/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2058 OVER 150K edition

► Detected: 154,241 ► Died: 5798
>NEWS
Bill Mitchell updates
twitter.com/mitchellvii

Trump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_
archive.is/tcgPv

Spain using hotels as hospitals
archive.is/Nvei0

France closes schools and universities
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More than 100 US colleges shut down, go online
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Spain declares emergency, shuts down schools and public events
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>RESEARCH
Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
archive.is/HsmZ9

29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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>REMINDER
US hospitals: no tests, CDC: tests only for travel cases
archive.is/XxLE3

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
archive.is/D7YcK

China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
archive.is/z1nbD

>LATEST CASES (Saturday)
UK: +10 deaths
Estonia: +30 cases
Greece: +2 deaths
Spain: +609 cases, +58 deaths
Iran: +1365 cases, +97 deaths
South Korea: +107 cases, +5 deaths
Puerto Rico: First 2 cases reported

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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>LIVE WORLD COUNTER STREAM
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AAAAHHHHHHH FUCK CHINKS

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How time flies

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+++ CORONACHAN LOVES THE BBC +++

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BREAKING: Corona update!

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0.00198557% of world pop. infected;

0.00007462% of world pop. died;

0.00095520% of world pop. "active" cases.

Still a long way to go.


History here: pastebin.com/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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If you have adequate protection, i.e. a full-face mask, I really fucking hope you signed up for your local volunteer corps when it comes to handling this outbreak.

Otherwise you're a fucking shame upon mankind.

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>Italy
Next update over 10k new cases?

When will take the IOC responsibility and cancel the damn Olympics?

BASED

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>Polish PM just announced state of emergency, entire nation is going on lock down with strict curfew and military checkpoints on main roads between regions

FFFFUUUU

Blessed digits look at those honkers!

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yeah, pretty lame when you look at it that way.

TRUMP LIED TO AMERICA
>END THE BAD ORANGE MAN NOW

twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1238881353992716288

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checked m8.

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>I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

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What a fucking laugh this is.

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"We looked around the literature and noticed that there was a mouse model that was made in 2007 just for that purpose," Lutz tells NPR's Renee Montagne. "And that purpose was really to study coronavirus infections. The mice at that time were used for SARS, which is another coronavirus-related illness."

Lutz's lab reached out to Dr. Stanley Perlman, a coronavirus specialist at the University of Iowa's medical school. He sent Lutz his lab's unused frozen sperm, which was used to impregnate mice in the Jackson labs. The first batch of new mice was born March 2.

But producing enough mice to meet the demand takes time, and some help from Mother Nature.

"Gestation time is about three weeks and then it takes another three weeks for the mice to reach adulthood and be weaned from their mom," Lutz says. "Then it's another couple of weeks for them to be sexually mature. So, all in all, the generation time for a mouse is about 12 weeks."

Lutz has been able to complete multiple in vitro fertilizations, striving to meet initial orders for more than 3,000 mice from at least 50 different labs

"We're going to literally have hundreds and hundreds of mice on the ground in a very short period of time," says Lutz, "which we will then put into breeding that will basically meet the demand of the scientific community in very short order."

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Can’t wait to get my immunity

They don't want the lolibros to win. But the lolibros always win.

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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

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DON'T EAT ALL OF YOUR PREP! MAKE IT LAST!

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I left a message at a local church to see if they needed help with anything.

rip

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>Basilicata 10 cases
What happens there?

holy fuck dem digits

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I kind of
Yeah
I want to catch this virus now

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finally

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It's still the truth as the US is fucking big and most cases are concentrated in 3 states.

Does she have a fever

This is a big nothing burger.

user-Kun, I dont like this happening anymore.
Can we stop now and just have cake, instead?

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7 billion monkeys too many imo

Publix here in South Florida have shelves being wiped out. This is only spreading the virus faster.
Good thing I stocked up on tendies in January!

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Lmao get fucked nigger it’s every man for himself now

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you can't see that in the image.
If the guy is smart it's P3

Daily Reminder El Salvador will get out of this with 0 cases. The President has ordered 2000 soldiers on all places of the border with Honduras that could be flooded with borderbunnies from the most corrupt and poorest Latin American republic. Based and tortillapilled

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>dental dam
I had to look this shit up. For Christ's sake, how about not fucking something that's diseased?

someone else takes over baking thanks

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Fuckin shit user. You just made me think about that. I guess I should volunteer. If there is anytime volunteering isn't gay, its now.

Italians singing in the balconies due to quarentine, do you think that British are going to start jumping from the balconies if they go quarentine?

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DELICIOUS
ASS INCREASE AT 200K IF DUOUBS/TRIPES

39 new cases in Ireland, brilliant

based and witnessed

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Thanks

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Fuck this gay world, the virus is a benediction!
I CAN FEEL AGAIN!!

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toasting in an epic bread checkem

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1500 MORE CASES IN FRANCE!
DEATH TOLL TO 91!
YKK

MEGA INFECTION

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Spain is in full lockdown. On Monday we’ll have a 600,000 euro fine if you are out without going to get groceries or pharmacy.

I now know someone who is sick (located in Georgia) their symptoms are freaking me out. No mucus, no cough. Just fever and stomach upset. It’s not just coofers.

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>warming up
t..t..thermal expansion?

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OH GOD FUCK YES

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HOW DO WE STOP HER

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>implying bulking isn’t the ultimate prep

Good man.

Get fucked.

Indeed. I never volunteer. Now I do.

Remember that Misogyny is worse than Coronavirus! (Spanish vid)

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Kek wants more Corona-Chan tities

How can we use this time to crush enemies and reestablish a healthy order

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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Dream on mutt

I'm so ready.

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corona-chan is helping mother nature reclaim its land once more, cars, which are one of natures main destroyer, have become a spring of life in china, for plants to grow.
we will all be free soon.

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Why are you lying you cunt

Fever has been the only dominant symptom since the beginning. V spooky

Wait what...

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>tfw no Faustão dancer qt
oantagonista.com/brasil/oloko-meu/

My pp won't get hard, do I have the coronavirus?

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Based

bioinformatics student here: i have looked at the different papers and publications regarding tissue damage in the renal and reproductive system of males.
the different results in relation to the SARS inducing viridae of the past were all related to tissue collected from individuals who actually succumbed to the consequences of the infection, therefore my interpretation/speculation is, that you would only suffer those extreme damages to your system if you have a "severe" or "critical" case of the novel virus
in that case, your lungs and liver will also be fucked beyond belief and you could basically throw yourself infront of a train, even if you survive this

-> balls won't get fried, lungs only if you get bacterial pneumonia on top of that

therefore calm the fuck down and stop crashing the fucking economy niggerfaggots

MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I LOVE YOU POLANDDRAWBRO YOU'RE THE BEST

>only 1 roll
at the rate I'm cooming, I'm gonna need a pack of 24 every day

My boomer dad ignores everything I say, he's going grocery shopping today at peak business hours and is going to get infected then infect my mom, what do I do

these leftist cunts will be culled in the glorious wasteland by alpha cannibal chads.

kek

>Stuff changed! Nothing has ever changed before!
Take your pills.

Only 38 today in Greece. Lame but we aren't testing the not severely sick anyway,

Based polack draw-fren. Stay safe from corona-chan desu

This thing is going to fuck America up to the point of no return. There is no social cohesion in this country, everything done is in the pursuit of self-interest. Now a crisis comes that requires social responsibility and everything is going to fall apart.

>mfw going to work regardless because making bread is considered basic enough so we keep open
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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assuming that everyone gets infected
35 million is literally nothing

Checked

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man, it's a suicide

And this other one
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She got some nice digits now tee-hee.

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Never forget how China failed humanity.