/cvg/ - Coronavirus General #2064 - FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

Why are western european nations so bad at containing it? Are all the asians lying about their numbers?

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>FUCK MEMEFLAGS
>n'utilitza una

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hmmm

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Our health department made something for you guys: coronavirus.ohio.gov/wps/portal/gov/covid-19/home/Coping-with-COVID-19-Anxiety/

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What are the chances this thing reaches the supreme court? RBG is working on like half a lung.

>Are all the asians lying
Constantly, yes.

Mass death any day now goys lmao

Have any of you guys been ridiculed for wearing a mask in the USA?

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C H A O S
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twitter.com/CellCellPress/status/1235658486719098881

WE WILL ALL BE OKAY

Looks like europe

Why are boomers so fucking arrogant?

They literally give no shits, they don't prep, they don't take precautions and they always ignore any sort of serious problem

Are they the most spoiled generation ever? Think about it, no wars, no pandemics, no big recessions. They basically got a job after high school and could buy houses + cars. Then their 401k have just kept rising due to ever increasing stock market

They literally don't think danger exists

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Anyone here think this will spread line wildfire in the US considering about half the population is unhygienic?

I haven't heard anyone say it's going to cause an extinction event.

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Am I going to hurt myself on my stack:

-500mg Vitamin C
-10mcg Vitamin D
-5 mg lithium orotate
-50mg zinc
-0.5 men's health daily

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>40 to 50 dutch corona patients are on ICU
>over half of them is younger than 50
>youngest is a 16-year-old
>2 patients have been on ventilation for three weeks now

JUST A FLU BRO
CHILDREN DON'T GET SICK BRO
ONLY SENIORS ARE AFFECTED BRO

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>Muertos: 5.436
jajaja, todavía solo 5.436.
¿Cuántos días ha estado atascado en 5.436? ¿Cuatro días? ¿Cinco días?

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The levels of cope are rising everyday for these faggots

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Is it safe to a get a burger?

When does america shut down all non essential businesses? I want a vacation.

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Reminder to all paid shills and glowies, the more you post, "not happening, nothing burger, happeners btfo" and so on the more you confirm our suspisions.

Your better off leaving that wasting time with pathetic damage control we only use later as proof you tried to cover everything up

Yas Forums is always right

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Just a roll coming through.

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>Only 8 dead so far
Looks like they started early enough with the tests.

Mucinex is still recommended right?

good baking user

Anyone else laughing at the climate change articles? The end of the world fear mongering doesn't work that well when there is an actual global disaster happening

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>Europe circa 2012.
>America circa 1954

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FUCK THE ORANGE
>FUCK THE ORANGE
FUCK THE ORANGE
>FUCK THE ORANGE

1.5 TRILLIONS OF OUR MONEY BURNED BECAUSE OF DRUMPF
NOT MY PRESIDENT
RESIST

t. Boris Johnson
The numbers are low because we literally don't have enough testing kits you fucking retard
South Korea has been testing 10,000 PEOPLE per day for straight month now, we don't even have 10,000 KITS in the country.

>are the asians lying
imagine asking this question lol

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MEXICO ABOUT TO CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS FROM MARCH 20 TO APRIL 20

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that and idiots wont listen to the governments advice.

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This. I was excepting a world crash happening... at this point it’s clearly a nothingburger marketed as a happening that’ll fizzle out. When all is over and done with I’m done with this fucking site and you fucking fags

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OY!!! You got uh LOYSENS fuh dat Loli?

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/mjvjAthtRKOGLR_Yt3QIpw/
The sad thing is he's probably seriously holding those opinions

Because they thought it was just the flu bro. Plus they can’t clamp down on the population in the same way. Also the population itself is extremely spoiled.

>85 % of deads older than 70

Probably too much zinc to keep taking on a medium to long term basis. Correct a deficiency if you have it but don't go overboard. Remember that getting zinc into your bloodstream does not necessarily get it into your cells, where it's needed to defeat the virus. You need the chinese medication for that (forgot what it's name is).

Nothingburger. Happening cancelled. Sorry LARPers. Your life is doomed to be empty and meaningless. You will not be a raider. You will just be a fat man in front of a screen

Ohio here
No traffic on the streets, no sounds of people. The only people I saw in the last 3 hours were three males, in makeshift hazmat suits, jogging through yards. They had backpacks, and seemed to move with purpose.

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Basado y coronapastillado

>ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND CATALONIA UNDER LOCKDOWN
What is catalonia?

GARY WHEN DID YOU LEARN SPANISH

LOWER SACKVILLE BINGO HALL CLOSED
IT'S HAPPENING

Yesssss I love it.

Older generations have acted this way historically, during the 1917 Spanish Flu, they saw it as a rehash of the influenza.

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Vacaciones de semana santa?

You and the goddamn kikes in the media are responsible for all this panic and the US practically shutting down.
You don't even realize how duped you've all been. This is a massive goddamn panic over something that is far less dangerous than the goddamned common cold

Boomers are the soft people who created the hard times for us.

GIVE ME IT

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>Catalonia
Why include this? It's already part of Spain

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i am scared bros.

i am still not sure if i have it

Countries don't close down for nothing. Governments know that this shit is serious.

Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck asians.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck sandniggers.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

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its almost like trump closing the borders to asia worked and we had to wait until it came through europe

detty pandanians

I have a very good feeling about most of western europe.
I think they have decided to say fuck it and go full lockdown.

The economy will fucking shatter but it should guarantee a much much better rate of survival

bros does freezing kill the virus?

like if I bought some bread and it was touched by a filthy ecuadorian cashier with third world sanitation standards will it be safe to eat if I store it in the freezer for like a day?

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Italys infected growth compared to early Chinas growth can answer that question for you.

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We will paralize your shit economy and Donald Dumbfuck will lost the presidential :^^)

>2 spanish and and 2 French citizens deported from Colombia for ignoring mandatory quarantine measures
eltiempo.com/justicia/delitos/coronavirus-seran-expulsados-otros-dos-espanoles-por-violar-aislamiento-en-bogota-472786

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I only come here and /news/ for my news...

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Latin america will fall, our shithole countries will suffer total social collapse in 3 months, quarantine will start soon and after that period everyone's supplies will run out, then they will start raiding others, but the goverment will enact martial law, however eventually even the goverment will fall and the military will shatter into several raider groups, that will fight each other and the cartels, while raiding, killing and raping the population., when a vaccine or cure is found, latin america will no longer have the necesary infrastructure to bring it here, and we will remain a wasteland for the remainder of our existance
Expect a death toll over 70% of latin americans

No

Put the roll in the bag now.

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Germany are suspiciously accurate at understanding and predicting population death from pathogens

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>Are all the asians lying
YES

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Funny how far Yas Forums was ahead of the curve.

>ITALY, SPAIN, FRANCE AND SPAIN UNDER LOCKDOWN

Fixed

Good, I hope Trump loses because of this. I will laugh forever.

now we see luigi using hatred as a coping mechanism.

Where my /saunagang/ at? You do go to sauna regularily right? This shit dies at +60 celcius after all. Helps when your circulation is 70% moonshine.

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BASED
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IS IT AIRBOURNE OR NOT?

WHAT EVIDENCE IT'S ACTUALLY MORE CONTAGIOUS THAN FLU

YOU DOOMSDAY FAGGOTS CAN'T ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUESTION

STOP SCARING PEOPLE FOR FUN

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Dumb Frog

America is finished fyi
All these boomers are either going to die an expensive death in the ICU or become expensive baggages on the system when they get permanent repiratory damages. God I fucking hate these fuckers.

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I get paranoid every time I cough even though I haven't gone outside in days

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There's no Freedom of Information Act, rule of law, or transparency in dictatorships or semi-democratic countries.

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>less than 10 European countries under lockdown
need I say it?

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This is so depressing.

me its pretty funny
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>Don't forget to fear Climate Change/Climate Emergency/Climate Climax!!!! etc etc

Does anyone have an archive link for the very first coronavirus thread (or the first general)? I want to see what people were saying

Samepasta copefaggot

yes
t.microbiologist

heat kills it, make toast

HOLY SHIT NIGGERS ARE BASED

HOLY SHIT NIGGERS ARE BASED

HOLY SHIT NIGGERS ARE BASED

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Conservatives: It's gonna kill old people and that's pretty cool
Liberals: It's gonna kill old people and that's pretty cool
Socialists: It's gonna kill old people and that's pretty cool
Fascists: It's gonna kill old people and that's pretty cool
Libertarians: It's gonna kill old people and that's pretty cool

Boomers: NOOOOOO YOU NEEED US NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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They benefit A LOT by marketing it as a serious happening. The control they have over entire populations is huge.

Have you seen any videos or pictures of corona victims? Not even on liveleak?

IT'S JUST A LOO ROLL BRO

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1. Yes
2. Yes

Your welcome

Arrogance. "Oh it's just the flu". "Yolo boomer doomer lol".

I feel like it's a lot more than just boomers fucking it up. It's a lot of young people who are retards.

>2 more weeks
>6 weeks later
>2 more weeks
Am I the only user who is starting to get kinda uninterested in this entire "happening"? Seriously, don't know anyone who has it or even know anyone who has it.

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because men smoke more than women, and smoking increase the likelyhood you'll die

Italy, Spain and France have all implemented lockdowns, and lots of other countries are on the same course as these three. If you go to a hospital in Italy with C19 you will likely be left to die with no treatment, because there are no ventilators left.

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So, is Corona-chan airborne AIDS that rips out your lungs through your mouth and destroys your lineage with eventual 100% kill rate or is it just a flu bro?

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twitter.com/CellCellPress/status/1235658486719098881

CURE FOUND
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>Too dumb to understand exponential growth
>Too dumb to understand fat tail risk
Way to miss the point, stupid retard. Well, unluckily for you, the UK is gonna roll the dice and try for "herd immunity" even though no natural immunity for COVID exists in humans. Lots of luck. And Trump to his credit just cut off you people from coming to the US. kek

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If you're going to start a new thread, please, for the love of God and all that's holy, FIX THE LINK TO PREVIOUS THREAD (it's not the first time it's happening)
not

bene!

yeah thats right. the last thing i would ever want to be is a fucking normie sheep

>850 NEW INFECTIONS:
TOTAL INFECTIONS +23,13%
lockdown fucking when
i dont want to go outside anymore and i am uneasy as fuck the whole time

You answered your own question. Have mercy on them, they know not what they do.

I remember /cvg/ #10 or #11, I think that was my first one, people (including myself) took it very lightly

So many stupid people the world over but I feel it's worse here.

Hey, i liked your post, keep the good work.

GGD says over 80% have mild symptoms and recover in three days. Shouldn't we have more recovered cases by now?

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COMFYS REPORT IN

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>fuck jazz
Go to hui, pizzaman. Best music genre ever.

Old video, they got pranked

NICE SOURCES AND GRAMMAR YOU FAKE BITCH

Based. Where are the videos of shit going down in Italy, South Korea, Japan, or India? They have phones and internet there. This is a media hype job, and everyone in /cvg/ is going to be exposed as a massive retard very VERY soon.

Japan is literally pretending there is no virus. Shouldn't bodies be piling up in the streets by now if this shit is as bad as you are being told?

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Have you tried this?

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They will be left to die. All the money in the world can't change that.

So if people get infected twice they will die 100% right

Hail Europe, Hail Thor

Thanks user.

BTW I am taken the lithium because it's supposed to be an antiviral & it's dirt cheap.

Question for Italian anons. At what point did people start following the rules of social distancing? They announced the lockdown two days ago here and all I saw from my window today is people walking around together in groups. No distancing at all.

spooky

>tfw europeans are now treated like a fucking monkey niggers

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...

fine

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finally, something to kill off some of the simps

Like, hand it over man. Dont be a hero. Do it or I'll make your disappearance the gangs next mystery.

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On a couple of weeks

Guys they were no more masks at the store so I decided to take a regular home air filter and make my own covering for an old respirator. It says it can stop down to .3 to 1 microns. How many layers should I use?

No, testosterone literally suppresses the immune system, it's also why women have higher rates of autoimmune diseases, women's immune systems are stronger than mens

sopa de macaco uma delicia

Cold extends its life. Heat kills viruses.

Nashville reporting in.

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My uncles work shutdown on Thursday because a guy tested positive, my uncle will probably come down with it and infect my aunt.
If it’s not at your doorstep yet be grateful.

Yas Forums: it's happening and that's pretty cool

Normies: it's happening and that's pretty scary

MIGAtards: NOOOO IT'S NOT HAPPENING, TRUMP CAN'T LOSE, MUH STOCK MARKET, MUH COMMON COLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PAN"DEM"IC PAN"DEM"IC REEEEE

Apologise for making fun of Africa during ebola

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oh boy another one

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Both. The western world took it lightly ("it's just asian virus #3219312238, we will be fine") and chinese numbers are fake as fuck.

Yes, contact tracing and testing was on point, but they should've been faster in taking strikter measures, there might be a huge delay of up to 12 days on the reduced growth rate.

Hope you die soon, OP

>Male infertility confirmed
>archive.is/XxLE3
I don't see anything actually confirming it in the link, anyone have a proper sauce?

APOLOGISE

JEWS ARE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD

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Is it true Thailand is faking numbers as general pneumonia cases?

I hope after I die I can have an anime waifu like aqua waiting for me in the afterworld so I can scam her and make her my wife/pet for all eternity.

Any mutts got some statistics on firearms sales since January? Bet that graph would make DOW jealous.

The fact you ask that questions proves that you are purposely avoiding the information given to you

Introspect as to why downplaying this matters so much to your emotional well-being

NGL I'd rather have Trump than Bidet
Something about good ol' 'No Malarkey now jump in my lap and oat my leg hairs' doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in me.

Yas Forums meme'd in Trump as the Chaos Candidate, and now you have him. You get what you pray for...

Lol imagine having socialized medicine. What a shit hole.

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but you were always treated like this, you never actually realized that its true until now.

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have in mind that italians are a lot closer than irish people, and to you it can seem that they are close and for an italian they are far away

It's brain dead retarded.
Imagine thinking that you need to drink water to keep your throat moist...
I refuse to believe a human being wrote this.

>ace 2 confirmed

kidney damage and testicle confirmed real
oh nonono

Can somebody explain to me why this graph might be wrong? I've been told China has this under control, but why are ships not docking and why aren't containers being unloaded?
I thought China is going back to work?

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do you really think someone with mild symptoms is gonna go to get tested?

Well one group had the idea of testing this. Is there a latent and highly lethal virus lying dormant in the population?

They took blood samples from people across the US as well as some Western European countries and discovered something quite disturbing. A mysterious virus, referred to internally as "pathogen X" present in something like 95% of the samples.

It's an unusually large virus with a very particular shape, like a large toroid with spiky protruberances along the central axis.

The genome is HUGE, and that makes knowing its actual payload at this stage almost impossible. It shares significant similarities with smallpox, lassa, influenza, and HIV, but it neither looks nor behaves like any of these.

So the conclusion at this point is an uncomfortable one. You are likely infected by a mysterious virus that might be nothing, or it may become active at some point and almost certainly kill you.

Treating the virus is an open question at this point. We may be able to decrease the viral count extremely low using standard therapies, but the concern is that during the active phase it will undergo massive amplification in just a few days so it won't really matter how few virus particles are present.

The other idea is to create a vaccination against the active phase. But that would require activating the virus, and it's not clear it even has an active phrase (it may remain in the dormant phase permanently), and if it does have an active phase, what exactly triggers that is unknown.

But in theory, if we had the active form of the virus we could begin developing a vaccine very quickly. At this point serious people in the virology world treat the whole thing like a silly sideshow, but as other labs replicate the work and do their own investigating I imagine that might change pretty quickly.

Sauce: archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/uid/7bgvDDu6/
(read from bottom up)
We are infected, the whole world. China tried to cure it and fucked it up.

>nature favors traps to normal dudes due to high estrogen protecting them from virus

clown world

>Fuck boomers
>ok boomer
>Boomer holococaust when
>Corona-chan will fuck all boomers finally
Geez, why are boomers so arrogant, man.

I think fucking China don't lie ...
I mean just look Wuhan, the street are still fucking empty, and everyone have mask

Based but can you make it slower? I can't coom with such fast transitions

Managed to find one of these bad boys for 50 maple bucks in Toronto, but all the TP and bottled water is gone, lmao.

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me on the right

IM GONNA GET ALL THE LOOLLIIIISSS. as long as i stay alive i guess

Any other LA fags in here?

Just another shekel grab from the sons of satan

Discarded.

THEY STARTED THIS SHIT, IT'S ALL A PLOY TO GET THEIR DICKS SUCKED

Holy fuck, I'm so glad to be a social outcast who never travels. Sad to see so many white people there, but it's not like they weren't warned.

Hand it over

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will likely charge you 10 sheckles so it could be donated to you ;^)

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240460779/#q240460779
learn how to search the archive, it's not the first though

>Every government is lying about death tolls unless the record it and post a webm
Yeah, I'm sure you'll be vindicated any day now

the chinese also have one, and usa, even a spanish pharmaceutical company have one. fuck of with you jewish propaganda

Because it kills those who are 80+ y.o. with already bad smoke-related diseases. There are almost no 80+ female smokers in Italy of that age, while almost every man is or was.

The breathing exercise you dumbass

Why can't some people just have fun

Buying while i fucking can. We are going to hell.

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Oh no, Corona-chan...Farewell.

How many times a "cure" has been found this month? 4 times? 5 times?

how many different groups of scientists have said this now? Remember those retards in California who said they discovered the vaccine after one hour of studying the virus. Yes yes we have a vaccine pls gib millions so we can develop it. Fucking scam artists

I CANT CALM THE VFUCK DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is there a slower version?

To date (13 March), 2 COVID-19 positive deceased patients under the age of 40 have died. It is 1 person of 39 years of age, male, with pre-existing psychiatric diseases, diabetes and obesity, who died at home and 1 person of 39 years of age, female, with pre-existing neoplastic diseases deceased in the hospital.
epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/bollettino/Report-COVID-2019_13_marzo.pdf

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Memeflag

I already have it. Cough, tickling feeling in lungs, fever. GGD (our CDC) won't test, because I haven't been in contact with an initial patient.

In the long term the cost will actually be lower.

Smokers have lower total lifetime healthcare costs because they die young rather than become old and consume constant healthcare resources.

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WE ARE SAVED

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I just got home from travelling and I'm quarantining in my parent's cuckshed for two weeks, its about 33 degrees at night but I have a warm sleeping bag, but will the cold air kill me if I do get sick??? Heaters are not an option atm

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a few months from now
>"What the fuck guys this vaccine didn't work the jews scammed us!"

Ok so just gotta pray my crush in Europe doesn’t get it so he a) doesn’t die and b) doesn’t become sterilized.

I guess it’s time to summon a demon and start bargaining.

>Countries in lockdown: 10
lol still only 10!
How many days has it been stuck at 10? Four days? Five days?

are you living under some fucking rock?

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Unifags, what's your school like right now?

Oregon here, finals week was cancelled and most teachers just put tests online. Spring term is being held online until mid-April so far, teachers scrambling to figure out how that's going to work. It's supposed to be my last term so I'm lowkey loving it.

This is true. Here people are still walking well within 1m of each other. At the grocery store this morning everyone crowded around the front door. In line to check out they stood together. It makes me worry.

If a person says something which should make you questions whether or not the person is actually a human being you can safely disregard everything else that person says on the same subject.

Just a reminder to all toilet paper hoarders that washing your ass with water and soap is also an option. A much better option, actually.

>over 6k
What happened?

who is drawing this shit

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Thousands of anchored cargo vessels and tankers, Yangtze still empty all the way up to Wuhan.

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Lockdown should have happened last week, when they had to concede, that community spread is not containable anymore, further restricted public transportation and even curfew to be expected.

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MOAR...

Technically an active infection but asymptomatic. The genus/family is unknown. The genome is like a sock drawer. It's somewhat like a coronavirus but mostly defies classification.

CORONAVIRUS!

This lends to the speculation of it being an engineered pathogen as it appears so different from every other known virus. It's like if you suddenly saw a dog in the wild with wings and feathers. There's no way mere evolution could produce such an unusual organism seemingly overnight. It would have had to have been purposefully created.

>t. consumer

Atleast they arent relying on Google of all corporations to save them :^)

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WAKE UP YOU IDIOTS, YOU'RE ALL PART OF AN INDUCED MASS DELUSION CREATED BY THE NWO.

WAKE UP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

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at least buy food too nigger. also make sure to sweat profusely and wear a respirator so u freak out the normies

I'm very comfy rn

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The queen never begged Harry to divorce Meghan

Nice strawman.
2 months ago you niggers were chanting
>JUST WAIT TWO WEEKS BROOOO
>LITERALLY BODIES IN THE STREETS BROOOOO

Give it now

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how are your lungs? did it let you damage? and your semen, is still good quality?

sodomite

How many other corona viruses have they made vaccines for? None.

>imagine being at a club right now drinking throughout the night with your close friends and gf instead of being comfy in your room with /cvg/

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I am not comfy.
I prepped, but I can only hope I didn't get coofed on during the last few days when buying my stuff.
Everything is about to close down.
Government and news lie about the disease and what you should do.

The impact of this is going to be absolutely massive.
I hope you all realize you will never have a happening of this size ever again.

>feed the monkeys
>monkeys take over the city and form violent gangs

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Don't wear the masks goyims

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Fuck jewgle, I hope they burn in hell with their poo ceo.

oh, i get it, you'll continue doing this until it hits like a 100 million and then it'll be funny.

If he's referring to all potentially infected instead of the official case number, he's in no position to make such an estimate.

You’re retarded. The breathing exercise is a good indicator of the stage of your lungs, regardless of the mumbo jumbo that comes before it. Suit yourself.

coronachan will knock on your door soon user

og artist is unknown, i think some pole user is making the edits as far as i know

based

The deep breath is generally a good thing. See how much air you can possibly take into your lungs to stretch all the corners out. Everyone should do this daily, pandemia or not.

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Threat Level: cozy

Rip you beautiful French people. Your culture of family and humble humility, language made of rich clicks, and tantalising foods of litteral dirt will be missed.

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... if I was a sodomite why would I care if he becomes sterilized ???

They don't even care in here.

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>I hope you all realize you will never have a happening of this size ever again.

if its a bioweapon we are getting ww 3 in our lifetime

you got to be shitting me..

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>deaths already falling in Italy

OH NO NO NO NO happeningbros, we got too cocky!

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Does anyone have this updated animated map?

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>12 years still looking for SARS vaccine
>got this one sorted in a few weeks

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Are Indians the true survivors in all of this?
They don't need tp. They just poo in the street

holy shit, louisiana wtf. how did we get so many fucking cases in a day.

comfy af, all the shit i had to go to is cancelled and i still get my neetbux

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This is like 9 days old.

show tits

God I want to dick Aqua raw

A fine to you too sir.

Can anyone link wuflu music?

fuck off tranny

Good for now, three days in. They feel tickly.

after this league match ill make it slower.

Out of that whole list you didn't say "fuck chinks."
And that's why you're on lockdown. Dumb fucks.

Candles?

Is this taken from the future when the UN invades China for global peace?

doubt it, i live in the middle of nowhere
even if it was here it's just a cold.
10 critical in the USA of the 2200 patients; it's nothing.

here's the source you wanted

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>time's money friend!

if you have the US MSS get a bivy bag and a shitloat of blankets. Then 33 is easy also get lots of socks

All that except for some jazz my dude. Being a big fan of classical, I must say there are jazz artists who are a blessing. I'd imagine you're a fucking knob when it comes to appreciating music but I can't be certain.

Average French woman

I'm stealing this for future shitposting

Why does it feel like things are slowing down? Is it because we've been in HAPPENING mode for a month now?

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Thank you!!! As a whole, learning how to breathe through your lower lungs vs your chest is important. I think most people these days take short shallow breaths

every single sars research was stopped because the disease was gone and not profitable

I’ve heard about this before. If it’s true and if there is a depopulation agenda, that’s it, and it might be the 500,000,000 the Georgia Guidestones we’re talking about.
Real spooky. Idk if it has anything to do in relation to this though. You said you think the Chinese tried to cure it?

Ironically my virology professor was the only one in our school that tried to fight against closure, makes you think

mines suspended for 6 days, probably will expand for 1 month

im not murican tho

You ever get tired of hating 99.99% of the population?

The sun is hot and rain is wet

Your country didn’t even make the list...

>regardless of the mumbo jumbo that comes before it
That pretty much invalidated everything as the person has no clue what he is talking about.

Also the exercise is retarded, what would the result be? You can't breath well? It's Corona or one of a million diseases which do basically the same. You can? So now what?

France and Spain going on lockdown. That's kinda a big deal.

you won't wear it in public until you're already infected

Imagine prepping lmaooo we will just raid supermarkets when things go bad

take your fucking meds faggot

No.

Suddenly the numbers become more real.

Exactly. There will be no vaccine. They are telling the plebs this to calm them. If people knew just how bad things are going to get there would be panic in the streets already. The panic buying would turn to looting.

Absolute state of SARS vaccines

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I'm watching The Godfather at the moment to help the Italian economy

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basically any zinc ionophore should do the job. chloroquine/hydroxychloroquine, quercetin, etc

>it's also why women have higher rates of autoimmune diseases, women's immune systems are stronger than mens

Women have higher prevalence of autoimmune diseases as consequence of persistence of fetal cells after pregnancies.

where the fuck did you find this data

ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

post feet

Speaking of Jazz user have a jazz cover of komm susser tod
The perfect song for the perfect happening
youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU

I heard on some podcast that I can't find anymore that one of the US spy agencies had a plan/memo telling their employees they should be stockpiling 3 month with of supplies including masks. Anyone got that document?

Reporting in

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reminder to SELL SELL SELL on monday, futures is up! make it tank!

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>boomer parents are growing potatoes and pickling cucumbers and tomatoes every summer at their dacha
>they do so in enough quantity to last us an entire year
>tfw I barely even had to prep as a result (just had to buy some masks and disinfectants)
Peak comfy.

They'll be empty by that point

>I refuse to believe a human being wrote this.
Some wise men in the past said that only white people are the true humans.

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soon user.. soon...

*cough*

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He wanted to samples for his collection.

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us and France were infected before Italy? how'd they get so kill then?

Well duh because they are the ones who don't get medical treatment and ventilators first. They also deteriorate first. There are many young people being kept alive on ventilators right now in Italy. In Netherlands half in ICU are under 50. Without this kind of medical treatment an enormous amount of younger people will die

That's obviously untrue, in fact in Wuhan they were experimenting with SARS vaccines on macaques in 2018. In an ABSL-III lab

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go back nigger

what;s his endgame?

Based.

marinetraffic.com. Keep an eye on it very useful

Already have that one but thank you for your service

> Be Norwegian
> Own a hut
> Travel with the family to the hut with multiple stops in misc stores and gas stations and infect a small county

In Norway they are talking about sending in the Civil Defense to return the people who thought they could take early Easter vacation.

I hope the social democratic plebs that only think of themselves can taste their own medicine - excessive government power LOL.

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My isnt promising bullshit "solutions" tho.

You're retarded, it filters incoming air, outflow isn't filtered. You wear it to not get infected.

COuld sopa de macaco cure corona?

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Given the current circumstances I think one in particular is more likely than the million others. If anything it can give you peace of mind when you pass. If not, just monitor it and take whatever you’ve decided to do in case you catch it. Either way, I recommend you meditate.

Because people are finally responding.
Outside China it ran rampant for weeks, and it was running rampant for weeks within China.
Now everyone is working to slow it, although it’s gotten pretty far. In terms of acceleration I think we’re slowing down (assuming nothing goes wrong, or maybe right), but the peak is yet to come.
I’m betting April, maybe May if this thing is seasonal, and there’s no reason to think it won’t go down outside of flu season.

Will do

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>I am not comfy
Not comfy either I live with people who are not gonna self isolate
I just wanna be locked in an own apartment and be comfy with stockpiles and internet..
I'm not comfy I'm gonna contract it
Aaaaaaaahhhh

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Seriously nobody else saunafresh here? Anyone?

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Those were "imported" cases, Chinese tourist, that were confined. At least for France, I don't know about the US, but most likely the same. It only started going up between the native population far later, and later than Italy.

The average chilean is too poor to buy supplies for more than a month

you mong that's a Falun Gong-cult propaganda outlet

have a few more I made this morning when baking, will post in other thread, we need more Mitchell posting

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>Have a local library card?
I have a local library drive with 1.08TB of books on politics, history, sociology, gunsmithing, guerilla warfare etc., is that enough?

Why contain it?

kek I meant us, as in Germany

It's the only thing I learned in music class. It also helps if you have slime in the lungs.

I remember looking this up back in January and seeing the same thing. Simpler times back then.

Fake

>I CANT CALM THE VFUCK DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i live where the big dot is. i can't either.

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Or still cry about Piñera

western governments are extremely cumbersome and slow. we can't respond to anything because we've become stagnant

Based Russian parents

Well, we contained one outbreak in Bayern, I don't know about the french.

Absolutely based even though I like some rap and Kayne West

is that a munchkin?

>tfw graduated 2 years ago from uni

I just wanted a based coronachan vacation... now I’m stuck at this work-from-home job lmao

>China has never lied on the internet
>ever

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>any article of clothing in Sauna
Vidun perkele.
Vasta > vihta.

Comfy reporting.

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look up glutamine brothers. It's not bunk.

>Expensive American healthcare results in less preventative medicine
>More people wait until conditions are critical before seeking treatment
>Build more ICU infrastructure than other nations
>More critical care capacity for pandemic
How many higher dimensions was this chess game played in?