/cvg/ - Coronavirus Gen #2067

Keep Calm and Get Culled From The Herd

go fuck yourself china.

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Yes. Unironically.
5000 dead. 7.7 Billion people still alive.

Sun keeps shining, birds keep chirping, waves keep crashing on the shore.
We remain unaffected by this in the slightest way.

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GUYS

I just tried sardines for the first time and WOW! Why did I wait until the end of the world before I tried this amazing canned delicacy? Stocking up even more now. I only have about 15 cans as is. I'm going to need at least twice as much if not more. Still rocking lots of tuna and spam as well.

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Senator Josh Hawley calling out Chink propaganda over the Wuhan virus:

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>quarantine the weak
>let the health population become immune
>back on our feet when wave 2.0 hits the rest of the world

you laugh now but you wont be laughing later

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No I didn't mean for drinking lol, for surface disinfection

/LOOK AT THESE 78IQ WORK DODGERS FUCKin BOOMERS PEN1SSUCC HAPPYKEK2020 B1LL1AM GaYT3S DID this FUCC KEK COMMENTERS THE USA and UK IS FUCKKED PEN1SBURGERS OVER 90400000 DEAD

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FOR FUCKS SAKE BORIS
QUARANTINE NOOOOOW
I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK

>tfw work in a call centre and until they are all dead these old cunts will keep calling

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MIGRATE

Yeah bro, back then it was /n/, but those were some crazy memes that were posted right after 9/11.

yea no that would start a world war.
so yea i hope they do just that.

>3+ strains
>antibodies leave the system in 6 months
>permanent organ damage

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>spain
>Catalonia

>Spain And Catalonia

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I’ve also got this small axe to split normie skulls when I go raid Walmart

Might ask my mom to send me some money so I can get a gun

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WHY DOES IT SAY 6014 DIED
FUCKING ANSWER ME

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20 years later we still are terrified of exploding shoes and nail clippers in every airport on Earth

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Tie a small scarf to the neck...so it will confuse your enemies when you swing it around

Viruses aren't bombs. They take time. Look at how China has been dealing with this, most have been out of work for over a month now.

this.

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huh no kidding might have to give that a shot

>post yfw you aren't a bong

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Implying the virus wont mutate making immunity impossible

I have a morbidly obese boomer coworker with a very active social life (he’s fun to be around, very friendly and funny) who’s still claiming it’s nothing.

I’m gonna miss him.

My gf’s zoomer idiot brother is getting back from Florida today because >muh spring break

He’s gonna stay with his parents too who are already sick.

Is he stupid, suicidal or just really hates his parents?

your not much better there bub

Sure you will... When you're not busy smoking on that degenerate pipe of yours I'm sure you will find the time to swin that axe twice and miss both times before you run out of breath and get popped in the chest by a black women with a snubby.

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Now they are doing it so openly even normies can see China wants death to america.

I really hope death to CCP and True China from Taiwan taking over.

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kek.we eat that everyday here

THIS GAY ASS FAKE SPOOK THREAD GAS A FAKE LINK UNDER MALE INFERTILITY CONFIRMED

HERD

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At this rate, the only thing I'm worried about is if I get to wipe my ass properly at least before washing it. Rather not have it messy. Corona is getting old fast.

0.7ml For 1 gallon of water. 30 min wait time.

So which of you lockdown faggots are looking forward to dying in the deadlier second wave this christmas?

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>AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN
Catalonia is Spain though

You're all gonna die brahs

9/11 was 2 and a bit years before Yas Forums existed you fucking newfag

nah bro I'm a seasoned outdoorsman

China has to suffer severe retribution after causing all this bullshit.

>Catalonia is Spain though
Mamma mia!

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>SPAIN AND CATALONIA

Wtf are you talking about you fucking german renegade? You should be angeschloßen noch einmal. Long live Greater Germany

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> A fucking mutt thinking the two jew pillars being exploded was the worst happening in the history of mankind

Khruschev should've nuked those subhumans.

If you ever have the chance, try sardines (the good ones, not the canned stuff) on a bbq

DAILY REMINDER
remember closing schools and colleges won't stop the spread or protect anyone
literally BILLIONS cannot work from home. Over HALF the work force are employed by factories. our nation's leaders have a choice to make.

if you get infected at work you're just going to bring it back home and it'll continue its community spread. so if our president and governors do not close all work places soon its official we will not recover.

so what will it be? Green arrows and numbers on a computer? or 340 Million People??

How easily the people of Europe fall into martial law without even a peep.

DIAMOND PRINCESS 7 dead 456 recovered. Safe to say that is the true death rate of this thing when mild cases are tested. Only problem is that if hospital beds are full, there could be more deaths. However that cruise was full of oldies so those two things cancel out a bit. Obviously this is a happening but it's not going to be an apocalypse or anything.

>let the health population become immune

Funny, considering that coronavirus passes the immune system. White cells just hug it but macrophages don't eat it.

The only correct way to deal with the virus would involve destroying it's RNA.

We are all neets anyway so it's not that much different

>BILLIONS cannot work from home
That's where you're wrong kiddo
The time of wagie is over
The era of NEET has come

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>Green arrows and numbers on a computer? or 340 Million People??
lmao we're fucked

>Empire of Korea
But that's the best Korea and not the South Gookistan

Imagine being this stupid

f@cebook .com/catello.dicostanzo1/posts/2882141208547114

Try mackarel and haring.

Random chimp events are already beginning to occur across the world. It’s only a matter of time before the pavement apes begin acting in kind. We are fucked.

See

This shit, when its done, will reduce 9/11 to a minor footnote in history, worthy of no more than a sentence or two in tectbooks.

Unironically this.

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Catalonia is not a state. Fuck you

What is that? I can't log into facebook on this device.

1.53%...is that math right?

Some Israeli fags from the princess that japs declared recovered tested positive again in Israel

France government is lying about number of infected!!
google.com/amp/s/www.lemondemoderne.media/covid-19/amp/

Why aren't you guys posting country totals anymore?

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Say you have a new coof (symptoms) and have to self isolate for 7 days. End of next week we'll be under lockdown.

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Is it too late to buy body armor, boys? I don't want the ZOGs and nogs to slot me in the street but I don't know if I'd get it in the mail in time.

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We had another meeting on Friday, the NHS is quietly cancelling all non-essential and elective surgery to free up ITU beds.

The UK model predicts corona will peak in 14 weeks time, mid June. The plan is to free up as much space in hospitals to cope with the expected influx of geriatric cases.

Beyond that, not much else is going to change. Talk of quarantine is newspeak nonsense, they mean people living in care homes cancelling bus trips to markets, that sort of thing. If you get corona your employer is underwitten to give you seven days sick pay, pretty much no questions asked. As long as you're not an OAP or a mong with a faulty immune system you'll recover in four days or so.

The European models are based on population of smokers over 65, hence the varied responses. This strain of corona fucks up your lungs worse than others, and old people are succeptible to it. So if you have an elderly relative who smokes, now would be the perfect time to introduce them to alternatives.

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You still got at least 1 month until it's literally, unironically over, like full lockdown over.

So yeah, go now.

New numbers are rolling in too fast
Just go to worldometers

I tried to cap it but it says I need an account to see it....so fuck that

Thanks lad. Buying now.

see
thanks m8

we eat canned tuna in oil regularly
served hot with rice or potatoes makes up an excellent meal

Im having trouble finding good options on google, link please?

Salty

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

*yawn*
so when does the happening starts?

Why are americans so quick to give up all their rights? They all want literally want probes shoved up their ass and to be placed in solitary confinement

It's the CCP beating the fuck out of anyone they see on a subway like a pack of rabid dogs

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
There are also jewtube live counts they update the fastest

>Down the street, a group of friends waiting to get into The Boss Bar passed around a flask of whiskey and a bottle of hand sanitizer. They chased each shot with a pump of sanitizer to disinfect their hands.

>“I’m not about to put my life on hold because this is going around,” said Kyle Thomas, a nurse from Colorado who flew in to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with his Chicago friends.

>Thomas said he had planned the trip to Chicago months ago, and although he was “taking the coronavirus seriously,” he wasn’t about to cancel plans.

>“I’m being careful, I’ve got my hand sanitizer, and I’m washing my hands,” Thomas said. “So much has already been canceled and we might be overreacting”

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Where are country stats wtf

Corona cunny!

thanks fren

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Developing a nasty cough this evening. Feel short of breath too.

Fuck

BEWARE THE SECOND WAVE!!!!!

BEWARE THE SECOND WAVE!!!!!

BEWARE THE SECOND WAVE!!!!!

BEWARE THE SECOND WAVE!!!!!

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Are people genuinely afraid of this virus or is this just a solid enough excuse for everyone to collectively fuck off from their work/school duties? Be honest.

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THREAD THEME!!!!!!
twitter.com/RealToxicStrain/status/1238886578157731840?s=19

best to get it now lad before the deadlier wave hits at christmas.
stay away from grandma and make sure you isolate

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>The attacks caused the Dow to drop almost 700 points
kek

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0.05 % concentration for skin use. Anything higher can cause irrita6and burns

I think its a nasty thing to get but it wont kill me.

Normally I wouldn't be too fussed but;

1. I have a 2 year old who will be screaming at me while I cough my lungs up
2. My wifes 8 months pregnant

These are added complications. If I could just hide in bed for a week I wouldn't care.

ISRAEL FULL WUHAN PRESS ON CITIZENS

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