RAIDERS VS. PREPPERS GENERAL
RAIDERS GET FUCKED EDITION
RAIDERS VS. PREPPERS GENERAL
Bentley Barnes
Brayden Gutierrez
>rice
oh nononono
Aaron Turner
Come out and play raider faggots! Let's see your fucking lame ass raider gear, and how you plan to fuck with the hundreds of thousands of us crazy mother fuckers.
Matthew James
And hundreds of pounds of beans, oats, pasta, honey, sugar, flour. But you keep poking fun at the delicious sack of sticky rice. Have fun your next attempt to resupply at the grocer.
Jace Diaz
Take your pick raiders.
Oliver Long
I only now noticed the pepes, kek.
Michael Hall
You funny guys. We raid you last.
Andrew Hill
Just give the leader the 00 buck, and if his little faggot followers are still hungry then feed them the other shells!
Benjamin Rodriguez
Jayden Clark
Good, we need a faggot topper for our corpse effigy, so I'm glad you're coming around a little later.
Julian Ramirez
Judging from that pick they just have to wait until you faggots are sodomising each other.
Asher Bell
>Implying we haven't done firing drills while plowing each other's brotherly anuses
Jordan Jenkins
>raiders
Life isn’t a zombie movie
Grow up
Jack Stewart
based
Tyler Allen
Glad somebody finally took note of those. Felt like I 3D printed them for nothing for a while.
Brayden Perez
And I assure you, redpilled.
Camden Sullivan
What now raiders?
Jayden Collins
I really do feel bad that you bongs don't have rights. We literally have more guns than we could even wield. We could arm your whole bong family.
Easton Young
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Landon Ortiz
Holy shit, what am I going to do?!
Josiah Long
>Hello. It is I, the Trader.
>My caravan of skelegate merchants has roamed this land since the Happening. Through good fortune and true conservative values, my nomadic legions have grown prosperous and lived to tell the tales of old.
>You seem like reasonable gentlemen. I have a special offer for you, if you would care to trade...
[Offered Inventory]
20 x Mira CBRN Filter
1 x RPG-7 launcher
8 x RPG ammo
3,938 x 7.62x51 NATO
10,498 x 5.56 NATO
5,393 x 9mm Luger
32 x Berkey filter cartridges
303 x US Military assorted MRE
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Parker Butler
Just ordered some flash bangs
Get fucked preppie just keep accumulating
Jackson James
I’ll burn your toilet paper to spite you’re dumb ass.
Brody Morgan
the jew sure do know how to stop a consumer deficit.
William Moore
Hello I can trade 4 pounds of rice,1 live chicken for one of those Mira filters and i'll give you 3 sleeves of vacuum-sealed deep-frozen fresh oreos for the RPG, 3 more sleeves for the rounds.
Dominic Ward
They look like airsoft guns user
Mason Martin
Kek! He bought firecrackers! Don't tell his mom.
Hunter Kelly
Omw
Jason Bailey
Heres mine, jus missing the mask.
Christopher Garcia
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
yeah ok
Hunter Gomez
.22 and fake suppressor, lmao.
Hi-point nigger tier jam-o-matic.
semi auto sheet metal nigger pistol with fake suppressor.
Walmart tier nigger guns,
Hunter Wilson
>Ayo , dis nigga gots dat poopoo paper!
>Sit back and watch as you get raped by feral niggers
>Nothin' personal, kid
Matthew Price
please
Asher Moore
Lol nah
Jordan Nelson
Wanna go raid some bitches?
Luis Sullivan
He's a raider. Nigger guns for nigger people
Luke Moore
Nah, I don't want to get shot. I've got everything I need.
If you really want some fun, we can go hunt raiders, though.
Jordan Wright
I demand a tribute of 2 rolls of 2-ply Charmin-grade toilet paper and a can of HEINZ beans, (Branston is not acceptable) a day. Anything less and we burn your fucking house down along with the toilet paper.
Brayden Cruz
They look like toy guns mate.
Ayden Miller
>retards posting gun collections in the thread
Can't wait to see this stupid frog thread on the 10 o'clock news
Luke Perry
LMAO watch this become a holiday like halloween
PREPWEEN EVERY MARCH ladies and gentlemen get out your hazmat suits and run for the toilet paper aisle at costco it's time to rehearse our doomsday fantasies
Nathan Green
>people bait for raiders
>people respond saying they won't be raiders
>ends up on the news
MFW that's retarded, so maybe.
Julian Lee
>resupply
>at a grocer
Lucas Howard
>Prepper
>Not survivor
>Using toilet paper and not a leaf
>Probably can't hunt
Truly pathetic.
I bet once you run out of TP you wipe with poison ivy.
Juan Gomez
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Just walk away. Give me the toilet paper, the rolls, and all the toiletries, and I'll spare your lives.Just walk away, I will give you safe passage outside. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
Isaiah Jackson
That’s the joke m8
Jaxon Baker
If I knew you had supplies but also had guns I'd just firebomb your house. If I can't have it no one can.
Oliver Sullivan
>player.additem f 999999
>buy all
Julian Martinez
canned chili is nigger-tier
Jose Brooks
Do you retards actually believe AMERICA will run out of food?
Owen Sanchez
me take you stash
me fuck you wife
Carter Nguyen
>what is water
Jonathan Reyes
He has a nice smile. :)
Jason Reyes
That’s the joke
Liam Martinez
>Just got back from Meijers (grocery store)
>Had to get some perishables & wanted to see
There was no milk, the bread was picked over, no buttwipe at all. No hand sanitizer, sanitary wipes, low on everything.
And this is a store in the heart of the stodgy midwest.
It's happening.
Josiah Collins
One for you, one for your boyfriend.
Brody Allen
>chili with no beans
>5 acres of tp
You are sending conflicting signals user
Zachary White
i bet you dont know how to shoot those let alone clean them effectively or take them apart you giant faggot. ill btfo you with my m4 and glock.
Matthew Clark
>meme guns
>junk guns
>like 2 fire arms worth a shit
Your collection is fucking shit you larger fag.
Liam Perry
I resupplying at your house, nigga.
William Walker
Shotguns in the age of body armor?
OOF
Jonathan Lee
You people laugh now, but these guys will be the KINGS of post-apocalyptic life. They thought ahead, they planned, and you didn't. Here's a quick scenario for you:
>13 months from now, after corona has killed off 75% of the US
>stores are empty, the dead just lay in the streets because no one will pick them up
>you ran out of supplies weeks ago, have to shit
>local TP Czar has taken over the largest house and rules all the lands for miles
>people pay fealty to the toilet paper Lord
>tributes of food, medicine, and their own daughters and wives to appease him
>you have nothing, but you still have needs. You hope the Lord will be merciful
>you head out to his palace, surrounded by 24/7 armed guards
>the guards strip you nearly naked, checking for anything of value
>then they escort you to the "throne" room
>there he sits, cool, calm, and collected. He has no issues emptying his bowels at any time
>a throne of TP, adorned with canned food, bottled water, and naked women
>you clench your cheeks and kneel before him
>"Speak, peasant" he commands, his voice booming and healthy. You know he dropped logs off today
>"P-please... My Lord... I need a roll... I don't have much to offer but I promise I will repay you somehow" you manage to squeak out
>"Oh, I'm sure we'll find something for you to do." The TP Czar chuckles. His guards chuckle. His concubines chuckle. Your face stings and your stomach hurts
>he picks up a small, half used roll of TP. Spits on it, then throws it on the ground before you.
>"T-thank you your majesty... Thank you!" You say, scooping up the TP
>"Do not forget the debt you now owe." The TP ruler says as you rush out of his palace. You feel as though you've just sold your soul, and that may be true, but at least you can go on living for a few more days
Easton Flores
*surrounds your house in the pitch black of night and sets it ablaze with molotovs, concealing us in darkness and lighting you up you're under a floodlight*
Your move, preppers.
Oliver Hughes
0.3 to 0.6% death rate.
Sebastian James
You are cool guys
Wish I had friends
Zachary Johnson
i'm taking this is an opportunity to create an armed militia and agree to protect people from raiders under the conditions that i have access to their supply stashes.