/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2060 - FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

Blocking meme flags has saved this site for me.

Signal to noise ratio is so low now its good again

Ublock extension :

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WE ALL DIE GOYIM

That little virus girl needs a spanking, with sterile gloves on of course.

Ce vrea Iohanis sa faca ca n am inteles

A dat deja stare de urgenta, practic n o sa mai ieși din casa sa te plimbi teleleu fara sa te salte poliția

Să te fută ăn kur.

The prime minister announced that all non-necessary places will be closed. (restaurants, cafes, nightclub etc etc)
It's happening

You are 10/10 retarded. Read the damn research. This virus has the ADE of dengue. Dengue never fucking goes away. You get it over and over..the second time you get dengue the chances are you will get hemorrhagic dengue. There have been cases of CO CO-COMMITENT infection of DENGUE AND WUFLU,

There is no such fucking thing as immunity to this virus. Anyone telling you so is lying to you to comfort you--or they are fucking stupid.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO CATCH this-not catching it is the ONLY way to survive it. It will eventually get you.

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Anyone who's prepping please do not tell anyone who you haven't planned for about your stash. Those in your life who are unprepared may try to pull at your heartstrings and attempt to parasite your supplies.

This. There will never be a vaccine. Recovery is a myth. This is the gamebreaker. Bunker up and don't leave your house. If you catch it you are fucked beyond repair.

>FUCK MEMEFLAGS
racist basterd

>degenerate clubs and bars in Berlin are closed
I guess there is an upside to all of this?

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FRANCE IS UNDER LOCKDOWN EVERYTHING IS CLOSED

The soon-to-come chimp-out will be glorious. Blood will flow in the streets. The hellhole will burn.

who the fuck uses 1 roll of toilet paper a day? you have to be trolling

read Emerging, good horror manga about a virus

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This x1000. Don't tell friends, don't tell family (at least not those who you aren't currently living with).

Desperate people will be a much greater risk than the virus. They will literally murder you over a can of beans. Beware.

lol still no "100,000" infected in Ohio."
How long has it been stuck at no "100,000 infected in Ohio?" Four days? Five days?

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Works just as well as Vit C! It's amazing!

Is that Junji Ito? Then I'll read it. Have been reading Uzumaki. Was genius.

you are the same fags that said ebola would kill the world and we would all die

Do niggers count as people?

You shouldn't tell. Normies may catch this. They are supposed to go fucking extinct, not to be saved.

"Oi! I ordered MEAT with these here buns!"

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>The average person uses one roll per day
Never change America

I have had an epiphany. A painful one.
Looking at the people and how they behave when shits real, i have to admit, tptb are fucking right and people are nothing more than cattle that needs to be told whats good for them and never let them decide themselves.
Fuck this clown world. The people made me think this.

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I didn't care jack shit about Ebola. I just thought Ebola-Chan was fucking cute and we had a lot of fun making up memes and fake news that eventually may have helped her to kill more niggers.

Only as 3/5ths of one

herd is the word

Just got tested and told to quarantine lads. I will fight this virus from within.

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I thought the sterilization thing was a meme

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Who are you to talk about impending doom?

Overvalued due to government intervention in the marketplace.

Nigger.

>my junior college hasn't cancelled classes for next week
>a few professors scheduled test as well
>entire family is at-risk individuals except for me
Its not worth going right /cvg/? Maybe I can just pick up a trade if it all blows over

Based fellow spicychad

Godspeed, Burgerbro.

Best of luck. Remember the steps:
1. Lie down
2. Try not to coof
3. Coof a lot.

How long until people start laughing at this meme virus? I'm going to say it happens early April when everyone realizes it's literally the flu and only the weakest will die with a death rate of ~2%

Serious question: what is the possibility that one or more nations take advantage of this pandemic and start a war with whoever has beef with?

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Ohio cases just doubled in hours.

This morning 13 cases
Now 26

it's from Hokazono masaya, a horror manga Artist like junji

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Reply to this post and all of 's family dies from a super loving painful embrace from Corona-chan for being such a massive leaf faggot.

israel vs palestine is a given, they take any distraction to pulverise their houses

Louisiana is preparing. Pic 1/5
It's a tent in front of a hospital that wasn't there yesterday. They probably put it over night.
It has a huge ass generator in the back or whatever it is, but I couldn't come close cause a cop told me to get lost.
I will try to get the back pic later

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Uh oh /cvg/, our fun is over...

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The casses are really going up now

If it keeps developing at the current rate for one more month: 100%. That is where the fun begins.

>1 roll a day
how much do americans shit?

You say this every thread.. No we don't stop being a consumer troll besides. i always keep three Box's containing 48 rolls of Pom bath tissue in my basement and one under my sink. I don't need to prep because i am always prepped.. that's what it really means to be prepped. at any time if something goes bad i don't need to run out and find food i have it, i also have water that i rotate regularly.

FRANCE UNDER LOCKDOWN

Italy is soon dead.

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>borders closing left and right
>workers falling ill everywhere
Explain to me again how this won't cause massive food shortages?

I'm starting to genuinely worry this isn't just a flu.

Can someone post the midwit we're fucked meme?

>tptb
Who?

Nope i got Real hot sauce not that synthetic crap in those packets.. have fun with that though normal fag.

WTF I THOUGHT IT ONLY EFFECTS OLD PEOPLE?

twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/1238901051555799040

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>doesn't post latest changes or world stats
Gay fucking cunt shill

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>cuban doctors

I think Isreal could find a way to weaponize COVID-19 and wipe off Palestine and then go "Oh no, what a tragedy, oh well."

>Cuban """"""""doctors""""""""

Is there a reason i should care anymore?
If getting infected is inevitable, then why get over worried?
You live or die and you cant do much else

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2/5

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How do i make an electricity generator with a stuff like pic related.
I dont have many tools or skills btw.

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check

>US Population 327 million
>Herd immunity for most diseases kicks in at about 70%
>70% of US population is 228,900,000
>Out of closed cases the death rate has been about 7%
>7% of 228,900,000 is 16,023,000
>16 million dead in the US.

Just the flu, bruh.

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Based Turk user still posting Bill. I was the bong posting Bill a couple of days ago but got banned for it, my ban only ended today. I'm glad to see that you've carried on my struggle

We had a volleyball game at Saaremaa vs a Milanese team. After the game hundreds of people all over the country and especially in Saaremaa have the disease. Does this happen with the flu? This shit is super contagious.

It's going to be so fucking bad and they still think it will just blow ever.
They really need to shut all businesses down, panic shopping will create a secondary spike down the road.

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It looks good so far, on chp 1. Also, babbys first oc

mangakakalot.com/chapter/emerging/chapter_1

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We had a blonde coronachan in january stupid newfag

please stay calm everyone the bun is vacant.

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Corona got him.
RIP Miyazaki San

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lmfao

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salinas ca and can confirm 6 of these tents + huge generator guarded by US Marshalls at local hospital

They are 50-60 and diabetic. Calm down

In their booklet “Arm & Hammer Baking Soda Medical Uses,” published in 1924, Dr. Volney S. Cheney recounts his clinical successes with sodium bicarbonate in treating cold and flu:2

“In 1918 and 1919 while fighting the ‘flu’ with the U. S. Public Health Service it was brought to my attention that rarely anyone who had been thoroughly alkalinized with bicarbonate of soda contracted the disease, and those who did contract it, if alkalinized early, would invariably have mild attacks.

I have since that time treated all cases of ‘cold,’ influenza and LaGripe by first giving generous doses of bicarbonate of soda, and in many, many instances within 36 hours the symptoms would have entirely abated.

Further, within my own household, before Woman’s Clubs and Parent-Teachers’ Associations, I have advocated the use of bicarbonate of soda as a preventive for ‘colds,’ with the result that now many reports are coming in stating that those who took ‘soda’ were not affected, while nearly everyone around them had the ‘flu.’

Holy fuck I hate when some dumb moron makes second thread and after 300 posts in the first one half of the people sit there and half there just waiting for getting another 300 to make a new thread

yeah man if you dont have any electricity you wont be able to produce enough of it with that shit anyway

Field hospital, we are doing the same here.

It was a lie to reduce panic. Anyone can die from SARS.

My ex is quarantined with corona. Good riddance, fucking cheating whore.

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It wont in America because we make tons of food and farmers are in the middle of nowhere.
>Whats that cities? Dumb rednecks, gun nuts, and fly over states? I guess you don't need our food then.

How do you use one roll a day? Are you eating your TP rolls?

UC Davis Health Systems internal MEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>HOW DARE BOOMERS BUY TOILET PAPER
>here guiz look at my supplies which include 10 liters of water, some noodles and a small knife

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"Bluish lips or face."

That's Spanish Flu tier pathogenic.

How come theres no videos of people dying to this?

jesus christ has anyone looked at this recently? we're going to the fucking moon

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There are landwhales out there. They literally weigh half a metric ton. Do the math.

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I don't know it's kind of like why they push that Africans, Asians and Hispanics are miniorities when their majorities in the world. Whites are 7.7% of the world as of 2010.. guess what.. it's less then that now and soon to be half that..It was estimated to be at 6.1 by now.. we shall see if that's true and if it is.. with the boomers gone it should be half that.. so we will be a miniority in our own country.. I wonder then if we will end up still socially oppressed until we die out. Not that it matters we hit a cultural deadend anyhow.we let them breed us out. stopped having kids of our own. Let it die.. just let it die. For those of you calling me a race traitor. wait until you try to get your woman pregnant after this. Expect infertility issues. we are being sterilized by Soros who funded this virus.. yay us..

Best of luck user. Remember vitamin D and C in loads. Also find a comfy vidya.

ie. exactly what's happening again this time.

>FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES
death,they will enjoy my fucking

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The average fat fuck amerimutt.

based?

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Cops are guarding, hard to take pictures. But I took 5 before was told to get lost
I have problem posting for some reason.

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jesus what the fuck is going on in vienna?
normal load according to the guys from here is around 3-5 cases per shift, we have a backlog of 20 from the previous guys

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The powers that be

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Only when in lockdown and on a strict bean diet

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At a football match in Russia, fans chant "we all die"
twitter.com/ru2ch1/status/1238887620589105152

The powers that be. Jews. Illuminati. Whatever.
They are right. Just look what people do, and they didnt even know winnie the flu is a bioweapon. >Hey, quarantine? Lets go to the beach yessss!
>No work? Lets fly to Seychelles, excellent time!
There is no hope you can ever tell the people something, ayys or whatever. You just cant. They will destroy themselves. You cant tell them, for their own good.
I always hated this. But this shitshow now going on made me realize they are truly right. Clown fucking world.

Oh stop it already.

reading I Am A Hero, it's a pretty good one

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Here you can kind of see the generator or whatever. It looked like it had a huge tube going in, I'm guessing AC cause it's hot as fuck here.

Why are people so afraid of war happening? War wont happen in first world again. Just because arabs are bombing each other in Iraq and Syria doesn't mean shit. It's normal there. I would be more worried if they stopped bombing each other. Calm down

>meme flag
>CuVa

lol no.

Source? Besides some Twitter retard I mean

Pray you won't have any need of medical care in the next 6 months, because you won't get it.