/cvg/ - Coronavirus Gen #2068 - REAL NEWS FROM FRENCH DOCTORS EDITION

FRENCH JOURNALIST INTERVIEWS FRENCH DOCTORS, SAY 30 TO 40 YEARS OLD WITH CLEAN BACKGROUND HIT HARD
leparisien.fr/societe/coronavirus-c-est-plus-grave-que-prevu-12-03-2020-8278890.phphttps://archive.is/XxLE3
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► Detected: 158,241 ► Died: 6014

ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN
>ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN
ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN

Bill Mitchell updates
twitter.com/mitchellvii

Trump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_
archive.is/tcgPv

France closes schools and universities
archive.is/eSVG9

More than 100 US colleges shut down, go online
archive.is/DW1V2

>RESEARCH
>UPDATE ON GERMANY 14.03.

>850 NEW INFECTIONS:
>4525 TOTAL INFECTIONS +23,13%
>0 NEW DEATHS:
>8 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 14.03. 20:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost
Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

>REMINDER
Male infertility confirmed
archive.is/XxLE3

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns
983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
archive.is/1WTiA

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U
Merkel: "Cut social contacts, wherever possible."
German virologist: "Don't put children of critical workforce together."

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

>LATEST CASES (Saturday)
UK: +10 deaths (50% OF ALL DEATHS)
Former Soviet Republic of Estonia: +30 cases
Athens: +2 deaths
Iberia: +609 cases, +58 deaths
Persia: +1365 cases, +97 deaths
Empire of Korea: +107 cases, +5 deaths

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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>LIVE WORLD COUNTER STREAM
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baguette

Pres F for fellow Baguettes

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>Threadly reminder

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>This head of the infectious diseases department at Tenon hospital in Paris sees the number of patients jump over the course of the days. "Patients come from everywhere," he says. We are stressed! "

OH SHIT I DIDNT SEE THE ARTICLE IS BEHIND A PAYWALL

ILL QUICKLY TRANSLATE WHAT I GOT FROM IMAGES WAIT

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>tfw bought the "hazmat suit guy" Halloween costume instead of the real hazmat suit by mistake

I'm not gonna make it

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0.00200593% of world pop. detected;

0.00007484% of world pop. died;

0.00097308% of world pop. "active" cases.


Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers may be higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)


History here: pastebin.com/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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>Men have almost twice the mortality rate as women
The new world will be just like my korean cartoons

first for brits hate their parents

>Male infertility confirmed
>archive.is/XxLE3
Delete that

It’s just a fucking flu you idiots. Stop bulk buying toilet roll

>Average Brit's immune system dealing with the coronavirus

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What is some good end of the world music?
youtube.com/watch?v=C5uEH4umV_U

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Art idea: Loli Corona-chan sitting on the floor with glittering eyes listening to Grandma Spanish Flu talk about when she was young, while knitting in her rocking chair.

ISRAEL EXTERMINATING HAPPENING!!!

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China had extensive test kit shortages just a month ago, and suddenly they're ready to just 'donate' half a million kits? What do you think of this, Yas Forums?

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/acceptance/

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Luis Miguel

Checked and seconded

>COOF!
>Well yes, I'm spreading herd immunity

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its starting
to kick off in japan finally

thanks for taking over from that faggot memeflag

How is Sweden holding up? Are cases even being reported? Wouldn't want the infected to feel marginalized after all.

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My mom drove to Atlanta and flew down to Miami this weekend. I told her to cancel but she didn't listen. Why didn't she listen

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wholesome

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Extremely disgusting

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THEY'RE SPREADING IT, THEY'RE FUCKING SPREADING IT PERSONALLY

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95% of the population is useless. If the useful 5% (300-400 million people) die, the others will soon follow.

>Catalonia
what?

ladies night

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Can I fap if I have the virus? Or another coronavirus type of flu?
Will it help with the pain/stress/discomfort? Or will it drain essential chemicals for my immune system?

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India has the cure guys

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WTF I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID THIS SHIT WAS SEASONAL WHY ARE THEY FINDING CASES IN THE CONGO WTF I THOUGHT THIS WASNT THAT BAD?

>OH NO,THE SNIFFLEZ!!!!!

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please get me off this fucking train already

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Chinks lied so they wouldn't have to report numbers. Their death toll is likely in hundreds of thousands

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Someone pls post a link to Contagion

fight fire with fire

Canada passed australia
>canada passed Australia
Canada passed australia
>canada passed Australia
Canada passed australia
>canada passed Australia
Canada passed australia
>canada passed Australia

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you're a bong so you're dead either way

coom while you can user

you are not allowed to

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>>REMINDER
>Male infertility confirmed
>archive.is/XxLE3

WHERES THE SOURCE DOOMKEK

it begins

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Propaganda. No-one in their right mind would accept that, probably the weirdo do not have that many anyway. But heroic China trying to help everyone will be plastered all over internet and TV screens.

Kek, expect thousands dead in a week

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Corona-chan will never stop loving you user, please let her in

I don't always wipe, but when I do, I use tee pee. Stay clean my friends.

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Was he hot?

Nobody is posting new footage so
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8hOsLiWmP1I

Is this staged or not? If not, this is the apocalypse :^).

Least your not tied to the tracks like me and other bongs.

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Canada deserves to get fucked hard by this shit.

I have superimmunity against the virus
My blood will be extracted by powerful kikes for developing expensive vaccines for silly goyim

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There are no breaks on this train, danefag

How?

youtube.com/watch?v=VNXou_sAxAM

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youtu.be/49kHMjRuChU

I have partial symptoms. I don't have fever and hard breathing. All the others though.

>Rate my stockpile

happening

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faggot brit

Sacred cows saving indians
Also they don't need tp they just poop in the street
They saw this coming all along

FIRST FOR LITERAL NOTHINGBURGER

1...YES READ IT RIGHT, 1 DEATH UNDER 50 YEARS OLD IN ITALY

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>all the bars and nightclubs saying it's a nothing burger and begging people to come out
>mfw thots, hipsters and blacks are the first to get culled

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>How is Sweden holding up?
The peak was last week. It's nothing to worry about. All our cases came from italy. We have no domestic spread.

>Are cases even being reported?
Only if you have to be admitted to the hospital.

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>nurses from Wuhan reported literal burning alive patients as hospitals were abandoned
>not enough people to even remove the deceased from the hospitals
Just think about it, use your brain for a second. Would 5000 dead people really be trouble for a nation with a population of over a fucking BILLION really have trouble with that body count?

I decided if i get any life threatening symptoms i will hero myself. fuck this virus! nearly drowned once, and if this is going to drown me way slower then its better to go on my own terms.

based

>We have no domestic spread.
Ok Kalle whatever makes you sleep at night

I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Zero Hedge and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through /cvg/ for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely nothing profound within the 2067 threads of /cvg/. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

Given the intense mental output of thorough investigation it is essential that one rest to rejuvenate neural productivity. I suggest going to sleep and completing at least 3 REM cycles before reassessing any further information.

those are the main symptoms retard

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COUNTRY LIST COCKSUCKERS.

>as of 5 days ago

PR stunt to convince the world they are done with this virus.
Plus they don't need test kits when they have bullets.

>meanwhile in mexico

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>Former Soviet Republic of Estonia: +30 cases
haha wtf

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FIGHT ON FIGHT ON FIGHT ON

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You can read it with Firefox in reader mode.

you feared china but got fucked by america

can someone explain the herding immunity to me?

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it's staged and old (from January)
just look at the 'doctors'. some are in mini-skirts

rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5056536/sehraz-breda-coronavirus-16-intensive-care-besmet-covid19

16 years old in intensive care (The Netherlands) -- NO UNDERLYING DISEASES

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So the dry cough and weakness, headache is just a regular flu?
Fine, can I fap to 'japanese mom son' porn without compromising my immune system more?

The wuhan ''hospitals'' they built were literally concentration camps, see webm related. Only slits for food, behind bars and a door for the whole row to take out the dead.

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can you imagine actually being this retarded?

why does he want to kill everyone so bad

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most likely a disaster drill,

You on that coronacoin too eh?
Africa is really gonna fuck us out of some shit coin

The first few cvg were good, We worked out so much in the first threads. Pretty much everything that is confirmed about the virus was discovered in the first 10 cvgs.

based we will get through this and become ubermensch travelling world as we please while everyone is dying

and why would the virus suddenly increase its lethality to under 50s in the space of 5 days? the rate will still be the same

>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COUNTRY LIST COCKSUCKERS.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

>Tfw no obese negress in my backyard

>Literal meme to justify sacrificing thousands of lives

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So grocery stores are the infection hot zones stores? Smart!

(Adding additional image)

They have already 'donated' 'additional supplies' to many of the nations currently undergoing MASSIVE rises in infection. Wonder if there's any correlation to it all, Pol?

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Might have taken the ibuprofen pill

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Are you serious?
Were you born in the hall? Or dropped behind the wagon?
Maybe your elevator doesn't reach the top floor

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Basically if enough organisms in a group are immune the pathogen is unable to survive and propagate, effectively rendering it extinct

stop it with the catalonia shit

It is simple: If the whole population gets it the chances are very high that the ones recovered develope a resistance to the virus but it means a lot will die during the initial phase

>he

You gotta use what you have on hand, dude.

Weaker people die easier and earlier???

Here we go.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238960074476961792

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big if true

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Oh yeah being violently ill for weeks, possibly needing a ventilator or you'll die, and having permanent organ damage isn't a big deal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_release_syndrome

You let it kill off all of the old people, then you can herd the UK back into the EU flock so they can be ass raped by niggers.
(Apologies if you're a nigger.)

>herding immunity
Jewish tricks. Nothing more than a destructive method to spread the virus even more.
Looking at you, Boris.

couldnt get virus sex.

and which country is trying that?

Can an user post images of Chinese welding people indoors? I want to show my normie friends to spook them.

twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518371651649538

It's like reverse of why we should get vaccined

this

>no one wears masks (or am i blind)
>woman in skirts

fake af...

You could try the hospital first.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238960074476961792?s=20

City lockdown begins

HERE IT GOES:

The doctors change tone. Measured discourse are replaced by a worrying atmosphere. The wuflu, just a flu? "we were wrong, stop comparing them" now says Gilles Pialoux. "It's a lot worse". This head of service of infections in the Tenon hospital at Paris sees day by day the sharp rise in cases. "The sick come from everywhere. We are stressed!"

He doesn't want to create a panic. Lets remind that 80% are light cases. "But the wuflu doesn't play in the same league as just the flu. Without scaring people, we have to tell them the truth."

Which is it? A virus deadlier and more contagious. We knew it, with 0.1% of death rate for just the flu, and 2 to 3% for the wuflu. "Of course it's not ebola chan" says Gilles PIaloux. "But the chinks showed that a patient may be fine the first week, then on the 8th or 10th day, he gets raped sideways by coronachan."

This is the tough part. Coronachan is much more jewy. Some are asymptomatic, spreading coronachan's message all around. Hard to fight such a virus. Another worrying point is the evolution of the profile of the patients. Just 3 days ago, it were just the old and people with previous conditions who were admitted to the ICU. "We now see young people, 30 to 40 years old, being admitted to the ICU" says Gilles Pialoux. "This is the reality on the ground."

86% of the people who died from just the flu in france between 2011 and 2019 were older than 75, while this number is 50% for the wuflu from chinese numbers.

Catherine, a nurse, confirms: "we have young people with no background becoming very sick."

THATS THE GIST OF IT

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Happeningfags in mega cope mode

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rolling for annihilation.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5aKl4NoVwzo

The idea is that when you catch the virus and survive you get immunity.
Herd immunity is usually used in conjunction with vaccines. Vaccines are given to the most at risk and everyone else is allowed to catch it.
This means most of your population is immune and those that aren't are protected with a vaccine meaning the virus is unable to gain a good hold.
They used to do this with Chicken Pox parties. Kid gets it and everyone brings their kids around to get it therefore ensuring they don't get it when they are more vulnerable.
Herd immunity usually required around 60 to 80% of a population to catch the disease.
The problem with Corona Virus herd immunity is that first of all we have no vaccine to protect the vulnerable. If 60% of the population get it and considering a 0.2% death rate, we're looking at something like 30k people dying from the virus.
There's rumors the government are abandoning this plan.

>cortisone
I'm dead

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The almighty Bongs of course

What did Trump mean by this?

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6:45 "Worst case scenario. We always say worst case scenario. That's where we are going"

13:20 reporter: "Are you considering other travel restrictions domestically?"

Trump: "Yes specifically from certain areas and we are working with the states and considering (other restrictions)"

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The eternal Anglos

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every western country in europe but only uk admitted it

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Chinks ate his bat frens.

This but the strong guys are the virus

diamond princess and china disagrees with you

pure panic shilling, there have been multiple interviews with recovered people and almost all of them say they had regular flu symptoms (if at all) and are perfectly healthy

the ''corona destroys your lungs and balls'' narrative is literally Yas Forums created fake news

Here's a nice compilation, includes some welding, death squads, forceful detentions of infected, burning bodies, disinfection squads etc.

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it means what he literally said you stupid retard

i'll say it again here, the infertility link does in fact not mention infertility at all, the whole webpage doesn't

youtube.com/watch?v=R7Tc9YGNDJ4

t-they would have tested the supplies for virus first, r-right. ah yes of course they would. ha ha

Ex gf is a nurse in Louisiana, city of lake Charles and Alexandria are both overwhelmed with cases but they can't test anyone because there are no tests, she says it's way worse than she was told it would be.

She sounded terribly worried

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if it weren't for those damn tattoos she would be perfect

invidio.us/latest_version?id=z32xSK90JmU&itag=22

Didn't post

>while this number is 50% for the wuflu from chinese numbers
Caught the mistake.

IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS

>use your brain for a second
>Implying the figures are real
Kek.

Closer user.
Come Closer.

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Your link about make infertility has nothkng to do with this it's about CDC test kits.

nothing persnonal mein nigga

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>2元 have been deposited to your account

>He didnt recognise the "you are worrying your family" copypasta
>Claims to have been around for the original threads

end yourself

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almost 1k cases
>no community spread
neger

Can you post ig gonna decide if I'm gonna coom to a negro before I die of Corona or not. Thanks

Iowa City fag here, our university is shutting down. We have 13 known cases of the WuFlu. Been adding to my prep and this was at my local grocery-store

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Just found this, what the fuck. Rumors of plague going around in China in November.
Covered up by a bullshit story about a mongolian couple (which happened in May not November) then immediately linked to SARS.
WHAT DID CHINKS KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT

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"Azar" is really his name?
In portuguese AZAR=BAD LUCK!

>no argument

There is nothing wrong on getting Corona'd, anons

and die isolated, alone and no way out, fuck that

Beware the Chinaman bringing free gifts.

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 3 rolls per day. If you have a family of 5, that's 105 rolls a week. Over 420 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Floridafag here

The number of people here giving a fuck about the virus (0)

These beaches are more packed than they've been in the past 10 years

I've said this to some people that if you are young you can still just get a bad case and be in serious condition. Sometimes people just get unlucky, your body can fuck up its unlikely, but it can fuck up.

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>abcnews.go.com/amp/US/fake-coronavirus-test-kits-seized-los-angeles-airport/story?id=69600617&id=69600617

>Fake coronavirus test kits seized at Los Angeles airport

> Officers with the U.S. Customs and Border Protection seized what appear to be fake novel coronavirus, or COVID-19, tests at the Los Angeles International Airport, the agency said Saturday.

>The package had come from the United Kingdom on Thursday and contained various vials that manifested as pure water, but upon inspection contained white liquid and were labeled "Corona Virus 2019nconv (COVID-19)” and “Virus1 Test Kit," according to a statement from CBP.

FUCK OFF BONGS

Lol Germany says ibu good.

If things get really bad after all the countries close their borders we will all instinctively go to an NS lifestyle and government

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Where’s the list of countries and their cases?

So if Corona-Chan proves immune to disgusting Britbongs she will survive?

Healthy 25 year old British man gets pneumonia, shortness of breath, and couldn't speak at all:

youtu.be/PU2ut5Ark3Q

CBS ON DEATH WATCH

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kill yourself nigger nobody gives a shit

are you still here?

I am so fucking anxious on behalf of my parents, they have secluded themselves to family cottage with plenty of food and necessities but they are old and dad has stage 2 diabetes. Pops is gonna visit the city next week and i'm so stressed out it's ridiculous

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 10 rolls per day. If you have a family of 5, that's 350 rolls a week. Over 1000 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Seriously, bill Mitchell? This guy just got everything wrong in the last two months. Fuck off OP.

Nice pasta. I'm assuming you stocked up before the panic buying started. We can only hope that you got enough dilators to see you through these trying times.

Do we know if immunity is possible?

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It's based on the assumption that after you recover, you are immune to the virus. So if enough people catch it and become immune, then the virus won't be able to survive because there's too many immune people.
However, there is no proof that people build such an immunity and in fact all studies out there right now actually suggest that you can get reinfected and it is worse the second time.

>china
Yeah okay bud
>diamond princess
Everyone had 100% the best healthcare possible and the population was generally older than the general populace so ofc there would be less death of young people

So much for the Chinese century.

Am I getting this right - British goverment decided to genocide a chunk of its population, basing their decision on the assumption that unprecedented disease will behave in typical way and herd immunity is achievable, and that people will behave in controlled manner during this whole situation?

Was there ever a case of population getting herd immunity before vaccines?

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So lads I got tested yesterday after rapidly deteriorating from a cold to a fever and chest soreness.
Just went to get swabbed but ended up in the ER for xrays and blood work... I have pneumonia, boomer tier at 42 but I don't drink or smoke and lift 4 times per week.

>3 rolls a day
Daily explosive diarrhea is not normal

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I'm implying they're not, deaths in China are likely in the hundred thousands, maybe over a million.

Welp. Time to bug out. See y'all on the flipside

tfw you erode the public trust in scientific institutions prior to a viral pandemic causing an unneeded amount of deaths in the most powerful country on earth

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sure nigger

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Don't trust anything Asian. USA doesn't test for shit.

twitter.com/lookner/status/1238951586287751171

>Over half the Dutch patients in Intensive Care are below 50
Oh fuck

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Our country is about to get a wake up call when the overcrowded US hospital pics come out

Yes, that's me, what's up?

Joke is one you buddy i wipe my ass with deenz only

Checked. I was supposed to make this comment but was too lazy

lemme see if i can find

Based and paracetamolpilled.

For Corona-chan? No fucking clue. There are indications that it might be a reocurring infection

Ok, Herr Tegnell. Du kanske ska ta och gå till sängs nu?

>jew city
let coronachan rip through that place

Are we going to Phase 2, user?

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argentina: 45(3)

The Chinks wouldn't have scratched their asses for 10 MILLION!

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-coronavirus-brit-newborn-baby-21690703

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST YOU BABY FAGGOT

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youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1B down

It will be absolutely... kino. Americans going ape shit are my biggest worry.

two aussies on the plague ship say the didnt even know they had it:

10daily.com.au/shows/theproject/a200304aztky/young-aussie-couple-who-recovered-from-coronavirus-say-they-didnt-feel-a-thing-20200304

Oh no, that sucks.

>Post quotes from FHM
>That were all disproven within 24 hours
>But still repeated by media and FHM until they silently backtracked
>Attached a picture of a crying cat
>My fellow countrymen, most likely not even Swedes by birth, doesn't even recognize essential Swedish culture surrounding lies
You deserve this plague.

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in a simpler time they would be hanging from lamposts

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test-kits are simple plastic tools. mainly produced in china.

dumb fucks

Uhh hello? Based Department?

ANOTHER DEATH? WHEN?

>Stocked up a month ago because half because I was paranoid, half because I was thinking "If it happens, im gonna feel like a retard if I dont prepare properly".
>Now im sitting here comfy, 30 rolls of toilet roll purchased, Enough food for 1.5k calories a day for 2 months, 10 bottles of hand sanitiser and three big bottles of hand soap.

Feels tremendously good man. My friends are all completely seething that they cant toilet roll or soap all while I sit in my castle. I made sure to tell my parents too, and because they have two braincells and actually trust me, they also stocked up.

What do we know about asymptomatic carriers?

I am just the flu. You are all worried about nothing.

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however you want to justify your panic buddy

italy has had 1 under 50 death. those are facts.

Half of Congress will die, Trump will die, Biden will die.

The United States will be weakened in every way.

We won't be a super power for much longer.

Starting to think “my wife caught it” is code for them having it without inducing panic

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this is how the once mighty british empire dies, not with a bang, but after being repeatedly raped by muslims, getting outbred by muslims, and now with one final coof

3 rolls a day wtf are you doing in your scumhole

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how many cases and deaths in USA so far?

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cronica tv ahora

>>Tfw no obese negress in my backyard
Relief?

How many people were infected in Italy a week ago? All I can find are the past few days' total number of infected.

Give details
Are the Qts safe?
Is the medical system going to shit?

We're living in a black swan event. This IS the happening of our lives, the likes humanity hasn't experienced since WW2.
Be ready to say goodbye to lots of things, people and dreams, user. The world is falling apart right in front of our eyes and there's not a single thing we can do to stop it, we can just try to survive to see what comes after.

The Chinese are asking us to thank them when they lied to us the whole time. Now we get to find out for ourselves the joys of this 'flu'.

Me too bro it is absolutely comfy to watch the fear in these morons eyes when we talk about it

Bernie will win
Check em

I hate this coronavirus shit. While I don't doubt the severity of it, I feel like this is the foot in the door that the government wants to seize more control and money out of people.

I'm more scared about what the government is going to do than this illness. Trump has already given 50 BILLION dollars to companies for coronavirus relief. This shit is pissing me off.

60 packs of water am I gonna make it?

77 confirmed here in Louisiana
Up from 56 this morning
Up from 33 yesterday
Up from 1 4 days ago

Best Buy in Baton Rouge had one of their employees retrieved from the store by officials over the virus. The store has tried calling, texting, and emailing her with no success. No word if she was infected or merely exposed.

There is also this:
twitter.com/CoronavirusTrac/status/1237764495667335169

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Most likely they know is impossible to maintain a lockdown. Remember, their police is trained in dildo use and absolute reverence towards niggers and muslims. London and surrounding areas can become truly hellish.

Many other countries will feel the bern because they all reduced their armed forces to symbolic numbers, and the diverse PC police will run away in droves.

>2020
>still using ANYTHING to wipe your ass
>not letting it just sit and chill

Based.

>your point being?.jpg
during a pandemic, hospitals are always used as concentration camps for the infected
also these are more like "metal tents" rather than fully operational hospitals

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Germany has less deaths than France. Maybe our doctors are better?

>Was there ever a case of population getting herd immunity before vaccines?

Nah were are just being left for dead by Rothschild boot-licking scum to protect MUH ECONOMY

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foxnews.com/media/former-coronavirus-patient-diamond-princess-quarantine

another case with barely any symptoms

where are the destroyed balls and lungs bro?

We know that the first one they found was shedding the virus.

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>trade germany's hat for our hat
sacrifices had to be made

feel you. i have 3 close family members with asthma and one of them is under 10. thank god they are taking this seriously.

Everyone here is panic buying now

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Bill Mitchell does not exist. He is a meme.

The destroyed balls will only show up in a semen-sperm count, retard

2726 cases
54 deaths

It's basically a poor excuse to sacrifice your citizens to keep banking and finance going. Mainly because it's based on the unproven assumption that you develop an immunity to the virus after recovery. We don't know jack shit about this CoV. It may not be able to reinfect. It may be able, but be weaker upon reinfection. Or it may be a hundred times worse like the spanish flu was. But is quite normal for a police state to treat its people like cattle, so it does not surprise me.

you are responsible for your moral decisions
don't blame someone else
and have compassion

if money is the problem,then give me your bank details, I'll see if i can send you some money

Anyone got 150K?

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A small numbers don't show symptoms
Most have mild to moderate symptoms; 80
20 have severe to critical, though those with moderate can deteriorate without treatment (02)

Since it's so contagious, the numbers start adding up quickly

As of 9.3 the deaths by then make up like 20% of all deaths but howewhere you like it
11% of people in the icu in italy a few days ago were under 50

Mmm bread.

What does the French shit say

World super power dawg

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What? How many casualties in Israel?

Guess we are inside "the division" timeline isnt?

Do you feel lucky user? I do how few people in all of history were alive to witness such an event. It is a unique pleasure and despite how bad things most likely will get I still can't help feeling excited.

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