How Many Paper Towell Rolls Does Yas Forums Have Saved Up?

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Eat healthy you fat fuck

Why do niggers use paper?

It's so disgusting, no wonder your skin looks like diarrhea you are covered in shit.

White people use bidet

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
I shit twice a day and a roll lasts 4-5 days.
Do you have chronic diarrhea or something? Do you eat enough greens?

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sorry i'm not fucking stupid like you

I've been using my Fleshlight to save toilet paper and plan on wiping my ass with my hand to hold out until the stores get restocked.

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

I shit once only every other day unless it's a night after binge drinking then my ass is on par with the hoses used on black people in the 60s.

>tfw bought a $40 bidet attachment off Amazon like 2 years ago and now toilet paper lasts literally 10 times longer if not more

I can't think of a single purchase that has changed my life more.

I dont use toilet paper really so i have about 6 rolls, i use wet wipes / flushables and its pretty rare i use more than about 4 in a day and i have about 20 packets so im good for 6 months easy.

Women must eat toilet paper when we're not looking. I get that they have lots of folds and nooks they need to keep clean but damn do they go through lots of toilet paper.

i use wet wipes
one container lasts almost a month
i have 12 containers

They're expensive but if you can afford a washlet, they're the next step up from a bidet. Totally worth the money.

Like, 6, How many do people actually use? These will last me about 3 months.

TP rolls is infinitely divisible, user

24 rolls, should last for the next three months

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coronachan let me lick those feet uwu

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fuck you OP i invested in ShitWipe ETF and I'm making gorillions enjoy waiting in your bread lines to give me money i use your salty tears to bidet and then wipe with your politician tshirts lolololol

The more crap you buy now, the less frequently you'll have to go out in the future when the spread of the virus gets even worse.

If youre a fat fucking am*rimutt you need 1 roll per day. The average person takes a shit every 2-3 days, You shouldnt even use 1 fucking roll for one round of wiping your ass. Use wet towels, and then dry it off with TP. i cant believe how disgusting you motherfuckers are using so much paper to dry out your ass and STILL cant clean it properly.

Take notes from the rest of the world, and use a goddamn Bidet/wet towels disgusting subhumans.
Soap is plentiful, toiletpaper is not.

1 roll a day seems pretty low desu, might go try to steal the toilet paper from Olive Garden when I go with the wife tonight

not enough

I have a bunch of wet wipes and toilet paper.

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My Dad and I are still buying more.

You posted this in the other thread

ALSO MAKE SURE YOU EAT ENOUGH FIBER.

Cant stress this enough, make sure your shit is DRY. If you constantly take liquid shits just hold it in for an extra 8 hours or a day. It will save you time and toilet paper wiping your ass for 1 hour. Dry shits leave minimal residue, i normally can clean my ass easily with one wet towel and a couple layers of hand length toilet paper.
You dont need an entire roll like the degenerate trash eating fat Am*rimutts

This bait is fucking amazing. It's like fishing with dynamite.

I still have 3 sealed 6 packs from one of the big Costco bulk packs I bought last month or so. I will assume as a single guy that's lasting me well past this strange panic buying of TP.
Paper towel wise, I bought like 3 rolls 8+ months ago and still haven't even opened one of them.
I've never gotten why or how people burn past so damn many roles of paper towels. I assume they them to cover stuff up in the microwave or something. Where as I use dishes with a glass cover to heat up food.

>The average person takes a shit every 2-3 days
That's constipation. The healthy number of times to poop is 3, but I poop about 6 times a day, but I have a much faster metabolism due to all of my muscle.

I actually have fiber gummies that work just like laxatives, even though they don't have any laxatives in them.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
You need more fiber in your life fren. Sounds like you need multiple Bounty™ paper towel rolls per shit.

Feels good having your family praise you for prepping since February now that the stores have been emptied by panicked normalfag lemmings. Thanks Yas Forums habbeningfags.

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i dont understand how people can use toilet paper by itself, its not any different from taking a shit on the floor and using only tp to wipe it up

>This bait is fucking amazing.
Hilarious as it is, I've seen that happen multiple times, especially if said person eats a lot of heavily processed cheese product in their diet. Something about eating plasticized cheese makes for magic marker shits.

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if you're not shitting like a fuzzy pumper barber shop youre cancering up and dont flush just shit and walk away to protect yourself from coronatoilethandles

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Based pasta, idiots will fall for it too

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i have 10 rolls of asswipe - it will last me 9 or 10 months

>average person uses 1 roll per day
FAT

Wtf. My wife & I buy the 48 pack from Costco an it last over 5 months. I’ve been on a diet for the last 2 months & have been using Metamucil to get more fiber in my diet. I barely even have to wipe my ass.

None, nobody is giving a shit here.

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How much beans do you have hoarded up next to your toilet paper?

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I never wipe my ass with toilet paper
I enter the bathtube and wash my ass with water and soap

Nice try CIA

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enjoy eating toilet paper

I definitely don't have enough paper towels. I bought a thing of them last time I was at t the store, bummer. Might by some reusable ones on Amazon

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that's not toilet paper

lmao based as heck indian

I thought its a toilet paper on the pic

I preferred to get useful stuff, like non perishable food and water filters. I'm not fat so I only shit once a day so I can take a shower afterwards. Plus my shits come out clean because I eat right so using toilet paper is usually just a formality.

Why did I have to full out 20 fucking captchas to post this?

I have none ... I'll go shit 9outside and wash myself in the river , I own a huge land , I'm no city fag

i got 3, 24 packs left

but i wash my asshole in the shower daily, so i'm not phased.

>not wiping down after a ass shower

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captchas is the public restroom toilet paper of Yas Forums - one square is never enough

I bought a 12 pack of the premium stuff, the huge cottonelle rolls like a couple weeks before this madness kicked off, unbeknownst to me it would be so valuable. I'm just about to run out of the last roll of the previous package I bought months ago. This Cottonelle will last me a long fuckin time even though its only 12 rolls since it's just me and these are huge rolls. It takes longer than a week for me to go through even one of these so I'm sitting pretty for now.

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