/cvg/ - Coronavirus Gen #2067 - FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

What's going on in pasta nigger land?

very high

I'll take your bait, but CoV having a r0 of 2 is incorrect. Look further outside of the States, and readjust your calculations again.

Based I'm poster

Attached: 1584198122975.jpg (767x1024, 139.49K)

you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 3 rolls per day. If you have a family of 5, that's 105 rolls a week. Over 437 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

You can't expand beyond that, it's gonna look gross

MIGRATE.

I heard there will be one so now I want one

Someone already made it.

THREE ROLLS A DAY PER PERSON? Literally what the fuck.

gay

REMAIN ALERT TO CHINK PROPAGANDA EFFORTS:

twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1238526519535943680

twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1238860549909348354

twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1238926145384579073

Attached: 1549569219492.jpg (346x366, 42.08K)

I thought this was a burger made out of nothing. Why does the death count keep going up?

>bought 5 masks so I could trade for food

Attached: coronachan (13).png (1054x1156, 1.3M)

>r0 of 2
you are now actually lying, coping nothingburger faggot boomer literally cannot process what is happening

the AMERICAN FEDERAL Los Alamos National Laboratory reported an r0 of 5-8 2 months ago you utter retard

you really think we would have a national emergency declared by Trump if this was a flu-like virus with an r0 of 2?

holy fuck man

Attached: 1584222030909.webm (360x640, 1.54M)

THIS IS THE FLU BRAH PLS STOP SCARING ME

Attached: 1580153017339.png (394x360, 143.53K)

DIAMOND PRINCESS 7 dead 456 recovered. Safe to say that is the true death rate of this thing when mild cases are tested. Only problem is that if hospital beds are full, there could be more deaths. However that cruise was full of oldies so those two things cancel out a bit. Obviously this is a happening but it's not going to get apocalyptic or anything.

Don't forget, there won't be any trading for you unless you have some weapons
Without any people will just rob you instead

>Calling what the virus is going to do before the time that it is supposed to have do it.

This is like, an appeal to your own clairvoyance or some shit. Your math is whack and it isn't that far into spring yet so what are you even on about? This is some seriously shitty bait. Totally boomer-tier and unbased.

Good thing I have 10 guns and a sword.

Die memflag.

Attached: unnamed.jpg (343x512, 82.99K)

IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS
>IGNORE THE DRUMPFTARDS

Remember that time jews paralyzed the west then proceeded to flood our countries with migrants while we were distracted?

YES YES YES!

FIRST PRESUMPTIVE CASE HERE!

Now, hurry up and close the college. I wanna be a NEET

Attached: Screenshot_20200314-195811_Chrome.jpg (1080x2220, 637.82K)

I come bearing gifts.

Attached: ETBYA4rU0AAPa6a.jpg (1080x1350, 157.31K)

What is he thinking now?

Attached: Capture+_2020-03-14-16-22-15.png (660x357, 64.48K)

Reminder

Attached: 3894753894.jpg (1265x3586, 1.22M)

ITS DELAYING MY SPACESHIP QQ

It's like 7000% more deadly

Coronachan has killed more jobs than people.
Mission failed.

Calm down Chang

>Kushner
I bet they don't think the same about Israel restricting travel from ALL foreigners

Tits or gtfo

this is the greatest "i told you so" in modern history. im so fuckin smug telling my nomrlanigger 'friends' i told you so. god im so fucking erect

>Down the street, a group of friends waiting to get into The Boss Bar passed around a flask of whiskey and a bottle of hand sanitizer. They chased each shot with a pump of sanitizer to disinfect their hands.

>“I’m not about to put my life on hold because this is going around,” said Kyle Thomas, a nurse from Colorado who flew in to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with his Chicago friends.

>Thomas said he had planned the trip to Chicago months ago, and although he was “taking the coronavirus seriously,” he wasn’t about to cancel plans.

>“I’m being careful, I’ve got my hand sanitizer, and I’m washing my hands,” Thomas said. “So much has already been canceled and we might be overreacting.”

Attached: 40B390E0-19A1-4180-9617-886FDA17582B.jpg (1221x1926, 1.4M)

medium.com/@rossjenk32/what-managed-decline-in-liverpool-can-teach-us-about-conservative-attitudes-towards-vulnerable-a86b6f10a229

Attached: lp1.jpg (662x952, 228.45K)

>“I’m not about to put my life on hold because this is going around,” said Kyle Thomas, a nurse from Colorado who flew in to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with his Chicago friends.
What a faggot, is this what being a normalfag is supposed to be?

Attached: lp2.png (595x625, 146.84K)

Post some end of the world music, lads. I'll start.
youtube.com/watch?v=C5uEH4umV_U

Attached: 1583704356985.png (714x762, 626.49K)

Attached: 1584209024048.png (797x1024, 283.22K)

>kyle
>a nurse

>managed decline
this is the western strategy, just get pozzed and die

democrats are so pathetic. you are intellectual idiots and emotionally unbalanced subhumans

>keep waiting for the fatality rate to go down
>keeps going up because of fucking Italy
They probably have a ridiculously high undetected case rate because they're in full panic mode and too busy with people fucking dying to test others, r-right

>What a faggot, is this what being a normalfag is supposed to be?
Yeah, this is what these cocksuckers do. They get on a plane, go to a bar/concert/club, drink, repeat, and they will spread this shit everywhere

30,000 NEW CASES IN 3 DAYS

Attached: coraona 14 03 2020.png (1056x1539, 143.36K)

That is awesome friendo

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COUNTRY LIST COCKSUCKERS

i.4cdn.org/gif/1584103386702.webm

Attached: gorona.png (990x680, 231.66K)

kek this shit is one of the best pastas of this virus outbreak cuz it always gets tons of (You)s.

>Elon Musk March 6th: "Coronavirus panic is dumb!"
Today: "great I can use this to crisis to tell stockholders why were weren't going to make our deadlines anyways. And now I can get free money from the Feds, again. Sweet. (takes a bong hit)

>archive.is/XxLE3
either mistake or bullshitting, the link says nothing about infertility at all

>CoV having a r0 of 2 is incorrect
yeah some have it as low as 1.4, some, MAX 3.6.... average is two

doomsday faggot

need other location recover rate separate, chinas recover rate is bullshit and skewing our stats

These threads are propagating like the virus

>confirmed
Hold up wait no one minute
What if what if some or even many of those flu deaths were misdiagnosed coronavirus bmmmm

k

Is all of this satire or are people actually doomsday prepping?

its just a joke bro

Went to get some groceries a few hours ago and made this vid, people are somewhat panicked since things like meat vanished and there's a significative lack of things like butter and rice, except the more expensive brands, but TP was doing fine.

Made a couple more vids, will convert and post in a sec.

Attached: WhatsApp Video 2020-03-14 at 18.34.41.webm (640x360, 492.21K)

R.i.P in peace NL

Attached: NorthernLion.png (595x870, 432.99K)

I hope they do that. This will make the world quit china cold turkey!
We should have listened to Douglas MacArthur when he wanted us to bnuke the chinks back in 1950!
But, this is something that can still be rectified.

Attached: douglas.jpg (1200x1200, 134.33K)

>Madrid
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wm21qfEaOSw

>So this is where your world
>Gets turned upside town
>We're spreading the infection
>One drunken night at a time

Corona vanished too, there's two medium size boxes below so it's not just these three bottles but it makes me think some people are probably buying them for meme sake.

It at least proves the low sales on Corona beer was an amerifat thing.

Attached: WhatsApp Video 2020-03-14 at 18.53.08.webm (640x360, 335.48K)

The morons here flock to buy meat from the main supermarkets.Those are almost exclusively sell import meat (except chicken) from Spain, Germany, maybe Holland. They still think the trucks will keep coming

i hope he dies from holes in his lungs

lucky bastard, im rolling with an ABEK+ P2 prefilter, am certainly fugged in the long run unless i manage to yoink something better

Was almost starting to get concerned. Thanks fren.

I'm ready to kill my neighbour when this shit goes down. He'll learn he shouldn't have called the cops on us so many times.

Boy, I can NOT WAIT

In Minecraft.

Attached: 1582835831174.png (255x207, 82.22K)

There's little to no meat but I can see the appeal, buy a bunch, freeze it and you can meat for months.

Attached: WhatsApp Video 2020-03-14 at 18.38.11.webm (640x360, 2.87M)

>the bill the US passed "giving sick time" only grants 10 days off
>doesn't apply to companies with more than 500 workers or less than 50 workers
OH WAAAGGGIIIIEEEE

Attached: 1576545763595.jpg (1548x1468, 470.39K)

youtu.be/AoMbTEClj2Y

Utah Jazz player that tested positive also infected a child he signed an autograph for lol

The Chinese linear spike is probably the only part of their graph that is even close to the real numbers.

Day three of quarantine. I can hardly tell. One bleeds into the next. I’ve been requesting grilled cheese for minutes. Hours maybe. I stare at the ceiling and slowly realize that I will die here.

Attached: IMG_20200314_141948.jpg (750x792, 34.31K)