We need a real pandemic. Fuck this meme virus. Praying for a plague

i thought i was the only one who went through a roll a day
cheers m'shitters

it's not that hard to make it yourself

true i make mine using grass clippings

Laziest pasta ever

nobody needs toilet paper to survive. are you fucking stupid? and one roll per day? are you smoking that shit?

Supply lines will recover in 1-2 weeks. 1 roll per day isn't normal but you know that.

>1 roll a day
I'm 240lbs and I can get through a whole week with one roll? Do you wipe your ass with the whole roll? The fuck wrong with y'all?

Who the fuck uses 1 roll a day

honestly, id feel intimidated standing next to that guy's mound of toilet paper when id probably have a cuck cart with a couple pounds of bacon and maybe a package of socks. id probably just leave if i saw a battering ram made of cottonelle

This is how plagues work though. Even back in the middle ages when we had no idea how they spread, no idea how to avoid them and the treatments were worse than the disease the majority of the population survived. People watch too much fucking hollywood.

Modern society is too *clean* and medical science is at a point where you’ll never see a Black Death event in an industrialized country

Good to know I'm not the only one who uses 1 roll a day

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>1 roll per day.
wtf man

>1 roll per day
I can't tell if you're joking or you have the stereotypical american diet

>middle ages
>black plague
> the majority of the population survived
60% died you illiterate moron. Panic and buying out everything will make things worse and increase the death toll. And even those who disagree will have to comply and follow suit with those panicky idiots unless they want to eat dirt.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

looks like the shart in mart meme is real

Copypasta baits are a good thing because they expose the offsite tourists.

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>a roll a week for shit
>a roll a week for coomrags

we all do

The estimated range is 30-60%. And that's with no treatment and total rampant exposure in an environment lacking hygienic practices. The median of that 30-60 range is 45%. Which would mean the majority likely survived. But the prescribed treatment courses of the day also exposed people to risk of serious secondary infections and likely accounts for a lot of the deaths.

If I saw some shit like this I'd dive into the toilet paper

>dun wurry user teh majority surviveded only 49% deied

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Nigga I got 2 people living in my house and a roll lasts about a week.

I take a shower after every bowel movement. Every morning, every afternoon. Literally just use tp to wipe off excess, then shower with soapd and hot water. You disgusting mother fuckers who use tp and dont shower should die. That is disgusting, wife and i were at a restaurant when black couple came in smelling like shit. So disgusting.

And 99.9% of the people who did die wouldn't have if modern medical and hygienic practices existed. It was a nothing burger. People died from having quack doctors drill holes in their skulls and infections from having burning hot cups pressed against their skin. Not from the plague itself.

I'm from Canada so it is chink central up here in the west. Anyone else notice that the ones pictured buying large amounts of TP are fucking chinks? God damn gooks.

coulda woulda shoulda. Enjoy trying to cope with the economic collapse and what not.

>1 roll a day

How much are you shitting ?

I shit once a day right before I take a shower. Never even need toilet paper.

Just get a bidet user. If you have money get a toto washlet, they're max comfy.

Why don't these people get punched in the face? If I saw this at a store I would run up and punch them as hard as I could

Not an argument, no counter argument provided at all, just ad hominems. Sad!

Can somebody tell me why people are buying so much tp!

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Monkey see monkey do

What argument should I give when someone tells me "its a nothing burger because they didn't have modern medicine" ?!?!?!?! As if people in 600 years won't be able to cure covid19 with a single pill for less than an hour. Of course everything is speculative. Idiots are buying comodities and don't think how to prevent themselves from getting infected. They deny people in actual need. Death toll will rise because of that.

To resell at $100 a package.

bro the kike virus is about kike banking

have you been sleeping? those zombie people are just reacting to their kike TV

I dont like bidet because it will spray every where on the toilet. My wife cleans the bathtub every friday with bleach so i feel its a bit cleaner

This. Search for toilet paper on ebay. People are already starting to sell 6 packs for $75.

panic. people believe that buying tp, flour, canned food and pasta en masse will prevent them from infection. going en masse to supermarkets filled with people. people are idiots and deserve what they get

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
What the actual fuck are you on about? One bog roll will last me a month easiley. Is your diet really that bad that you a pissing out your arse on a daily basis?

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>1 roll a day pasta

Use a sock bro

fucking mummy larpers what are they doing with all that tp

Praying for a World War.

r0ll0 for world piece

Ladies and gentlemen, indroducing the new burger pasta.

Nothing but TP & cleaning supplies. Worst preppers ever

The temptation to push that stack over would be nearly impossible to resist.

7 cases of plague reported per year on average in the united states so you'll have to place your hopes elsewhere

Maybe she’s buying for her small boutique hotel she owns

No at most 30% of the population died

Unbassed and confirmation bias pilled

Amerishart uses 1 roll daily, lmao

>Retard and christian pilled

I’m not Christian

>retarded europoors will respond seriously to this every time
Absolutely based.

Do us all a favor AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU FAGGOTS CAME FROM!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Look, I know this is scary in your thirdworld slav shithole, but in Canada we've only had 1 death so far, and it was a guy who was pretty much dead before he caught it anyway

>hoarding tp instead of non-perishable food, ammunition, and medication
These people are fucking morons.
You can't eat it, it won't work as a bandage, and
what are they going to do when a tribe of feral niggers come calling, throw toilet paper at them?
Thankfully they will distract most predators away from me and mine.

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