/CVG/ Argentina discusion

The worst part is that the government is doing NOTHING to stop the spread

will trade for young female slave
no lowballs i know what i got

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Because almost all of those are from that cruise ship
straitstimes.com/world/americas/coronavirus-chile-quarantines-1300-aboard-two-cruise-ships

Is that a real Aimpoint M68? My daughter is 16, is that legal in your state?

did you guys notice we're better than you in COVID-19? ;)

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shut up texas

So had a car ride with my 50 yr old boomer parents bouth coughing hard. What's the endgame now that I'm likely infected? I want to learn to love the bomb.

How is the situation where you live? I'm from La Rioja, it is probably going to get pretty bad here. I have friends that work on the healthcare field and they say there is already at least 6 confirmed cases but they were adviced to not tell the public by the ministry of health, the director of our main hospital resigned because of it. The cases are people that returned from abroad, 2 from Orlando, 2 from Italy and 2 from Brazil. My relatives and parent from several schools have decided to not send their children to classes anymore. We also have a dengue outbreak which comes at a shitty timing.

Roll a pair od dice. Snake Eyes? You're dead.

>45 cases already
idk man that doesn't seem to be too much
any death?

Buenos Aires is a disaster. Public transport is going to doom us all. All the hospitals are understaffed and overcapacity.

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Mate. Half the countries in the world are going to be Italy tier and worse within a month. I wouldn't choke up about being slightly ahead of the curve.

Argentina bro’s listen to me. We are 4 days into lockdown and closed borders.

The real happening will be the fact that supermarkets will all be empty for weeks

Fuck the virus. Prepare for empty supermarkets

When it happens. It happens very fast. Like 1-2 all normie NPCs rush all the supermarkets and everything is gone

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151 cases here in Brazil and they just have shut down temporarily a college I study for 2 confirmed cases of corona.

lmao, "45 cases"
that's nothing.

in a healthy brother relationship, you should bully your brother to piss him off.

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We have 1 fifth of your population, dumb monkey. 45 cases in Argentina is like 250 in Brazil

We had 2 new cases today, 6 in total. They're shutting down schools/unis now for at least a week. I think people using public transportation are fucked since it's pretty terrible here.

Here we have the advantage of being a pretty small province with a small population, you can literally get wherever you want just by walking.

kike shills out in full force tonight.

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Should this be illegal? People have a right to know if their city has infected. Otherwise how can you do anything?

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61 and we don't do a fuck about school

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which is still nothing you fucking boludo stop panicking

please stop joining my counter strike lobbies i don't understand taco burrito despacito

Southern Hemisphere's Winter is coming up soon

>eternally bankrupt government that can't even begin to attempt to cut spending and balance their budget is doing nothing

Lol no shit

Meanwhile at a mere 100 confirmed cases, 0 deaths and scant evidence of community spread Bolsonaro has already casually thrown in an extra 1 billion USD (that's like a quadrillion argie pesos or whatever) just for basic equipment

>what is exponential growth

and yet you're still playing football matches with full attendance

In 13 days Ireland went from 1 to 129
We had 39 cases today

Not true user

do you want to be bully or killed just for being infected? people are kinda crazy those days m8.

I get the news from Lanata every morning and he said they are doing jackshit and also hiding the number of cases

unironically your government is doing more than us.

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WE
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A single hospital is equipped to do Corona tests
We probably have thousands of infected people

what is your government reaction at this point? remember to keep tabs on the people responsible. any public figure that downplayed this and spread lies will get whats coming for them. karma is a bitch.

It makes you think when you know south and central america were all clear just 2 weeks ago.

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Sounds like Berlin. Last week Monday there was one case. Now there are over 200.

The governor of our province just announced they will cancel classes until the end of the month because of dengue and corona.

>lanata lel
Anyway I'm gotta go to work till the world ends because I work in a power plant. Enjoy your memes for me anons

Federal government insists on 'it's just a flu' and REFUSE to cancel classes.

Local government really want to cancel them. Unis, ever since they are independent, are quickly shutting down one by one.

This has to be the worst case of denial of reality I have ever seen. It took two fucking months to get from china to us. We had countless videos and pictures and doctor reports of how bad it was. Then it hit Korea, and Italy, and suddenly America and people are STILL saying it's not going to be bad.

This feels biblical is how absurd it is

> Federal government insists on 'it's just a flu' and REFUSE to cancel classes.
Not true, the 'it's just a flu' phase isn't running anymore. Im not defending Albertitere btw

Lads, is it true this virus makes you infertile once you catch it?

last i heard only boomers die of it
are you that viejo boomer?

Are you implying we're retarded as a society?

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>Shewchuk
You have an (((ukrainian))) infection problem, leaf

It's based on the idea that the testicles have the same receptors as the lung where the virus docks, so it would infect them if it could get there, dissolving your balls into more viruses. And your kidneys, too. You are more likely to die from hypoxia than become sterile.

Why should I feel like it's bad? If social media didn't exist no one would be talking about this. Infectious diseases come around every 2-4 years like clockwork and suddenly this is the one I'm supposed to be worried about?

Dude, I´m from Córdoba, there´s a rumor in the neighborhood about the school having 2 kids and a teacher "showing symptoms", police around the block where the teacher lives- I´m fucking scared.

These two could be working together right now leading a continent-wide response and exchanging info/strategies/data/supplies but goddamn argies can't even hear the words "austerity" and "fiscal responsibility" without spazzing back to socialism

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You know shit hit the fan when footy is cancelled

I make a lot of bait posts in argie threads usually but be safe bros.

Doubling every 2 days or so. Same pattern everywhere.

Bolsonaro is a retard. Half of his government is already infected, didn't cancel the carnivals and hasn't cancelled football yet.

Which Latin American country is doing worse in attempting to contain this shit? For me, it's Mexico.

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Its much worse then they are even admitting.
I was told by a cleaner in the local hospital the real number is much higher.
We are fucked

>know someone that can help me get ammo in the black market but still doubting if I should a gun license
>lanata
that fat cuck can suck dick, so the rest of the press.
government as crooked as it is has blockated most traffic from yurop, usa and china. that's miles more than what sweden is doing

if you work in schools or any crowded work places you should fake illnes to get some sickleave i know i did, this virus is no joke at this point. It might kill you if not maybe you will infect your family members. can you live with the doubt that you were the reason someone in your family died?

I can roleplay and wear a wig, that good enough?

They can't do anything.

>has blockated most traffic from yurop, usa and china
you are delusional

m8, we are in the same ship, at least your govmnt was honest enought to admit it is going to hit hard. Our people isn´t even aware of what´s coming.

Lots of stuff is being cancelled here in a per-state basis, SP, RJ and PE suspended school and all gatherings with 500+ people.

True
If went from 5 to 15 to 27 to 39
It will be 60 or more new cases tomorrow

Also, reminder that the followers of this bastard WILL unite and WILL start looting and pillaging everything
>we are in the same ship
Did the government publicly anounced that they're not going to do anything and just wait for herd inmunity? Vira-lata

I know fren.
We are probably better equipped to deal with it, but you are more spread out and isolated. I hope we all make it bro.

I get to work from home for the next 2-3 weeks.

get dabbed Corona

forgot bastard

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user this put 10% of the human race in quarantine back in January

UNi's are about to close their classes and now i'm fucked up thanks to that.

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The southern hemisphere is the only real hopenforncoronachan at this point. Fall/Winter is just beginning for you guys. Keep her nice and strong son that when fall rolls around in the northern I can get another 3 months of paid leave please.

What town user? I have frens in Córdoba....

They didn't quarantine the entirety of China if that's what you're implying.

mf in my state was in isolation and just casually decided to board a plane and go to são paulo

fuck me this shit is going to spread and im gonna have to study at home fuuuuuck

I followed the Italian graph here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Italy

And could predict few days ago we'll have 180 cases by end of Sunday. Good tool to see when they'll start lying.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_the_Republic_of_Ireland

at least you got plenty of landmass to go innawoods

>Lanata
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Argentine Discussion
For anyone else who doesn't know, here it is.
13:00 - The ARA General Belgrano, a hospital ship currently hosting a party for orphaned terminally ill children, is at anchor in the neutral port of Shanghai, well outside the combat zone.
13:10 - The British submarine HMS Annihilator of Innocence, a Murder Class vessel, spots the ARA General Belgrano at anchor. Despite the Belgrano's clear markings (including rainbow banners of peace, love and diversity, red cross insignia and nesting doves of peace) and location in a neutral port, Captain Slaughterton-McKillem of the Royal Navy decides to attack. He personally telephones his lover, Margaret Thatcher, who replies that he is to bring her the heads of the victims.
13:14 - His firing solution worked out, Captain Slaughterton-McKillem fires all six of the submarines 200MT Deathshroud Nuclear Missiles at the Belgrano. When one of the crew, an Irishman and fighter against British imperialist oppression, protests that such a decision is immoral and illegal, Captain Slaughterton-McKillem promptly executes the man with a spork and then feasts on his brains, laughing as he watches the missiles near their target.
13:15 - The missiles impact, annihilating the Belgrano. Her crew (in fancy dress so as to amuse the terminally ill orphans), the orphans and the nesting doves over the side abandon ship as best they can.
13:16 - HMS Annihilator of Innocence surfaces. Captain Slaughterton-McKillem orders the Mk XVII. Nature-Hater Anti-Aircraft Nuclear Gatling cannons turned on the peaceful doves, which are flying away from the scene of his crimes.
13:19 - The submarine moves in to inspect its work. The crew of the Belgrano are machine gunned in the water as spies due to their fancy dress. Protestations of innocence are ignored by the British crew, who laugh maniacally as they take the heads of the Argentines lucky enough to be alive.

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It's slowing down here. Seems that now everybody is in some sort of quarantine it will slow down in Europe. I'm curious about the US.

Loco, aquí en España vamos a sacar a un Cristo, que dicen nos salvó de la peste en el siglo XV. Claro que sí, coño. Ya estáis tardando en hacer un buen trono por allí y sacarlo de paseo.

DEUS VULT

>Lanata

>"CUCHAME UNA COSA BOLUDITO.....LA SHEGUA MATO A NISMAN ENTENDÉS?????? O QUE NO ENTENDÉS QUE ESTA SHEGUA LO MATO???? ESCRIBIÓ LOS CUADERNOS DE LA CORRUPCIÓN CON LA SANGRE DE NISMAN"

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Only a week ago on the sheepleshow
youtube.com/watch?v=c09m5f7Gnic