/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2055

doom eternal

Our hospital is quiet. But every patient that gets brought in by ambulance is a respiratory horror show. I kinda like it. All the normalfags are staying far away for once in their goddamn lives.

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HERD IMMUNITY

twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518371651649538

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All the homeless think its just a flu or cold and think it's nothing. Why is that? Are they the most scared? It seems weird since they will be most effected

>youtube.com/watch?v=w4czMt7Tpb0

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Have you ever considered masturbating to Coronachan?

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Fuck China!

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It's a nothingburger, the flu something something.

Do not be like this bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=W-kGCCV-Rvs

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Fresh new Tunes to bang

>Coughs are a dangerous thing
>And they come from ling ling
>Bound by viral desire
>My body is about to expire
>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire
>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire
>The taste of bat is sweet
>When chinks devour their meat
>They spread the flu to us whites
>Oh, the numbers reached new heights
>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire
>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire
>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

youtube.com/watch?v=5WyLhwYFgmk

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FUCK JANNIES!

>Spain already on 6k
>Government having infights about the management of the state of emergency
>People not respecting the quarantine
WUHAN 3 BOYS, WE ARE GOING TO GET TO THE TOP REAL FAST

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I'm about to start my cashier shift. If I wear a mask/gloves the boomers in my small town will make fun of me.
What do Yas Forums?

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>7 billion people in the world
>5300 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Hey anons, any new major developments within the last 2 weeks? Was doing stuff, soz

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I will be homeless in a month, how the fuck am I supposed to live in a quarantined country without home?

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call it wARS to piss off china

uk+ireland travel ban effective monday night

same user

He's already infected. Say goodbye to your stonks

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>implying

We welcome you corona-chan!

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Somebody inject this boomer with corona

get doom you janny shit

also

>just a flu

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kek

WHY TRUMP WHY

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>Have you ever considered masturbating to Coronachan?

no!
well..

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WE HAVE MOUNTAINS OF TOILETPAPER.
youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo&feature=youtu.be
Relax

fucking kek

Don’t be a bitch, do what you have to do!

Food banks closing too and soup kitchens sucks man

Durrr is being alive more important than getting made fun of?

I sense a little Jewery at play

He is literally right about everything. This will fizzle out to nothing soon, we will look back at this as all mass hysteria on a global scale. A few people will die but a fraction of the flu. Also, he is handsome as hell.

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HAND OVER YOUR TIPYYY

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>virus confirmed to survive airborne
>the wind has kicked up to 11 today
No one better need me today because I'm sealing this vault shut.

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She cute

I would do it but I'm on nofap, almost a month already.

I really want to jerk off to coronachan but then I'll feel weird if it ends up killing my parents

sars immunity only lasts 2 years

Bros, it's in my immediate vicinity. 2 cases announced in our main hospital last night. I'm wondering how fucked I am. Slightly rural, but the hospital is in a big city with constant travel to the suburbs

Don't be a faggot, get comfy with AC

I agree fren

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I dont like girls, anyone have a genderbent version of her?

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Hi user, welcome back.
>pic related.

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wow...nice

Tell them it’s for their protection, since they’re most susceptible. Raise their boomer egos while protecting your skin. Win/win.

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