/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2056

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MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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NOOOOOO WE HAVE FOUR DIGIT CASES NOW IT'S NOT FAIR WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL

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ITALY ANNOUNCES 3497 CASES
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>GOOGLE LAUNCHING WEBSITE ON MONDAY

WAIT WHAT

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HERD IMMUNITY DOES NOT WORK WITHOUT VACCINES

STOP BEING SO DUMB, UK

I have it on good authority that Australia will be locking down schools, unis and nonessential services by mid week. Rationing will be introduced shortly after

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What were they?

no more tendie sub for florida man

Just a flu bro

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THIS IS NOT FUCKING SLOWING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAA

+3497 infected

Terapia intensiva = ICU
Deceduti = Dead
Ricoverati con sintormi = hospitalized
Guariti = Cured
Tamponi = COVID-19 tests

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right up this hoe, nigga
chine here we come

>UK deaths doubling
We in the exponential phase lads. Let's see how this plays out with zero quarantine or bans on crowds

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Is this the one who wanted to get into the White House briefing?

QUESTION FOR CVG

so because ALL STORES are now almost completely empty, and GOING INTO THEM ensures contact with other people (who may be ill)....

would it be a smart idea to get food from the few fastfood/deli places that are still open?

im planning on going to jersey mikes (sort of like subway) deli to get 3 giant sandwiches (13 inchers) and rationing them for the next few days before i dip into my prep stash

i can pay with google pay and the only thing id touch is the bag (touched by the guy who makes the sandwich) and the door (PUSH BOTH WAYS).

should i do this?

Wikipedia article is pure aids.

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>Coughs are a dangerous thing
>And they come from ling ling
>Bound by viral desire
>My body is about to expire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>The taste of bat is sweet
>When chinks devour their meat
>They spread the flu to us whites
>Oh, the numbers reached new heights

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

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>journalists sitting so closely together
Never gonna make it

Virus probably fears getting infected by Indians

1 roll a day?? How much do you shit user

Go Corona Go!

they need the extra hours to restock.

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While everything else is closing and cancelling. I have work on Monday in Manhattan. I hope this virus bring NYC to it's knees

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Google will make a test, lol. You do not deny the glow-niggers or else

Less deaths than yesterday but more infected cases, not good.

Why is it always cow's piss and poo?

Herd immunity works if is just a flu, but NO is a Super Flu

RIP MCGREGORS AUNT. MCGREGOR IS THE MOST BASED POTATOE. F IN THE CHAT LADDIES

I wonder how normalfags will react when triage goes into effect and their elderly mother has the ventilator pulled so they can save a 30 year old immigrant instead

Yes this is the insect.

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109 CASES
>109 CASES
109 CASES
>109 CASES
109 CASES
>109 CASES

ROMANIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY

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thanks user

Italy deaths falling, told you.

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Herd immunity for coronaviruses is a myth. Animals have no lasting immunity either.
As to SARS, it's six months tops
>Follow up studies from patients who recovered from SARS suggest that the SARS-CoV-specific antibody response is short lived. In these patients, SARS-CoV-specific IgM and IgA response lasted less than 6 months, while virus-specific IgG titer peaked four-months post infection and markedly declined after one year.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4125530/

TRUMP AWAITING LAB RESULTS
twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1238871291484164097?s=19

say it out loud

"you-that must not be named- you are absolute, you are the truth, you are no harm, you are the cure, you are what's beyond, you are the hope, you are the last candle in the darkness, the last river in the nation, be strong, take my strengh, I love you"

Italy will be the first country to have herd immunity.

well they better get on it

I know everyone bought rice but not everyone knows what to do with it. Check countries that eats lots and you will find some good dishes to do with it. Popular recipe apps does not have most rice dishes for some reason. I've checked. Example Pic. It's nowhere to be seen in these apps.

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N O T H I N G B U R G E R

it's ogre, faggot virus btfo

thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM

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i still wish this was my ballsack

Infected going up

THE BEST IMMUNITY IS YOUR BODY'S IMMUNITY
TRUST IN YOURSELF
BELIEVE IN YOUR COUNTRYMEN
GET INFECTED, GET IMMUNE
SPREAD CORONAVIRUS, SPREAD YOUR IMMUNITY

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NC Publix here.
We’re also not issuing rain checks for ANYTHING.

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Why is herd immunity suddenly a hot topic? Apparently the UK is adopting it as a 'strategy' but I haven't actually seen any statement. The first articles I find that talk about it are from (((bloomberg)))

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They wont. Because retard scenario's like this wont happen lol.

i don't want to die. i am too young
fuck my boss
he was in pa bellefonte
fuck you

Fucking hell, then the chinks are really trying to spread it all around the globe.

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This at the presser...

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What the hell is going on in Italy? Are they not staying in their houses? Next step work shutdown?

You nigger-spic-sack-o-shit you realize herd immunity for the flu is like 40% effective

And there has never been an effective Coronavirus vaccine that has not been worse than the disease. Keep that in mind.

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UK and France are both fucked with this mentality.

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Only if you have nothing to buy anymore and if you haven't prepped when you had the chance for at least 2 months and maybe the last 2 weeks at the latest, you're not gonna make it user.

The Virus has a 2-4 week incubation period and asymptomatic spreading

Just imagine the UK in 1-2 months kek

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Yayyy it's finally here

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It is the same old-school eugenics programme for the elite of U.K., same as the black plague. The ones who will survived are bunkered down visavi Newton

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just concentrate people into a tighter window bro

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What was the ranking last week?

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CHINESE
VIRUS
GENERAL
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will see if the nationwide lockdown has an effect and new cases drop soon, once they get past the incubation period

Gay, this is better
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

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of course it will lad

Maybe Italy is just the first country that truthfully reports the numbers.
We'll see in two weeks™ if other countries start pulling similar numbers.
If that's the case then entire Asia is full of shit.

I'm starting to think that Italy will pass China

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>results in days
What are you guys doing over there?
The test takes a couple hours at best.

The effect of quarantine is delayed of 5-10 days because of the incubation... let's hope it will slow down then...

>Tamponi = COVID-19 tests
Heh what a funny language

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Why doesn't it fucking stop. The bleeding won't stop, the pain just intensifies by the second. ITALY WHYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Health care for profit
Open up China
NIXON

Do you trust the wagie who's been working a double shift with no gloves on to care that much about your health to wash his hands every time he hands over an order or takes a card from customers? How about him coofing on your food because everyone else gets to work from home and hes stuck making sandwiches in his stupid uniform?

>herd immunity
If the UK says 1% of those infected will die that mean that with a population of 66 million and a worse case scenario of 80% infected that = 52800000 deaths and that would be from the first round. Let's halve that to 40% and that is still 264000 dead.

This. Pastaniggers wtf are you doing

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Italy Prison Riots Kill 7

Video from inside prison

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Hindus consider cow holy. A million gods live in it or some shit.

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it'll be summer by then retatrd
literally nothing will happen exzcept weak hands seklling on the markest like little faggots they are

The UK is adopting stragey that will collapse their healthcare system because cases are going to spike as their is no action to slow the progression of the disease.
If your goal is to destroy the NHS then this would be the perfect action to take. As long as you don't mind killing your own people

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>TFW 41 CASES IN BULGARIA

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based Joshua "Burned Man" Graham, aka Malpais Legate

Italy should start washing their hands bro

Every country in Europe will pass China, at least in official numbers lol

What the fuck, so they know the real numbers and are continuing the play for time here or what

You don't want to touch the debit machine, dude. If you're doing fast food, do the drive through routine and use hand sanitizer afterward.

COVID-19 infection by region

t.Lombardanon

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>herd immunity
>we don’t even have cures or vaccines for it yet
So, their plan is just widespread deaths until “someone” comes up with the meds?

That includes the World Health Organization.
Both of them will be held accounted.

Bulgarian women have such incredible sex appeal

We're not exactly better off than they are with this retarded non testing policy our country seems to have.
Our policy seems to be "Can't report cases going up if you don't test for corona"

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS
>3497 NEW CASES AND 174 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 21157 CASES AND 1441 DEATHS

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In all honesty I'm not even surprised that our government has decided millions of us should die, completely ignoring
>Reinfection
>Mutation
>Extreme disruption
>Chance for covid19 to become endemic in the UK

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With all the feces and urine all over the place their immune system has to be pretty potent.

nothingburger

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3500 CASES IN A DAY
deaths did go down. But they’ll probably be up tomorrow

Herd immunity was the plan on H1N1, H1N1 weaked(H1N1 bad version kill pacient and normal effects survive and spread making less lethal virus) version replace normal flu.

But coronavirus collapse lungs.

They use tomatoes

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we were never cool user, that's why I'm in my house

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And now you realise?

CORONA-CHAN IS GROWING STRONGER, DOUBTERS ARE GROWING WEAKER, SOON SHE WILL GO CRITICAL, GIVE HER YOUR ENERGY!!!!!!!

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NATIONALIZE GOOGLE
>FORCED CODING CAMPS
NATIONALIZE GOOGLE
>FORCED CODING CAMPS
NATIONALIZE GOOGLE
>FORCED CODING CAMPS
NATIONALIZE GOOGLE
>FORCED CODING CAMPS

These threads are like recurring deja vu. Some stupid conversations every fuckin time.

How many of those pneumonia cases are really coronavirus

;_;

>MORE DEATHS THAN RECOVERIES

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Nuke 'em! That is an attempted assassination.

There's an old sandnig knocking on doors trying to sell avocados here lamo, fuck people that's why I never answer the door

>No more proteins
What do ? I'm the only one in the house to not be disgusted by fresh fish. Brother will puke and starve rather than eating fish. Mother will "suffer" it.

Posting again: apple.com/newsroom/2020/03/apples-covid-19-response/

Apple to close all of its retail stores.

>You think CVG is your ally?
>You merely adopted CVG.
>I was born in it, molded by it.
>I didn't see the President's state of emergency till I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but whining!

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Q predicted this

FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER

In pic related the nothingburger previous predictions.

>They failed under every aspect: number predictions, fatality rates, pandemic spread, markets tank.

DON'T GIVE THEM YOU'S, they are shills and will deny in any circumstances that they were wrong.
They will repeat over and over the same talking points (plateauing, slowing down, just a flu, markets green) on every occasion when random fluctuations of the numbers are slightly favorable to their narration.
They will disappear as soon as the situation is worsening just to reappear in droves when the waters calmed down a bit.
JUST IGNORE

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Based Stallman BTFOing retarded preppers and fearmongers!

stallman.org/articles/dont-watch-covid-tv.html

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>literally germany in 2 weeks
Why? Why us?
Fucking chinks. Fucking USA. Fucking Jews.
Why didn't let you kill us them all.
You are responsible for all of this.

This isn't looking good bro

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>ROMANIA DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY
>ROMANIA DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY
>ROMANIA DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY
>ROMANIA DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY
>ROMANIA DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY
>ROMANIA DECLARED STATE OF EMERGENCY

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This makes my heart go doki doki

i have 2 months of panic beans, rice, and deenz.

i would pay with google pay, they do a pickup thing and message you when its ready to get.

Though im not sure if i trust that the guy making it is completely safe.....they wear gloves (cause its a deli) but still.
im in a place in NJ with only 4 confirmed cases, all old people. still worth the risk?

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china isn't giving the full numbers

NORAD Intercept of Russian Aircraft over Beaufort Sea
PETERSON AIR FORCE BASE, Colo. – North American Aerospace Defense Command F-22s, CF-18s, supported by KC-135 Stratotanker and E-3 Sentry AWACS aircraft, intercepted two Russian Tu-142 maritime reconnaissance aircraft entering the Alaskan Air Defense Identification Zone on Monday, March 9th.

liveleak.com/view?t=kZCeH_1584029014

Diy hand wash (if you have no sanitizer)

Mix 9 parts water with 1 part bleach. It's liquid, so you'll have to wash your hands with it and wait a while for it to dry.

>Close everything
>People all drive to the netherlands to eat out

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>tuner tablet for my car coming from Italy
I-Is my car going to catch Corona? Can it be transmitted through OBD2?

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>herd immunity
remember to lynch those responsible

DRACULA BTFO

It's like I live in a B rated movie and I can't escape.

I think those pneumonia figures are generic cases prior to Coronavirus getting out

Let's see how Bill's doing this morning
Ah, great

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The cow urine needs to be boiled down, like in the 13th Warrior movie. TvTropes said something about ammonia being a powerful antiseptic.

pence is a fucking broken record
UNPRECEDENTED TRAVEL BAN FROM THE PRESIDENT!!!!!
STOP DODGING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS

US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
>US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
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>US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
>US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
>US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
>US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS
>US BANNING ALL UK FLIGHTS

Trump heard about the UK strategy and immediately banned them on sight lmaooo

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> Fatty Boomer
Ignored.

Hey, so... Shouldn't Corona-sama's expansion pics get updated now?
We've passed 150k.

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Just mix it with a glass of Uncle Bens sauce, duh.

Also I think it's way too easy to become focused on certain food and forget about other.
Everyone always mentions rice and pasta, but having some flour seems good as well.
Make some pancakes once in a while and keep your sanity, between all that rice, pasta, beenz and deenz.
Also ketofags are probably on suicide watch.

People standing behind the vice president are programmed to nod every 15 secs.

Would buy some desu.
He may be infected and have licked them though.

>this
also people forget how long the course of the illness can take. chinese managed to keep some people alive for over a week while their case was in fact closed. In Italy we'll see hardcore numbers as they simply won't connect older people and let them die in few days.

>Government closed schools till the end of the month after 3 cases confirmed
>There's talk of shutting it all down
Overkill or reasonable precautions? We're broke af so we absolutely can't afford to have this spread.

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>First death in Denmark

Here. We. Go.

Good thing China has the virus contained at least.

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Damn, that's worse that China
It's all over Italy and with big numbers.
Stay safe pasta bro

Do I need to remind people of the story of the boy who cried wolf? The media has hyped of false panic for so long that now when something real is finally happening people don't believe the media.
to quote jfk things fucked yo

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How can Italian deaths fall but infections rise?
Explain!

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how are you getting english from Le Figaro?

this man cannot handle the cope

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I think my response was probably a pretty common one. I also dont frequent cvg so if that was a pasta I replied to then so be it. No need to reply, we all know your opinions on shit

fucking lmao. based coping retard.

No shit they aren’t. Everyone with a brain knows that

Please stay away. My local Aldi was swarmed with you child rapists.

I work at a grocery store thats usually open until midnight and recently had to start closing at nine. Its mainly because we have nothing on the shelves and have to unload twice as many loads to refill them. Just not enough hours in the day to restock right now

I fucking wonder what are the real chinese numbers?

>Positive: 17.750 (+2.795)
>Dead: 1.441 (+175)
>Recovered: 1.966 (+527)
>Intensive care: 1.518 (+190)

>Total: 21.197 (+3.497, +19,8%)

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Tofu

It begins ...

ALL COUNTRY UNDER LOCKDOWN IN MAX 2 WEEKS. HEIL CEAUȘESCU.

packages are fine.
virus can exist:
~3 days on metal+plastic surfaces,
~1 day on cardboard
~4 hours on copper
~3 hours in the air after coofing

Blumpf can't handle a little flu.

>Good thing China has the virus contained at least.

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You are fucking nothingburgers that didn't close the border immediately when Lombardy was down and kept an steady influx of boomers going to ski in Italy until it blew in your face. You have only your own foolishness to blame.

LOUISIANA Update: Now at 51 cases
Up from 19 on 3/12
and 33 on 3/13 am

I'm going to quote my original post just to show people how dumb you leafs are.
Animals have been getting coronavirus for decades now. That doesn't mean other animals are safe around them.

petmd.com/cat/conditions/infectious-parasitic/c_ct_feline_infectious_peritonitis

>Feline infectious peritonitis (FIP) is a viral disease in cats which carries a high mortality due to its characteristic aggressiveness and nonresponsiveness to fever, along with other complications. This disease is comparatively high in multi-cat households as compared to those with a single cat.

What does that last part say? Did you read it? Ok, shut the fuck up, leaf.

>#2056
same shit, different day. Lets have some fun.

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YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE IT AND NOT EVEN KNOW IT?

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HOW DID DEATHS FALL
EXPLAIN

My cousins on my mothers side have called for a visit. They’re from Ireland and I feel like I can’t say no but I’m a little bit leery. What do I do, friends?

With Chrome and right click you get an option to google translate site.

Food packer spreading flu to everyone
She must hate her job a lot.

liveleak.com/view?t=aisHT_1584006983

Why do we care about this faggot? Is he just our personal lolcow

so, how fucked is southern south america? (brazil and peru special guests)

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i doubt you could even imagine it...

Brace yourself pastanon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PORCODDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2,500 cases in the USA now. Remember a few days ago when it was 900?
Will we be at 5,000, then 10,000 in a week or so?

You wouldn't be posting here right now were it not for him.

not only that
i will go to work on monday because i can't afford to quit.
fuck me

Fuck em. Take my power, Corona-Chan.
Feed em nothingburgers 'til they burst.

>STOP BEING SO DUMB, UK

>asking a country that voted for Brexit and has consistently voted for neo-lib governments since the 70s to stupid dumb

Haha, yeah good one. Maybe when hell freezes over we'll stop doing dumb shit

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!

WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD PASTABROS!
FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA WITH OVER 21.000 CASES!
MORE THAN 1400 DEATHS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY!
MORE ACTIVE CASES THAN FUCKING CHINA!

CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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relax.
italy isn't lying

because it's a faggot virus, she's running out of people to kill

I heard Trump has taken coronavirus test. When will its results be known?

das rite

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herd immunity

1% of 66 million = 528,000 I mean

i'm thinking to city trip to zeeuwsbrabant tomorrow coof some more on the open bars

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They were resuscitated duhh

they got a shitload of equipment from the chinks

Are italians secretly having house parties?

you're already at 200k+

>Washing hands with tomatoes
Who knew kek

BUT PUBLIC HOUSING
PLEASE PUBLIC HOUSING
ARE THINGS BEING DONE

>Is he just our personal lolcow
Yes watching him post every 10 minutes trying to cope is funny shit

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TFW your normie acquaintances complain that no store got any toilet paper left, but you're hoarding 200 rolls in your basement.

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>Whaaaaaaaaaaattt? Becoming infected but not showing symptoms while simultaneously infecting others as well? Whaaaaaaaaaaaattt?
>mfw Yas Forums already knew this 2 months ago

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Microwave to kill bacteria user
Never had a sub from there
Lemme know how it goes :D

Emergency decree to give General Nicolae Ionel Ciucă emergency powers and lock down everything.

ah fuck it. niggers

PUBLIC HOUSING

>repetitive coverage of something frightening can interfere with clear thinking, even traumatize people.
It's exactly the opposite.

need him being hung in central park

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yes. up to 2 weeks incubation period.

Am i alive?

Mods pls don't ban me for rollin

Soon
España Número Uno

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Your country has been going downhill since you implemented parliament desu

Should go back to divine rule

1/6 of your population will die sorry to say, hospitals will be overun and the 1/5 of patients that need hospitalization won't get it.

youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI
He tried to warn us...

>Italy has more active cases than China
chinks are so full of bullshit, they should be nuked

>peepee and poo gods immortal

I confidently predict we'll be on total lockdown in a week. Boris has royally fucked this up.

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Italians don't like to die in the weekend

>w-what specifically
>other journos laugh
kek

herd immunity works if you cull the weak

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It's gonna explode soon, bro

That ending with the faggot yelling about public housing. I hope these journalists catch the coof

10% bleach is too much.
cdc.gov/disasters/bleach.html

Tampons will be worth as much as TP during this...stock up on your vagina plugs now

haha what if Trump was the first american president to die because of a fucking flu, wouldn't that be funny?

>WHAT IS BEING DONE TO HELP PEOPLE IN PUBLIC HOUSING
>WHAT IS BEING DONE TO HELP PEOPLE IN PUBLIC HOUSING???
>a lot of things are being down
>A LOT OF THINGS ARE BEING DONE
>stream gets cut off

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Fuck this gay nation, hopefully something better will rise from the shitalian ashes

Stage 5 of grief: depression

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use your free time thanks to this hoaxvirus to blow up pedophiles and satanists heads.
Deus Vult!

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Tell them they are retarded for wanting to travel right now?
You really want them to stay in the death-tube, just so you don't potentially hurt their feelings?

EMS worker here, In louisiana there is only 51 reported cases BUT in the hospital where I live there is a case of it that hasn’t been disclosed.

If my dad dies I'll rip the pig nose off this cunt

1% of 66 million = 528,000 deaths at 80% infection rate.

now

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More and more young people in severe conditions. They still take longer to die, even when in full blown pneumonia.

How long until he transitions to Doomer

CHINA IS BACK TO NORMAL
IT IS OVER

Polishing your apple at the apple store

liveleak.com/view?t=uyfIn_1583979304

That's the plan

YO WTF

>Positive: 17.750 (+2.795)
>>Total: 21.197 (+3.497
why is it +2795 positives and and then +3497 for the total

FRANCE AND GERMANY DATA

So I wouldn't need to disinfect a mask if I put it in a plastic bag and then throw it in a box for a week?

Speaking of mass graves, someone claimed there was a sat pic of a mass grave in Santa Clara, CA. Anyone got sauce on that or was it bullshit?

> The average person uses 1 roll per day
Lol.

>Must be grateful to China for all of this

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5 digit update from Italy next?

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He is still at bargaining
>You will be dead in 100 years anyways, covid doesnt matter lel

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The god damn coronavirus doesn't know the difference between you and the so-called weak.

I thought if we asked nicely, you would all kindly stop being so god damn stupid.

I'm sure those masks that arrived like yesterday helped since everyone knows that you only need 1 day to die from this virus.

>Mom just told me a friend of my brother died two weaks ago from some strange case of pneumonia after being visited by his sister, who lives in spain
bros...

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Stallman, is in fact, GNU/Stallman, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Stallman. Stallman is not a fat retard unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full fat retard as defined by POSIX.

Many users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Stallman", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Stallman, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Stallman is the kernel: the fat retard in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other fat retard that do not run. The kernel is an essential part of a fat retard, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete fat retard. Stallman is normally used in combination with the GNU fat retard: the whole fat retard is basically GNU with Stallman added, or GNU/Stallman. All the so-called "Stallman" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Stallman.

Can I get herd immunity for ebola lads?

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We'll make Italy look like a nothingburger in a month.

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>got laughed at for bringing a disinfectent wipe into class and wiping down my laptop
>a fucking wet wipe is too "cuhrazy" for NPCs
Worst case scenario please

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A roll lasts me a month or something

They say they need an answer by tonight

italian is pants on head retarded, hard to believe latin is its daddy

This is immediately after his doctor said he wasn't tested.
I love this shitshow so much.

>childrenin

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>in the hospital where I live there
you live in a hospital?

No you cattle, I mean herd need to get infected

so he will just get infected some other time

Every time someone says China is back to normal, I check their live traffic stats, and it's always 50-100% lower than the average, what gives you fucking shills?

twitter.com/elerianm/status/1238876552605007877

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get on my level

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kek
> a polish guy ran away from the emergency department in a hospital in Poland
> he was apprehended in Austria
> fakty.interia.pl/raporty/raport-koronawirus-chiny/polska/news-malopolskie-mezczyzna-ktory-uciekl-z-sor-zatrzymany-w-austri,nId,4381535

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this is copypasta which was originaly and unironically posted by an amerifat :DDD

fucking kek, i love you pastabro

liveleak.com/view?t=u0g3T_1583970488

china gave them emergency equipment

.05 percent bleach for skin decon .5 dilution for equipment

Call me when the quarantine a billion people because of any of these.

I haven’t seen them in years, my mother would disown me.

150K!
>150K!
150K!
>150K!

Humanity can endure, but that doesn't mean that I want to die, nor do I want to see my love ones die, to some bootleg Chink virus. So fuck off bizarro Billy Mays.

but m-muh cheap labor

Fuck scenarios. More of her please.

it's +3497 new cases, ignored autistic pasta math

I'm guessing this is something Pence can't pray away? Shit's fucked in america since a month ago. The fucking normied scrambling to buy TP instead of the essentials is top kek. How can Trump even hope to justify or defend his actions against this

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It is a meme bull market.

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>So damn stupid
This from an American.

Same, a week ago anyway
Maybe not today

Normies are the scum of the earth

Where did you get this?

Based World Champion poster

DID YOU WATCH THE VIDEO

fake and gay

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They voted down lethal injection

>haha what a loser he cares about anything
>have sex, incel!

So now USA has ban travel from UK and infected people keep travelling to UK and they continue with the herd immunity bullshit, this is going to be a fucking shitshow hahahaha

Why do you even care about social shaming attempts?

KUURRRRRRWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA

BASED

Day 1: I’m sick.1 total case.
Day 2: I’m dead, you’re sick. 2 total cases.
People moving statuses does not take them out of the pool until recovered.

why do i even live in this shit hole

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based

i'm saving all the bills lad

What parish, fren?

the only thing collapsing from this faggot virus is this guy's brain

This land has so many boomers this plague is going to kill off 20% of the population. Oh well more job openings abound.
It's funny how the biggest action is coming from unions and people themselves. For example HSL bus drivers are probably going to be the first ones to stop working.
They already stopped selling tickets to people and there's fuckall the government can do about them refusing to charge people money.

actually a national prayer day is being implemented, no joke

Based Maciej

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The virus stays alive in the dead body. China burned the dead. In about 3 months the reanimated body's come back. Their brain is not fully functional. Only the basic need. The need to feed.

That's a typo by the original "just a flu" faggots
informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/
See above, except I'm using latest figures to update it