Darn, the media knows we have the antidote... only a matter of time until we got to share our stock of virus antidote with all these European deadbeats.
3000+ cases, only 6 days, the media is on to Germany!
Blake Ward
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Aaron Myers
Vitamin C and Chaga.
Hudson Robinson
It’s true, though. We extracted the antidote from pork sausage.
Caleb Phillips
Yeah the German government wouldnt lie to save face in an attempt to stop the rout on Deutsche Bank
Colton King
Guess what, we planted the whole thing to get back at thr whole world which has treated us badly and shamed us.
Xavier Hernandez
Two weeks, Germany, two weeks
Blake Baker
Look at the stats here ... surely America is later in the cycle than we. We just must have something that prevents people from dying.
Luis Stewart
Godspeed you Gemanbro, you are the true victim
Joseph Diaz
>tfw aryan genes are real
Noah Jones
Perhaps you do as Thailand, and just call it pneumonia
Cameron Jones
reminder that only people with SEVERE symptoms are getting tested.
people that are coofing and have slight lung problems are not getting tested. they call their doctor and the doctor says stay home. the official numbers are irrelevant because they are fake
Kevin Green
Who cares? Everyone fakes so it's fair in the end.
Camden Peterson
What you day makes no sense. That would mean our death rate is even more uncommonly low.
Jace Sullivan
BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT SHOW NO SYMPTOMS
FUCK THIS GAY VIRUS
Noah Edwards
7 days ago the official number was 48 people. you don't die immediatly in a week. gotta wait some months
Jordan Brown
germany doesnt do post-mortem tests on corona
lots of ppl right now dying of respiratory disease
>GUYS WE ONLY HAVE 6 CORONA DEATHS
Landon Thompson
*coofs*
Nicholas Howard
You die 7-10 days from the test.
Logan Robinson
This guy gets it.
Bentley Johnson
BS, we got the antidote
Wyatt Nelson
Except they are tested. So far we have four cases around our town but they have mild symptoms. One even has only a slightly sore throat.
Jordan Wright
He’s also a bullshitter, we had close to 1k cases 7 days ago
Aiden Carter
>kills chinks
>kills boomers
>kills AIDS fags
>kills wops
Danke schon!
Brandon Scott
Funny but also true.
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Brayden Taylor
9 serious cases out of 4,500...explain this shit
Charles Flores
>twitter.com
I want her badly, so hot.
Gavin Ward
I read that as
>I have fever and I badly want her to discover the cure.
Jayden Roberts
I sure hope the infected germans are spreading it to the refugee scum
Lucas King
Soon the refugees will be begging to be let out of the disease-riddled country of Greater Germany!
Joseph Scott
hehehe. HAHAHAHA! perfect plan.
Blake Williams
Vitamin C senpai, I got hooked up and a GNC today.
They had the good. For now
Gavin Campbell
>intravenous
Elijah Gutierrez
Auschwitz reopened?
Jackson Rodriguez
>We just must have something that prevents
t*rk are barely hit by the virus.
Mason Davis
doubt.jpg
Owen Long
Italy has completely random Africans and Chinese deliberately violating quarantine. Germany has a large population of Turks, who happen to have many fewer ACE2 receptors than say Iranians or Chinese.
Daniel Bailey
>30 day gestation period
>just gets to Germany
>wtf why no one dead yet what a bummer
Caleb Ward
New Swabians released it from Antarctica
Luis Reed
The whiter you are the less it hurts you
Thomas King
Give us some more time and we'll see the real consequences of the fuck ups of our government. Merkel is the fucking devil. Not even a fucking pandemic can convince her to close the borders.
Samuel Foster
More like no tests being performed on dead people and death certificates saying "flu" or "pneumonia" instead of corona
Daniel Turner
> completely random Africans and Chinese deliberately violating quarantine
sauce or gtfo
Xavier Morales
This is what peak healthcare system looks like
Mason Davis
>We just must have something that prevents people from dying.
Simple. We just don't count the deaths and be silent. Every statistic can be pwnd.
Luke Powell
g*rmans aren't human, they don't add their deaths to statistics
Ayden Baker
MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE
Dylan Martin
That's true, we are god among man.
Logan Martinez
It was designed to only kill white people
Jaxson Edwards
Guys what if... and please don't call me crazy! what if Germany really does have good health care?
Matthew Cook
It’s literally just a bad flu.
Sebastian Williams
*bad common cold
William Turner
I'm admiring my own numbers here in this thread.
Robert Morgan
People who are not known for having Covid19 dying will not getting tested for it post mortem.
Luis Gonzalez
>zwotausendacht
Kevin Robinson
hasn't increased since you dumdum
Samuel Reed
Actually yes. Flu has always been the wrong comparison. What kills more old people than babies-adults? Rhinovirus. What is more deadly to babies-adults? Influenza. Look at who is dying and who is not and you’ll see that this is operating as a really nasty rhinovirus and not the flu at all. Seriously think about that. rhinovirus is literally nothing for everyone else including babies compared to the flu. Heavy respiratory involvement in horizontal bed ridden mostly immobile and frail old people what the fuck else do people expect to happen?
Source on more elderly deaths for rhinovirus claim: sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mdpi.com%2F1422-0067%2F18%2F2%2F259%2Fhtm
Lucas Smith
you Germans filthy liars
Alexander Wood
Adrian Thompson
this
we dont count ppl who died but had some kind of illness befor
what most anons dont get is that germany is corrupt as fuck not on the pleb level but the higher you go in the socialhierarchy the more corrupt it gets
Hudson Bennett
Based digits
Joshua Hill
>USA has the highest capacity
wot
David Adams
Ryan Evans
Not suprising considering their health care system (milking every dollar out of government and patient) and overall fucked up health (fat, shot, overdosed).
Eli Flores
Aren't most beds already in use as well?