/cvg/ - Coronavirus Gen #2068 - MEGADOSING EDITION

Is negro ass the cure for Corona?

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>um user why aren’t you out partying with us? It’s St Paddy’s day weekend live a little stop bring so paranoid hehe

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>Goes to the absolute highest prep level by building his own 500,000 strongman gym.
Based, shame he's too old to really win at this point.

Nuthing burger, less than .001% of the population dies.

thats funny rabbi, you leave out how your own people Harvard professor Lieber was arrested for releasing the corona virus.

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Meanwhile at Fox News

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no bro, it's just the flu

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Merci pour la baguette!

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lol that's enough for 2 weeks. don't let the hoarder posting get to you.

If i buy a big water stocking plastic jug thing. I have to put something to sterilize it or i just fill it up and do 1-2 fill and unfill to "clean" it ??

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Idiot.

What percentage of the hospitalized patients of the coronavirus needs intensive care?

TRUMP NEGATIVE

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HEY THAT'S THE CORONA BROTHER.

worried? no. It's not a joke though. stay up to date of the conditions of your area and act accordingly.

TRUMP NEGATIVE

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10-20% per most of the papers I've seen so far.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

how much did you prep?

Disgusting. This man (Italo-Arabic in origin) has contracted the oriental miasma and is intentionally spreading it to populations of actual human beings. When will donals blrumpf finally take a stand and wipe the entire italian race from the face of God's creation?

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Fold once, wipe twice

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

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based trump btfo pussy virus

SECURE the sick people (find them)
CONTAIN the sick people (quarantine them)
PROTECT the sick people(heal them)

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SOMEONE TAKE OVER

IM GOING TO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES, EXCUSE ME

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>even the french's physical body throws the white flag
Surprising desu

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Lol yeah bullshit.

make the water as acidic as possible to leach out anything in the plastic that might slowly dissolve in your drinking water.

Make sure to buy cigs for currency

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> Did he say end of Nov?
youtu.be/PU2ut5Ark3Q

>1140 cases in the uk
fuck you boris

Guys... anyone else keeping track of the fact China, Iran, and now Russia (albeit a bit more diplomatically) are suggesting corona is a US bio weapon........ is no one else concerned?

Just as virulent, meaning it kills equally as little in both age ranges

told you niggas

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4% death rate is by no means a nothing burger, idiot.

Isn’t this what you fags want??

you guys are dying just because you fuckers cant take a shower everyday

WE COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS... COULD HAVE

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i hope so. i love the taste.

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>old people don't matter
lol, old people control the world young faggot, you are the one who doesn't matter

it is when its quite literally only old boomers dying

this is actually a good thing for population control

People like that should be summarily executed.

Thanks for the audible laugh.

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Africa is contaminated already, so no, diversity is not the solution.
Never was indeed.

what about the dip?

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>Iran, and now Russia
sauce?

Italy is tubing young people with triage now

They'd die without it

saw this

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top cope retard

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Starting to get news of a lot of infections out of India. They’re going to be so fucked.

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>Equally as little
>6% in countries that don't lie about their numbers
It's ok user
This Earth wasn't made for us anyways

>>Aruba, Curacao, Guatemala, Mauritania, Mayotte, Namibia, Puerto Rico, Rwanda, Seychelles, St. Lucia, Swaziland, U.S. Virgin Islands

Meme countries edition.

Add a few spoons of bleach to the water. If it's really really dirty put some stones and liquid soap with a little water, shake it a lot then rinse it.

Starting to send Canadian soldiers home
reddit.com/r/CanadianForces/comments/fi4rue/megathread_covid19_pandemic_articles_questions/

So, you hate your parents and family?

Based super spreader, fuck jewmerica, let the chaos reign.

they're just peddling chinese conspiracy theories

I think I'm bugging out to my sage place on monday. Fuck this shit

thread tune.
youtube.com/watch?v=qVGHQxWWCyg

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source? please post it.

ded in 5 weeks

Kek

USA user from other thread send her source webm related

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sample size still smaller than the one in China but it is "good" news

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1 death under 50 bro, you are the coper

trump officially negative lmao cooof.

Lord McAfee begs to differ

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yeah, blaming EVALI which was clearly caused by cutting agents from their country. 2500 CASES AND NOBODY NOTICED IT WAS CONTAGIOUS???? 6 MONTHS AGO???
get fucked

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Trump probably has some Tesla time control device that allows him revert his body to a healthy state.

This but unironiclly

Good thing we didn't make that mistake

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Will burgerbros shoot the virus dead??

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> 1 roll per day

you SHOULD die off

Redpill me on toilet paper face masks

Do they actually work?

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Could she be /ourgirl/
>China is obviously lying that it is contained
>lots of orphaned kids because all guardians in their families doed
>lots of dead people in barricaded buildings that aren't accounted for
>Massive graves because it was too much to cremate their own
>"coronavirus drill" last year in september went unnoticed
>china was censoring mention of the virus since january 1st, probably earlier
Check out her posts. Her name is jennifer zeng

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I think our government either knows something or this is an opportunity for eugenics

the black death boosted HIV immunity and there are loads of cases of people just sleeping off the plague after a while

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FUCKING HELP GUYS FUCKING PLEASE FUCKING HELP SOME GLASS US FOR FUCK SAKE

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>It is a unique pleasure and despite how bad things most likely will get I still can't help feeling excited.
I feel the same, as a biologist myself i feel a wicked excitement to see a virus wreck havoc and bring modern civilization to its knees. I wish i could play with it in a lab.
Humans, like all other living organisms, are destined to experience catastrophic demographic collapse as a consequence of exponential population growth (fun fact: malthusian law is one of the relatively few absolutes in population ecology and biology in general), the question has always been when. If the moment has indeed come we can only do what life does - do everything we can and find a way to pass that life on.

>bioweapon keeps children alive to indoctrinate and enslave
classy chinks

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I bet she doesn't wipe properly

sorry bro, can't find it. I follow too many girls

Saved for future reference.

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>it is well known that a chinese/black crossing creates, invariably a car thief that cannot drive

Fucking hell.

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It’s not from official sources but news and reports on Russian TV are mentioning it as a possibility. My moms Russian. Any Ruski bro’s here to confirm ?

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If we lockdown for half a year without wagecucking and then go right back to normal again without ever experiencing food shortages etc. How will the elite defend the current system ever again?

We could literally just have robots wagecucking and the rest of us just live as NEETs or take up some career if it’s what you want to do

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Last cvg some user was talking about loading up you ace2 was this just using vitamin c? plz respond

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>surgical mask
He's not gonna make it to june

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Np

>used up my daily allotted toilet paper roll by noon
do I go ahead and start a new one? I need to pace myself because I'm not sure how long this outbreak will last and when new shipments will be available. oh, and I ended up using 3 whole rolls yesterday.

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You're pretty safe using this stuff anyway just to be sure. Beer and wine making supplies stock it, and the normies haven't realised yet so be quick.
Just make sure it's food grade.

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Based turbo coomer
U tried Ur best

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spics btfo. its happening

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You guys are getting infected on purpose to keep London's City running. That's the wildest shit I've ever seen in my life.

he said "average"

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>He doesn't know how to use the three seashells

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>believing he would admit if he had it

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Idk man, I don’t think the Harvard virologist who was on CCP payroll or the Chinese nationals stealing viruses from our level 4 bio lab in Winnipeg ever got debunked... Either way, Russia is already using this as means of destabilizing the west, with the oil price wars. There’s so much instability at the moment, I feel like anything could happen.

Trump has tested negative
>twitter.com/jeneps/status/1238968201876250625

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>flag
Posts US strong man competitor
The absolute state of your cowardice nation

Absolutely. The most effective solution actually. I'm not sure why not many people are doing it.

Don't they have a waiting period in Cali? WTF are these people going to buy?

How many washes till the water will be microbe free and bleach/soap free ?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS STAYS THE SAME
btfo
literally rising by the day

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Swaziland or whatever the new name is is a huge AIDS hotspot

Jennie is so cute. She's our girl

Don't drink the water. They put something in it..to make you... don't panic.

If all the boomers are left to die because oh sorry peasants we ran out of ICU spots for you lot, why on earth would anyone pay taxes ever again?

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>muh russia
back to plebbit

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