jahans coping with coronavirus?

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>Boris Johnson and his pregnant fiancee Carrie Symonds are not tested for coronavirus - but parts of Number 10 Downing Street are secretly deep-cleaned overnight after visiting officials and MPs were struck down
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8113217/Boris-Johnson-pregnant-Carrie-Symonds-not-tested-coronavirus.html

They look like a couple of niggers to me. Not sure what sect but we defo have these types in UK.
What do you think was going through his mind here? He starts saying how he's guilty and stuff but just before, as he sees the lady telling him get his raasclart batty off de floah. there's a moment where he realises what he's doing. Its quite funny.

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if it's asymptomatic could be a good thing?

My gym just got these beauties as well as new Eleiko barbells. Absolutely chuffed right now. Absolutely aroused.

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im a fucking mastermind sometimes

gyms are COVID-19 breeding grounds. enjoy your incurable lung AIDS.

>the price of 500,000 lives is worth it
a JEW, through and through

>related
youtu.be/RM0uvgHKZe8

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>4 sequences consisting a total of 70 nucleotides out of around 30000 shared with HIV
>Also shared with many other viruses
>It's literally HIV and SARS!

No it isn't.

>Under emergency legislation to be put before MPs within days, safeguards introduced after the scandal involving serial killer Dr Harold Shipman will also be suspended in order to speed up cremation and burials.
>Ministers will also get powers to make compulsorty purchases of land to free up room for extra graveyards.
Is this the end lads?

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What have you done now

Mozza dancing with a bouquet stuck to his bottom

Is this still pube or does brit/pol/ have another pet schizo these days? Came back for the happening after being away for ages.

The Tories are literally killing people, but we are definitely not being ethnically replaced, that's crazy talk right wing conspiracy

You wanted next door lad

At least give the DOI hinting at this possibility, otherwise it's hearsay and easy clicks for the article.

Deano is to this decade what Chavs were for the 00s

And the fucking attempted fist bump at the end. He thought those cool funky oppressed black BVLL's were going to give him some sort of street approval. He does this really awkward thing with his fingers and weirdly moves his hand away when he realises he isn't getting one. After all that kek.

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It's pube

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300403
is this even worth signing or are the kids going to spread it anyway

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Upwardly mobile, who said capitalism doesn't work

They're evolving tbf

Come take my shit, I fucking DARE you

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Anyone else feeling particularly lonely during coronavirus?

The idea of being told you have two weeks or so off work and celebrating that news with a partner is one I wish I could experience. Then looking after one another at home, taking the time to cook meals, play trivial pursuit, lay on your backs on the carpet talking, driving to her parents and my parents, watching movies together.

The Tories want us all to die because of pensions but no no no replacement is complete nonsense

You've never been married, expect a spike in divorces

Ironically if you were to use any of those as weapons even they'd be illegal

>still have to go to work tomorrow
What the fuck? Italy, France and Spain are basically professional NEETs now yet I still have to graft? Daylight robbery on us taxpayers desu

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Source is front page of the Mail btw.

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lmao. wow.

You'll be calling each other cunts a lot of the time though.

Have a wank lad, you'll forget all about women and gfs after you blast your beans

lost count how many times i've seen both your posts

WE KNOW

Beastly

>let’s send in the army lol
Imagine getting shot because you wrestle a bag of rice out of a paki’s hand

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phone up and say you have corona symptoms and youre self quarantining

I've seen them in Wood Green in London. I honestly can't tell if they are being genuine or not but it's funny shit.

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God I hope so

Just imagine a world without parking fines

Bez was on mastermind before it's not you is it

>looking after one another at home, taking the time to cook meals, play trivial pursuit, lay on your backs on the carpet talking, driving to her parents and my parents, watching movies together.
sounds wonderful.
also stay up late and lay under the stars together.
I feel lonely every day. Its worse when you've found the person you want to be with, but aren't :(

Was meant to send you this buh, Sorry, my bad mate.

But what happens when I eventually end up getting it a week later?
>user, if you don’t come to work today, then this will go on your permanent record

>510,187 signatures

Jack the Ripper is such a great song. The idea of portraying the victims not as simple prostitutes but as feeling, thinking human beings who are down in the world and lacking the will to care for themselves and who naively look for affection in the arms of someone who will go on to kill them. It also portrays the ripper himself in a human way, which makes his existence much more sinister. The coming together of two very damaged people in an anonymous back alley in a kind of sinister parody of love.

What's his name?

>Ministers will also get powers to make compulsory purchases of land

OI SORRY M8, CRISIS OVAH. YE NOT GIT YOR LAND BACK AS IT'S NOW BEING DONE AS COUNCIL ESTATES, RIGHTY-O?

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They ain't got enough bullets to shoot us all.

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Best of luck to you in finding someone mate.

And what’s your source on that then?

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH JEREMY

read the /cvg/ pastebin.

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If you think the Tories are ever going to build a single council house, you're a dull cunt.

A grainy webm from 10 years ago

Those Wuhan virus petitions are getting more signatures than the single grooming gang report. Thousands of little girls raped by pakis but I suppose a little flu is more important.

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Lung damage is only present in the miniorty anyway, no?

Had to leave my missus out ere in Germany, off to the uk in a couple of hours on the first flight out before Germany close all airports.

Wouldn’t have been the case if I wasn’t fired mind, that took away all German health insurance I had

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The source got removed because a bunch of fresh scientists prematurely cummed their panties thinking they'd found the story/study of a lifetime and then were thoroughly shit talked for making the link over 70/30000 nucleotides across 4 sequences, especially when 2 those same sequences had better matches with over 1000 other viruses.

I suspect by the time the land is actually divvied up properly, cleared, and taken care of, the government will have changed hands again and corona will be a memory.

youtube.com/watch?v=BTo4tqxpbFg&t=43s

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