Lmao aussies working their asses off while chinks buy all the shit

Shut up gook

>1 roll per day
are you fucking joking? do you have extreme diarrhea and shit every 4 hours?
what the fuck man.
Shitty bait

You posted this somewhere else. Try and actually type something instead of copypasting, you fucking brainlet.

Oh, and when we're done with this virus bullshit, the streets are gonna run red with chink blood.

can't believe this copy pasta caught on

Hey you chink fuck. Ive seen that pasta so many times today. Stop feqrmongering you cuck, a roll of tp lasts me like a week

they need it for construction material

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1 roll a day? hahaha wtf do you use that much tp you fat cunt

how bad are your shits that you need one a roll a day? jesus christ.

It isn't dead yet. People keep responding to it.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
shiggy

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

wtf? I maybe use a roll a week in total across home/work, and I am a fastidious wiper, do not doubt it. I'm clean. How is the average 1 roll wtf

>the average person uses 1 roll per day
fucking how?! i shit like 3 times a day, each shit only requires like 4 sheets, maybe 10 if i ate tacobell or have diarrhea. a roll has like 500 sheets in it.

>can only buy 4
>you make 4 dorrar if bog roll is in stock
>maybe hit 3 or 4 supermarkets in an hour
>have to fight bugmen horde before they sell out
>can you even fit 16 jumbo packs in your car?
>doesn't matter, because your wont max out your pooper paper rations anyway
>pay for your own fuel
yeah nah cunt
I'm tempted to dip into my stockpile, grind up some stringybark (gives a rash like a pissweak poison oak), doctor some toilet paper then reseal the pack.
I'll even get paid a few bucks for my gay op. But it's not about the money.

And yet people bite every single thread

The average 350lb burger

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>average person uses one roll a day

Fucking source? I take 2-3 shits a day and a roll lasts me at least 2 days.

Only fucking coomers blow through TP at the rate of 1 a day.

Who the FUCK uses one roll a day??
Imagine the smell

All the groceries are completely out of fucking toilet paper

What the fuck is going on

do americans eat toilette rolls?

i was at the supermarket today and they were completely out of pasta (and of course bog roll as well)

the future is now, paperfags BTFO

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kek, i like this retarded copypasta

Save a roll, shit on a chink.
>12 slow fade captchas per post today
Fuck gookmoot, i hope he gets corona.

>one roll a day

Use a sock bro

AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS A RESPIRATORY VIRUS SHOWN MILD IN 80% OF CASES

QUICK BUY ALL THE TP

I NEED 8,000 ROLLS OF TP FOR MY BUNGHOLIO

SINK THE CHINKS

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Looks pretty similar to a population density map

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holy fuck.

This. I'm originally from America but moved to Canada, but my diet of burgers and pizza stays the same. Greasy wet shits 4x a day calls for around a roll to a roll and a half. I prepared 3 weeks ago by buying 3 packages of 12 rolls, and I'm already down to 11 rolls. In a bit more than a week, I'll be out. I've been telling my mom to go out to several different stores everyday, but she just can't find any. I don't know what I'm going to do. I could rinse my assignment in the shower but I already hate taking my monthly shower as it is, let alone have to go in there four fucking times a day.

>The average american person uses 1 roll per day

Fixed for accuracy.

ARE THEY FUCKING NUTS

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSES
WILL IT NOT BE TRACED TO THE SUPPLIER

CHINKS CHEAT ON THEIR IQ TESTS
THEY ARE ACTUALLY COMPLETELY RETARDED
EVEN IN THEIR UNETHICAL SCHEMING

kys retarded r*dditor

I thought it was socially acceptable to shit your pants in north America? Isnt it considered a sign that you're on a diet - ie taking that drug that makes you shit out lipids

> The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
That's not why 3rd world desert folk have a faucet next to their shithole instead of TP, but it does seem to get the noggin joggin.

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car wash mate
every time you take a shit, call an uber and get them to take you to a car wash
then pay a latrino immigrant to hose your arse

>will it not be traced to the supplier?

"Oh no sorry, you are looking for Ping Wang Concrete 2019 ltd. We are Ping Wang Concrete 2020 ltd. Totally different company, unaffiliated with the last one"

Fitter than you Achmed

probably using shell companies or other loopholes
its happened before and they sleep like babies

1 roll per day hahahaha

>oh no they're buying stuff from stores with money
>someone stop them

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People are idiots. When people started buying it, people think it's rare and valuable, so they instinctively want to buy all they find too.

>a car wash
By the time it gets that bad, the attendant will be renting out the spinning cloths as wipes. You'll end up with someone else's shit on your ass, and then your uber driver will foolishly get his car washed, as it smells like his home country.

they're taking away your ability dum dum

I work in retail. None of you know this do you? Chinese people buy products in bulk that are hard to get in China
>high quality baby formula
>baby diapers (non-existent in China)
>toilet paper
>certain foods
Chinese people buy these things in Australia, New Zealand, the US, then they ship them back to their relatives in China who own businesses, and there they resell all the goods for a high price. They’re luxury goods in China.
China is 100% lying about their numbers, I have a feeling there is a large demand for these items in China right now.

You should not be shitting four times a day dude, healthy shit is two every three days or so

they just close the business and open another one and try a different scheme

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Fucking animals chimping out has given m more respect for preppers.
Ignoring all their rambling they're atleast smart and friendly enough to slowly stock up instead of hoarding everythin at once.

For the people that think TP is going to run out.
youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo&feature=youtu.be [Open]

We have mountains of the stuf. And i we have it your country most likely has warehouses full as well.

>Great idea for no job people and lazy houswife.
My wides

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Is THIS how India becomes a superpower by 2020? Their coveted expertise in street shitting?

this is the best pasta of coronachan happening so far hands down

You first, prick.

Yes

Where’s the link to this? Is anyone waking up to the gook problem?

same same but different

You fat fuck, eating your greasy fast food and constantly pumping greasy watery shits out of your ass. You use 1 roll a day. I live with 3 other people and 1 roll lasts several days.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Jesus Christ, what? No. Eat more fiber, faggot.
HUUR 10 to 15 flushes!!! The fuck out of here.

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I am typing a reply because I want an excuse want to talk about SHIT in public.

>1 roll per day

WTH are people not using both sides?!

virus is present in human feces

>Chinese people buy products in bulk that are hard to get in China
Why isn't this nearly all taking place in Guam though? It's got to be much more economical that route.

>One roll a day!?!?
>I use a roll every two weeks at most. What the fuck are people doing with their toilet paper?
Exactly. What the fuck is going on? Do they wipe with the entire roll, still on the tube and stomp the whole fucking thing down the hole?

Do these fucking idiots know you're supposed to unroll it and you need 2 or 3 pieces at a time? The god damned fucking hysterics here.

Oh it's no secret that its chinese buying it all up. Our infant formula was hammered a few years back when that chinese company killed a bunch of babies by spiking their formula to make a quick buck, in what was seen as "the most chinese thing of all tine" (now surpassed by: "digging corpses of lab animals out of the biohazard dumpster to resell as exotic meat to your neighbors, unleashing a plague on the world")

I can, Yas Forums is extremely low quality these days

They jerk off 3 times a day so you have to account for extra tp

I have a bidet I use 1 roll approximately once a month.

No. This "joke" is a credible reason why idiot fat fuck Ameritards and Failstralians are hoarding toilet paper. They actually the world is ending and the answer is a clean asshole for 6 months despite no eaten food to shit out when they are starving after the collapse.

> 1 roll every two weeks
naughty and disgusting

I wipe my with one roll a time, there is even a hole in the middle where you have to put your fingers in

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>plane flies to NZ full of chinese colonists
>comes back empty, minus a few chinese drug dealers who got busted here so are running home in order to be back in a week with a new identity

Might as well fill that empty space with tp

> The average person uses 1 roll per day

No, you're supposed to shit down the inner bore of the roll, the paper on the outside helps the whole thing act like a noise suppressor, while maintaining the high-flow characteristics needed to satisfy the demands of the modern American diet. Then the whole thing goes in bin