PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BRITISH AND IRISH BTFO EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470351-1/
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw?t=2635
youtu.be/G6HbxcCb-7g
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 3/13/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6141527765001/
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470346-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/IGIpRnAY1dk
>CMSAdm Verma on Tucker 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141533190001
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141392557001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 3/12/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141351651001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on MSNBC 3/12/20
youtu.be/a3Co5T7F16E
>Pentagon Press Brief (CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742893/
>Pentagon Press Brief (USFK Comdr ArmyGen Abrams) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742886/
>StateDeptVideo: Bob Levinson: Hostage in Iran for 13 Years 3/13/20
youtu.be/mbXZMZfV21A
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470295-1/
youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470297-1/
youtu.be/WEwFb6IOZrU
>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
pic.twitter.com/iaWqMbK0D0
youtu.be/zuJ1FjvpMlQ
>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE

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ALSO IT'S CATURDAY
> POST CATS OR YOUR PET WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP

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well that was quick, rosbeefs.

>Apple said it would close its stores worldwide, except in China

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Smh, Corona Chan will be with us for at least 2 months
At least

Ohh
You can bailout
Stocks can dive
Having a coofing fright
Ooh, see that Trump
Watch him scream
Digging that bailout queen

MAGA

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Hilldawg guided the legislation being passed.

Still a leader. Always a leader. A REAL president.

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the God redpill on the whole Universe youtu.be/NiCec8SiDuI

>Deaths from CoronaVirus (including in 1.5 BILLION population China)
>5,614
china has been hiding the numbers since the beginning. they probably have millions of dead by now. they'be been burning tens/hundreds of thousands of corpses every day since february in every one of their cities.

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Contraception is treason!

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>I expect volatility to be low by next January
Yes, when everyone is dead from the plague, volatility drops to zero.

She said this after Trump.

If you aren't prepared, don't be crying when things go down

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am no longer cat
am hamster

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and what was the race of this old woman who died? Five bucks it was some old chink broad or a kike.

Who’s a good boy?

MAGA

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>Hillary
>"Giving a damn"

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>Blimpf: I've been tested
>Blimpf: they sent it to the lab

RESULTS *WHEN*, /ptg/?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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MAGA also danke

lot of boomers are falling for the panic. it's (((their))) best move if im being honest.
just goes to show, they have plenty of tricks up their sleeves, they're gonna just keep increasing the intensity if he gets re-elected for the next 4 years and no one will do anything because DOJ/FBI/CIA are all compromised.

So does Trump have Corona?

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His beak needs to be filled with vinegar!

I burst into laughter fuckin kek

That's a strange cat.
Plague doctors haven't been a thing for centuries.

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> he didn't stock on vodka

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So you’re saying that chinks die en masse but white people have to get tested to even know they have it?

>Who’s a good boy?
MURPHO IS! I took him out at midnight to piddle and poo and he did so he got a treat.

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No.

Too lewd user

It's almost like the people insisting that we ought to get things in order and be prepared for disasters were right.

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He's fucking killed.

What would you do if she walked up to you, moved her lips to your ear, and quietly whispered the fourteen words?

>Yes, when everyone is dead from the plague
Surely you're not that retarded that you think there's going to be a particularly substantial amount of deaths of those who aren't very old.

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Very sexy also probably not

Go back to redddit you fucking faggot

>being right
lmao don't flatter yourself
i am ABSOLUTELY unprepared and nothing bad will happen

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lel

Well the slaves of Qing have real shitty immune systems, they're not poos.

NEW
what did he mean by this?

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He's partnering with Italy for a new reich.

No the fuck I don't love guneias.

TRUMP NO

I’ve got guns, I have all I’ll need

>it's real
god of OPTICS

The Beany beaner speaks!
Well, actually, okay, here what it is, wait, okay, let me explain
youtube.com/watch?v=2IdF9uAzN0k

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>Trish Reagan got canned
Now we no why Tucker cucked last night.

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Look why he said this.
Salvini donated blood along with a random dude wearing a QAnon Tshirt yesterday.

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assuming Trump can get this relatively contained within 2-3 months like China did, he'll actually be stronger going into election day.

This pandemic reaffirms everything he's said about globalism being a disaster for the US
>disease spreads quickly
>supply chains fucked
>China threatening to withhold crucial medical supplies
Biden voted for everything that allowed this pandemic to happen

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Po-Pa-Po-Pa-Po-Pa-Paa
Po-Pa-Po-Pa-Po-Pa-Paa

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>No the fuck I don't love guneias.

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>He's partnering with Italy for a new reich.
WAIT TRUMP THIS WON'T GO WELL

>trump known for being a germophobe already

Guy must be going nuts now

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Hey tone fuck off you fucking eggplant.

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I believe it. When will the people there throw off their chains and challenge the power and authority of their ruling class?

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>burning hundreds of thousands of people per day

OY VEY!

Can someone post the numbers regarding cremation times for the 1940s and how many bodies could be burned realistically in a month?

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That’s playing under the assumption that trump is competent.

Don't know yet but I doubt it

The key is not to overwhelm the medical system in the US

>Trish Reagan got canned
wat? really?

No, that's the wrong way to go about it. We should partner with Bolsonaro and create a new Axis of the Americas to drive socialism off out of the New World.

damn it going down again Monday
looks like one term especially compounded with the failures on immigration

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ITALY GOT FUCKED BY GARBAGE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE

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NO
DEATH TO SPAGHETTI AMERICANS
THEY ARE BLACK

If someone I know doesn't have 6 months of supplies in their home and weapons I consider them half retarded at least

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is she alright bros?

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Is she of the billionaire Mercer family? They've been Trump backers, if they're angling for the end of globalization its a pretty big change.

>Trish Reagan
She is a basic bitch, she calls America First "anti-semitism". But probably she'll be back.

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ITALIANS ARE WHITE

Suspended

They aren’t burning that many I don’t think. You would have giant trucks full to the top of corpses driving around. Even China can’t hide that

Those abs look a little roided

NO THEY ARE NOT

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>If someone I know doesn't have 6 months of supplies in their home and weapons I consider them half retarded at least
I will just raid mormons and eat the wildlife in my yard if it comes to that.

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travel bans are pointless.

She was fucked from the start, same time slot as Tucker, coming on after Dobbs without carrying even close to his ratings, and she has neo con traits like gun grabbing.

Not necessarily, maybe it's your standard Fox News hiatus.

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“Fox Business’s prime-time programs Trish Regan Primetime and Kennedy will both be on hiatus until further notice,” the network said in a statement, referring to Lisa “Kennedy” Montgomery, who hosts her own show on the network. “Due to the demands of the evolving pandemic crisis coverage, we are deploying all resources from both shows for staffing needs during critical market hours. Fox Business will run long form programming in prime time for the foreseeable future.”
Fox Business added the hiatus for Kennedy was related to staffing.
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i don't even keep more than a week's worth of stuff

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I've got bad news young anons

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>faggots would really call this non white
It’s what makes the browning of America that much funnier.

>Plague doctors haven't been a thing for centuries.
We're bringing it back.

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How many white babies will she give the white race? If the answer is less than three, she is not alright.

Fuck I want to sit in the sun but it's snowing here. gay

ducc is for fren
not food!

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>drive socialism off out of the New World
>noooo we need more shitskin partners
>socialism bad
lol the state of boomers

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Trump lied about the coronavirus site. It's not being made by Google, it's only getting rolled out in the Bay Area, and it's nowhere near complete.

theverge.com/2020/3/13/21179118/google-coronavirus-testing-screening-website-drive-thru-covid-19

Why is no one on Yas Forums talking about this? It's a huge news story.

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You and every other retard will be scrambling for crumbs, buy lighters, fluid fuel, rice, beans, salt, and bleach once the panic buying dies down and have an actual stock.

pls don't perish with the bugs we need the patricians to survive

Make beautiful red-headed babies with her.

Is guus

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>she calls America First "antisemitism"
Gonna need a citation on that, first I've heard it. She was vehemently defending Trump on TV before they got her, so maybe she was made to say so.

>“Fox Business’s prime-time programs Trish Regan Primetime and Kennedy will both be on hiatus until further notice,” Fox said a statement. “Due to the demands of the evolving pandemic crisis coverage, we are deploying all resources from both shows for staffing needs during critical market hours. Fox Business will run long form programming in prime time for the foreseeable future.”

She’s on hiatus.

Indeed.

I have hand sanitizer I can barter with.

those arent geese, those are fat rats with wings

They're retards, buy cleaning alcohol