/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2061 - FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

>twitter.com/davcarretta/status/1238791068071661568
obituaries in a Bergamo local paper
beginning of February vs now

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this picture would be hotter if she had hairy armpits

>erasmusmagazine.nl/en/2020/03/14/unique-discovery-in-erasmus-mc-antibody-against-corona/
happening cancelled in 18 months

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Grocery stores starting to close for lack of stock.

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This is bigger than I could have imagined...

BREAKING: Spanish citizens coming to Russia to undergo mandatory ass shaving and disinfection to avoid risk of COVID-19 transmission via infected dingleberries, announced the Russian ministry of foreign affairs as part of new measures to contain the coronavirus outbreak as reported by RT news.

17th for no habbening

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fuck

Post one, get one

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Cite full file number

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To all that look at their local obituaries. Look for the phrase "unexpected illness" or something along those lines.

REMINDER

IRAN SLIMES ARE SAYING 175k INFECTED IN THEIR COUNTRY
>IRAN SLIMES ARE SAYING 175k INFECTED IN THEIR COUNTRY
IRAN SLIMES ARE SAYING 175k INFECTED IN THEIR COUNTRY
>IRAN SLIMES ARE SAYING 175k INFECTED IN THEIR COUNTRY
IRAN SLIMES ARE SAYING 175k INFECTED IN THEIR COUNTRY
>IRAN SLIMES ARE SAYING 175k INFECTED IN THEIR COUNTRY

twitter.com/NatalieAmiri/status/1238884871633854466

Rate my prep

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Never expected to see my city on here.

GAY ASS BAKER WON'T UPDATE STATS FOR SHIT. FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY THREAD

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that's some scary ass shit

or (viral) pneumonia

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

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I have to throw my thrash away, should I prepare my mask or just simply go?

Pay your respects to victim number 1 from Wuhan, China Mr Sa Mha Id age 64.

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Americans the most superior race
Won’t even exceed 100 deaths here
We watch and laugh as THOUSANDS of people in your SHITHOLE countries
DIE
HAHAHAHAHAHA

hoarding coronachan is immoral, post them all for the greater good you kraut

Based. Can I join?

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>ITS FINALLY HAPPENING GUYS, LISTEN TO YOUR HEALTH OFFICIALS!!!!!

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I may be retarded but isnt this done so the workers can restock everything in peace during those hours? Imagine restocking with normies chimping out around you

God tier/10

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pretty much every hotel and restaurant in monterey ca is closing on sunday for a few weeks minimum, probably because the reduced tourism levels is running them out of money but thousands have been laid off already. not one confirmed case within 60 miles either

meanwhile in my country, schools are still open

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1 for 1 trades only or they get devalued

did he died? last i heard he got away with it

I'm worried about argiebro, haven't seen him today and Argentina was already getting close to mad max territory even before this crisis started. What if his prep stash was raided by some Bolivians?

I don't think stupid British citizens will follow the British government's suicidal virus measures quietly.
Perhaps they will flood the hospital and British healthcare will collapse.

I don't care if I get coronavirus.

I just want to make sure my cat won't get it.

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It's ok bro kids don't get sick from this faggot virus
rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5056536/sehraz-breda-coronavirus-16-intensive-care-besmet-covid19

>The [French] health ministry added that patients should choose paracetamol [instead of ibuprofen] because “it will reduce the fever without counterattacking the inflammation”.
Does this make any sense? I thought fever was whole-body inflammation.

>Hey guys we should implement more precautions
>Are you an Expert? NO! I TRUST THE GOVERNMENT and they WILL PROTECT US!

These are the average comments on facebook here I guarantee we will be the first country in anarchy cause of this dumb virus

>Work as a baker, just making bread in a small place right in the middle of Madrid
>Bakeries are in the allowed businesses to remain open
>Boss doesnt want to close yet, not out of jewery, but out of "responsability" to provide bread
MFW

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>0 cases in greenland
>0 cases in antarctica
>somethingburger

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Again, fuck trannies

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You mock, you catch
You underestimate, you die

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This is probably Boris's goal. He wants to do away with the NHS, but can't say so openly.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8111897/Britons-form-huge-queues-purchase-toilet-roll-strip-shelves-bare-panic-buying-continues.html

lmao

A single coomer can repopulate the Earth.

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tu culpa por no ser nini

>Netanyahu: “We’re in a war. Our enemy is the virus.”
Good luck Coronachan

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NO NOT GRANDMAS SAUCE

>imagine not understanding why memeflags are part of Yas Forums
>imagine thinking Yas Forums is a serious place

>closed from 12am-5am

They're stocking up over night, moron

not getting sick =/= not getting infected with minor to none symptoms
those kidds will carry the virus back home

Can cats and dogs even get it? I know chinks started killing their pets shortly after the outbreak began, but I just chalked it up to chinks being chinks.

Fever is caused by your body increasing the rate of work by releasing more AH1-enzymes

then give her a suit user

its so they can restock without getting stabbed for a roll of TP

let's keep discussing.
how do we bring manufacturing industry to countries like spain so they can start flipping off and deporting the low life alcoholic tourists?

how comes no one posted about non-china infections overcoming global recoveries?

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same situation here. is it very far?

Yeah but they still spread it

Who /feel like pic related is literally you/ here?

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That looks like its from RUST

have some of my sauce bro

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Free coupons for Corona
mega.nz/#F!GWADQaRS!3yuOGCae39EvDkVH3a5tyQ

the last time they were at war, their enemy killed 6 gorillion of them. maybe history will repeat

hold your breath and close your eyes while squeezing the anus for safety

Get out, cumbrain

That's fucked

why are there so many fucking threads? Why didn't you guys stop the glowniggers from splitting the general?

or some of his

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I know, should have clarified, the article says a 16-year old boy is critical in ICU with the virus.

Rusted it up

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>Feel feverish
>Cough
>Slight shortness of breath (feels like I can't take a full breath)
See you on the other side anons.

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Anyone else not falling for the toilet paper meme.
If I run out I'll just scrape and rinse.
No point feeling ashamed of doing something differently.
It's called progress.

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Can someone explain why this gets posted in every thread?

because it took you, based mountainjew, to point that out.
but that's just official numbers. the ccp lies. the real numbers are probably at least 10x higher.

RARE

YES!

youre going to make it kid.

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RIP friend

do you spice it?

I bet those two are butt fucking each other right now

All Hail Corona Chan!!
All Hail /cvg/!!
All Hail Bobo!!

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Based. Thanks lad. I'll give you 10,000 scrap and some fragmented metal.

To alert our chinese overlords of wrongthinking on the internet?

How dumb would it for me to go to the casino?
My local casino is offering me 5 free nights with drinks and food included.

also, super funny cat

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We've hit 75K non-China cases

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>most emigrants young
>are a lot of oldfags in Europe

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Take it easy, hombre. Being a baker is based. You're baking bread, dog. I've always wanted to bake bread

Supposedly makes chink posters fuck off

dont forget to lick the spoon afterwards to disinfect

Fucking jews

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Surprise me

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...

Can they even COOF? If they can't they're fucked yo

>Spanish president just reading a teleprompter with all the info was sent this morning to the newspapers

PARA ESTO 7 HORAS DE ESPERA SO GILIPOLLAS? QUE IGLESIAS TE HAYA MORDIDO E INFECTADO SO CABRÓN

Not really tho

If you can't post numbers, don't post. Not interested in CDC level cocksucker excuses. Numbers or GTFO.

CITY BEEN IN LOCKDOWN FOR 3 DAYS NOW
I'M GONNA GO SCOUT LADS

GONNA UPLOAD PICS

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transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (almost a week old by now)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
>pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

3blue1brown on exponential growth
>youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

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In the context of immunology inflammation = immune response as a whole

haha so funny cat!
kill yourself

breaking out the spell book again i see gotta lay down them moon runes

PUT THE BAG

IN THE CHEESEBURGER

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how do you reddit faggots even manage to write like that? do u have a seizure when pressing the space bar?

thats why you better shut that island down, so you stay over there, you sick island monkeys.

Quebec deserves to starve and freeze

Was wollen sie machen, unsere Konservendosen konfiszieren?

Do it fo the hive!

Be some craic if theres actually a 15% re infection rate. The country will collapse

holy based

Will you be hostile to other smart survivors and preppers or will you recruit people to help you and eventually rebuild?
Asking for a friend.

Same here, bro.

That is actually a good call. If everyone making food stop production shit would go down fast.

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>PANIC GOYZ,ITZ SURELY HABBENING!!!!!

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Why are Zoomers exempt from the Wuhan Flu?
Makes me seriously mad.

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>go out to grab some food
>every fucking store is packed with people
>people in close proximity in the checkout line and passing each other in the aisle
>can hear people coofing throughout the store
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out

I feel like the media inciting a panic has made this shit spread 1000x faster by throwing everyone together

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Boris is trying to destroy Britain.
Probably US and Japan will block Britain.

Québec just got to 24 cases, starting to climb steadily now. Exponential growth incoming?

hey, a coronachan I haven't seen yet. Based and thank you.

Oh shit a new one.
I've saved so many now that I barely ever find new Corona-Chans.
>Still waiting for a suitable version to buy a dakimakura of so I can cuddle her
feels bad man

I'm worried too. Was looking forward to seeing him here today, instead it was gay split threads full of shills with no data update for the entire day. Hope he's ok

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I'm sorry I need you to do that math again.

wa.de/nordrhein-westfalen/coronavirus-nrw-kitas-schulen-schliessen-covid-19-kindergaerten-news-13560300.html
Cologne about to get shut down!

wa.de/nordrhein-westfalen/coronavirus-nrw-kitas-schulen-schliessen-covid-19-kindergaerten-news-13560300.html
Cologne about to get shut down!

wa.de/nordrhein-westfalen/coronavirus-nrw-kitas-schulen-schliessen-covid-19-kindergaerten-news-13560300.html
Cologne about to get shut down!

wa.de/nordrhein-westfalen/coronavirus-nrw-kitas-schulen-schliessen-covid-19-kindergaerten-news-13560300.html
Cologne about to get shut down!

wa.de/nordrhein-westfalen/coronavirus-nrw-kitas-schulen-schliessen-covid-19-kindergaerten-news-13560300.html
Cologne about to get shut down!

yeah they will raid you to get your stash and redistribute it among shitskins

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(you) did

depends

are they white

Finally, the job of your dreams.

I know what that feel, the only thing i hear in the news is outdated information from months ago being treated as new

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