/cvg/ - Coronavirus Gen #2065 - FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

>tfw if you manage to survive you will live to see production return to our countries instead of everything in china

Ive been sick for 4 days now. Coofing and high temperature. Dutch goverment wont test mild cases anymore. Been told to stay at home and self quarantine. Ofc nobody checks or enforces that

>Bill Mitchell updates
kek

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Cataluña officially retarded

>Persia: +1365 cases, +97 deaths
Holy crap, what's up with Persia?

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>City has been in lockdown for 3 days
>Panic shopping has seized off
>Went to supermarket at 9 PM to checkout how bad it was
>Put on gasmask and went out

>All the canned beans are soldout
>All the canned baked beans are soldout
>All the ready made meals in beans are soldout

>Canned ananas, coconut milk, bamboshoots baby born completely untouched
>Curry completely untouched
>Pasta tomato sauce in glass completely untouched
>Multi fruit juice (with lots of C vitamin) that doesn't need refrigeration completely untouched

Well well well
Just expanded my prep stash even further lads.
Organizing all my inventory in excel for individual units and in total per type of item

Why the fuck am I so good and organized in the Happening World when I was so shit in the Normie World?

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Wrong previous thread
Jesus fucking Christ.

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finally got a gun
>inb4 not enough ammo
>inb4 only 9mm

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UNLEASH THE HELL STORM

Who /herdimmunity/ here?

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SPAIN IS KILL
FUUUUCK

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UPDATE LOUISIANA ~~> now at 77
It’s increasing every couple hours. It had just been 67 a couple hours ago. It stood at 19 on Thursday.

Staging area for Wuflu was implemented in park near New Orleans earlier today

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*cough*

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No, only go out if it's 100% nessaary.

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER
CHINK CHONK GERMAN user WARNED GERMANY

GET OUT OF BIG CITIES

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>Spain
>Catalonia
>Separate
Sorry to tell you user, but Catalonia is a non-existant meme country

and society is already starting to crumble. rip

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SPAIN IMPOSES A COMPLETE LOCKDOWN. CITIZENS, EXCEPT EMERGENCY PERSONNEL, WILL BE ABLE TO LEAVE THEIR HOME ONLY TO BUY FOOD AND DRUGS

This is fucking insane. The entire country is under house arrest.

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Wtf op stop bully in
>LATEST CASES

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imagine only fat people, fags and trannies would be affected
imagine

My cousin, his wife and their few months old child over in Germany just got quarantined because one of them had contact to someone who had been tested positive for corona. Heavy stuff. I did not expect it would come this far.

your motivated to stay alive, you weren't motivated to be a slave.

ITS REAL

Goddamnit Akko, why do you ruin everything?

MUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
PPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWAAAAA
cOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Canned ananas
look up “wild yeast sourdough starter”
thank me later

Cracked me up good

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Yes

IS IT AIRBOURNE OR NOT?

WHAT EVIDENCE IT'S ACTUALLY MORE CONTAGIOUS THAN FLU? WHERE IS THAT EVIDENCE? POST A LEGIT SOURCE

YOU DOOMSDAY FAGGOTS WON'T ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUESTION

STOP SCARING PEOPLE FOR FUN

IT'S NOT, AND IT WON'T EVEN REACH THIS SEASONS FLU LEVELS

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>Only to buy food and drugs
Dude weed lmao

PUT THE CHEESEBURGER

I'M THE BAG

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CUM ON ARE NURGUBU

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Not shooting on sight

corona causes PERMANENT damage to your lungs

it takes 3-6 weeks just to recover

Kill all sons of bitches, that's my official instructions

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To every nothingburgerposters here too

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nice airsoft replica sir!

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Daily reminder to Superman Sneeze

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>Spanish flu
+500k deaths after 3months

>Corona
~8k deaths after 3months

Literally the defintion of a nothingburger.

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Lol still no "100,000 infected in Ohio" in the OP.
How many days has it been stuck at no "100,000 infected in Ohio?" Four days? Five days?

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>Had symptoms for 2 weeks now
>Not sure if cold or covid
>can't be bothered to go to the doctor
>Work as a mailman
>*cough* *cough* Here's your parcel sir
>No sir I can't sign for you, please touch the device hundreds of other people have touched or I'll card you.

Kek I just reorganized my pantry and did a full inventory to determine any weak spots in my prep stash. Based and OCD pilled.

Perfect image describing the american healthcade system

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217v1.full.pdf

CON LA QUE ESTÁ CAYENDO Y LOS PUTOS SEPARATISTAS CATALANES TENÉIS QUE HACEROS NOTAR COMO LA MIERDA QUE SOIS

HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA

OS VAIS A TENER QUE LIMPIAR EL CULO CON LA ESTELADA, SUBNORMALES

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cry pussy

W- what's step 6?

Just came back from the grocery store. Fruit and Meat were completely gone. Water/Gatorade and pasta were running low. I think America is in full panic buying mode at this point.

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RIP Trump

New Orleans is kill. I am legit worried now. I have nowhere to go.

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I need a note from my drug dealer to go outside now?

Top of the table
Seriously though why are recoveries so low. It's been long enough now. We should be seeing more recoveries.

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Seems like gary is dead now

PUT THE HAPPENING

I'M THE BAG

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This is America... Jag tror inte du forstar hur enkelt det ar att kopa ett vapen.

>he doesn't know the extent to which the UK and US governments censored the press to stifle any spread of virus talk during the war

Brits will just get the virus, go to work and not give a fuck. It's the British way.

k
you've been wrong every time up til now these past 3 months but I'm sure this'll be your big break. Good hill to die on. Hardly deadly at all, overblown panic, every country on earth shutting down their economy for a meme. Yup I got a good feeling for this one, you're gonna be vindicated at last.

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I have done that every two days since January. Am I being too OCD about it? I don't feel like I am but GF is beginning to tire of it.

BREAKING LOUISIANA UPDATE
1st Death reported

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>I have nowhere to go.
That's the point. Stay inside. Stay safe.

jesus nigger christ how did spain got so bad, you have the balls to kill bulls but you cant btfo those cunts?

It’s spread by aerosols and lives for a long time on surfaces. It’s de-facto airborne if you live anywhere near a bus line.

They stopped testing people in Denmark now
Don't belive the stats
>they stopped testing people now

>it's all a lie

There's riots the boarders are closed
People steal and fight

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You could do a lot worse than a Sub2K
I'd recommend getting some underwood 9x19 with those machined copper bullets.
underwoodammo.com/collections/handgun-ammo/products/9mm-luger-90-grain-xtreme-defender?variant=31398017302585

95% OF "RECOVERED" DATA IS FROM CHINA LOL

How is it still not clear why children tend to not get sick of it?

What is the difference between kids and 40 yo for example

they're giving real numbers

>Iran has highest recovery rate

>DOUBT

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the flu does not aerosolize like this you retarded nigger, Los Alamos National Lab told us the r0 was 5-8 2 months ago

flu virions become unviable after a few hours on a surface, this persists for up to 9 days

go eat shit smoothbrain

>Fruit and Meat
why cant normalfags into /prep/

yet not a single vid

*Nervously coofs in bag while glancing between the pistol muzzle and the bag*
D-don't hurt me.

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god I wish that were me

Do we know anything about the european tests? Many false negatives?

idk, but it is scary i guess.

*COOF*

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It usually doesn't just develop in under a week. Those people are still incubating.

>Telling your gf about your autistic prepping excel database

c'mon mate

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See Iran, they do get sick, there is video proof

Good luck user, wish you a speedy recovery

>They stopped testing people in Denmark now

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Anyone here /BillPill/

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ones in the pits recovered in the afterlife

the difference is kids have weaker immune systems which is why they should be getting sick with this. it is a mystery.

Looks so difficult for Italian and Spanish niggers to differentiate corona chan ffrom others.

HAHAHAHA no wonder it spread across country, hahahaha

they do

It's neck-to-neck for H1N1 cases, and deaths are accelerating higher than H1N1.

>medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217v1.full.pdf
>"it's plausible"
this is your evidence

just like the reg flu and common cold

you cunts are such little faggots

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lmao

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>IS*IT*A*NIGGER????

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What famous people, other than Tom Hanks, have tested positive?

FUCK B1RBS and BOOMERS PEN1SSUCC HAPPYKEK2020 B1LL1AM GaYT3S DID this FUCC KEK COMMENTERS THE USA and UK IS FUCKKED PEN1SBURGERS OVER 9000000 DEAD

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She lives with me there is no hiding it.

>only buying shit like beans and rice

I bought canned food and rice but also bought several pounds of different meats that I put into freezer. I can eat normally for more than a month before touching the prepper shit like canned beans.

their bodies??? you're a fucking retard

Parishes currently effected, pic related

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yes, you can send your mom without worry.

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CRAZY MAN IS LIVE STREAMING IN NEW YORK TELLING CHINESE PEOPLE TO GO BACK TO CHINA AND GIVING HAND SANITITZER TO PEOPLE

youtube.com/watch?v=nS-blQ67HFc

they do, just don't show symptoms until they're already dead

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Brothers, buy glutamine, it's cheap and is one of the few things proven to improve immunity. It;s what the immune system uses for fuel.

Google it, it won't take long to see what I mean, it can be dissolved in a glass of water.

Buy it online and use price comparison sites to find the best deal.

Feel free to spread it here, but don't tell the normies because it will sell out.

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The Spanish flu was an H1N1.

Please someone give some real numbers of the infected in China? Please what the fuck

Elton John, some niggerball player

>Bill Mitchell updates
lmao

Start burning Jews

Bill pill has been swallowed

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Actually habbeding here now.

nice user! I wanted one of those but decided against it because it looked too "toy like" for my tastes, i'm sure its a great little carbine tho

some soccer players in europe

rbb24.de/panorama/thema/2020/coronavirus/beitraege/veranstaltungen-ab-50-teilnehmern-untersagt-berlin-berliner-sena.html

>Alle Veranstaltungen mit mehr als 50 Menschen sind in Berlin ab sofort verboten. Clubs, Kneipen und Kinos müssen schließen. Gesundheitssenatorin Kalayci kündigte im rbb an: Mit weiteren drastischen Maßnahmen müsse gerechnet werden.
All events with more than 50 people are now prohibited in Berlin. Clubs, pubs and cinemas have to close. Health Senator Kalayci announced in the rbb: Further drastic measures must be expected.

Not releasing ethnicity. 58 year old woman

youtube.com/watch?v=pshp3uZzHTw
nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?objectid=12307276
nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2001017
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217v1
>INB4 peer reviewed papers and China are not valid sources
Cope.

canada's boss's chick.

>be me
>at work
>one guy feels sick
>mfw i feel too weird and tired

Funk we are going to be in hell soon
down here. Shit

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lurk more faggot, nobody is going to spoonfeed the dribbling retard info he cannot even parse

Think about how shitty the Finnish health care system is and how badly Finland prepared for this. We had 155 cases when they stopped testing people under age 70. They are doing the opposite of Italy and putting all resources on boomers. Finland is kill

It takes 3-6 weeks to recover from this when you're moderate to severe.

PUT THE BEST GIRLS IN THE BAG. NOW.

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How humorous, people love to make fun of us for saying it's just the flu.
In all honestly they were right, the flu was more deadly back then and still is more deadly then the coronavirus today.
Corona-chan is a failure of a virus.

All shills and nothingburgers are like dad in pic related

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For your consideration Baker.

Eat THIS nothingburger Anons.

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Based. I'm a infected bus driver and I fart on all my passengers.

>because i say so
again, "plausible" for any virus

pathetic, i wish your lives weren't so empty that this is what you do for fun

Got drunk the other day and have had a hangover for the last 4. I feel like puking constantly. Am I just retarded or could that be corona chan surprising me. I smoke alot too

Don't go expecting electricity to keep running. Eat your fridge/freezer food first.

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>still assuming confirmed cases = actual cases

Opportunists making money or foreign governments looking to exacerbate the damage via false negatives?

And you deserve it

wagie wagie time to die wagie

>What is the difference between kids and 40 yo for example
A fucking lot in terms of biology, but we will probably not know the exact reason for this until a few months or even years

I don't fucking care if idiots go for peasant food like rice, pasta and canned garbage. What about REAL food? Chicken? Pork? Beef? Fish? Dairy? Eggs? Broccoli?

Children (and older people) rely more on the innate immune response, adults rely more on memory T-cells.

lockdown in poland starting on sunday

Reminder that what you should be fearing are the impending riots, the police being allowed to use lethal force, possibly civil war and WW3 and the the long-term devastating economic damage. Corona scare is nothing in comparison, nothing.

So now you trust your government?

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fair enough
tho you are counting on there being electricity

That won't even last an adult male a week. You should have far more stocked up than that just for regular use.

Are we finished?

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Where my calibros at?

link to this map please

riminitoday.it/cronaca/coronavirus-aggiornamento-oggi-14-marzo-rimini-sfiora-i-400-casi-venturi-riduzione-significativa-dei-nuovi-malati.html
>Unfortunately, however, the number of deaths also increased, from 201 to 241: 40, therefore, the new ones, which concern 22 men and 18 women. For 10 of the deceased persons, previous pathologies were known, in some cases multiple, for the others epidemiological investigations are underway. The new deaths recorded concern 24 residents in the province of Piacenza, 8 in Parma, 1 in Reggio Emilia, 4 in Bologna, 2 in Ferrara and 1 in the Lodi area.
only 1/4 of new deaths in Italy are from already-sick people. This puts a dent in the "it's only sick boomers bro" narrative

kek

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ghettos when?

my gf is hosting her birthday party. I live in LA. her friends are fucking retarded trust fund babies who think the media and everyone is exaggerating coronachan. How fucked am I? Gais?

We now have more cases in my city than in many countries. This shit got real, real fucking fast.

user where did you get the county maps?

So my state there is starting to be panic and a bunch of supermarkets are sold out of food.
Expect Walgreens since nobody shops there.
On monday I might buy some vidya since I am not going to go out for a bit.
It's a couple of hours away from me still so I should be able to go to one store to buy shit nobody touches

is it true that france is rioting and holding mass protests over the lockdowns?

holy shit thats spooky user

ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

>Male infertility confirmed
>archive.is/XxLE3

But where is the information, I'm not seeing it in that link.

Please user's save my future children

Post all Bills so that the message might be better spread my brothers.

Oh god don't hurt me

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Drive through Corona virus testing opens in New Rochelle, NY.

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/images-new-yorks-first-drive-thru-testing-facility

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Hear, hear

not my fault you are a newfag brainlet nothingburger nigger that is only now scrambling to try and parse and process relevant information

eat shit nigger

Very fucked, but I want to reccomend you get mad pussy first, ask for a 3 way

*ting ting*

*clears throat*

Ahem

Fuck China

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Meh i wonder if glovo counts as asking for food

>no respirator

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Should I stock up on tp and Canned foods and meds before it's too late?
It's already selling out
Aaaaaaaa

>youtube.com/watch?v=pshp3uZzHTw
>nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?objectid=12307276
>nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2001017
>medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217v1
>"POSSIBLE"
>"POSSIBLE"
>"POSSIBLE"
>"POSSIBLE"

i'll try not to inhale a turd, faggot. thanks

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zoomers will inherit the earth

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I can't focus at work. All the time I check these threads and see what the Lügenpresse reports.
Work seems so insignificant right now, yet I need to money to get through this...

>shortness of breath
>none
really?
8, which should last me for more than 2 months
How much food do you have?

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maybe they aren't sick but they are old as fuck

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I have a good stockpile of food and toilet paper as I prepped weeks ago but all of it is for nothing as my retarded girlfriend is inviting all of her retarded friends over tonight. I can't say shit because i'm a poorfag and it's her house. to me it feels like a masque of the red death party.

I heard Iranian government has been the "real" numbers from the public.
The lack of government commitment, and mass graves prove this.

is this chart accurate? coughing from a cold is rather uncommon?

Any fellow finntards here about ready to rope the fuckers in government

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this fucking herd immunity thing is driving me crazy
it's like the prisoner's dilemma. nobody else can do quarantines if UK refuses to

156,014

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Not yet, this is only start...

>100 rounds
That’ll be depleted after loading 3 magazines. Go and get more.

hiding the "real" numbers*

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Yas Forums hug me im feeling lonely far from my family and things are getting dark in this shithole

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Context for your quote
>aerosol (...) transmission of HCoV-19 is plausible, as the virus can remain viable in aerosols for 42 multiple hours
The TRANSMISSION is plausible ("Seemingly or apparently valid, likely, or acceptable; credible") the virus being airbone is TRUE.

Just managed to find a good mask and some filters. Stay safe, faggots. WA state needs to be fucking quarantined. Any other wa state fags here? If shit hits the fan I would try and help other Yas Forumslacks out.

reposting dead boomers

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Reliable and can be folded in a backpack for concealment. 9mm easy to find. Good choice.

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saw him last nite

Cheers to that, user

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>FUCK MEMEFLAGS
>uses a memeflag

pick one

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Everyone remember to thank the moderators.

THE CDC WON'T LET ME BE OR LET ME BE ME SO LET ME SEE
THEY TRIED TO SHUT DOWN /CVG/ BUT IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME

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fuck you for putting up a fake infographic as OP

Gotta head out tomorrow. I mean it's 20 fucking minutes on foot but I swear to god if someone stops me I'm gonna fucking sweat bullets, I just have some business to attend to before I can't anymore.

Look around and get a Glock 17. Common ammo and mags for a sidearm and carbine. 9mm will be good enough fren.

New York reports second death
Virginia reports first death

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Yeah it's largely an upper respiratory problem.

Are you even trying to read my post user?

> detected
> fucking disclaimer

Just next spike incoming

You're nearly in the 200 club.

I think once you get to 100, it's basically ober.

pilpul more, faggot

you should be ashamed how empty your fear mongering arsenal is, you manger needs to retain you

chart is wrong, coronavirus does cause shortness of breath

Updated

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Open up the camps again

>only 1/4 of new deaths in Italy are from already-sick people. This puts a dent in the "it's only sick boomers bro" narrative
Almost all men who are in their 80 and 90's are current or former heavy smokers. That alone is a major risk factor.

still 17000 cases with 91% having mild symptoms

>i'll try not to inhale a turd
Too late, you're full of shit already.

Hey, guys. I'm starting to think this might be a somethingburger.

Most likely because most of the cases are mild and there's probably no follow up. So someone who gets tested positive, stays home with mild symptoms and recovers is stuck in the active cases.

Horseshit chart. Runny nose not common. SOB more common with coronachan.

who made this

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AAAAAHAHAHA AFRICA IS FUCKED
WHERE ARE THOSE "BLACKS ARE IMMUNE" FAGGOTS NOW

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the fucking memeflag OP is fake dude. see how shortness of breath is blanked out?

fuck you OP

lmao, yikes

I'm not sure you're getting the bigger picture here user, and it's called the sin of usury. You see, you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

I live in a 250k city and it isn't here yet. I'm wondering why is hasn't shown up here yet or they just aren't testing.

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Everything is ok, just be strong, bro

>6014
Where did that come from? I was gone for an hour

> cold: aches and pains
> covid-19: no shortness of breath
who made this shitass graphic?

Societal collapse when?

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wow.

>tfw when the missus did the excel spreadsheet for our prep weeks ago

tks /cvg/

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Yh, shit grows like crazy

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>went out and panic bought every week for the last two weeks
>I now have 15x cases of 24x mega rolls of TP which equates out to 96 "normal" rolls per case.
>Meaning I have roughly 1,450 rolls of TP stashed away
>On top of 60 pounds of rice, about 300 cans of soup, 30 pounds of frozen meat, 10 pounds of refrigerated meat that I'm going to cook and freeze or dry jerk
>30 5G jugs of water full
>all manner of bullshit like chips and snacks and breakfast bars racking up ~$500 worth

Doesn't feel like I have enough though. This shit is looking BAD.

It's ok theres no new cases in Sweden anymore. You will be fine

>coofing
>runny nose
I didn't even stock up on tissue paper again

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Bro please bake new bread before this cunt OP

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/248103510/#248111697

LA fag here. Probably fucked bro. If there are plans to go to a club or bar hop, completely and utterly fucked. The majority of the city probably already has it we just aren’t testing. Think about when the fucking marathoners are not longer in incubation.

So does Louisiana . . .

We're barely testing m8.

with luck corona will cut though the niggers like the wrath of god.
its scary that predictions would have had the african nigger population at 2 billion by 2050.

>relatives in bongland
>just a flu bro, we have better healthcare than you
>"herd immunity"
I really fucking hope they get it. Fucking arrogant bastards.

We just changed our criteria in Ontario for testing. Only people with no travel history and symptoms will be tested (we have no community transmission yet so this is how they plan to catch it), vulnerable populations, and natives on reserves. If you have travel history and symptoms, or close contact with a confirmed case and symptoms, you are considered a probable case. There’s a global shortage of the test kits. We are fuuuuked

*hugz*
I hope it all works out user

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Keked and checked

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Yeah I thought so too, glad someone else noticed

Well that's fucking terrifying if true. So they decide themselves that they are not a super spreader anymore? They need to be triple confirmed before they are allowed to back to normal life

Someone with an actual brain should bake the bread properly

why did you modify the picture you fucking retard?

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Actually a pretty high IQ option user
>takes common magazines that are easy to find
>can fold up in a second and be put in a laptop or messenger bag
>almost as portable as a handgun, but with the accuracy of a rifle
Get some hollowpoints though

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The symptoms sound like the same virus everyone got sick from a few months ago. I remember have diarrhea all the sudden along with muscle aches. It was like the flu without the fever.

Post-it Corona-chan

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This, need goy baker

OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO SNEEZE AND HAVE A RUNNY NOSE

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>20,000 deaths from reg flu already in US alone
>muh happening

>AFRICA IS FUCKED

Epicenter when?

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Greetings from another shithole, brazil fren

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:3

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delusional t_d boomer faggot that will never admit he is wrong, not even when you are dying due to your lungs turning into glue and tanks are rolling on the streets will you admit you are wrong

Are we sure we want to boost our immune systems? What about cytokine storms? Yesterday some anons said they aren’t even working out anymore for this reason

I miss argie baker boludo

Someone post the pic with the toilet paper being weighed on a scale please

Cheers

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not fake, just confiscated to be used by the elite

>1,450 rolls of TP
give them to me and nobody gets hurt.

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>people over 70 in the UK will be required to stay in for 4 months

uhh

Cure those meats, your freezer is gonna quit when a chimpout knocks out the power grid

>Spanish Flu sprang up out of nowhere and killed 500k in 3 months
Oh user no.

>April 1918 First mention of influenza appears in an April 5 weekly public health report. The report informs officials of 18 severe cases and three deaths in Haskell, Kansas.
>Between September and November, a second wave of flu peaks in the United States. This second wave is highly fatal, and responsible for most of the deaths attributed to the pandemic.
>By the end of September, more than 14,000 flu cases are reported at Camp Devens—equaling about one-quarter of the total camp, resulting in 757 deaths.
>The 1918 flu pandemic virus kills an estimated 195,000 Americans during October alone.
>Philadelphia is hit hard with the pandemic flu viruses—more than 500 corpses await burial, some for more than a week. Cold-storage plants are used as temporary morgues, a manufacturer of trolley cars donates 200 packing crates for use as coffins.
>A third wave of influenza occurs in the winter and spring of 1919, killing many more. Third wave subsides in the summer.
>Many San Antonio citizens begin complaining that new flu cases aren’t being reported, and that this is fueling another influenza surge.

user it is exactly the same.

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If you're just one guy it should last you for a really really long time. Just remember to ration. Also buy some flashlights, candles, lighters and maybe a gun.

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Are you s--s-sure?!

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How to improve immunity for my mom? Please help anons.

>hasn't shown up here yet
Got bad news for you buddy. It's in 100% of the world where mankind lives except those one or two crazy ass islands that are completely cut off from civilization.

This started in NOVEMBER and wasn't exposed to the worlds eye until JANUARY, and it wasn't until basically LAST WEEK that the entire world started taking this seriously. There was 3 months of completely and totally ignored infection spreading with zero symptoms.

WE WUZ KI -COUGH- INGS N -AHEM-- SHIT

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He's better off getting one of the smaller double-stack 9x19 models, since more mags will be available. (You can put a G17 mag into a G19 but not vice-versa).

I think you're set for a while m8. By all means get more if you feel you need to, but that's a lotta food m8.

Has there ever been a sequence of happening threads this long? I don't even think the trump ones went on this far.

Do you "the flu kills more people" faggots realize that it isnt just the death rate that's important during a situation like this? If everyone gets sick at roughly the same time then the health systems will be absolutely fucked and tons more people are going to die due to not being able to get treatment for regular shit. Your workforce is also heavily capped if everyone is getting sick with a virus that has lethal potential. Not every country can magically shit out 20 hospitals like China could.

Now if you don't want your health system to collapse then you gotta mass quarantine and that ruins your economy in the short and long run. If you fuck up and delay on making a decision between trying to keep your economy running and not having your hospitals flooded then both end up happening (lool at Italy).

Tldr don't just look at the death toll. The other effects make this a panic worthy happening

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Not enough resources.

we won't know until years pass really. mb it's the NK-cells cytotoxicity.

How likely is it that it actually lives in your nevous system at this point

I was sick as fuck for two days a few days ago and now I feel great. I really wonder if I had it but it just ran through me.

neegro your food supply should last the same as your tp supply. why buy 20years worth of toilet paper and like 1year worth of food and 2months of drinking water

Why are no countries in the Southern Hemisphere on lockdown?

Live in Louisiana too. The cases are creeping closer to my Parish every update

>the incel rest of the african continent
>the CHAD CHAD

British stiff upper lip always wins

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Vitamin d vitamin c and lots of veggies

Dont use this fucking thread anons if nobody else bakes I fucking will. I just hate doing it because I'm a lazy neet and haven't worked towards anything in my life let alone baking.

Still here. I'll be convinced once I see the same exponential rise there as in Europe.

gets bad in a week max

Guns and ammo.

Fucking finally my normie mates are waking up.
>m-maybe user was right
They are talking about stockpiling tomorrow. I am laughing from my throne of rice and pasta

And zinc

>Why the fuck am I so good and organized in the Happening World when I was so shit in the Normie World?
autism is a survival adaptation. We are the next paradigm. It's going to a fucking mess. but it will be a we'll documented and catalogued mess.

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Yum

100% sure. The government said it's ok. Now go outside and offer your daughter to the syrian refugees

Chile.

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no veo el problema que quieran mantener sus competencias autonomicas la verdad
si hubiese sido por Cataluña ya hubieran aplicado estas medidas ayer
los gobiernos centrales son algo muy malo

yes, you want peak performing NK cells

you dont want to slowly drown as your lungs are permanantly turned into a sticky grey paste

My friend phoned me today and said the same thing. I spoke to him and he's saying a few around the town have got it. I've been isolated as possible. This is nowhere near a city.

Lies. They don't report numbers anymore.

Lie back and think of Pakistan, Nigel

except this one isn't going away during the summer

Normies these days are geared towards narcissistic hand to mouth consume. Fitting in the normie world for the last decade is not a functionally sustainable existence.

An user suggested stocking up on antihistamines and Pepcid to help fight storm

see ya losers

It's a nothing burger you fucktard. Now go get a job faggot.

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>thinking power shuts down immediately
Lmao meats can be cooked, bulk prepared, and even stored raw in glass jars preserved for a later date. Fruits can be preserved as well as veggies. This way people can get started on gardening and while they wait for harvest they can still eat well

That hits hard
Wait till shills say it's fake

let's foken go bojo's got mojo

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Annex Austria

yep go back to sleep. habbenin over. trust in löfven and the swedish sjukvård

Hollow points get clogged by clothing and perform like FMJ's (while costing significantly more). A lot of guns also don't feed JHP's well.

Vitamins C and D

Bros I woke up with a body ache how fucked am I? I thought it was a hangover but my hangovers don't last this long. I was also sick 3 weeks ago so what the fuck is happening? Does this shit really come in waves and keeps infecting you forever?

Fresh foods will only stop if truck drivers and shelf stackers all die. Farmers will probably be unaffected because they're so far out of the system.

unironically yes

2 - 3 weeks

Guys let's get more focused on these "speculated ones".
Als example, Poland.
Right now +/- 17000 cases. Let say 5000 are just a flu.
Were left with 12000 that can be already infected, and will develop symptoms in the next week, also will go outside and infect more people.
I've said Poland will reach 100+ confirmed at the end of this week. Now I say Poland will reach 1000 confirmed till 24th.
Plus it will be 40 000 suspected.
First million suspected in the next 2 months. First 10 000 confirmed in the next month.
First 1000 in the next 2 months.

I bet roll of toilet paper on that.

Oh don't worry, I got plenty of that stuff too. I was just listing my food stuffs. I'm sitting on a solid 5000 pills of acetaminophen, ibuprofen, about 1,000 Vit-C, about 2,500 multi-vitamins, hundreds of candles, a dozen very high powered flash lights, hundreds of backup C, D, DD, AA, AAA batteries, and about 5,000 rounds between various hunting rifles, pistols, and a over-under shotty. I've also been pulling out all my cash from my bank accounts and am sitting on about $15,000 in cash.

I've spent probably $3,000 in the past three months prepping all this shit, thank you credit cards that will be irrelevant in a months time anyway.

lets say you use half a roll daily
>you dont tho
thats almost 8 years of TP

The numbers will increase as soon no more ICU space/equipment available

We're still expecting the big boom of cases

>Still nobody has thought that fecal airborn particles could be / are vehicle of transmission

Schools/unis closed
Everything that is not a pharmacy or a supermarket (except public service offices) are closed
Thinking about cucking the industrial sector

Italy is more than fucked, it's like a tiny German girl surrounded by a tribe of horny negroes high on cocaine

or the other way around

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>Yesterday some anons said they aren’t even working out anymore for this reason
What's this all about? I have been training hard for the last 2 months to get my lungs into top shape.

inconceivably based
death cultists are everywhere it seems

based!

Who is that and how do I contact her to pump her full of my seed?

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>vegetables
lol, why would you negate the vitamin supplements with antinutrients