Every restaurant here will be closed from midnight and this is the only thing I could get in my small boring town for...

Every restaurant here will be closed from midnight and this is the only thing I could get in my small boring town for the last non-canned-food meal.
Seriously, I really want to cry

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What the fuck? That shit looks fucking disgusting. It looks worse than prison food. And I know a lot about prison food because just 3 weeks ago I was released. I’m not a nigger btw

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FROG LEGS

why don't you learn to cook you stupid fucking zoomer ?

Shoulda prepped

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME. TO THE GOOD OLE DAYS.

That's total shit.

Your country is turbofucked by the way
Say goodbye to your parents/grandparents user
You might not have another chance

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How is it even legal for the government to close restaurants? Aren't they private businesses.
When are the French going to let the streets run with blood of the tyrants again?

move here when its all over friendo

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the chad british herd immunity vs the virgin french locked inside with chips and a bun

>during an epidemic
>eating a coronakebab
are you people retarded ?

Came here to post this.

Buy some frozen stuff bro. That shit good. God I might just go and fry some of this shit up right now.

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Should have emigrated

If you can't cook basic food you deserve to starve to death anyway

Do you not have a McDonalds near by?

This is not the france I've come to expect

that looks pretty good though..

lad, give it enough time and they're gonna do it here too, we have much, much more community spread than France, and much more spread out

Will Coronavirus prove to be a huge nothingburger like all the right wingers say?

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>Wah I can't cook bc I'm a pathetic retard
Why even make such an embarrassing thread?

maybe because the grocery shops are in short supply right now?

Considering the vast majority of "restaurants" here are nothing more than suppliers of generic microwaved food in plastic bags sold 10 times the original price. I'd say that's not a huge loss.

The same thing will happen to you. And thats when all those guns are gonna come in handy. Not to overthrow the feds but to stop the horde of chimping groids who live off of collecting bottles and using the change they get for them at ShartMart to buy the cheapest item McDicks, Kentucky Fried Cocks etc sell to stay alive one more day. Be ready.

Also how much did that cost you?

You're still gonna be able to buy food and make something that's much better than the gunk OP posted

t'es pas foutu de te faire cuire des pates?

Yes, but only after people actually self-quarantine, probably enforced by the government.

intubate!

Frenchman eating French fries? Should that be some sort of cannibalism?

based

OK I did prep if any fags are wondering. 20 kg of white rice, 10 kg of pasta, 2 dozen cans of pasta sauce, a lot of canned food that I forgot to count, 100 litres of bottled water, 30 litres of milk, 2 kg of cereals, 2 kg of "long-conservation" bread, and lots other stuff that I forgot about
I just ran down the street right after knowing that and tried to find any restaurants that are still opened. There was a pizzeria still opening but they told me that they had stopped making new pizzas when I walked in, they were just waiting for their last customers to go pick their orders up.

i thought the secret to pommes frites was that they were twice fried? those sorry fries look like they were dunked in room temperature oil. i thought the french had incredible cooking skills?? I'm gonna be eating lamb and beef in quarantine

You sure have pigeons, sparrows or rats around

The nearest is like 4 kilometers away, and I don't have a car

I know what I am dressing up as for halloween

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Tonight we all eat like kings

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>tfw just ate this beast for lunch
Really messy, not worth it.

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Stupid nigger go buy a French MRE it has some great canned dishes

>Dr Pepper
I N T E L L E C T U A L

>French cuisine

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>falling to the fast food jew
you can cook something much more healthier and tastier for half the price

was it tasty though

>the last non-canned-food meal.

Supermarkets are still open.
Learn2cook you fucking autist

Take aways and deliveries are still working here. For now.

Flag checks out

Yes it was fucking delicious

Sandwich looks good, pop the fries back in the oven at 375 for 10 minutes and you’ll never not reheat fries like that

are those freedom fries

Meanwhile I am cooking delicious filling meals from scratch that are much cheaper than store or restaurant bought.

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you enjoying those open borders you faggot frog fuck?

>be french
>can't cook
show your hands

nigger or zoomer?

>Seriously, I really want to cry
Fucking faggot, seriously

I'm surprised the French don't consume bat soup. Their tastes are not too far behind the Chinese.

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Humans are omnivores, and that is to be understood literally. Not our fault you have been reduced to feeding of industrially processed slop. Id rather eat Bats before I touch american "food"

Im still living the fast food dream. Dont care if i get it now since i believe my mom already has it.

You prepped, so you should be fine, what are you whining about?

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN KEBABINOS, BURGERINOS AND ASIAN BUFFERINOS !!!!

Canned food isn't that bad when it's 100% meat. Hoard canned and dried meat.

learn to cook faggot

That's a south-western dish. Those crypto-basques are fucked up and the best proof of it is how they call the pains au chocolat.

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