Brit/pol/

happening ambulances andpoliceoutside

>Government plans to draft in Army to keep hospitals and supermarkets secure, escort food convoys
Holly shit...
B..but its not serious goys i mean guys, promise

Explosions and sirens have stopped. It definitely wasn't fireworks, atleast no normal fireworks.

i guess the capability to use tens of thousands of troops as truck, ambulance drivers, porters, temp nurses is a factor.

I'm curious if the government is making any moves right now for potential temp quarantine facilities, my bet would be cruise ships, large stadiums, etc. cruise ship could be a floating hopsital pretty easy, park it at a dock, nobody gets in or out without getting past a checkpoint.

bong bros, why do you have food like this?

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>TROOPS ON THE STREETS... is what we would be saying if there were troops on the street
Why are journalists such utter cunts?

> looked out window
> nothing
you fucking liors

Can confirm a siren just flew over my house

Maybe it is the super mutants, hide away now!

that looks fucking great

OP, why are you doing it? Why are you talking shit?

did one of the shitskins blow himself up again?

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Has anyone seen this?
>unadulterated liberalism
twitter.com/i/status/1238930936479322114

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When is Sadiq going to stop washing his hands and close the mosques? I worry that the many New Britons may get infected.

Lulz

i've just been drafted lads kinda scared and excited at the same time

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At least 5 helicopters just flew overhead, I live near Manchester, is it finally happening?

Did battersea powerstation blow up ?

FUCK PAKIS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK WOGS
FUCK CATS

>a helicopter flew over my house

either the muslim community know where his loyalty lies (with them) and not with the larping tranny and gay community. That he so openly promotes and advocates for in London.

Or the gay's and tranny's know he doesnt give a fuck as he's actual Muslim and would happily stone them all in his home lands.

Which one?

east england here, heard two explosions in the last 30 mins

Genuinely just had 3 choppers go over the flat lads. What the actual fuck is happening

>Army being brought in to protect hospitals, supermarkets and food convoys.

End of days finally here.

Walked past a deserted Deanobox estate today lads: advertiserandtimes.co.uk/vivid-homes-deferral

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You can just tell them about your dangerous political beliefs and they'll send you home.

Had one in Wessex just and been hearing loud shit in the distance since about 7am

"Boris Johnson is calling on British manufacturers to boost production of ventilators and other medical equipment to prepare for a significant increase in the number of coronavirus cases.

The prime minister has also warned private hospitals to prepare for an overspill of patients from the public health service.

In a conference call on Monday, Boris Johnson will urge manufacturers to join a “national effort” to tackle the virus.

Engineers have already been asked to draw up plans to quickly produce more ventilators in the UK amid concerns that critical care facilities will come under intense pressure as the Covid-19 crisis intensifies.

In Monday’s call, the Prime Minister will confirm that the government will buy up stocks of new ventilators that can be produced."

Wouldn't be the first time, never seen that many though.

>2020
>Believing anything written in the daily fail

>Ballymena: Youths attack man with severe learning difficulties
niiiiice

Isn’t this a monthly thing over there?

Praying for you guys.

isn't that normal?

fuck lads a brit/pol/ just flew over my house

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Couple of Chinooks hanging round in my garden looking shifty lads, might call the police

was is long and deep like a big fire work or short and shrill like a firecracker?
thats the difference between an exidental explosion like gas and a military type explosive.

>Oh my god the daylee mayulll!!!

i work from home though

5 helicopters or 1 helicopter flying 5 times?

100% of the people who have died had too much toilet paper.
Let that sink in.

legend

the jews ran dident they?
welp your fucked

>Or the gay's and tranny's know
*Or the gays and trannies know

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinookan_peoples

kek

Without thinking too much about the whole ordeal, I reached into the fridge to grab some strawberry yoghurt ; only after I open it and taste it I realized it is multi-frutti.

How could this happen; I am in shock

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rancid

fuck me lads, a harrier just landed on me roof top

Be a shame if someone put a brick through all those windows.

Do you really have to put beans on everything?

It is time

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could do with some time off work.

Justice for the Covid-96

Soufern saveloy here, just had an explosion in my pants when i thought of little madeleine mccann

>Isn’t this a monthly thing over there?
No. Would be excited here if it was.

This is good, just tell the companies "make the fucking things and we'll buy them"

>Among the manufacturing firms taking part in Johnson’s call will be Unipart Group, which makes precision parts and also manages large parts of the NHS warehousing and logistics chain.

>Unipart chairman John Neill said: “This is a critical initiative – there are a lot of talented people already working at a great speed on this, it has my and others’ full-hearted support.”

I bet it has, this will make him a very rich man. The hospital I work at is already clearing ward space and switching people to telephone appointments where they can. The extra couple of weeks warning is going to make all the difference.

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hidden SAM turrets up on tower blocks all over london being activated, search lights on too

WTF

underrated

yes

Have you been listening to Daughter of Albion on Youtube?

fuggg

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Things I care about:
Getting drunk

Things I don't care about:
Some cold

yes obviously

Seethenonce is a soft southern poof that’s scared of his own shadow. It all makes sense lol

>British army recruits desperately holding off the hordes of infected from taking all the bog rolls

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HOLY FUCK LEWISHAM BROS GO SEE THE HIGH STREET RIGHT NOW I AM NOT KIDDING IT IS LITERALLY HAPPENING

SHIT IS STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

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where in croydon , i heard nothing

fuck off nigger

Isn't that normal there?

East London here.

بِسْمِ اللّٰہِ الرَّحْمٰنِ الرَّحِیْم اَعُوْذُ بِاللّٰہِ مِنَ الشَّیْطٰنِ الرَّجِیْمِ رَبِّ زِدْنِیْ عِلْمًا

typical day in bongistan

pics or it dident happen

No, I do not know her at all.

Is she a youtuber?

Don't worry guys remember that time we got bombed, well still here aren't we

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fuck mate im here too
took some video just uploading it now

why the fuck do you put beans on everything

I am livid; I do not like multi-frutti, at all!

uh guys.. the roof of buckingham palace just flew over my house..

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my house just flew over my house

Especially pizza

this makes no sence, who the fuck would invade england and start with fucking london of all things.
unless you start live streaming right now im not believing a damn thing.

Lads there's some blokes wearing gasmasks and carrying rifles banging on my door and murmuring about 'got to deal with this street first'??? What the fuck do I do??

Why the fuck do you put sugar in everything

Its Corbyn, hes been activated.

Shout the N word at them to scare them off.

Overtime available at our many ventilator factories lads!

shoot him with the guns you dont have

>Engineers have already been asked to draw up plans

See! We were right to let them all in.

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how gassy is the average brit?

Everything's fine you can stop panicking guys. Just go back to your homes and wait this whole thing out. Your government is in complete control of the situation. There's absolutely no cause for alarm.

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What ever happened to this unfunny cunt?

most people down my street were just going with them
i did a runner

wtf is going on ever there

>imagine the smell

Aristotle just flew right up me bottle, chipped me Hampstead's, so I got a sherbet and had a right old rabbit with the strife who called me a trumpet so me old china have me a Godiva for me sherbert just flew over me kennel.

graffitimong heard a bang and got flashbacks to his friend getting hit by the 2230 to Victoria

why is there HFCS in your bread and why do you drink barbecue sauce?

throw your spoons at him

Wtf just got arrested for coughing I'm in the cells right now, this is my phone call they're talking of the death penalty

fooking ell lads,

geordie hier, the bluudy mackems are fooking crossint the tyne on fugin huge boats, they allreay took shields, shite lads am bricking it and praying to gazza

How the hell did you island monkeys manage to conquer the world?

It was really creepy desu. 45 abandoned houses that were never lived in. Empty police car also left there (my friend lives nearby and said the police car has been sat there for months)

oi you got a loicence for that couch?

its more of an insult to us then a compliment for them.
these creatures conquered the fucking world.

Meh. Here in rural Angus the best I saw was some teenage slapper wearing hotpants on the high street heading to the pub. I am too old to enjoy such a spectacle and immediately looked away and commented to the Mrs that I would never let our daughter go out like that.
In truth I was imagining the little slag moaning under my cock.
I envy you sarf coast boys with stuff flying over your houses. My house only yields stars above its roofline.

By taking risks like this one

Rude lad.

Yes. She has a nice voice and a lovely laugh.

youtube.com/channel/UC5dp17aXpuG-KVM_q3UERig

deanoboxes are just unsettling in general too

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Because beans are great.

Tim cook:
>In our workplaces and communities, we must do all we can to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Apple will be temporarily closing all stores outside of Greater China until March 27 and committing $15M to help with worldwide recovery.

Piers Morgan
>BREAKING: Apple closing ALL stores outside China, incl Britain, for 2 weeks. CEO Tim Cook says: 'The most effective way to minimize risk of the virus’s transmission is to reduce density and maximize social distance.'
So, again, why is British govt policy the complete opposite?

Alice Grant
>The real reason has little to do with the virus and everything to do with disruption of supply chains. Calm down Piers, you're getting hysterical
twitter.com/missalicegrant/status/1238902424154357761

Is she right?
Is apple disguising the break down in china's output as concern for the public?!
Anyone have any intel on how corona has effected foxconn production?
>*googles
>foxbusiness.com/technology/apple-good-news-foxconn-chinese-factories-running
huh, could really be about supply
she's a sharp girl

This guy reminds me of Shadiversity.

Probably left as a deterrent and theyve forgot about it kek

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personally i've stopped using any heating and am leaving a window open all day to try and build up some immunity

Beats me, I guess the rest of you were just shit.

>gassy
Not as much as the average Jew

I'm seriously tempted to drive there in the middle of the night and do just that. I'm surprised that squatters haven't moved in desu... I guess even they are too good for Deanoboxes

Me cat just smiled at me and my knees gave out.

This is getting out of control

Checked and Kekd.

She is indeed right, not as daft as she looks

usually a risk involves some sort of potential payoff

Dear Corona, purge the Labour voting shit, thanks.

shad is a fucking nerd and he could still beat 6 types of shit out of that faggot.

they were definitely used for something, or storing something

>South London just flew over my house

ALL of south London? Chap...

she's a mouthpiece just like katie whateverhernameis ffs

I lived in china for years. You know this doesnt actually do anything right?

pieces of it, anyway