/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FLORIDA ALMOST ELECTED THIS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/14/20
c-span.org/video/?470387-1/
youtu.be/4hXCIuxQyd8
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470351-1/
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw?t=2635
youtu.be/G6HbxcCb-7g
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 3/13/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6141527765001/
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470346-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/IGIpRnAY1dk
>HUDSec SleepyBen on EWTN 3/13/20
youtu.be/w_aD90L5f3s
>Justice Gorsuch on SCOTUS 101 3/13/20
youtu.be/bqGozhUa0mA
>CMSAdm Verma on Tucker 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141533190001
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141392557001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141351651001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on MSNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/a3Co5T7F16E
>ACC Comdr Gen Holmes on Corona-chan 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742935/
>CDC Briefing Room: Corona-chan Update 3/13/20
youtu.be/r7qq0nWjbWQ
>Pentagon Press Brief (CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742893/
>Pentagon Press Brief (USFK Comdr ArmyGen Abrams) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742886/
>This Week@State 3/13/20
youtu.be/_ZXNlmqPKS4

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MAGA

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Shame every slut you know! No slut pills!

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>footage will come out
Oh my God the redpill that's going to be.
NPCs will lose their shit over dems (maybe)

>*Takes mover a house and a city*

twitter.com/DSA_LosAngeles/status/1238921250254143488

RESHORE ALL MANUFACTURING AND REINVIGORATE DOMESTIC AMERICAN PRODUCTION

I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE OFFSHORING!
WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from offshoring our production, and get her to agree with me that relying on China for 96% of our nation's antibiotic supplies is fucking retarded, then you ought to do it too.

I don't quite agree with her saying chinks are all greedy, but I do agree with her when she says she's seen them trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.

Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.

>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that
>THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE
But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.

THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU XENOPHOBIC RAYCISSTS
>THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME RETARDS CALLING YOU XENOPHOBIC RAYCISSTS

MAGA

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>298
>again

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>so this footage will come out
that's fine I'll take your word for it

Jews are the enemy

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so how many primaries have been postponed/moved to later dates?

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danke and MAGA

time for high IQ takes from plebbit on Trump's economy

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>blood and feces on the bed

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It is caturday my dudes.

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preaching to the televangelist

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You are literally infected and spreading the virus without even knowing it.

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>Communists are planning to take over California

Its time.
Get the rifles.

I landed on 299 actually. I was only one off.
Gay niggers and meth do not mix.

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>I was only one off.
Would you let Kot off that easy?

In all those words there was not one bit of substantive counter argument, just shaming tactics. They're getting sloppy.

Thanks Coronachan

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>>Communists are planning to take over California
sauce?

So why worry if the virus is benign? literally

They are LITERALLY shutting it down! Oy vey!
>To stop the coronavirus, New Jersey rabbis decide to shut down their Jewish community
jta.org/2020/03/12/united-states/to-stop-the-coronavirus-new-jersey-rabbis-decide-to-shut-down-their-jewish-community

>implying it won't be heavily censored and redacted to "protect his privacy"

>rifles

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Known since January

Shit like this is why I'm over the coronavirus. Fuck all media niggers.

But they already did?
I would be sadden if he was off, yes.
So what is the point of being worried?

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DSUSA are telling everyone to raid houses

Thats herd immunity

how many grams of meth can a "gaf" shuv up his cornhole b4 heart palps??

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Is the forward an antisemitic newspaper?

>corona symptoms getting worse
>hospital says to call for consultation
>10 hour hold queue
well Im dead

awoo.

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Now to go bottle feed a calf.
I know one way for them to not get infected. By burning in an oven.

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Do some excercise.
Curls for the girls, etc.

F our S idk, what do you do for a living fren

I don't know but Gillium would.

You don’t need the hospital.
Ever had food poisoning or something similar wherein you felt as though you were going to die?
Wait it out. As long as you aren’t old or have other medical problems, you’ll be fine.

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how's your tp supply?

Buttcoins have been swinging back and forth through almost a thousand dollar range for the past few days. China must have hundreds of thousands of dead.

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No. It was created by jews in a timeframe of 1880s-1910s.
Awoo.

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If you're white, it's literally just the flu. If not: F

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Awoo~

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twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1238963919450001409
LAUGH AT SPAIN

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Is that a polack redpilling r*ddit?

AWOO!

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You didnt get the sarcasm
Btw i am calling antisemitic because they always confirm everything gentiles say against jews

seethe more nigger lmao look at all the effort you put into being mad a trumo

starting to believe this tainted adrenochrome from Wuhan theory.

My local grocery store is sold out of really weird shit. Like rice and tomatoes.

> Wait it out.
Only if you’re white.

This is the trump virus, it only attack old people who would die anyway and his enemies

MAGA

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I'm gonna be real comfy with Rachel tucking me in tonight.

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aim4truth.org/2020/03/12/cat-report-331/
I can't get enough C in me... what do?
youtube.com/watch?v=hg5Y9mI8Nxk

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>Peace

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>other medical problems
asthmatic
mechanical engineer. factory in america
good. 30+ rolls

No, some Bernie Bros are just done with niggers after 2016 and now this Biden shit.

OMG IS THAT

IS THAT A FUCKING VIRAL INFECTION THAT SHOWS NO SYMPTOMS?

I'M GONNA PAAAAAANIC

MAGA

qrd?

I don't think I'll ever understand how these threads manage to keep going even after everything Trump is doing to fuck up the pandemic even more. It's honestly amazing

Is Rachel the name of your mother.

oh, much love definitely getting an F
kek

Die, chink.

The left really can't meme

Because he hasn't. You are just brainwashed or evil.

Walmart near me was cleaned out of soup, some canned meat stuff, but it had TP and bottled water. They were also wheeling out plastic wrapped pallets of stuff that was missing from the shelves, and restocking like crazy. I expect it to be stabilized by tomorrow.

What’s he doing?

because people like trump, we just usually don't say anything

I think it's more amazing people like you continue to post here.

chemtrails is so 2008

Four more years, kike.

0/10, filtered

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Have you ever considered that you're the stupid one?

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>That blessèd Northern European plague resistance

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>What’s he doing?
he isnt using the crisis to seize power for the government and is bashing china, both piss off the dems

>my college has turned in person classes into online
>however teachers still have to report to their normal duties
WAGIE IN HIS LIL CAGIE

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>posting a girl who isn't a MAGA girl

Agreed tbqh.

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Rest and drink plenty of water. As long as you aren't 90 years old you are very likely to survive.

>does homo sex always involve blood and feces?
No way they're just disgusting weirdo gayniggers

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Mine doing the same. All classes canceled but profs. still have to show up. Not sure if online classes are canceled yet or not....

TRUMP TESTED NEGATIVE

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>>Geo-Engineering and SAG/SRM op's are so 2008

Let's go back to 1776 then.

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This. Weightlifting improves health, always.

Trump immune!

(((You)))

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SHILLS BTFO

HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY

Well otherwise they'd want this in their lives

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She's my waifu now, I bought her for some spam, tp and ibuprofen. She didn't come with the lingerie so I didn't have to give up any sanitizer.

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Do faggots actually bleed when they have sex? That's fucking nasty.

new stealth technology, you won't be able to see the target

youtube.com/watch?v=XstIg3wZ7Tw

>Trump

these threads are for posting waifus, softcore porn and similar shitposting

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You had to pay for your mother,user?
Who bought her in the first place.

All the normal for hurricane season was thinned out like canned goods. But then just random weird shit was sold out. Like a bunch of people who didn’t know what they were doing, or how to cook, or even shop went in and bought shit. Why the fuck were all the tomatoes bought out, or the meat? Where the fuck are they going to store it? And then all the rice was bought up, except if you go to the international isle with all the packages in Spanish, all that rice and beans was still there. Just weird. Oh. And I wanted to make burgers but all the bread was gone, and all the peanut butter and jelly was right there next to the empty bread shelves.

>1 post by this id
Color me shocked

wew lads
twitter.com/OFOEAC/status/1238924547795161088

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DEFEND THIS

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Gillum smoking crack

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Turns out that penises are not evolved to enter the anal tract without causing damage.
Who knew that utilizing your body in unnatural ways could cause damage?

>he isnt using the crisis to seize power for the government

Must have killed those liberal fucks to hear that doc talk about how they’re decentralizing the testing.

Should change from handshaking to Roman salute just to be on the safe side.

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>1pbtid
What did he mean by this?

Shit and blood, song to the tune of sliver and gold from Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

299, 298? What are you talking about?

China is really trying to kill every American they can.

CONFIRMED FOR HUWHITE

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She's. My. Waifu.

I paid for her, she's mine now. She'll make me tendies and tuck me in at night and have my babies.

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It’s called a perversion, but yeah spot on

*catches you*

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Well I mean Bernie expects the DNC to buy him a 4th house for throwing the primary again, so...

Sick people should not exert themselves physically. Are you trying to hurt this person?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Who is making them!!??

Why do you think they get AIDS?

TRUMP IS CLEAR
TRUMP IS CLEAR
TRUMP IS CLEAR
TRUMP IS CLEAR

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I actually like Bernies proposal to tax mega corporations like that for any of their employees on government assistance.

based and cutepilled

apparently the new thing is a sort of elbow-bump in place of a handshake

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>Must have killed those liberal fucks to hear that doc talk about how they’re decentralizing the testing.
imagine the poor souls who live in the hillary timeline? she is probably declared herself queen of corona

I find it funny that liberals are now mad that Trump is NOT acting like a dictator.

Bugmen, of course

Damn this got so many (You)s the first time it was posted in /cvg/

Breaking: Trump's virus test has come back negative.
>twitter.com/jeneps/status/1238968201876250625

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KIKE SHILLS ABSOLUTELY BTFO FOREVER

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anal sex is fairly traumatic to the back passage, often causing micro-abrasions and tears while also exacerbating hemorrhoids
the ass isn't meant for sexual intercourse

No pain no gain.

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How fucked is Trump for bungling the virus epidemic?
How fucked is Trump when it comes to the stock market?

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Trump TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONA VIRUS!!!! ITS OVER

Coronavirus stays away from the wenis

How about we fix the reasons why Amazon paid $0? Profits are to be made, not feelings. Fix the reasons why these companies aren't paying at all. If they fail because of it, fuck em.

As someone that is white, but curious about asking, what do you say that?

Also, I heard that some places in the US are shutting down like everything in their towns (restaurants, movies, retail stores). Is that true for anyone on here and do you think it would happen in Texas?

inb4 they demand retesting every time they uncover/make up an infected person who might have been in the same room as Trump for at least 10 seconds

based

Sounds very BTK of you, fren.

>299, 298? What are you talking about?
The baker's codes, of course.

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Mine was sold out of lunch meat. And all the items you mentioned. Pissed they didn't have my Oscar Mayer ham and cheese loaf. Plenty of watermelon so blacks obviously are not panicked.

How many poison pills did Democrats insert into the House Coronavirus Bill. Hope Senate GOP rejects Nancy's bill and demand a clean Coronavirus Bill with no poison pills or even pork money