Cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2059

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It''s a trap.

Looking comfy?

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That's not true. What an absolute imbecile boomer

Was there only 200 confirmed infected in China on January 20’th? That’s pretty fucking scary if true

DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!
>DENMARK'S CLOSED, STAY THE FUCK OUT NIGGERS!

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>here's your mask bro
twitter.com/i/status/1238857535727296512

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CHINA LIED
PEOPLE DIED
youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw

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bro what would we care about this little faggot virus 3000 people will survive anyway lmao

>I want to assure the American citizens I have a plan to deal with this virus, it’s a plan that will manage to deal with and if you can catch that the guy in the White House doesn’t have a plan it’s all malarkey, we can’t be led by someone so incompetent that this virus is when we will come together and I can make phone calls to world leaders to set up a team that will with my plan can address the it will take it and c’mon man this is serious I will handle it on day one and the soul of our nation is on the line. I’ll handle it jack no problem.

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Anyone having fun during the panic ? Wore this to but he market during the panic buying. Almost gave the boomer at Home Depot a heart attack when I walked in xD

its over bros.....

WHITEOIDS DYING IS SO SATISFYING.
HOPE ALL WHITEOID NATIONS COLLAPSE COMPLETELY.
JAI CORONA MAATE!

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This is a perfect opportunity to watch the world destroy itself.

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>Going from "this is just a flu" to
>This won't even end humanity
Hilarious

>Coughs are a dangerous thing
>And they come from ling ling
>Bound by viral desire
>My body is about to expire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>The taste of bat is sweet
>When chinks devour their meat
>They spread the flu to us whites
>Oh, the numbers reached new heights

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

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i guess we can blame her for the roastie problem

Anyone got the movie chart?

I was wondering, do you think Elderberry cytokine storm user has become an elder god yet or simply shat themselves to death? Haven't seen them around in a month.

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>going straight from "this virus will blow over soon" to "this virus won't end humanity"

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Poland +10

Source: twitter.com/MZ_GOV_PL/status/1238893339774267392

We are in 100 CLUB \o/ (103/3 at the moment)

Reminder to stay in your isolated cabin if you're in one. Do not listen to government faggots trying to get you to enter their soon to collapse cities, they only want more workers to take care of their fat officials and bankers.

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but I wanted to visit lol-land...

Death case in Slovenia:

24ur.com/novice/slovenija/neuradno-zaradi-koronavirusa-umrl-stanovalec-doma-starejsih-obcanov-metlika.html

HOW THE FUCK CORONAVIRUS IS REAL IN NK BRO HAHAHAHAHA I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST SHOOT THEM LIKE NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel like I’m in a movie bros. Wtf

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Fuck forgot pic

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>41 INFECTED FROM 256 TESTS DONE
>WE HAVE LESS THEN 100 ICU
>NO MASKS, ALCOHOL 70%, HAND SANITIZIER IN ANY SHOP

WE ARE FUCKED

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>"That's it, I'm screencaping your faggotry, mister!"

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No, but the failure of the supply chain will certainly reduce the "standard of living" across the board for quite some time. Enjoy the ride, this is the great depression but with BILLIONS more people.

kek. He went from
>it's a total nothing burger
to
>it's not going to end humanity
That is like a light year of backpedaling.

do people think you wont be able to go out and buy food?

Honestly you people laugh at nigger hoarders, but you really dont have enough niggers yourselves. The average person uses 1 nigger per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 niggers a week. Over 100 a month. Niggers will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs them.

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>it's ok bro you might die but there surely will be at least 3000 humans left on the planet, ain't that beautiful

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>BUT WHAT ABOUT --- ?
Pathetic fucker

Based stroke poster

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This doesn't show up in the catalog, you fucked up

real thread: real thread: real thread:

Ooh, my little deadly one, my deadly one, symptoms don’t show up for some time, CARONA!
Ooh, you make my motor run, I know you wan-na kill me even though I’m in my prime, CARONA!
Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills,
I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills,
my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
M-m-m-my CARONA...
Come a little closer huh, a-will ya, huh? But don’t get any in my mouth or eyes, CARONA!
Keeping it a mystery, until week three, and so the CDC thinks that we’ll die, CARONA!
Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills,
I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills, my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!

M-m-m-my CARONA
M-m-m-my CARONA
When you gonna give to me, that sweet fatigue, body aches and loss of appetite, CORONA!
Is it v-v-vommiting, or d-diharrea, maybe I should eat some bats in CHI-NARONA!
Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills,
I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills,

my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
M-m-m-my CARONA
M-m-m-my CARONA
M-m-m-my CARONA

M-m-m-my CARONA...

Great!

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>be me
>wake up Thursday morning
>feel sick
>oh fuck
>go to doc
>tell doc what’s wrong
>shortness of breath, pain in upper lungs while breathing slightly higher temp 37,4
>tells me no testing if not from a risk region or contact with infected
>Stethoskop on chest
>“no problem user. Go home stay home till Wednesday“
>be me Saturday
>temp normal breathing normal
>pain in the right lung gets worse.
>feel tired all the time
>slept most of the day

Iam fucked?

YAMERO BILL
YAMERO

Shuten Douji just does it for me

NEW DEATH NORWAY
1056 CASES
+60 TODAY
3 DEAD

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Welcome to the lockdown club, nordic fren

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>Reducing the whole human race to just 3000 people is acceptable

BEAUTIFUL IF TRUE

You can bet your ass that Japan is holding onto this tooth an nail. Probably bribed people on the IOC so they don't straight up cancel the Olympics.
Nips consider failing to hold the Olympics impossible and it would be a loss of face for them. Not to mention a loss of their investments.
That's probably why they're not really testing people for Corona. They want to make it seem like they're clean.
Of course they're going to fail and it's going to be the worse the longer they put off the testing.

>tfw no lockdown
>tfw marts all full of food
>tfw barely anyone here giving a shit
feels good

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even if you're saying that even in severe/critical cases there isn't reason to believe testicular damage could occur, by your own admission severe cases will result in people getting their lungs permanently fucked up, and severe cases are, what, 10-20%? how can you expect people to just sit back and get infected by that? you probably don't even spend your money on anything useful for our race anyway

hey me farties
how long until martial arts is declared?

Ruhe in Frieden

Why are the soldierinos brown?

CORONA CONFIRMED POST MORTEM

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Do I have it?

Got tested today and now have to wait

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Deaths are down in Italy you hyperbolic nonces. Lombardi's are down by over 50%.

youtube.com/watch?v=RKnAyLbs-FY

youtu.be/IjO2aZaZp50

The Whiteoid fears the VEDIC BVLL

Absolutely BTFO. Unrecoverable

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Wtf i now long for corona to mother me

except it does retard

stop drinking coffee, sleep more and relax
it could just be anxiety

This is not the deadliest virus in the world, no
This is just a flu, bro
Couldn't become
The deadliest virus in the world, no, no
This is a flu, bro

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Why are boomers so retarded when it comes to this virus? They either don't take it seriously or PANIC BUY PANIC BUY PANIC BUY.

Going to a theme park tomorrow
If you ignore the supermarket chaos you wouldn't have thought anything was happening here

Digits and We establish a New nation from the remnants of the World War Corona.

Faggot memeflag

Imagine how many points my stonks would drop with only 2999 subjects.

>Football team Wuhan leaves Spain for fear coronavirus.

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ALBERTA WUFLU MAP:
>DETECTED: 29
>DEATHS: 0
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1MfZMbNPM2chVht9KSCHMxHjtRJ_y4eY-&ll=53.39730964741173,-114.99323700000002&z=5
MEASURES THUS FAR:
>universities begin closures
>over 4,000 tested
>gatherings over 250 people banned
>all travel outside of province recommended against
>international flight restrictions
>all albertans entitled to 14 days protected job leave
>public schools to remain open

there is no way that cessna could have gotten into that position, artist is retarded.

We are approaching the peak of the curb.

4 HOURS
H
O
U
R
S

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you don't even have a fever

>Do I have it?
Yes

Ireland had its biggest one day jump. 39 new cases in one day. One new death. We had our first case on February 31. We are now at 139 for Ireland and 163 for the entire island including the north.

Kind of have a ticklish feeling in m,y esophagus and slight pressure in my sternum, no coughing or fever, am i fucked?

Thank you based Bill.

This.

I want to believe

Memeflag. Israeli bioweapon confirmed.

Yeah they locked down the whole country.

Can this virus wipe entire China already?

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Is the coronavirus subreddit any good?

Welp, say goodbye to them now since UK strategy will end up killing them

I'm almost positive I've already had it. I was sick a few days ago congested and just felt like shit. It went away after a few days but I work in a hospital so I'm thinking I got lucky

The eternal normalfag strikes again

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I stand with you.
Let us make our Outer Heaven.

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We'll be joining you on tuesday, stay comfy friends

3 weeks until everyone is laughing at you. Screen cap.

>born too late to explore the world
>born too soon to explore the universe
>born just in time to see the most deaths in human history from a single event

digits and scotland's population explodes

It's 11:35 AM I'm drunk listening to the new lil Uzi
fuck corona I already beat it my lungs are hurting but I beat it

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>TORRA, URKULLU AND IGLESIAS MAKING A DELAY OF 6 HOURS FOR THE STATE OF ALARM PLAN IN SPAIN BECUASE THEY WANT POWER FOR THEMSELVES AND NOT A UNIQUE ONE

OH NONONONONONONONO ARMY ON THE STREETS BUT FOR A COUP WHEN GUYS

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First non-retard in the thread.

>parents on vacation
>every store will be empty when they get back
Are they fucked?

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if you're going outside after the martial law takes place, wait at least 4 days for coronita to die

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Post the madness setting in to quarantines

twitter.com/Yon28362925/status/1238849652394536965

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i hope so

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It' a.. designated new nation?

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I'VE BEEN SHITTING HARD FOR 2 DAYS
IM GONNA RUN OUT OF TP IF THIS KEEPS UP
MAKE IT STOP CORONA CHAN AAAAAAHHHH

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Not only boomers, my brother says it's just a flu bro, believes in chink numbers and says it's going to slow down after two weeks, when you try to tell him otherwise he'll call you a conspiracy theorist
i hope his wife will get infected

Holy living fuck it's actually real. He actually said that:

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1237863108174999554

Christ, imagine all the money spent to host an Olympic event, only without the payoff. The Japs are so fucked if the olympics don't happen full-scale.

Digits and I'll coom today

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méxico :DDD

We are all diamonds

Source?

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Get busy, coomer.

If the signs said fuck with me and were held by cutie chinese girls instead i would tho.

asking if reddit is any good.
>check this guy out

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PERU IS APPROACHING POINT OF NO RETURN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Fine, but this time you fuckers better learn about plumbing and toilets.

We will Make it user, each of the citizens of the new world will get a Qveen from every race as a reward for having superior genes and surviving skills.
Our time is not yet. Endure it, we will make it.

>India 2020 super power
At last I see the truth.

>That cough
Glad they're back in the UK to be buried soon.

>not my heckin partyrinos!

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checked

news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/coronavirus-in-sa-14-year-old-among-latest-covid-19-cases-38-people-now-test-positive-20200314

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FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881
FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881
FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881
FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
twitter.com/reeena136/status/1238658301040250881
FREE CORONA-CHAN MODEL, MAKE MEMES WITH IT
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WHEN DO WE NUKE CHINA?

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IMAGINE THE STATE OF MALMÖ RIGHT NOW

See also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakam :
>Nakam (Hebrew: נקם, "Revenge") was a group of about fifty Holocaust survivors who, in 1945, sought to kill Germans and Nazis in revenge for the murder of six million Jews during the Holocaust. Led by Abba Kovner, the group sought to kill six million Germans in a form of indiscriminate revenge, "a nation for a nation".[1] Kovner went to Mandatory Palestine in order to secure large quantities of poison for poisoning water mains to kill large numbers of Germans, and his followers infiltrated the water system of Nuremberg. However, Kovner was arrested by the British on his return to Europe and had to throw the poison overboard.
>Following this failure, the rest of the group turned their attention to "Plan B", targeting German prisoners of war held by the United States. They obtained arsenic locally and infiltrated the bakeries that supplied these prison camps. The conspirators poisoned 3,000 loaves of bread at Konsum-Genossenschaftsbäckerei (Consumer Cooperative Bakery) in Nuremberg, which sickened more than 2,000 German prisoners of war at Langwasser internment camp. However, no known deaths can be attributed to the group. Although Nakam is considered by some to have been a terrorist organization,[2] German prosecutors dismissed a case against two of its members due to the "unusual circumstances".

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>not knowing how to greentext
You need to go back

>Thats called losing controll and people dying moron
If the spread is under control, it's by definition under control
>I understood what you said, and it was a pretty moot point.
No, you didn't, not even a little bit, I was speaking of the power of a dictatorship to ride out disasters like Chernobyl, you went on with some meme answer of a typical urban intellectual in a craft beer pub of "communism bad".

digits

Yes it does, meme flaggot.

when's the last time you saw someone backpedal this hard, satan?

Fucking idiot and I'm a trump supporter

Would be nice if he got the virus just as a reality check

i'm from china

straight from wuhan

*coof coof* *coof coof*
*coooooooof coof*
*wheeze*

hug me or you're a racist. racists get their shit taken from them during martial law or the looting phase. you fucking hateful racist pieces of shit you better fucking hug me.

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>tells me no testing if not from a risk region or contact with infected
if we have this many cases but still have this testing criteria, then everything points towards us being completely fucked in the next week or so.

Ok but I'm not willing to give up toilets, let's just make that clear from the start.

Ironically, Wuhan might be the safest place to be right now. Lots of experience dealing with it, lots of immunized people, lots of free hospital beds, high amount of surveillance/checking for new cases

normies are going into FULL head in the sand mode.

the same people who were saying "its just a flu you BIGOT" a few weeks ago are now making statuses like:
>i...i just CANT. i cant. im leaving social media for a bit.
>this is so scary.
>im at the supermarket and theres nothing left

theyre beyond the anger/reaction phase. im starting to worry for them. what will they be like in the next few days? theyre going to get desperate. they realize now they should hav elistened but its too late.

get a good comfy coom

We are reaching levels of coping that shouldn't even be possible

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>Gonna swim in the worlds largest pot of coronavirus-stew
Good luck, lad.

TOO LATE NOW

Or you can be Ontario and wait for 100 cases then act.

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you need to make sure you have enough shit for them to isolate for 14 days. that is the provincial recommendation and you can get fined if they catch you breaking it.
there's still beer on the shelves in edmonton. it's not happening quite yet. i think most people here have been low-key slow prepping.

>
Ah-bro--the chinks were actually cremating the old people alive--not even giving them a shot. They were deemed unable to recover, zipped up in their body bags and tossed. ALIVE.

The chinks were also experimenting with lung transplants-any guesses where they got healthy matching lungs in a few days?

hope these normies die soon

Fucking hell my sides.

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>and I'm a trump supporter
i too love to suck kike cock!
miga brother!!

Post the rest of the pics. I need the collection before this virus kills me.

The chimpout, its coming

seriously how fucking dumb can normies be

finally

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Just put on a full body condom np.

Her milkers will fit the entire image once it hits 1 million.

Just imagine a world without China

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That is hilarious. Why are normalfags like this? They buy up masses of TP and food, but they go to work next day regardless, they go into lockdown, but then throw lockdown parties. Is this what it's like to be mentally retarded?

kek, this Bill guy redefine what it meant to be a total faggot

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Fucking Pablo! You had to do it!!!

No, no, no. Let inferior races die dalit.

I'll show you some real madness.

twitter.com/Vapaavuori/status/1238805488734744577

We have our own fucking Bill Mitchell.

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26552008

fda.gov/media/106650/download

fda.gov/about-fda/non-profit-and-other-mous/mou-225-17-019

FDA and UNC are both linked to Wuhan. Is BMGF also?

Also waiting on the 23rd for Trump coronfirmation.

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Hope it infects the talktalk call centre there.

Didn't drink any alcohol for like 5 years. (not an alco, just personal reasons)
Wonder if I should pick up a bottle of Rum or Whiskey though for these weird ass times we are living in.

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All will be one under our Goddess

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it's in norwegian
>nrk.no/norge/bekrefter-nytt-koronadodsfall-1.14944649
The third death is a resident at Ellingsrudhjemmet in Oslo. The resident died earlier this week, and the municipality of Oslo has now confirmed that the individual wasinfected, reports the Norwegian National Board of Nursing.

>implying

lel, what you have is autism

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I TAUGHT MY KITTY TO USE STAIRS TO REACH THE BED AMD NOW WE ARE SNUGGLING UNDER THE COVERS TOGETHER
WHAT A GOOD GIRL
WHAT A GOOD KITTY

thank god im not the only one who noticed it first thing. I can't even look at the rest of the picture with that glaring inconsistency.

lol true

The look of racist disgust on their faces, lol.

Humanity endures, but your stonks are gone forever, boomer.

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YESSSSSS hope I see more stories like this, this gets my cock hard

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Nobody is taking it seriously. I wore Hazmat yesterday and everyone was laughing.

PUT THE FUCKING LEAF BACK

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this is getting better everyday

Leaking milk when?

They're fucked either way, their economy is only propped up by the bank of Japan buying shares in companies.
They're trying to find ways to stimulate their economy and Olympics was one way to do it. Pretty sure they tried to lure in foreign investors, but Corona has put a stop to those plans.
It's really no wonder Japs want to try and hold the competition no matter what. But it won't be happening and Japan itself is ultra fucked considering their public transportation.
Once they start testing, those cases are going to skyrocket.

Trips of truth. Fuck em, cant wait till the carnage

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Post music lads:

youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

I HAVE 50 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER

HOW LONG WILL IT LAST

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=FgZQsfIi4Dg

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Nah they will be on the pile in hyde park for burning. No funeral.

i can't read this finngolian gibberish

does anyone else feel in total limbo? i'm waiting for just that one thing to click where I know it's time to bunker, but i can't figure out when that is. prepped for 6+ months, but everything still feels pretty... normal.

with the text "You can't contain it" please

i want to rape that loli

Yes, worse case scenario you can use it as disinfectant

>safest place to be right now
user-kun, you realize that anybody not dead or dying is forced to work in the Party member's slave factories in Wuhan, right? user-kun?

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Soon they will begin blaming everyone around them for their foolishness, especially people who may have warned them, because normies are irrational. Hopefully they all starve to death or get infected and die.

Quarantine was imposed on 9 march, the average incubation period of the virus is 5 days. That means by average most the cases that were infected before the lockdown will start showing symptoms on 14 March which explains the surge in infections.

Based boomer scarer

let the little niggas in! REEEEEEEEEEE!

never thought the happening would be this mundane

>>gatherings over 250 people banned
>>public schools to remain open

Hmm......

Considering south east is now becoming a hotspot they're going to get a second dose.

Time to break out the emergency survival tool.

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STROP TRYING TO KILL CHINESE PEOPLE, BIGGOTS!!!!!11!!!

twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1238895168838750208

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>no pulation
>no one of the most contaminant countries in the world
>no fucking orwelian communism
>cleaner skies in the world
>no eating entire species of animals until total extermination
>no fucking chiks,
>no fucking chinks

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NORWAY CLOSING AIRPORTS AND HARBOURS FROM MONDAY
adressa.no/nyheter/innenriks/2020/03/14/Erna-Solberg-stenger-flyplasser-og-havner-21346849.ece

Spending days on end inside?
Never leaving the house?
All by yourself?
No one to talk to?
Only the internet to keep yourself busy with?

Absolutely unimaginable.
I have no clue how any person could deal with that.

Why Peru? i expected something like that from Brazil or Argentina

Is that threat number 2 or 3? for posting a photo? Is your people really that fragile?

PEI just got its first confirmed case.

It's moving EAST

Please keep going. I want the College to close.

Latest on Elderberry? Help, or hurt?

>50 rolls
>8 rolls a day per person
About 6 days. Should have installed a bidet.

>it's nothing
>ok look even if only 3000 survive then we can still be ok
Weird cope but ok.

*shakes your hand*

Things are getting odd, in my area it's oddly quiet in a bad way, the only activity is the panic buyers seeing what they can get from the scraps. Another week or so and I think I have to get moving, I'm in a shitty neighborhood so there is no hunkering down here.

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stonks gonna keep rising on monday, right?

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I know of 2 cases in my town this monday. I'm trying to be precautious but my parents keep going outside to eat or walk for no strong reason. how fucked am I?

time to remove kebab fren?

I thought burgers couldn't buy Norinco clones

This can't be real lel

He's right though. The aim is to slow it down so everything doesn't fall apart, but vast numbers of people WILL get it eventually.

A lot of asians in Peru

RIP user, you will be missed.

need a huge buddy?

no

Uyghur prison camp turned organ factory

This a joke?
Been living almost like that for 5+ years

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>Considering south east is now becoming a hotspot

The SE is where it will be concentrated desu.

Wouldn't that have to be like 60% at minimum though?

Based

post yfw corona-chan is taking over the world

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Save and post when someone posts fake news

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>0 deaths
You'll be fine.

i seen the SO2 data in jan or first week in feb, at that time i knew wuhan burned many but the author don't know high level chlorine will influent. i have a case in my major like that.one day a mine merchant asking me with a"noble metal mine sample",on the report they think it has more than 50%noble metal in w/w%.as usual in south-africa that gold mine has1 gram /ton.his report is tested by atom aborption spectroscopy,the high level iron absorbed every wavelength made every lamp wave for the sample has absorb.the simillar problem in wuhan SO2 monitor.
wavelength overlap.

I am a human, not a virus.
I disagree, Mr. Anderson.

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Contraindicated for wuflu because it makes immune system stronger and the virus fights 10x as hard to overcome--setting of a cytokine storm.

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Чecтнo гoвopя, вы, люди, cмeeтecь нaд нaкoпитeлями ниггepoв, нo caмих вac нe хвaтaeт. Cpeдний чeлoвeк иcпoльзyeт 1 нeгp в дeнь. Ecли y вac ceмья из 4 чeлoвeк, этo 28 нeгpoв в нeдeлю. Бoлee 100 в мecяц. Чepeз нecкoлькo мecяцeв нeгpы бyдyт нa вec зoлoтa, пoтoмy чтo oни нyжны вceм.

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Interesting idea. I'll see what I can do for 200k :3

I actually really want to see Japan burn.
No, I want to see the World burn.

How did the plane get stuck there? That's dumb.

It's practically same what is being said and done in the UK.

>"It is good to remember that the instructions are not intended to stop the spread of coronavirus and are not even possible. The aim is to slow down the spread, protect health care against overload, develop herd protection and, above all, protect at-risk groups."

This Finnish retards thinks immunity will magically happen if enough people gets infected.

Maybe setup money printers up in a way to survive the apocalypse

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Yeah we fucking know.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SPASTIC RETARDED ASSHOLE? DOESNT HE HAVE A JOB?FFS ANNOYING FAGGOT I HOPE YOU GET EBOLA

nice
accelerate

nice airsoft replica sir!

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>sanitizer sold out everywhere
>every liquor store has full stock of this shit
People are fucking retards

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No

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kek

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>travel is increasingly restricted and major events are cancelled for months
No, this is only the beginning of the crash to the bottom.

>spread under control
Are we really going to start believing the country trying to do everything, even lie, to restart its economy?

>power of a dictatorship to ride out disasters like Chernobyl

Do I really need to start telling you how badly they handled the situation? Or how many people found out days after it happened?
Its

Chernobyl and what is happening in China is a 1:1 scenario. Lying pieces of shit, and people unironically believing them.

once again, based

no
the only reason they went up at Friday's close is the Fed pumping 1.5 trillion in liquidity into the market during Trump's speech.
The more they pump it, without any genuine good news coming out, the harder it will fall.

>local supermarket
>bread completely sold out
>rice and beans still on the shelves
>water still on the shelves
????????

Whats his endgame?

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i heard this in my head when i saw your pic
youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

Impossible

He tried to escape quarantine. One shot to the head. Good. Best Korea is best.

>The rare F>M trannies were harming themselves by damaging their breathing capacity even before Coronavirus
Trannyism should be classified as a type of self harm, surely?

I never really understood the obsession with partying, which basically means going somewhere with lots people, crappy music and alcohol.

We can't, we have to build them from 80% lowers....

people are poor and can only afford bread lol

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I KEEP GETTING THESE NUMBERS WITH YOU WTF

This man is our hero in this dark hours of humanity:

youtube.com/watch?v=MS1uNNi_2UQ

According to his calculation your supply would last 50 rolls x 80 sheets = 4000 shits
If you eat pasta only with severe constipation this will last you easy 80 years.

You will shit user you will shit.

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Much more expensive tho

making fags mad at him

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Sucking Trump's cock clean

On Speakers' Corner, and preferably on a Sunday morning.

He actually posted that chart
kek

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kek this is happening here aswell

>We are making enormous efforts
>Closes all places where you can eat
>Closes shops on week-end IF they are not of first necessity
>Keep borders open
>Keep kindergarten open
>Close schools... unless parents drop their kids there... demands teachers to be present.
>enormous efforts
Yeah, if the situation gets out of hand, it's entirely on lockdown parties (although retarded, they are only part of the problem at this point). The only positive thing that came out of this shitstorm is that NOW we have a TEMPORARY government. It only took an unknown, deadly virus for these fuck to do the job people pay them to do. But mind you, it's only TEMPORARY because they didn't like how people voted. Fuck this place, seriously.

basado

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>shigellosis

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I'm sure they'd make an exception for some rich western people paying them decently

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yes just kidding.
Used to be a NEET for like 8 years. Recently got a job, though still no social contacts.
But normies are definitely tripping out on the idea of being inside for just 2 weeks and not going clubbing or whatever it is they usually do.

I work in a hospital and some doctor was positive for it where I work. FML

>x amount of dead on friday
>10*x amount of dead on monday

>stonks going up

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FRANCE NOW AT STAGE 2.856, QUARANTINE BUT NOT QUITE

Italybros do you know anyone infected? how are they doing?

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>Bill Mitchell updates
>twitter.com/mitchellvii

Fucking based.

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It’s called pollen you dumbfuck and you’re fine

Uh yeah, heh heh...

ban cars

lmao this is how we fucking end

Yes, put all your money into airlines and cruise ships.

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I noticed this as well. My local shop only has hundred proof vodka but it's dirt cheap and very effective as a disinfectant. Got a few bottles of Mr. Boston 100 proof vodka.
They also don't go after iodine, which is also super great for water disinfection.

Just the flu bro

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Fresh OC, pass it around

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>president still hasn't locked spain down or done anything
>infection spreading faster than italy
>can see elderly people playing with their grandchildren
>politicians of other communities bickering with the president and refusing to work under his chain of command because they want to be independent
Someone please send help

I wanna see the virgin rationer vs. chad horder meme, but am too lazy.

Not stopping retards from buying out over priced aftermarket purell though.

Yeah, until the power is cut or the internet is gone

Wont be for long. Also dual purpose:
>sanitize shit with it
>can drink it when society collapses
Win win

The final defeat of Bogdanoff and liberation of humanity.

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You had one chance to blow up that bridge user, and you didn't blow it

green stonks

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fuck off memeflag

i always knw u were faggot norge

>NOT JUST ANYBODY IS ELIGIBLE FOR TESTING ANYMORE
>THEY CHANGED IT SO THAT ONLY VULNERABLE GROUPS AND PEOPLE IN CERTAIN PROFESSIONS CAN GET TESTED
>THE CONFIRMED CASES WOULD INCREASE MUCH FASTER WITHOUT THAT RULE

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Friendly reminder that testosterone suppresses the immune system, that is the reason why more male deaths than female. Stock up on estrogen while you can bros, we are going to have to become trannys to ride this out

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The alcohol in these is no more than 40%.
You need at least 60% for serious anti-corona sanitization.

Boomers that buy loads of TP are not the ones that go partying duh

Wonder what Mitch will do if he finds out he isn’t one of the 3,000 left and fiat currency is useless?

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Faggot

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fake thread btfo

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Gorging on anything like a retard is going to do more harm than good. Especially if it's something you don't normally eat.
Do what I did last week, ask your doctor what steps are best for you to take. I can't take some supplements because it fucks with other medications for example.

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Our Transportation minister is compromised Yas Forums.
detik.com/news/berita/d-4939442/menhub-budi-positif-corona-ksp-semua-menteri-akan-tes-kesehatan

El virreinato del Peru, sucumbiendo otra vez

neimen faen

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oh god I can't wait to 200K

It's a build of the Taiwanese service rifle, not a norinco.

My mom works as a nurse in a big hospital here.
She brought home Noro a couple times and although it wasn't very pleasant, it wasn't the worst.
I am mostly afraid for my grandparents and my mom and dad with this coronavirus. My mom already has very very high blood pressure from herself, mind you her ""normal"" blood pressure is 150/180 in rest and her heartbeat in rest is 100. My dad is 50+ and all my grandparents are nearing 80.
I don't want them to die frens :(

you will get doomed spaniard bro

i hope al spaniard thots and cucks get extermined, also boomers

you must see it like a purification

MEME FLAG: INTO THE DUMPSTER IT GOES

Fag

>Are we really going to start believing the country trying to do everything, even lie, to restart its economy?
You're missing the point, yet again.

They have the authority to murder people if needed to keep this under control.

This is a threat to their very existence, far, far worse than anything you can imagine, if it goes loose in 12 million people cities half the size of Sofia it's game over.

Therefore they will use the authority they have to murder whoever they have to to contain it. Therefore it's plausible and most likely that it IS contained, even if it will kill a lot.
>Do I really need to start telling you how badly they handled the situation? Or how many people found out days after it happened?
Its
And again completely missing the point with your generic urban intellectual craft beer pub "communism bad" statements.

Because of communism, USSR was able to order people to die in order to contain the catastrophe. If this happened in EU right now, nobody would take responsibility. If it reached the levels it did back then, we would all die instead of people being ordered to die to contain it.

Them lying and hurting the feelings of people is completely and utterly besides the point.

I live in Sofia, Dragalevtzi, the stores I went to for bread sell bio bread for 4 leva a loaf, so no.

Also rice is cheaper than bread.

I have been doing this for years, at this point anything other than that is mental torture