/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2063 - FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

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Happeningfags 1 month ago:
>OMG THERE'S A GORILLION DEAD IN CHINA
>CHINAS GONNA COLLAPSE
>REST OF WORLD WIPED OUT IN MARCH BROOO
>THEY'RE CREMATING MILLIONS LOOK AT ALL THESE VIDEOS

Happeningfags now:
>WOOOOOAHHHHHHHH 2 NEW CASES IN *WHOCARESLAND*
>u..uhh no I don't have anymore videos....uhhhhh
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRUMP INHALED!!!! HE'S SICK!!!!

This is pathetic even for Yas Forums.
It's clearly nothing and being played up; you faggots aren't helping that. MSM probably picked up your bullshit here and ran with it.

Keep sinking your savings into panic buying though, the people pushing the fear porn love you lining their pockets.

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based voluntary boomer death camps

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>Insisto

How do you guys deal with coping trumptards?

Pic related is twitter of guy that runs radio show in Kentucky. He's been saying for weeks that this was the real deal and people need to prepare. But Kentucky is a red state and have been saying it's fake news and hate if anyone says different.

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I work in a private physical therapy clinic in the bay area. What are the chances of a clinic like that being cancelled? I have to touch different people all day long. I guess it just comes down to whether or not the owner cares more about money or safety, right?

fatcat landlords: pause rents. you'll be okay not making an extra 489k this month

North Carolina closing all schools for 2 weeks over 23 cases.

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

bros....I feel like I have heart burn under my sternum. is it coronavirus??

"this faggot virus will never cause a pandemic"

Your border closure will only buy you time. I hope you are using it to prepare.

>FUCK MEMEFLAGS
what does that mean?

UK fags, what’s it like over there right now? Is this herd immunity shit really happening?

SECOND DEATH IN IRELAND I REPEAT SECOND DEATH IN IRELAND

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theguardian.com/society/2020/mar/13/why-regular-handwashing-can-be-bad-advice-for-patients
And you thought you had problems

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>>LIVE WORLD COUNTER STREAM
>youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw
this guy is retarded

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Is Greenland safe?
visitgreenland.com/articles/corona-virus-status/

WARNING: CCP shills pushing communist propaganda trying to blame the US for the China flu that started in China.

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/uid/7bgvDDu6/
Bro nobody is mutilating themselves from this

is this fresh pasta?
and where is Gary?

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Tl;dr

fuck you nigger
no money for rent
no apartment

I hope my Andalusian gf is safeeeee

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what is that idiot saying now?

>ITS
>JUST
>A
>FLU
>BROS

>IM
>SAFE
>CAUSE
>I
>AM
>YOUNG

Literally coping. These numbers match the Italy numbers. Being young DOES NOT MAKE YOU SAFE.

Prepare your mind for this. At best you will have a lifetime of debt

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>t. sinofobe

any idea if someone found the (((secret))) article he was refering to?

This is a nothingburger, more people die in car accident every day than this disease will kill over it's existance

OUR PRESIDENT SAID NOTHING, WE ARE GOING TO DIE.

Absolutely disgusting. Glad I postponed my holiday to August.

Equatorial Guinea added; India in the red zone.

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2-3 weeks and people are laughing at this hysteria. I hope you didn't actually prep and waste your money on a 2% boomer killer.

That's weird.

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>UK fags, what’s it like over there right now?
Deaths have doubled in 24 hours (still only 20, but 10 of those in the last 24 hours)
>Is this herd immunity shit really happening?
Yes

based chef reference

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Who /chaos/ here? If i even suspect I have it I'll be at work coofing on my boss's office door handles, all over the canteen area where he makes his food. Coofing into my hands and touching basically every surface possible.

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Gran Canaria mentioned for second time :)

Nothing burger

>CCP = Chinese people
wat

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wtf was it always like this?

Are we near an inflection point or is this patern a coincidence?

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>Follow us on Twitter for 20$/month!

That happened way earlier today. Up north here, apparently a few in hospital now with it, just waiting on the first death here.

>154155 infected
>5798 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Post world stats cunt

/r/'ing 20k and 150k versions

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I'm sick with corona, what do? Am I fucked?

Why yes I have been F5'ing /r/coronavirus all day listening to doomers larp as doctors how could you tell?

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show them the based Tucker clip on it, usually convinces them

youtube.com/watch?v=EbyPW8lJX2E