NON PREPPERS GET IN HERE

lmao
the only issue I have is lack of disposable masks, I have sanitizers and food for 2-3 weeks of blockade. On my way to get gun loicence too.

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It's never too late to become a Chad /raider/!

Are there even any cases in Bulgaria? Just buy some basic stuff the next time you go to the supermarket and mind your own business otherwise

most people are not preppers. Skip over the crazy prepper types and just loot the normalfags' stuff

It's time to eat your poo poo and pee pee

Go back to your parents, I'm sure they have food.

Its not man.

They aren't reporting deaths.

Jorge de Jesus said to the press he lost a friend to Coronavirus in Portugal, yet we still have the counter at 0?

The number of dead surpasses the number of recovered, but they don't want you to know that

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Just buy fresh healthy food as always and let retards consume canned processed junk

These fat lemmings panic shopping and buying carts full of toilet paper at Walmart?

Pick your targets correctly, go for the overweight, out of wack slow boomers
Most people who have guns aren’t able to put up a real fight, this isn’t call of duty

~30 cases, 2 dead
On Friday state of emergency was declared and all normies stormed the stores for rice and macaroni.

Play animal crossing and DOOM until the power grid shut down then put a single .410 into my skull.

>non preppers get in here

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Prep chad here. Just stopped by to watch.

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I always knew my procrastination would be my downfall

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I got everything accept for toilet paper.

I have nothing. I have a 2 liter bottle filled with water and a shotgun with no shells. I'm just going to go with the flow and see what happens. If everything does collapse I'll just become a raider and if I die, so be it. I kind of don't care what happens to me

you scumbag niggers would be hunted and put down

Rely on my family. My son is being born right now. We were too poor to prep anything anyways but our families are rallying to set us up for the baby anyways.
No gun which is a concern

> Its the flu

Its SARs that is slightly less deadly and just as infectious as the common cold

Get a mosburg maverick they are cheap as shit

Rob your friends that were telling you to prep the past few months, of course

When will it crash

I didn't prep. There is a reason the poor remain poor.

Because they are cheap as fuck

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

hey fellow prep chad, how you doing? care to make a trade? ive got alot of deenz and doritos

I actually got a CCW and went online looking for a gun to purchase and keep getting distracted by Yas Forums Permit unironically going to expire in 2 years now. Fuuuuuug

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>the virgin prepper vs the chad raider
if you have a practical skill you can join my raiders.

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Thank you for having a child you can’t financially support

Sure if you want to end up a fertilizer in my garden it has been looking a little light lately. =)

Mine works great fires accurately

Shill interaction has drastically reduced my fear.
Somehow Yas Forums had it's intended effect, I come here when shit is apparently face up to the fan just to gauge how bad it could possibly be.
Unless I see /x/ tier shit and threads that could be printed out to make intimidating yet humorous heraldry I guess I just don't give a fuck.
It's all so fabricated I can just kinda see it now.

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use newspapers mate

salute brother, you fuck those whores now

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shut up faggot

I prepped and didn't tell anybody I was prepping

>The only thing you really need is armor, guns and ammo so that way you don’t have to prep, you can just take other peoples shit
we should also add a little context for all you left leaning citizens of the developed world that this is why we can't have nice things

I've got some good bat recipes. What could go wrong?

Preppers would be high risk high reward but you're better off going after normie no guns because if you get wounded, your fucked without medical aid.

When normies started panicking yesterday I acted concerned and asked for advise on what to do.
>mfw I have 2 months worth of food, water and all necessities at home

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1 roll a day?, are you out of your mind? I use about 1 roll a week if not less.

>guns and ammo available during panic
>preppers don’t have guns and ammo

>tfw I have stacks of TP, tuna, rice, oil, olive oil and milk

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wondering, if the panicky people buy a ton of tp will they stop or will they keep doing it? I mean, they're loaded up now so next week shouldn't be a problem?
asking since I only have six rolls and that's less than a week's worth so concerned

Is it gas or electric powered because it looks like it needs a truck to move around far.

I wish I was going to be there, when you need it the most and it doesn't fire

I'm gonna starve. I got water but no food. Gonna hope this doesn't last long.

Imagine browsing Yas Forums and not being prepared after months of corona virus threads

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ill fucking eat grass if i have to

this. ill wipe my arse with paper if i have to. not hte end of the world. not giving some hoarder cunt $50 to lend me his.

Man these raider types are more delusional than the preppers or the nothing burgers. They think they are going to stroll up to the house, knock on the door and take whatever they want. Truth is these fallout raider wannabes wont make it out alive in the first place. As soon as yhe word gets out they will be KoS in most neighborhoods.

>stranger at the door
>knock, kno.....
>BOOM

Game over, now i gotta clean your brain matter off my porch and dump the body in the back with the rest of them. All from the safety of my home. Truth is i seen you coming on the security cameras way before you got close to the house. I almost wanted you to try it. Now your raider family is stuck waiting and waiting wondering if youll ever come home...

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I'm homeless in Phoenix so my strategy is to avoid other dirty stinky homeless people, and of course, niggers. I work in construction so I can get particle masks from the job site and all the shitters have hand sanitizer dispenser. I'm thinking of bugging out to Flagstaff before the nigger chimpouts start

Never had a misfire in over 2000 rounds

My AR and semi shotgun misfire more than that

The lower bound is set at 0

The nice thing about crashes is that you can tell that they are happening

Sleep happy knowing you will laugh in about 2 months time at all the boomers posting pics of boxes worth of unused tinned food and toilet paper and all the money they wasted in useless shit and then go on a long rant blaming the media.

The exact same shit happened in 2009 where i live.

im a grocery store worker and i fucking hate all of everyone, people say 'this is crazy', 'wow people are stupid', and 'people are taking this too seriously' to then buy eight packs of TP and cartloads of water and cans

Only idiots tried to warn others to prep unanonymously

I wish I was going to be there, it's going to fail 100% sure now

Just pull your butt cheeks apart when you poop and you don't need toilet paper

has Canada collapsed yet?

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How?

Do you just hate them or something?

>power comes back on around three hours later

That's funny, my prepping has already come in handy, you are living in a fantasy land

You’re the delusional one, you really think no raiders will be successful?? Non of them??
I’m confident I can kill just about anyone as long as they aren’t a special forces cia military nigger, but you would know
99% of Americans are easy targets

is that what america's do?

People just love to feel like theyre a part of something, its programmed into the NPC mind to crave drama, they want some excitement in their lives so latch onto the slightest oppertunity to make a big deal out of nothing,

I'm not afraid of raiders, but more if some non-relatives and non-close friends start asking for stuff. At that point if I refuse to help them and the whole thing passes that's a ruined relationship right there.

americans*

sadly no, i would love for it to collapse so i could rob everyone of their overpriced produce and meats

> boxes worth of unused tinned food and toilet paper

Eat more shit more

you shouldve been listen styxhexenhammer along time ago brother

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Please tell how you imagine you would successfully raid a random house/apartment.

My daily life has not been interrupted. Only privileged people and child have had any change to their lives. I cant wagie from home nor am I in school

Yeah if it comes to that we have emergency supplies for WW3 including medicines.

I made the conscious decision not to prep I just bought my regular 3-month groceries at the beginning of March before that shit got here so I don't need to go get infected at the supermarket. I might pick up some ammo just in case.

But to be honest with you, I wouldn't mind if everything collapsed(it won't happen) and I get to live a shitty and short but free life

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2% kill rate, just stay in and order pizza for a few weeks and this will all blow over in a couple weeks. in june the virus will come back and fuck shit up for a month or so then it will go away again until this winter/early next year. its gonna be like this forever

Mossburg quality drooped about 15 years ago , one of the reasons why police departments stopped buying their shotguns .
It's seriously the Big 5(and associated affiliates) store brand firearm manufacturer now

Based and redpilled

Ignore rollets

We raid.

JUST HAND OVER THE TOILET PAPER.

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Use the money you saved hording food and by weed and cigarettes. They curb your appetite so your not as hungry. you can keep the seeds you find in the weed and grow your own plants.... I'll guarantee you get me cigarettes and weed will be more valuable than toilet paper.

>family
My family was my downfall in the prepping raly.

Because I underestimated how serious this thing is, and I can't control so many people. It's time for a serious ripperino because I was thinking of my family first

Different tactics for different people, but as a overall idea use fear, you can get most people to surrender without a fight

I told my mom 3 weeks to stock up before it's too late, worst case we have more food around. She bought just enough for a couple of days at most and laughed at me for worrying. Now that our whole country shut down she starts taking it seriously but all the shelves are already cleaned out and it's absolute panic mode out there. The way I see it, whatever happens from here on out is not my fault, I've already done what I could, she chose not to listen to me.

gun license is for fools. Go to the hardware store.

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Yeah only my immediate family knows about our food preps, immediate meaning only those in the house. I also gave strict instructions not to mention it to anyone.

Nice LARP thread, can I have twin automatic glocks and do flips while fighting the corona zombies?

Fuckiing faggots

>stay home to avoid the virus
>but order food that has been touched by random people

lul
normies btfo'd

im confused. why exactly do people need to stock pile? aren't meat and veges still easily available at grocery stores since they have short lifespans? can't people just use paper instead of TP to wipe their arses? why all the panic?

All you need is a crowbar

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>Gets 360 noscoped by some dude with nods and beamz

Nothing personnel kid.

>trying to imagine being as beta as you faggots

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the sad truth is that they don't sell you ammo without loicence here =(

based and gordon freemanpilled

Nothing could go wrong building your own gun... Unless your a klutz like me and end up blowing your own hand off or a foot.

I don't think you've thought that through, user.
Lets imagine I'm sitting home in my apartment, 7th floor, two doors with 3 locks, eating my cans and shitposting. How exactly are you going to get my food?

Those friends and family that didn't listen would be worse than the raiders, also, they are the ones that would mark a target on you(by blabbing to their friends) the second you don't share

Stockpiling for what?
It's an airborn long lasting bio engineered virus. That supposedly reinfects. They cleared a building in China because they found it in the water pipes.
You can't hide from this. And even if you did you've got to come out sometime. A year later maybe if you're just SUPER PREPPED and then you get Corona. Congrats.
What the fuck was the point?
Not saying you should attend football games and go to the movies right now, but eventually if it's around, yea you're going to get it.
Only hope is that most people seem to have mild symptoms.
That's hopeful. I mean with H1N1 I got that, and nothing was mild about that for anyone.

I gave my mom $100 a week ago and told her to buy toilet paper, medicine, and canned food. She still hasn't went to the store. She keeps saying she'll go later. She thinks it'll always be there. I keep yelling at her and she still wont go to the fucking store. Pretty sure it's too late now. I don't even care anymore. Ftw.

Learn your local bush tucker mate. Hunt wild racoons.

>t. seething noprepper

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why all the paint buckets?

The more you go to stores the more likely you are to catch it. Plus its peace of mind just in case the magical food fairy somehow doesn't show up to restock the stores.

Oh, sweet summer child...

I'm considering buying a handgun but im afraid of coming off as a retarded sperg at a gunstore

The fuck you niggers shitting by the hour?

>not even in wuhan was there a food shortage
dont need food when you're dead

Do you not have a shower in your house or something?

you lazy ass, you think normies care about this stuff? If you want something done right, do it YOURSELF

Typical retarded question from a flag of your status

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I wouldn’t raid an apartment, houses in rural areas are easiest, and I live in a rural area

Also I’m not saying I’m going to raid people for the shits and giggles, I’m saying if that was ever necessary we would all do some fucked up shit to survive

Humans are animals when they’re hungry