CANADIANS AND AMERICANS: ONE FAMILY FOREVER

God Bless our Canadian brothers and sisters. I just want to take a moment to apologize for anything bad I've ever said about our Canadian brothers and sisters here on Yas Forums. I wish you all the best of luck during the outbreak. We are standing strong with you.
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We're gonna build a wall and Drumpf will pay for it

The funny part is that this confirms that Sophie is just his beard.
Justin is gaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy.

They say the Britsfags are our best friends. Well maybe they used to be. Canada is our best friend now.
Canada is like that one beta friend that copies everything you do because they think it will make them cool just like you. And there’s nothing wrong with that. :) love you leafs

>like that one beta friend that copies everything you do because they think it will make them cool just like you. And there’s nothing wrong with that

*ahem*

Trump is going to annex Canada when Sophie dies and Trudeau steps down

leafs better get their shit together
prob too late tho

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Fuck off you dirty Ausnigger and leave our countries alone.

Trump and JT have a weird relationship. I think Trump looks good to a certain subset of Americans if he gives the impression that they get along OK... even though I suspect he despises Trudeau deep down.. or maybe pities him for being such a lightweight fruit.

If only we could be so lucky.

We're in this together.

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I will vote for that but only if we get to expel all of the Hollywood Canadians too.

Together we will truly put the nothing in this burger

>Day of The Rake postponed.
What's Trump's angle here?

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>God Bless our Canadian brothers and sisters
Nope, fuck those faggy pussy liberal snow eating socialists to our north !
They want diversity, we want western civilization.
Fuck Canada.

I like living next to you Yanks. You guys are all right in my book.

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We don’t always agree with our leafy brothers and sisters but that doesn’t mean we’re not family. Be good.

>Expel Hollywood Canadians
We need to keep Alex Trebek

Are you kidding me ?
Justin Trudeau is like an even more faggy Obama, twice as gay.

He transcends all citizenship and Hollywood status, that’s THE Trebek.

Alex is American. Just like James T Kirk.

Fuck the USA ... you had a nigger as president

Now they have one of the greatest presidents of all time. Compare that to fagdeau.

I prefer to think of it as being a little brother and we annoy each other sometimes but you let us tag along because mom made you

trump is based

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your country has diversity

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>your country has diversity
We're trying to stop that. You're trying to add to it.

you wont stop it. ever

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We're trying at least,leaf.
You want more brown people. We don't.

Not all do

no i dont want more brown people

This actually kind of hurts. I understand your culture and I respect it but I really wish that we didn't focus so much on your country. People here literally dont care about our politics (I know nothing about it either to be fair) because literally everything is overshadowed by daddy america. Other than tims and hockey I genuinely can't think of something that is different between us ( other than your ability to own almost any firearm,healthcare little shit like that). It feels bad man, I just want an actual identity.

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Canada is that one little brother that turned into a trap femboi, I mean yeah he's annoying as fuck and the entire family is ashamed of him and you can't bring him at public events but he's nice and well meaning plus has a tight boipucc so we tolerate him

Fuck that! You guys are ripping us off! Chunky soup is now $12.98 a can! I shit you not. Check it out for yourself if you don't belive me...

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Your faggy PM wants more brown people.
Get rid of him, then we'll talk.

Well, despite being a slightly glorified state, we do have completely different politics. Our most crime ridden areas are safer than Americas best. We've had free healthcare while Americans still deny it even being possible. We're a G7 country and we export a fuckload of resources.

We're pretty important but yeah we get overshadowed. If we had a different ah we'd be taken more seriously

topkek

Stay safe friends

it's ok little bro

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can confirm, boipucc is tight asf

Turn off VPN, kike. Canada is our greatest ally in this time of outbreak.

Imagine my shock

Isnt canada just us but mixed with british influence and tim hortons and beaver tails and poutine

annexation when?

I have always said that non-white countries should stick together and be friends, good to hear.

We might fuck with you guys. But the day someone else does we'll definitely wreck their shit.
Now do yourselves a favor and take the lizard queen off your currency and act like your a sovereign nation not some protectorate of the crown

thanks lithuania-bro, glad we're in this together

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Canada is at best our gay cousin.
If you love maple syrup, hockey and being lame
so much, move up there.

Thank you

The Canadians on Yas Forums piss me off. Our politics mirror Australia and New Zealand but we carry a fuckload more resources.

Because of Trudeau Canada got bullied and this made CAD posters seethe and to cope they've deluded themselves into thinking they want to be American. They would unironically vote to rid free healthcare so that hospitals can be paid more at the expense of everybody. More guns (despite having 1 shooting a year if that) and generally crash the economy to suit an ideology based around shallow opinions.

CAD posters are pathetic. Like a white kid trying to act gangsta around black kids to fit in. Trying so hard that he tries crack because it'll make him seem cooler. This board is condensed peer pressure in a can

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>Our most crime ridden areas are safer than Americas best

LMAOing at your life for believing that last part.

>We've had free healthcare while Americans still deny it even being possible.

Because it's not possible, you fucking retard, you pay for it either way--in your case, your taxes are significantly higher.

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>CAD posters are pathetic. Like a white kid trying to act gangsta around black kids to fit in
That's Canada in a nustshell.
You want to be Americans, so you shit in the US, trying to be edgy edgelords. When you are faggots in reality.
No power, nothing but a lot of land and nothing else.
And you buy American military hardware.

we'll fare better in the long run, metro areas will be ruined but rural communities and their urbanite relatives who come back home will build communities of their own and sustain the true culture of the great white north.

Yeah fuck both of you

>that this confirms that Sophie is just his beard.
How so?

America is third world, you're naive if you haven't seen the places that get you shot on sight.

Your medical health is a lottory ticket and the people who live life cancer free are the million dollar winners. Chemo bankrupts you in the states, but not in Canada. So many Americans I've met get broken bones and don't care to fix them because of the cost.
You're slime and I don't trust you

I didn't know how based Trebek was until I watched him moderate the 2018 PA Gubernatorial Debate live. The (((media))) shit on him afterwards but watching him stand up for the Catholic Church was impressive

We stand shoulder to shoulder in unity with our American cousins. May God continue to watch over you and us both. Just try and ease up on all the mayhem you guys are raining down on the third world; we know you don't really mean it.

That's the whole point of NATO. You pay for all the military spending and get fuck all, and we get free healthcare. Your government makes you still work for them in the face of a pandemic and we get time of indefinitely. Nobody with half a brain wants to be like you Neanderthals

>Free healthcare
>Free
>Labour, products and services being provided at NO COST
Well as this user pointed out one thing Canada and the US have in common is a lot of retards

Many such cases, sadly.