/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2057

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FRIENDLY GHOST OF LI WENLIANG
YOUR OLDEST RELATIVE WILL BE SPARED OF CORONAVIRUS, BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY "SLEEP WELL DR. LI"

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APOCALYPSE

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Virus is over in China

Nothing more to see here

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150,000 confirmed
>150,000 confirmed
150,000 confirmed
>150,000 confirmed
150,000 confirmed

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How bad would the stock market crash if Trump tests positive, and everyone in his cabinet is infected?

how the fuck is Italy even counting those big numbers still? Switzerland is already giving up

faggot

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lol still no "100,000 infected in Ohio."
How many days has it been stuck at no "100,000 infected in Ohio?" Four days? Five days?

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on very important note...poland draw-fren wheres the 150k? corona-chan just surpassed 150k

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So now USA has banned travel from UK and infected people keep travelling to UK and they continue with the herd immunity bullshit, this is going to be a fucking shitshow hahahaha

150K!
>150K!
150K!
>150k!

Is ibuprofen useful against corona?

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Ive beaten my dick to this like 40 times in the past 3 days

say it out loud

"you-that must not be named- you are absolute, you are the truth, you are no harm, you are the cure, you are what's beyond, you are the hope, you are the last candle in the darkness, the last river in the nation, be strong, take my strengh, I love you"

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DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ARCHIVE LINK TO ALL THE VIDEOS IN A .ZIP TO WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN WUHAN? LOOKING FOR IT. THANK YOU.

Imagine if Trump got coronavirus from the gang of brazilian hues at that mar a lago meeting

HERD IMMUNITY LOICENSES
GET YOUR HERD IMMUNITY LOICENSES HERE
DON'T BE THE LAST ONE TO GET HIS LOICENSE

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It's okay, boys. She is protected.

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The UK has doomed us

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I just fucking hope Corona-sama can crash the markets before these faggot little Feds can even do anything about it. I just want to see it all burn

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Good. Only fair they get a front row seat to it.

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MAKE HER CURVIER AND THICKER, NOT JUST BIG BOOBS

New happening. Norway shuts down all borders, airports and doesn't allow anyone in. Only Norwegians are allowed to enter. National guard placed out on airpors and border.
vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/awo0OA/erna-solberg-stenger-flyplasser-og-havner
2nd death just now, more to come.
vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/g7A16a/nytt-corona-doedsfall-i-norge

nothingburger or everythingburger?

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

there's going to be an exodus from the UK to the U.S from now until monday, especially after the "herd immunity" shit

APOLOGIZE

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>90,000k

COMMUNIST VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE GOVERMENT OF SPAIN (WHO'S WIFE, ALSO A MINISTER, HAS CORONAVIRUS) GO AWAY FROM HIS QUARANTINE AT HOME TO ASK FOR MORE POWER IN THE STATE OF ALARM, MAKING THE RELEASE OF THE STATE OF ALARM PLANS 5 HOURS AND COUNTING
>COMMUNIST VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE GOVERMENT OF SPAIN (WHO'S WIFE, ALSO A MINISTER, HAS CORONAVIRUS) GO AWAY FROM HIS QUARANTINE AT HOME TO ASK FOR MORE POWER IN THE STATE OF ALARM, MAKING THE RELEASE OF THE STATE OF ALARM PLANS 5 HOURS AND COUNTING
COMMUNIST VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE GOVERMENT OF SPAIN (WHO'S WIFE, ALSO A MINISTER, HAS CORONAVIRUS) GO AWAY FROM HIS QUARANTINE AT HOME TO ASK FOR MORE POWER IN THE STATE OF ALARM, MAKING THE RELEASE OF THE STATE OF ALARM PLANS 5 HOURS AND COUNTING
>COMMUNIST VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE GOVERMENT OF SPAIN (WHO'S WIFE, ALSO A MINISTER, HAS CORONAVIRUS) GO AWAY FROM HIS QUARANTINE AT HOME TO ASK FOR MORE POWER IN THE STATE OF ALARM, MAKING THE RELEASE OF THE STATE OF ALARM PLANS 5 HOURS AND COUNTING
COMMUNIST VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE GOVERMENT OF SPAIN (WHO'S WIFE, ALSO A MINISTER, HAS CORONAVIRUS) GO AWAY FROM HIS QUARANTINE AT HOME TO ASK FOR MORE POWER IN THE STATE OF ALARM, MAKING THE RELEASE OF THE STATE OF ALARM PLANS 5 HOURS AND COUNTING

OH NONONONONONONONONONONON
>elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/14/5e6d07f3fdddff01148b4573.html
>elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/14/5e6cd044fdddff58058b4595.html

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Drawfag probably dead or coofing

make sure to include that illinois closes its schools too.

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Some draw-anons could make the 150K version, let's hope someones awake or just lurking these threads

>herd immunity
>not through use of vaccine but by just letting people get infected

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almost controlled but use 80000 doctors in wuhan and still have thousands of patients can't leave ventilator

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Apple closes down all stores OUTSIDE of mainland China.

China has it now under control and is the safest place on Earth now.

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cough cough cough
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
cough cough cough

*touches your door handle, elevator button, light switch*

COUGH cough COUGH COUGH wheeze

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How are the tests in Europe, many false positives?

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Nice "happening" you shills

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fpbp

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!!

Don't worry, you will build immunity soon.

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DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ARCHIVE LINK TO ALL THE VIDEOS IN A .ZIP TO WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN WUHAN? LOOKING FOR IT. THANK YOU

where was he turned away from?

*ahem*
Fuck boomers

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Holy shit

sauce?

For the niggers living in denial, community spread is already happening in Brazil and a famous black singer caught it, the reason why its spreading slowly in Africa is because they probably kill each other or die of AIDS before being diagnosed. You are not a super human immune to this Pandemic, in fact you're barely human.

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Fellow austrians
Do I have to work on monday? Will we finally get the full quarantine tommorrow?

I'm seeing a whole lotta numbers being thrown around, but not a lot of math being done with them. here's a nifty equation any and all of you can do yourselves. it's just this easy:

windy.com
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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8
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good and wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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lel, did you seriously believe those barely sentient room temperature IQ faggot retards would take this seriously? They'll end up killing so many people due to their ignorance and stupidity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Pedro is a daddy, tho

I don't think so. Suppresses immune system by suppressing inflammation response. Suppresses fever which is your body's attempt to burn the virus out.

Try to endure headaches and fevers for at least a few hours before reaching for the NSAIDs, but at some point you have to make yourself comfortable.

>OH GOD, IT'S SPREADING
post yfw the_fire_rises.gif

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Thank you for your service.

China truly is the only hope of mankind now.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Eww, 1 roll lasts a week to me, imagine being a dutch ass, shitting 10 times a day.

R A R E
A
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friend, are most of the patients old people?

Typical kike only concerned with shekels

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Its probably much worse that theyre telling us OR theres been a fucking lot of "suicides" these past few months

YOU FOUND IT

WUHAN LUNG FEVER
>WUHAN LUNG FEVER
WUHAN LUNG FEVER
>WUHAN LUNG FEVER
WUHAN LUNG FEVER
>WUHAN LUNG FEVER
WUHAN LUNG FEVER
>WUHAN LUNG FEVER
WUHAN LUNG FEVER
>WUHAN LUNG FEVER
WUHAN LUNG FEVER
>WUHAN LUNG FEVER
WUHAN LUNG FEVER
>WUHAN LUNG FEVER
Never forget where it came from. never forget who failed to contain it. Never forget China failed humanity.

I wasn't born in Norway but my family has kept the traditions alive (lefse, lutefisk, alcoholism), can I come home?

I feel you, seeing people on parks this morning cross home.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
E ALLORA DICIAMOLO TUTTI INSIEME!
TUTTI INSIEME!
QUANTE VOLTE SIAMO CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!

CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOO!

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Next week maybe.

So young people can just weather it off at home, right?

What should I do if I get coronaed?

Go to a hospital?

I feel a heavy chest, dizziness and coughing, all symptoms are very mild and it's been the same for two days.

I'm slowly convinced to change my personal values from respecting and being fair to all the people versus gain maximum advantage to the low IQ sheeple no matter what.

Italy civil protection
twitter.com/you_trend/status/1238873855139160069

>no face mask and goggles for idiot doing the temperature check
Why is it always half measures? They have the data they know what decisions must be made but refuse to do what is necessary.
That idiot will walk inside infect the other secret service.

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>stay inside you black and tans

I don't get the UK.
>Herd immunity
Isn't that what ALL countries aim for?
But doing it in a way, hat doesn't overwhelm the hospitals and cause thousands and thousands of deaths?
Spread it out over a longer time window and keep cases at a level you can deal with instead of
>lol just let everyone die asap and afterwards we are fine xD

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fresh vegetables, bread and toilet paper are starting to run out here too

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I'm asking because the msm here says it's dangerous, but i recall people saying it's good against corona.

Oh nonononono o

Lmao I've been thinking the same
No way you are closing the NI border

Spain lockdown next week? Is it true?

How can number of deaths decrease?

kek, you aren't fooling anyone with a functioning brain. see and

They won't attend to you unless it's severe.
So get worse, and then they'll heal you. Maybe.

>22 new cases in Ontario
IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE

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Is this true? I've been told there's no vaccine coming and building immunity is hopeless.

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The recent WH briefing.

Retarded -->

Only if you eat a smalahovud and livestream it.

Fuck the dumb people

Where is the god damn Jandarmeria to keep these cunts locked inside when you need them.

liveleak.com/view?t=s5m7H_1583970065

VIRUS STILL IN CHINA

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*Spritzes 70% alcohol-iodine tincture on surface after she leaves*

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DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ARCHIVE LINK TO ALL THE VIDEOS IN A .ZIP TO WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN WUHAN? LOOKING FOR IT. THANK YO

I hope they won't award premiership title this year so Liverpool fails again

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Seriously, since I know that Germany won't do anything against the Virus, I want to flee to China. Sure, I'll be quarantined for two weeks there and have a o pay lots of money, but that beats vomiting out my lungs a few weeks down the line here. Germany is failing hard.

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Friendly reminder: Each day, around 25,000 people, including more than 10,000 children, die from hunger alone.

SOS. SEND HELP TO THE UK BROS

NOT A DRILL

DEATHS DOUBLING

ABSOLUTELY NO MEASURES PUT IN PLACE TO SLOW SPREAD

TRAPPED ON ISLAND

CAN'T LEAVE NOW

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read the thread description, fucking spoonfeed leaf

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

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I mean yeah, that's the UK's plan user. You wouldn't want to against le Boris, don't you?

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Face it: if this were a real virus we'd all be dead by now as evidenced by our incompetent governments and retarded npcs

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!

Boris Johnson is just too lazy to do anything. Can't be bothered. Would rather have his fish and chips.

oh no no no no no

Just stay inside

A MESSENGER OF CORONA-CHAN HAS APPEARED, TO BRING THE VIRUS TO THE DOORSTEP OF THE WHITE HOUSE.
PRAISE HIM, FOR HE WHO IS INFECTED, IS ALSO BLESSED!

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exactly, if the kikes are the kings of lies, the chinks are the kings of diseases, almost every fucking pandemic comes from China

hey there rabbi, watcha doin

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You have to go back

>poland draw-fren wheres the 150k?
Am here bro. Posting in next bread bro. Update the numbers bro.

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Bring Securitate back

It’s just the flu bro wash your hands bro

she's mutating

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How can my boomer mom get tested in Florida? Does anyone here know?

She has been sick for 6 weeks. She has all of the symptoms. Dry cough for 6 weeks, a fever, and really bad shortness of breath. She can't walk a few steps without being out of breath. She got winded trying to get out of the passenger seat of the car when I last took her to urgent care.

She's been to a walk in clinic, and also been to urgent care twice. The walk in clinic said it could be coronavirus without her saying anything about it. Ugent care thinks it is type b influenza. They say that she can't be tested for coronavirus. They have her on 4 prescriptions including codeine syrup but she's still stopping nonstop and she keeps getting worse. She says her ribs are in pain from coughing so much.

Please give me whatever advise you have.

If they survive corona-chan we should shot dead everyone who got his pension before he turned 50

niggers aren't people

I'm sorry but africans aren't human

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What? That's a fucking 40% death rate! EVERYBODY FUCKING PANIC!

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fuck, its actually true

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>mfw I still have a fresh red paprika in the fridge

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If only you knew how bat things really were.

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rude.

Ya because he knows a vaccine wont work and it will make a lot of people sick. Sure a lot will die from doing that but it's going to spread anyways.

>tons of people roaming the markets
>just draping a tarp over the body
Sweet containment of your plague, idiots.

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Calm the fuck down bro, did you not prep? You shouldn't have been outside for at least the last 2 weeks without ppe

Bros we had a confirmed case in Long Beach here in Cali the other about a few weeks ago. The panic buying began getting crazier here outside of LA. Anyone in bad areas notice any helicopters recently? I was leaving the market and noticed a larger than usual one heading towards the Long Beach area. It was raining and I had my mask and gloves on. Watching it Made me feel like some sort of contagion movie. Am I just being paranoid?

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>Virus still in CHINA
DUH

In two minds whether to go out and get fresh stuff whilst its around in the stores or rely off my prep stuff which is what I bought it for

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>a daddy
he does anything if that means being on the lead in power. He's worse than a toyboy/chapero.
His father-in-law had a chain of saunas which mostly worked as gay prostibules btw

not all
that is 3 fact maybe useful for you
fat or high pressure is dangerous too
not all of them is elder
in first wave of them in jan,22.5% need oxygen 24hrs (that time nobody know how to treatment,so it means 22.5% will gone in herd immune plan,even more)

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Would you trust a guy named Boris?

It’s just the flu bro wash your hands bro

Honestly, you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Oh thanks

funny how lots of other european countries have their shops bought empty, but here everything was normal today.
We had one significant day 2 weeks ago, where people bought more than usual and all the media, twitter, etc. shit on them or made endless fun of everyone doing so.
Germans are probably way too afraid now of the stigma and won't actually panic-shop unless something really critical happens.
(they won't slow-prep either though)
TP is gone though, thanks to boomers.

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Anyone else excited for normalfag panic as their world comes crashing down?

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>when the world gets infected the shut in neets here will be used in breeding programs

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Checked and Based. Thanks pole-bro.

She's just going through puberty

The latter is much better for surviving. Dumb people exploit and cry to get the resources of others. Don't be exploited. Be good to people the first time you meet them. After that, you give what you get. Sorry dude.

op never even counted the new italian cases

Tell her to tell a doctor she fucked a Chinese man from Wuhan and now she is feeling sick. I bet they test her then.

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u got nuff for a month? if yes dont bother shit's empty anyway

Makes it worse
hln.be/wetenschap-planeet/wetenschap/-ontstekingsremmer-kan-infectie-van-coronavirus-verergeren~a7e25dc2/

wow we literally have CCP shills now, you haven't controlled shit and your live traffic stats prove it subhuman chink

I give it 2 weeks before everyone realizes it's a nothing burgero.

Imagine using 1 entire roll a day lmao

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Based, I'll get my cumrag ready

Can't come to America. We're full (of virus).
Maybe the Scots will take you?

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>DEAD ISLAND
DEAD ISLAND
>DEAD ISLAND
DEAD ISLAND
>DEAD ISLAND
DEAD ISLAND

Italy had a fucking “Hug an Asian Day” or whatever. I’d say they’re just as irresponsible .

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>not closing schools or mass gatherings
>spread slowly
lul

THE STREAMS HAVE CROSSED
>THE STREAMS HAVE CROSSED
THE STREAMS HAVE CROSSED
>THE STREAMS HAVE CROSSED
THE STREAMS HAVE CROSSED

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That cinches it.
I will make my workplace close down whether by persuasion or by coofing on my fucking bosses.

High-dose vitamin C

BY THE GODS NO

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Imagine if millions of white people in Europe get infected, just to develop so called HERD IMMUNITY
it was all a ruse to sterilise white people

Does anyone have alink to the video where a doctor shoot a patient and his wife?

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Jesus christ eat more fibre

Yeah that's exactly why i'm asking, idk who to believe anymore.

Single and in early 20’s
got no mates,
should I go out tonight and have a few beers in the pubs ?
Or stay home and eat pizza

folding@home

Yay or nay?

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Must praise China now because their containment efforts were "amazing"

You must say thank you to President Xi

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BD episodes of the S2 when? I haven't watch the 1st season because no BDs episodes of the S2 yet.

What a surprise

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go to a fucking ER and threaten to cough on everyone unless you get a test for fucks sake.

same here. i think im going to go to a deli and get some fresh cut meats to eat before i dip into my reserves.

>he average person uses 1 roll per day.

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by the way if tp becomes scarce you can just shower or use a bidet if you have one

my bad i'll do it next!

One roll a day? Holy shit how fat are you user

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakam
That drawing is horrible, the usual drawing is a Nazi sign or related false flag actions and attacks, such as with archive.li/k4ibv .

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based

Can anyone make some earlier versions of this like the tweet?
We need some steady growth, not just flat->massive or just massive

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238880722615754752

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there are already 100 times more retard

>boomer mother laughs when she hears the news
>tells me she's going to be fine because she has an excellent immune system
>goes out every day saying she won't live in fear because of a stupid virus
>"I could get hit by a truck tomorrow for all I know, I'm gonna keep living my life!"
Is my mom retarded?
Am I gonna die because of her?

It's funny that i would feel safer in East Asia than in the west, we're doomed

Ohhh fuck
Guess this is the end

The virgin lockdown vs the Chad Herd Immuner

>ITALIAN OBITUARY FROM FEB VS MAR 13
ITALIAN OBITUARY FROM FEB VS MAR 13
>ITALIAN OBITUARY FROM FEB VS MAR 13
ITALIAN OBITUARY FROM FEB VS MAR 13
>ITALIAN OBITUARY FROM FEB VS MAR 13
ITALIAN OBITUARY FROM FEB VS MAR 13

twitter.com/benphillips76/status/1238854071509016577?s=21
twitter.com/benphillips76/status/1238854071509016577?s=21
twitter.com/benphillips76/status/1238854071509016577?s=21

yeah yeah, we know Chang
习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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germany is going to try to kill europe for the 4th time in a bit over a century
>1914
>1939
>2015
>2020
god i hate germans so much

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Irish user here,

Hope you guys are staying safe!

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Daily Reminder El Salvador will get out of this with 0 cases. The President has ordered 2000 soldiers on all places of the border with Honduras that could be flooded with borderbunnies from the most corrupt and poorest Latin American republic. Based and tortillapilled

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why would you like that?

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>oh no, sorry white men but you can't make babies so now we have to bring in more brown men to fuck the white wimmin

Time to freeze up some sperm BECAUSE THIS SHITS CONFIRMED NOW
CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY
>CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY
CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY
>CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY
CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY
>CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY
CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY
>CORONA CAN CAUSE INFERTILITY

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You? no. Her? Maybe but she is going to spread this around and at the very least be indirectly responsible for deaths

the balls have touched we are fucked

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Still a retarded that can only do copypasta

I would say yes I donated an old mining card to it.

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Does taking testosterone and HGH help me prevent catching corona?

>tfw "wuhan flu/wuflu" will eventually be added to this copypasta

You could have stopped this.

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Shitaly in bits

>ctrl+F
>jew
>only 1 result
you did good today, Yas Forums