/cvg/ - Coronavirus Gen #2067 - HE DOESN'T DRINK COW URINE TO CURE HIMSELF WHAT A LOSER EDITION

POLICE OF MADRID CLEARING THE STREETS: GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES, FOR THE WELL BEING OF ALL
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► Detected: 158,241 ► Died: 6014

ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN
>ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN
ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN

Bill Mitchell updates
twitter.com/mitchellvii

Trump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_
archive.is/tcgPv

France closes schools and universities
archive.is/eSVG9

More than 100 US colleges shut down, go online
archive.is/DW1V2

>RESEARCH
>UPDATE ON GERMANY 14.03.

>850 NEW INFECTIONS:
>4525 TOTAL INFECTIONS +23,13%
>0 NEW DEATHS:
>8 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 14.03. 20:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost
Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

>REMINDER
Male infertility confirmed
archive.is/XxLE3

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns
983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
archive.is/1WTiA

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U
Merkel: "Cut social contacts, wherever possible."
German virologist: "Don't put children of critical workforce together."

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

>LATEST CASES (Saturday)
UK: +10 deaths (50% OF ALL DEATHS)
Former Soviet Republic of Estonia: +30 cases
Athens: +2 deaths
Iberia: +609 cases, +58 deaths
Persia: +1365 cases, +97 deaths
Empire of Korea: +107 cases, +5 deaths

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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>LIVE WORLD COUNTER STREAM
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Trump tested positive

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This virus is over hyped,

9/11 was a way bigger happening on here and in real life.
This will not have nearly the same impact, economically, socially or otherwise.

>Major Impact of 9/11, Something Corona will never do:
www.kqed.org/lowdown/14066/13-years-later-four-major-lasting-impacts-of-911
www.thebalance.com/how-the-9-11-attacks-still-affect-the-economy-today-3305536
www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_effects_of_the_September_11_attacks .

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Here's a PROTIP for people who actually need toilet paper but can't find it because of all the panicking dipshits:

Go check your local restaurant supply stores. They'll probably still have a large stock of paper, be it the large rolls or small single rolls, and at a much lower price than the grocery store or Walmart sells it at. It's not the best paper, but it's still better than wiping with a sock.

For example: restaurantsupply.com/commercial-toilet-paper-and-toilet-tissue

They probably also have cleaning supplies and sanitizers too.

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Sacre Bleu Mon Ami

nah

kill yourself

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Shut the fuck up, CIDF.

a secret i wasn't willing to share

>GIF
Never forget you can have fun with memes and be antisemitic at the same time
You're not going to forget that, are you, user?

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Busfags can't recover from this

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This is without exaggeration the biggest threat humanity has ever faced to it's own survival.

What we're seeing now is just the issues that come directly from the sickness. Lockdowns, deaths, panic, all that nonsense.

But what happens when it's all "over" and "cured"? China is already essentially saying they're going to use this as a way to flex their muscle and more or less take over the world trade, the ramifications of this are dire.

It's begun:
>Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.
We're at this stage now. Next comes War
>When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from the earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him.
Then Famine
>When He broke the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, "Come." I looked, and behold, a black horse; and he who sat on it had a pair of scales in his hand. And I heard something like a voice in the center of the four living creatures saying, "A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; but do not damage the oil and the wine."

And finally. Death
>When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.

The apocalypse is coming. Make your peace with God now.

How's france? Any dead shitskins yet?

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>This will not have nearly the same impact, economically
The deaths may be lower than expected, but the economic impact i think will be awful

Why wont germany go on lockdown? All of the top 5 most infected countries in europe have lockdown except us

/ptg/ should be classified as a mental illness

China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

>China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

>China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

>China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

>China hints at denying Americans life-saving coronavirus drugs

foxnews.com/world/chinese-deny-americans-coronavirus-drugs
>foxnews.com/world/chinese-deny-americans-coronavirus-drugs


In an article in Xinhua, the state-run media agency that's largely considered the mouthpiece of the party, Beijing bragged about its handling of COVID-19, a virus that originated in the city of Wuhan and has spread quickly around the world, killing nearly 5,000 people and infecting thousands more. The article also claimed that China could impose pharmaceutical export controls which would plunge America into "the mighty sea of coronavirus."

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Reminder to all Germanons to get your savings out of the bank.
In germany we have a bail in law that means that the bank can just take your assets if it crashed.

< 100K should be insured and not touched, but lets see how long this limit is actually upheld when the banks go tits up.

larp faggot

>Male infertility confirmed
> archive.is/XxLE3

nothing in there about that

>one layer recycling sandpaper
Thanks, I'll be using the shower.

This. tards gonna tard I guess. In a month I will mock these retards as they deny having ever been a happening nigger. Pathetic

Aside Home Depot, what are the other brands of hardware/supply store for professionals and industries ?

There are more young people sick than the general public believes. This is not a boomer remover

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Does anyone have those tables of long-term SARS effects on health? They are not included in the Pastebin. Need to redpill some retards.

A party political broadcast from the UK Conservative Party

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Jesus it's not that big of a problem.

based

i assume only someone being paid by china could still write something this retarded

>implying i dare venturing into big cities

Why are normies so aggressively mainstream?

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who the fuck is this bill mitchell faggot and why is he in the general?

meanwhile in Paraguay

twitter.com/GustavoVelazque/status/1238865354308423683?s=20

everybody's dead EVERYBODY'S DEAD

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Not enough deaths for our politicans to justify them yet.

>implying a local terrorist incident that killed a few deserved mutts is the equal of a global pandemic

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Sharing it with our fellow Corona-chan acolytes is fine. Just don't share it with normies.

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Gonna repost here:

Back in the last week of december/first week of january I got extremely sick, I've never been as sick as that. Basically got all the symptoms of wuflu besides pneumonia. Went to my doctor and he prescribed me tussinex to stop the coughing and help me sleep and gave me penicillin (he told me it's just a virus but to be safe he'll give me some anti biotics).

The symptoms and whatever else from what I can remember:

>muscle pain
>shortness of breath at times, not consistent, there was a stretch of ~2 days or so where breathing was kinda hard
>fever/sweats initially
>constant coughing
>sinuses filling nonstop, mucus was yellow/green
>felt cold
>0 appetite, just ate bananas and plain rice
>STILL coughing every now and then
>eyes crusting/discharge from eyes, got to the point where I'd wake up and wouldn't be able to open my eyes without warming up the crust with a wet warm rag

My father had it much much worse, and he's never one to feel or express pain when he's sick and yet he was groaning a lot from the pain (he's a smoker so maybe he was hit harder?).

It might just have been a very bad case of the flu. Then again, I haven't taken the flu vaccine since 2010 and never got sick beyond some colds.

Could it have been corona?

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HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD
>HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD
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>HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD
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>HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD
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>HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD
HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD
>HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD

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Wierd how this day used to be dedicated to a saint who converted ireland and now its just an excuse to get as drunk as possible.

Estonia has more than 100 cases now? WTF are those snowniggers doing?

They're immune, user.

I'm going to sleep

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Link to article?

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WHO THE FUCK IS THE FAGGOT THAT KEEPS CHANGING THE HAIR TO PISS

Because Merkel is hoping to sit that one out, like every other crisis.

Let them try and the US will totally block all trade with China.

THE FUCK

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i just hope our defence forces would call out reserves to help with this shitshow, i would gladly help in anyway.

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Let me have it.

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Ehm, what's going on in Israel?
Is people really breaking the quarentine?

twitter.com/descifraguerra/status/1238948729220202504

It is it just removes the rest of people as well

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>they're drinking cow piss now

I work in a gym and it's always Indian people that disgust me and everyone else around them with their behaviour. Yesterday I overheard them loudly talking to each other in the gym making fun of people hoarding toilet paper and saying "It is stupid! We have TWO hands. We have been given TWO hands to clean ourselves!" like not even as a joke. I'm going to lose my shit if my work shuts down because Pajeet notgot his asshole germs on the machines. They have no fucking shame and I hope Corona-Chan wipes out these third worlders.

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there are many smaller shops in france, look for paint selling shops, car consumable stuff for garages and shit, they'll have respirators with P3 filters in stock as well as large tissue rolls used to wipe cars and mask non metallic parts when painting a car

why niggers arent dropping dead like italy or china doesn't china owns africa at this point

Not larping, he gave me penicillin and told me it was probably just a virus but to be safe.

He's a really quick in n out doc and originally a 3rd worlder

I took the bus 2 days ago and there was an elderly coughing man sitting across from me. I sneezed a few times and have felt completely exhausted and almost fainted yesterday. So far no other symptoms though

>PANDEMIC AAAAA SCARY WORD!!!!

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Bros my uni just went balls deep. Campus completely closed and next quarter is entirely online. Before they were fencesitting and said "online until at least April 3"

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Why is she piss like blonde? Not canon

>Here's a PROTIP for people who actually need toilet paper but can't find it because of all the panicking dipshits:
>Go check your bank. They'll probably still have a large stock of cash, be it tens or twenties, and at a much lower price than toilet paper. It's not the best paper, but it's still better than wiping with a sock.
>For example: theconversation.com/a-toilet-paper-run-is-like-a-bank-run-the-economic-fixes-are-about-the-same-133065
>They probably also have pens and lollipops too.

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Testing, probably

what if the internet goes down? could that happen?

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In most US cities there will usually be smaller stores/warehouses specializing in various supplies for restaurants and small businesses. The website I linked should give a general idea of what you'd find in a brick and mortar store along those lines.

is capitalism finally collapsing?

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It is a Chinese virus. It originated from China. It was caused by Chinese people eating vermin.

shiiiiieeeeeeeet

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I NEED TO WIPE, PLEASE LET ME WIPE AAARRGH

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why hasn’t anyone posted country totals for a few threads now

basado y rojoempastillado

Yeah and thats bullshit too probably how do we have 10 times less deaths than frankreich but just as many reported cases

I doubt it.

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When haven't they been? If you were to change the mainstream to fascism, their brains would just switch and accept it as if they were never like this.

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Are your balls still working and your T levels still up ?

Thanks man. Stay safe

Every day some more normies realise that "it's just a flu bro" doesn't really line up with the observations.
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cliffs:
>40 to 50 dutch corona patients are on ICU
>over half of them is younger than 50
>youngest is a 16-year-old
>2 patients have been on ventilation for three weeks now
>even biggest ICUs only have a capacity for 30 patients per hospital

twitter.com/russian_market/status/1238947193081430028

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also, on ebay, isopropyl alcool 99%

Same happening across the UK, originally idea was for two weeks or so but more and more unis are just shutting down for the rest of the year.

I haven't heard from mine yet but I assume it's coming soon.

im buying all the internet as we speak lmao. preppers didn't see this coming, you can have he food lmao.

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GUATEMALA BANS AMERICANS AMID CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC

dailycaller.com/2020/03/14/guatemala-americans-ban-coronavirus/

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>memeflag
>shit quality post
yep

DAILY REMINDER
remember closing schools and colleges won't stop the spread or protect anyone
literally BILLIONS cannot work from home. Over HALF the work force are employed by factories. our nation's leaders have a choice to make.

if you get infected at work you're just going to bring it back home and it'll continue its community spread. so if our president and governors do not close all work places soon its official we will not recover.

so what will it be? Green arrows and numbers on a computer? or 340 Million People?

Yeah, I was kinda confused after reading it too

>toyota tokyo olympic ad
>you can feel the magic in the air
youtube.com/watch?v=asTFtXaX1BQ

How dare you suggest a nurse to have a little restraint when a highly infectious disease is going around? What's next? Rationing in war time? Refusing her to go to restaurants every night when you just lost your job and you're on a tight budget? baka

my t levels are probably low since I'm on finasteride anyway but yeah I can still coom fine

It heavily depends on the time of infection, time of detection and age distribution.
I assume each was a lot shorter/younger for Germany than it was for France.

Pretty unlikely unless you're an MP who recently served. I would love to help too but hundreds of thousands of reservists needed isn't on the cards.

>Male infertility confirmed
>archive.is/XxLE3

what? How is it confirmed?

Unironically all the TP was sold out at my local supermarket, good thing we have more than enough to last for a while

>10 pages of obituaries

twitter.com/NaomiOhReally/status/1238868163208634371

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Senator Josh Hawley calling out Chink propaganda regarding the Wuhan virus:

twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1238526519535943680

twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1238860549909348354

twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1238926145384579073

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>No car
>City
>Bus to get my supplies
Aaaaaaa

Jesus the ICU at the hospital I work at has a max capacity of 120 patients and I'm not even in a big city.

Such a fun thread to read archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/uid/7bgvDDu6/

>Spanish flu (literally just the flu)
500k deaths in 3 months

>Corona (literally a nothingburger)
~200k infected in 3 months

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You already know the answer to that, and it's not the correct one.

>He didn't prep by downloading internet archives onto flash drives
I'm going to shitpost through this apocalypse with or without you

Shut the fuck up Christcuck, shouldn't you be Q posting somewhere else?

Are the Olympics going to be cancelled?

Finasteride is a gateway to transitioning.

Roll. In the Bag. Now.

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kill yourself

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When the fuck is the government going to shut down all schools and universities here? Buenos Aires is going to become a massive hellhole soon

Go back to facebook.

sweet

>virus is over hyped
doesn't matter, only thing that does is people's reaction.

>not using designated water bottle and your own hand to wipe as allah commands
You're still on time off you want to repent and live piously

NO! I also had that around christmas, the important thing with corona is the DRY deep cough - no slime comes up. just blood

good thing everyone in my household is unemployed

Hand. It. Over. Now.

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What is up with here eyes?? Creepy wrinklespic.

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The whole campus, huh? Gee that's much more than half of fucking Europe closing down borders (finally)

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY ZOOMERBROS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOOMER REMOVER!!!!!!!!!

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Anyone think that if Trump tests positive, they'll just claim he tested negative?

I work at Walmart and I sure as hell am still going into work if I catch it. My options are homelessness or spreading this disease. Don't blame me, blame Walmart and crapitalism

yes i bet the whole world was watching when there was like 500 infected in butt fuck nowhere and started counting from then

Any progress with the pill or it just stabilized ?

This is just the plot of SMT Nocturne. We should all go to the Shinjuku Medical Center before the world ends

>p-pls let me have my h-happening

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Humble reminder that only Shitholes got infected and quarantined

Blonde Corona is perfectly fine, user, she's been around for ages.

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>10 pages of boomers
boomer remover earns it's name
all hail boomer remover.

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STOP FILLING MY DAMN TOYOTAS WITH PLASTIC AND SHITTY ELECTRONICS GREEDY NIPS

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if I lose my hair I won't be able to get pussy anymore

kill yourself

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911 was a overrated nothingburger

>soulless millennials who hate their parents are masturbating to this

definitely, okay back to boxing i sure hope i don't get infected at my gym, haha

(kill me)

Victoria, Australia reporting In.
Things are Fucking Fucked Big Time Lads.
Supermarkets yesterday before lunch were packed. I'm told now that mass stripping of shelves is occuring.
Wake up 2hrs ago, Sunday, to this headline.
Victorians told to stockpile 2 weeks of food.
(have all my preps for 6-9 months bought last month and january thanks to you glorious bastards)
Still need to prep more, need to get fancy food.
Expect the banks to fail.
Savings will be lost.
West wont have peak saturation for another 4 months, then another 4 months of lowering stats they say.
This isnt going to happen. Much longer.
Expect mass layoffs.

Just a reminder, Yas Forums is always fucking right.
Stay Safe Anons. I'm an OldFag.
Love you guys.

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oh yea, let me just get my spanish-flu virus test in 1918, to confirm all the infections since the outbreak began

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Does anyone else still feel like this will fizzle out in about a week

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make black hair version

Woah bro

Yep. But we're going to shoot ALL the communists before we're done.
Fuck you very much.

Earlier today, I was contacted by a government scientist who offered to tell me the TRUTH about what the coronavirus REALLY is.

When I went to meet him, he was DEAD.

Shot twice in the head, government style.

Be careful out there.

I see. I had wet coughs where I'd often try and force clear.

I'm not losing hair anymore (was thinning at the crown)

If you wanna burn the city you better get ready to have your hair burnt off

>when you're free to move anything is possible
You can go anywhere if you have a car.

>kill yourself

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Holy shit!
Imagine being this fucking delusional

when you trusting chink shill, this is would happen to you

sauce twitter.com/TuCaoFakeNews/status/1238921850102505472?s=19

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Hand it over. That thing, your TP roll.

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>HALF IN ICU UNDER 50 YEARS OLD
>old people just die faster

They're closing the liquor stores NOOOOo

BREXIT: CORONAVIRUS SPARKS CALLS TO EXTEND EU TRANSITION PERIOD

Its all starting to make sense now.

theguardian.com/politics/2020/mar/14/calls-to-extend-eu-transition-period-as-europe-fights-coronavirus?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_b-gdnnews&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1584209590

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GIVE. ME.THE ROLL

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No

Listen to the smartest poo
youtube.com/watch?v=mP-mCfo4-f8

He's King of the Boomers

Protip: you're already fucked
I've seen many guys my age try lots of shit to reduce hair loss. Nothing really worked and it wasn't like their hair regrew.

IDS HABBENING, ARGENTINE FOOTBALL PLAYERS REFUSE TO PLAY DUE TO CORONAVIRUS

Territorial troops are a thing, but there is very little point of calling them now since you can't exactly drown this virus in corpses like you can russian spetznas.

What will she do when Bernie drops out and endorses the winner again?

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That's like half the capacity of my entire country. We're so fucked.

>Men are hit harder by the virus
>b-but muh women
Fucking hell really?
Waking up dead is far worse than having to work you stupid moist hole

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BREAKING: Seychelles confirms first two cases of #COVID19. Two Italian citizens who were visiting the country have tested positive, according to the island nation's health commissioner
twitter.com/cgtnafrica/status/1238896647356198915
italians unstoppable!

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Gimme the sauce

fug wrong post

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Son watches father scan obituary columns in search of absent school friends
While his generation digests high fibre ignorance
Cowering behind curtains and the taped up painted windows
Decriminalised genocide, provided door to door Belsens
Pandora's box of holocausts gracefully cruising satellite infested heavens
Waiting, the season of the button, the penultimate migration
Radioactive perfumes, for the fashionably, for the terminally insane, insane
Do you realise? Do you realise?
Do you realise, this world is totally fugazi

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>tfw laugh at all the pollacks panicking over wuflu
>don’t prep
>now everywhere with 250+ people is cancelled excluding hospitals and stores
>all toilet paper, any cleaning supplies, canned foods, ramen, etc is literally gone from all the stores in my city in Oregon
>k-12 cancelled until further notice
>colleges only doing online classes
>Disney is cancelled until further notice
>DISNEY
>TRUMP IS TAKING AWAY MY FOOD NEETBUX SO I CANT EVEN LAST MINUTE PREP

OH FUCK OH GOD

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>Yes sir, I need two thousand tp for today.

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Somalia confirmed superpower by the end of the year

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Germany is suspiciously accurate in their population pathogen death models

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

i was thinking maybe we could ease the burden on healthcare workers even a little bit. there must be something even an ordinary joe with a little preparation and education can do.

>Earlier today, I was contacted by a government scientist who offered to tell me the TRUTH about what the coronavirus REALLY is.
>When I went to meet him, he was DEAD.
>Shot twice in the head, government style.
>Be careful out there.

Even a larp now is very real to the true situation.

I know finasteride won't last forever, it'll maintain what I've got for the next ~10 years I'm hoping, by then there will be better treatments and if not that then there are hair transplants.

He's some random boomer who doesn't really believe in the coronavirus pandemic.
S01boy niggers post him all the time for reasons only estrogen-brains can understand.

Its weird that anybody celebrates it at all.

It's an American thing. Not even real Irish people go crazy for it like the yanks do.

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So, any male who gets it, regardless of age, is going to be infertile?

Damn. That's fucked up

I'm going to guess these are "live fast die young"-unhealthy traveling type people who caught Corona outside the country, and then got sick back home.
It is a plausible theory because we haven't seen 'younger' people in need of hospitalization due to Corona elsewhere, atleast no in numbers of 20 to 25.

So uh where is male infertility “confirmed”? Faggot LARPers

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I'm immune.

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too late faggot, i already bought it all.

You wont be missed.

Then they will sign their death certificate. US after 9/11 went into countless wars.

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Is this a cult leader?

So what's the strategy after the closing down of society guys?
It's innevitably going to come back and then what? Repeat the process I suppose and keep holding out for a vaccine which would be a first for a coronavirus.

wowee, its not like the herald sun to
fear monger either

>tfw got 24 rolls stockpiled
That should last me a few days? right...?

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30 year old boomers, feel the cold hand of death too.

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archive.is/mvOIT

Bologna still looks beautiful.

YOU WERE WARNED, GOOD LUCK WIPING

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I'll miss him