How many do you have ?

Four. Did not prep. Should last me a month. People are npcs.

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Everywhere is out of toilet paper and wet wipes so i just bought a case of these bad boys from Sam's club
Yeah yeah you'll tell me i cant flush them, whatever bro the plumbing is my landlords problem and hes legimately jewish so fuck him my ass needs wiped

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i just ordered 24 mega rolls off walmart
for some reason it wasn't listed on the regular search engine
but then my parents came home with a bunch of tp, so i may just cancel it

I use one roll for a week or more, WTF is wrong with your ameribros?

Time for some toilet terrorism. Imma clog the shit out of the sewers so those tp hoarding boomers have to live with their shit while they coof to death.

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fucking idiots got 15 years worth of toilet paper and only 1 years worth of food.

Somewhere between 0 and 44,000

I normally keep 200 rolls on hand for 4 bathrooms and I often travel to work in different cities and I'll take a 3 month supply at least at 1 roll per week estimate although I rarely use that much myself.
I stock everything I need so when I go on the road I don't have to go out and waste time buying regular use products. Can't help it, seems like a good plan to me.
Also, buy at least one of everything Infowars has including a water filter and freeze dried food and you will not regret it. Do it week by week if you're a poorfag just start buying one of their products when you can afford it, store it, and note the expiration date if applicable and use it by that date taking into consideration dosage recommendation and quantity.
goodluck and godspeed

The majority of our peoples asses are much bigger, Vasili

Toilet Terrorists get the Swirly.

like 6 rolls but why would you need any more than that do you think water will stop running?

50

And im worried as fuck already.

Not enough

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such a great fuckin post

six in downstairs bathroom, four in upstairs bathroom. Went to the Coop yesterday and plenty of TP on the shelves so not worried at all, only bought some pasta as it was discounted to 42 cents a 500g box. All shelves fully stocked in fact. All quiet and calm here in the Lombardy lockdown region.

TP posting is rivaling Malarkey posting and if I had to guess, has taken over by a decent margin.

>Italy's internet was shut off a week ago
>based Chink spy
>7/10 don't shit yourselves it's a rage zombie virus everyone here is dead

1 roll lasts me a week and a half and I have around 100 rolls. I think I'll be ok

I lost all mine in a boating accident.

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2 pallets in my basement

I have like a pack and a half, but I also have a bunch of wet wipes. thank you shemitah scare for getting me prepped.

Just 4 and a half rolls. But ridiculous amounts of guns and ammo.

You toilet paper waders disgust me. Told your shit like you're civilized. Half roll? Full roll? PER FUCKING DAY?

YOU'RE TOILET PAPER NIGGERS.

48 one for each week.

>inb4 bidet
bidet is gross. does someone come behind you and clean the shit particles off of the faucet head that have splashed off of your ass and all over the fucking place? no. how often do they clean them? how many shits is that with shit particles splashing all over the place?
gross. 3rd world bathrooms are 3rd world and that's pretty much everywhere but USA.
we have the best fucking water pressure and even trailer park trash could take a 30 minute hot af shower [if they wanted to but judging by the smell not so much] if Europe wants to be taken seriously they need to update to modern facilities like a 6 gallon per flush toilet that actually carries the poop away and hot water.
no wonder they can't fight a simple flu bug.

As far as decent quality rolls go: 2 family packs (18 rolls each) + a 9 pack, then 12 pack of really bad rolls.
I wonder if I'll be able to buy a tank when these become the defacto currency.

BUrgers eat more ahit then any other person on the planet, they shit every 20 minutes

Honestly you people laugh at nigger hoarders, but you really don't have enough niggers yourselves. The average person uses 1 nigger per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 niggers a week. Over 100 a month. Niggers will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs them.

10 rolls, enough for 3 month.
Also I have skills to hunt animals and prepare them to eat, something which is far better than 2 months of reserves in cans silly prepers bought and think they gonna make it if shits will really go down.

22 (4rolls in 1). Live alone.

Nearly 2 full 24 packs. I accidentally bought a 24 pack 4 weeks ago when I had already bought a 24 pack the week before that when I saw that I was running low. So I’ll basically be good for the rest of the year.

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Not enough. Never enough.

there must be an internet rule for this. you can insert nigger into any pasta and it comes out pretty good.

>tfw diaperfag and laffing at plebs right now

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Useless with out buying dozens of bins to put the extra shit stain paper if they implement forced quarentine. It will overflow in a day.

Fucking animals chimping out has given me more respect for preppers.
Ignoring all their rambling they're atleast smart and friendly enough to slowly stock up instead of hoarding everythin at once.

For the people that think TP is going to run out.
youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo&feature=youtu.be [Open]

We have mountains of the stuf. And i we have it your country most likely has warehouses full as well.

60

Yo I do shit a lot, tho u rite

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Have Japanese e-toilet / bidet. Toilet paper is a long-ago memory except when out of home.

If water system fails, I have about 50 rolls as back up. Frankly, if the water system fails we have bigger problems than butt wiping.

17. I use water mostly.

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Kek

I have about two months worth. I stocked up 2 weeks ago.

Enough

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16 rolls

ahahah exactly my thought
amerilards never cease to surprise me

I also use one a week. Shit, I split a bathroom with one person and still only consume one a week. And I work from home.

>2 cans of beans
>only 120 rolls of toilet paper
you played yourself

More than enough to wipe anything that moves.

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I bought 1000 rolls about a week ago, just waiting until I can trade a 10pack for a cute wife.

Name a worse fucking toilet paper than this bros. I bet you can't.

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70 rolls.

haha lol

Kek

1 roll. I'm fucked.

3 rolls and some change. I don't know what the fuck you people are eating or how retarded you are but I've been on the same roll since mid-august 2019

>Want to buy toilet paper - not because of the virus, just normally
>My regular shop is sold out
>Next shop over is sold out
>Turns out there is no more toilet paper in town
Fuck
>Drive to the next town and check all shops
>No toilet paper
>Drive to another town
>No more toilet paper
>Repeat - 5 towns later
>Finally find TP
Fuck you I'm gonna stockpile this shit now
>Buy TP for 50€

>Italy's internet was shut off a week ago
lmao u ameritards sure believe a lot of bullshit, don't ya?

240

kek underrated

just use your left hand, Muhammad

Don't use socks and clothing for your butt, a friend of mine did that, clogged the toilet, called a plumber, and ended up being infected by coronavirus and aids(he and his wife had unprotected anal sex with him).

24 rolls, I made my mom buy some before shit hit the fan. she thinks I'm a genius now.

1650+ baby wipes (I forget how many packs it is cause I havent looked) but should be enough to hold me over for 2 years or so

toilet paper is inferior to me , i havent bought it for years

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That'll be gone in a single day

0

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This, just how much do americans poop?

Currently have 50 rolls. I use at least one roll per day. Ulcerative colitis (autoimmune disease) sufferer, currently spend half the day shitting blood uncontrollably. Tried to stock up when the tards started panicking over the common cold, but could only do so much.

When I run out just going to have to "borrow" some from my neighbors.

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Not if he's into DIY and has some rolls of sandpaper in his garage.

I use 6 leafs a day.
What the fuck area you doing with those rolls?

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12 mega rolls just for me

will i make it bros

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

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Save me

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>leafs
good, fuck canada

No, I'm an arian, not a filthy Kanacke!

I only got about 2 left brehs

i have 4 rolls, but I am confident that when the mad rush Panic Pooper Preppers is over, I will be able to visit the store and find fully stocked shelves.

what's in the tubs

it better be more toilet paper

150ish large rolls

Wiping my ass exclusively with paper napkins I get from fast food orders. I shit weekly and order fast food daily.

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Ett pour quoi?
On n,en a pas besoin habituellement

What's the shelf life on baby wipes? They got 60 decent sized ones for a buck at Dollar tree. Seasame street branded nigga

bought 3 32 packs a month ago. almost running out. trying to replenish but every fucking store is empty

...

dont leak this secret

over around 100 or so rolls

Plenty. People are gonna be pissed when I start wasting rolls just for grins.

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How does that exactly work?

It sprinkles water up your crack? And then? Is there a hair dryer build in or do you still need to wipe yourself?

What happens if you have one of those really nasty shits that's just sticking on you and refuses to go?

Like 71. Because I bought one pack at Sam's club last week and it came with 72 rolls in the pack.

As long as you keep them sealed up, they can last months dude.

You nean how long do they stay moist? I dont know but I figure you can just add water to them if they start to dry up and close the lid.

Or just use them as regular dry toilet paper at that point and damp it in the sink before hand

It'll fuck up your plumbing anyways