/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2059

FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
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FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881
FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881
FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881
FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881

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I’m going to raid houses for butterknifes tonight wish me luck lads

Ignore memeflag threads
Do not bump memeflag threads

What should happen at 200k?

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is daw jones an other kikery company mooning? or are they still bleeding ...dare i say hapennig canceled?

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>Wave 1 almost over

WHO'S READY FOR OCTOBER

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US.

When I wear my mask outside, this is how it feels
Any anons can relate?

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BIGGER

Please read and point out any inaccuracies.

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FUCK YOU MEMEFLAG, I WILL MAKE AN OFFICIAL THREAD
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE ON

The Western world feels like they're invincible. Asia is just getting out of poverty, or have had their mortality tested in a way that we haven't. It's why we're so unprepared, and why half of the people on Yas Forums think Italy doesn't exist and corona is a global hoax. We're really really fucked.

leaking milk

test

fuck you stupid memeflag nigger

you're not one of the cool guys.

nice map user.

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Bigger what? Tits, ass, hips, [spoiler]cock[/spoiler]?

milkies

Help anons I have 1000 tp rolls, will it last me until Monday?

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I don't really get the panic.
Corona-chan is only attracted to boomers, we have nothing to worry about. In fact, we should get infected and make sure we wipe out the goddamn boomers out of existence

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Why Spain? London is far more niggery and islamic all rolled into one.

Boobs obviously

Post the rest

BIGGER HIPS, BIGGER TITS

where can I find BAT SOUP in Los Angeles?

REAL THREAD

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

REAL THREAD

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

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>Russia
>59 (+14)
>Normies are still flying to Europe
So... it begins.

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>that nose

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>It's all just a nothing burger
>Just a flu bro

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LEAKING MILK
BIGGER ASS-THIGHS

US, non homogenous nations are fucked

stop threatsplitting you retarded nigger

>Corona-chan is only attracted to boomers
Says that one chart from china everyone is quoting.

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>Brazil
looks prepped for disaster

If this virus continues to spread in India it will decimate you

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10 minutes until the stupid socialist/communist spanish goverment finally talks about what the fuck are they gonna do
>lo que haga falta
>como qué
>lo que haga falta

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that wave was due to certain WW1 troops coming home, you ultrafaggot. coronavirus isn't going to come in waves unless someone mishandles the quarantines.

No

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>Brazil accelerating in cases
I guess having that Carnival event, wasn't such a good idea after all.

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>More Social unrest
You can not have more social unrest that the current levels unless you go full civil war, we have all leaders of what you would call a "state" in prision for treason to the crown...

God bless you you magnificent bastard

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Ontario/Torontofag here. My family should definitely buy fresh produce from the grocery store before tapping into our canned food, right? We'll be wearing masks in the stores ofc, maybe even goggles. But will the virus get on our clothes? Do we have to wash everything every time we make a grocery trip? What are your thoughts on this?

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buy the dip

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no u

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Real non memeflag thread

look at the time smart man

futa bulge at 1 million please

>be ohio fag
>all social events cancelled
>my jobsite is probably shutting down
>my apprenticeship classes are cancelled until further notice
>im bored of fallen order, the game i bought to ride this out
the only thing i have to do is watch the happenings

russia is too spread out for anything serious besides h2h transmission lmao

Fresh items only last a few days, don't bother stocking up on them more than you would on a normal week.

We don't care, you fucking autist

There will be social unrest everywhere because of the economic repercussions

>It's all *cough* just a nothing *cough* burger
>Just a *cough* flu bro
ftfy

>When this is over
Stop being so optimistic.

I didn't draw this. I need a source oh who did.

Very good discussion
Especially about the antibodies for the coronaviruses. They are a short term immunity lasting up to 6 months sometimes. Herd immunity is impossible because coronaviruses cause common cold and so far for millennia we didn't develop it. So what UK is doing may be a suicide.

summary of trump's news conference today?

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get that pussy wet with rising death tolls

>memeflag

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lo que haga falta = washing hands ?
hahaha
Galician president demanded that he needs the army there to keep law...

You haven't been disinfecting yourself as soon as you come in the door? You don't spray your clothes with disinfectant and then immediately go shower? Have you not been cleaning your purchases before you bring them into the main area of your house? NGMI

Well at least you aren't white.

It has to be the US. Just think what happens when a gunshizo doesn't get enough toilet paper rolls

>33
>covfefe

Pretty much this. Post Happening only don't get funny ideas Glowfriends.
>find orphan loli
>raise to breeding age
>get married before God
>repopulate the lands on our acquired farm

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Why are people panic buying now?
Quarentines and travel bans should have been in place at new year to be effective. It wasn't a flu season we had, everyone already got the virus and fought it off or had very mild cases. Tell me I'm wrong but this seems like a Democrat plot to punish America for not impeaching the president by spreading fear and suggesting everyone panic buy.

chat.freenode.net
#coronavirus
##coronavirus-vox
Nearly 300 users - most from here

Spain, people still think it's just a flu over here

Depends. If you manage to buy freerange unwashed eggs they can last a long ass time without refrigeration. Unfortunately it's illegal in the US. I managed because I know people who sold it to me, but store bought eggs' expiration date without refrigeration is pretty bad. Also the possibility of salmonella getting in is larger when the eggs are washed and, in case of the US also bleached.

So thats a big fucking chance then.

That's what you get for letting the gooks in

The butterfly effect should now be the bat effect when someone eats bat soup in china a man in Australia can't wipe his ass.

>be non-sapient normalfag
>read about lockdown happening in china
>"how could something so bad exist close to me?"
>talking head on TV tells you its just the flu
>"oh its just the flu"
>see guy with a dust mask and gloves walking around
>"lmao okay buddy!"
>take picture on put it on tiktok
>read toilet paper memes on facebook
>"oh my god I need toilet paper!"
>go buy toilet paper and nothing else
>university gets shut down to prevent spread
>"woohoo party time!"
>go bar hopping
>voice on the radio tells you your area is going to be quarantined
>"oh no I need to buy things!"
>all the shelves are empty
>"AAAA I'M SO SCARED!"
It must be difficult having zero critical thinking skills and only being able to react to stimuli.

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It all comes back to Trump derangement syndrome.

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Make an extra one with a cock for us futa fans pls desu

The entire world is a democrat plot.

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>The epidemic may have claimed the life of a Roman emperor, Lucius Verus, who died in 169 C.E and was the co-regent of Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, whose family name, Antoninus, has become associated with the epidemic. The disease broke out again nine years later, according to the Roman historian Dio Cassius (155–235), causing up to 2,000 deaths a day in Rome, one quarter of those who were affected, giving the disease a mortality rate of about 25%.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonine_Plague
But somehow this faggot litlle virus is the end of the world? LMAO

Well they were guilty of treason.

Blobistan

1/7 of population lives in Moscow and Moscow oblast. Have you see our metro? We are fucked.

bros.....i cracked.

i let a girl into my panic bunker last night. We did some.....UNSANITARY things.

things that have exposed my bunker.

what the FUCK do i do?
i tried to disinfect EVERYTHING with clorox.....

is it too late for me?
the virgins were right...i wish i listened.

Based leaf bro
normies and degenerates will perish

close your borders bernd

>radio
uhhh cringe???
I only inform myself via twitter memes

Spain needs the army, but for something else...

>hurr
>durhrurrrhhurr

Stupid WW1 troops coming home every single autumn for the last 100 years, when will they finally stop so we can stop having these seasonal flu deaths?

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I used to envy them, I thought it must be nice to not have a never ending stream of thoughts. Now I just wish the elites would successfully exterminate them.

>Plague of Justinian, from 541 to 750, was the first recorded outbreak of the bubonic plague. It started in Egypt, and reached Constantinople the following spring, killing (according to the Byzantine chronicler Procopius) 10,000 a day at its height, and perhaps 40% of the city's inhabitants. The plague went on to eliminate a quarter to a half of the human population that it struck throughout the known world.[18][19] It caused Europe's population to drop by around 50%
But somehow this faggot litlle virus is the end of the world? LMAO

Either way, winning.

You shouldn't hug girls with black hair. They're f***ing dirty and your offspring will be tainted

She's gonna come back with a pack of niggers to steal your shit

>200k, ass gets bigger
>300k, pussy starts soaking her cloth
>1mil, evolves into her demon form

are people itt overreacting?

>be me
>live with father
>prepping on the down low for 4 weeks
>slowly redpilling my dad as the news trickles out on MSM
>Italy locked down, NHL cancelled, brother probably getting laid off, Italy's patient priority manual
>cans of beans, herring, sardines, bags of rice, etc.
>get him on board with isolation, possible quarantines, the need to stay out of the panic shopping
>panic shopping hits our area
>tell him we need to be prepared to go without our favourite 'treats' like milk, muffins, cookies, fresh bread, fresh veg/fruit
>he says "well, we got enough until the middle of next week then we'll need to go for bread and a lottery ticket."

Why are boomers like this? I thought they grew up with the red scare and nuclear war training. I though underground bunkers and holing up was a common idea in that generation.

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>Spanish flu, from 1918 to 1920. It infected 500 million people around the world,[33] including people on remote Pacific islands and in the Arctic, and resulted in the deaths of 50 to 100 million people.[33][34] Most influenza outbreaks disproportionately kill the very young and the very old, with higher survival rate for those in between, but the Spanish flu had an unusually high mortality rate for young adults.[35] Spanish flu killed more people than World War I did and it killed more people in 25 weeks than AIDS did in its first 25 years
But somehow this faggot litlle virus is the end of the world? LMAO

This. Happening cancelled

FRANCE QUARANTINED

FRANCE QUARANTINED

FRANCE QUARANTINED

FRANCE QUARANTINED

looks dodgy to me fren

No I don't mean stocking up I mean just buying fresh produce and cooking food until shit really goes terribly wrong

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It's already crashed the markets fag-user

Is there anything more wholesome than grooming a wifedaughter?

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Latvia stopping all international travel starting 17th if March.

México, Venezuela or Argentina

Ok foreignigger

If it's not literal world-shattering armageddon then it's nothing, won't even feel it

Happening is official

lemonde.fr/politique/article/2020/03/14/edouard-philippe-annonce-la-fermeture-de-tous-les-lieux-publics-non-indispensables_6033110_823448.html

All public places in france CLOSED.

steady exponential growth. deaths doubling every 2-3 days in italy, spain, france.

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So it’s exactly the same in Canada as here? Well, guess the neets will survive.

>>be non-sapient normalfag
>>read about lockdown happening in china
>>"how could something so bad exist close to me?"
>>talking head on TV tells you its just the flu
>>"oh its just the flu"
Literally what western leaders did. THEY HAD 2 MONTHS TO PREPARE. WHAT DID THEY DO

Frankly, no.

It was all just a big LARP for 99% of the population, if nuclear war really would have started most of them would have been dead. They all just trained how to hide beneath their desk to calm people and prevent panic, not how to actually survive.

>Trump is helping them
Truly the greatest pawn

Maybe they got nothingburgered too many times and think this time it isn't real either. That and the majority are low IQ niggers. Some boomers aren't dumb, but it's like any other group, the majority are idiots. Even if you are intelligent, the likelihood that your parents are dumb cunts is pretty high. Makes me feel like we were conditioned as kids not to give a fuck about them so that we would be ok with letting them die now.

Yes

Not according to those digis.

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>If it's not everything then it's nothing
Moving the goalposts is an admission of defeat, you know.

they dropped in italy today so I'm worried Corona-chan is perishing :(

it's an S-curve, eventually the growth and deaths will level off

WTF I THOUGHT IT ONLY EFFECTS OLD PEOPLE?

twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/1238901051555799040

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Is it possible to make disinfectant with diluted bleach?

first oc roast my noob gimp skills

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Do your dad in with the pillow, it's too late.

what happened to the 'whites are immune' meme

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They just die faster.

US easily. We go quarantine. Niggers don't follow quarantine. Nigger then gets shot leading to Nigger wide riots.

Yes user please give me your TP my asshole is getting more infectious than this faggot virus

well yeah, eventually.
youtube.com/watch?v=YxBSUA5pUgg

Just go on YT and look child.

They are not human.

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France is full of TB niggers with previously weak/damaged lungs. So is Italy.

Digits confirm daughterwives for everyone!

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>normies continue to panic

comfy.

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