Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves...

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
I knew I was way above "average", the cheap rolls last me a week and the pricy ones nearly two
You're all conspicuous consumers fuck you

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

What kind of fucked up lives do you live?

A couple of months ago I had food poisoning along with bad diarrhea. I had to shit +30 times a day still didn't consume a roll in a day.

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I use one roll per dump
Usually 4-5 huge dumps a day (plus a handful of smaller ones)

You just literally clean the most unsanitary parts of your body by wiping it with paper cus you're too intimidated by the feeling of touching your asshole with your hands and water, basically you are more or less retarded

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This pasta is spreading faster than Corona.

>1 roll per day

I laugh every time

Copy pasta birthed from the other day.

Sage

>be in a hotel in San Diego.
>pass a housekeeping cart.
>snag 7 rolls off the cart
>taking them home with me tomorrow

Kek

You forgot to turn off the vpn, leaf.

Just shit in the shower.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
?!?!?!

just take a shit then shower faggot, why are you so dumb as to think we are reliant on toilet paper you shallow minded fuck

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I'm too spooked to look at the bidet I was looking at the other day is still available. Since the other cheaper ones I looked at prior are unavailable

Dude shipping will be so fucked it’ll take forever to get to you

Chads don't unwind it from the roll

>one roll per day

If you have dysentery or something you fat fuck

hoarding toilet paper is fucking stupid. you dont even need it unless you weigh 700 lbs and have 4 asspiss shits a day
ive used maybe half a roll so far in 2020

be a man use your hand

I must average 1 roll per month because I'm efficient with my use

1ROLL PER DAY LOL. RIP the colon health of America

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Pure bullshit - 3/10 troll harder newfag.

Ill just clean my ass with water
Ez

>one roll per day
HA HA
BUSINESS

What's your diet like, or do you shower after?

my paper roll lasts at least 20 days
besides i have this marvel of engineering at home

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not all of us were born with chewbacca between the buttcheeks

1 ROLL LASTS 1 WEEK

Says so right on the package!

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wouldn't this just wash all the shitwater down to your balls?

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Same.

Just wash your ass in the tub.

ONE ROLL PER DAY?! WTF DO YOU EAT

it drips from the chode
not fun

t. incel

>What kind of fucked up lives do you live?
With women

>OP doesn’t use a colostomy bag

Why does it have a drain stopper?

That's even worse. So you gotta wash it all with soap anyway... at that point might as well just take a shower.

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Honestly you people laugh at nigger hoarders, but you really don't have enough niggers yourselves. The average person uses 1 nigger per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 niggers a week. Over 100 a month. Niggers will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs them.

I poop once a day. I don’t need to use a whole role.

>shitting so much that you burn through an entire roll in one day
user, I...

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I don't worry about what I'm wiping my ass with a year from now sonny.

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>this foreign piece of shit doesn't realize that most people dampen toilet paper before using it

I know europeans are functionally retarded, but come on. I know you're the same people that used to put "here be dragons" on maps and thought drilling holes in peoples' heads would let the demons out...

>1 roll per day

You need to switch to the 3 seashells, my man. Be well.

Wash your ass in the shower retard! Seriously why have none of you TP fags realized you're wasting your money?

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Toilet paper is the American chopstick.

It should be abolished. Zero reason to use it. We should all get bidets.

Courtesy flush, dude! Courtesy flush!

Reminder that if you aren't using at least one roll per day, you're guaranteed to be getting shit all over your hands when you wipe. You're supposed to wrap the toilet paper a dozen or so times around your hand, this gives you enough wiggle room so that any absorption doesn't make it all the way through. You get about four wipes doing that with a single roll, and that's how many it should take to get clean. This is the scientifically correct way to wipe.

I use it once to drain the moisture from my ass after i wash it with water. You fucking american are making such a mess over tp like its life saving or something you godamn retards

>the jew fears the bidet

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fuck I need it

I wash my ass with a lota you fucking barbarian.

Paste this in your ass

>the average person uses 1 doll a day
Kek

Disgusting

>You're supposed to wrap the toilet paper a dozen or so times around your hand, this gives you enough wiggle room so that any absorption doesn't make it all the way through. You get about four wipes doing that with a single roll, and that's how many it should take to get clean. This is the scientifically correct way to wipe.
what did people do before they were
>supposed to wrap the toilet paper a dozen or so times around your hand
>supposed
is that certificated from the International Supposed to Authority

If i don't have enough toilet paper i just go to buy more like i have always done. No big deal

Everywhere is out of toilet paper and wet wipes so i just bought a case of these bad boys from Sam's club
Yeah yeah you'll tell me i cant flush them, whatever bro the plumbing is my landlords problem and hes legimately jewish so fuck him my ass needs wiped

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