PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THANK YOU BASED CORONACHAN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470351-1/
youtu.be/feycmqjsLNw?t=2635
youtu.be/G6HbxcCb-7g
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 3/13/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6141527765001/
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/13/20
c-span.org/video/?470346-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/13/20
youtu.be/IGIpRnAY1dk
>CMSAdm Verma on Tucker 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141533190001
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141392557001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on F&F 3/12/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141351651001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on MSNBC 3/12/20
youtu.be/a3Co5T7F16E
>Pentagon Press Brief (CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742893/
>Pentagon Press Brief (USFK Comdr ArmyGen Abrams) 3/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/742886/
>StateDeptVideo: Bob Levinson: Hostage in Iran for 13 Years 3/13/20
youtu.be/mbXZMZfV21A
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470295-1/
youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470297-1/
youtu.be/WEwFb6IOZrU
>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
pic.twitter.com/iaWqMbK0D0
youtu.be/zuJ1FjvpMlQ
>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE

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ALSO IT'S CATURDAY, POST CATS
> IF YOU DON'T YOU ARE GAY

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>REEE YOU CANT JUST USE PRIVATE CORPORATIONS TO FIX OUR PROBLEMS WHAT ABOUT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES

Just in time for a new bread!

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UK BTFO

bongs are banned

Should've voted Bernie 2016
Not too late yet though, say his fans.

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about damn time

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Make the bans permanent.

oh no no no drumpf has COVID-19

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PRESS CONFERENCE

youtu.be/4hXCIuxQyd8

AT THE WHITE HOUSE NOW!

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My Bishop just said that it's okay to skip mass for the time being....Their scared.

How about Rachael posting?
youtube.com/watch?v=dAHoxaphbEs

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UK still tied into the EU free movement of ppl until Dec. Good move

Please prez trump make my stupid governemt close all borders and travel ;_;

>Post yfw George Soros gets stuck in Europe

Let us know when you're ready to back a politician who has actually managed to accomplish something besides naming a post office.

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MAGA

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Alright I just came home a few minutes ago. I take we are also banning the Bongs and the micks?

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UK and Ireland BTFO

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Ok, hear me out frens, I'm a Trump guy have no issue with most he's done but we all know he's not bigoted.
Now on the otherh hand Biden is a old school racist and with his dementia might very well go full Jim crow in office.
Sorry guys I was going to vote for Trump again but it'll be hard to pass this chance up.

How about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=YfR6ZZRW8P8

This

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Defend this
Pro Tip: You can't

Me?
No, I'm with Diamond Teflon Joe

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I really wish Ben Carson was the point man for this corona effort. His demeanor is perfect for it

Self-contained Communion, when you can't trust your fellow Easter Worshippers.

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Apparently, effective Monday.

I don't care what anyone says. Mommy Pajeet is sexy af. Imagine lifting up that sexy little business attire skirt and she's wearing some lace stocking and garter belt. I would do anything with her.

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Just relax!

>We can end this pandemic right now if everyone just takes a nap my friends

>248079524
You are forever alone you awful inbred droopy eyed sandnigger.

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The guy who uses Skype & fucks it up?

This is why we need Bernie.

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strawpoll.com/rbcefyxd/

all these old white men are triggering me

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Does this count?

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Don't forget he'll be the subject of a thousand grampa incest porn.

> single serve plastic
user, save the turtles. It's just a cold, and we only have one planet.

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Dr. Fauci is pretty much the U.S.'s point man on this whole thing

Blimpf, Pence, and all the rest would be fucking lost without this guy

>Mfw turned into a Ancap yesterday
>Mfw cannot go back
>Mfw need to make a business and soon my own cooperation

I'm dug in too deep, bois.

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Exactly the point, Ben being a devout SDA wants those papists to get back together and die out

Also what they use in prison

Wow, thanks for that, user. I have a good use for that (no, it's not degenerate).

1'00%
> Nekomimi Gakuen

>3) be Christian or GTFO
The athechad goes where he pleases and also loves pork and alcohol

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Calm down, Stephen.

escorted out

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all the states Bernie has won so far take forever to count the votes, while states where Biden won have already counted within 1 day.

They want to give people the illusion that Biden is winning to give him momentum (because many people don't care and just vote for whoever is ahead. Most Biden's supporters don't even know his track records or where he stands on the issues).

Bernie still has MANY delegates owed to him from California and Colorado.

The media have been extremely biased against Bernie and parading Biden 24/7.

If Biden was 130+ delegates behind, the NYT headlines would read: "Biden Still Within Reach, Race is too Close to Call!"

PS: I don't think mail-in ballots is the reason it takes so long. Michigan has mail ballots, too, but has been counted 100% within 1 day.

ST states counting times
California: Sanders 53.9%, Biden 41% - that's a big margin.

Utah: 65% for Sanders and 25% for Biden, still waiting for delegates to be attributed.

Colorado: 42.9% Sanders and 24.5% Biden, still waiting for delegates to be attributed.

It's triggering me, too! How dare the former coordinator of the US response to AIDS be Pence's right-hand and oversee everything!!!

>The coronavirus has literally made the strongest case imaginable for the candidate most vulnerable to it

EDP445 HAS THE VIRUS

ITS OVER

It was a Bugman

I'm trying, but I can only make myself sleep six hours a night. The MyPillows help, but I might have to get the mattress topper with promo code T77.

who?

it was acosta

> athechad
No can't do user. Either bow to the Virgin MILF or GTFO

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My religion requires me to waste a single tiny plastic cup weekly, you bigot.

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>The reporter was escorted to a helicopter for immediate evac

TRUMP NO

youtu.be/C9L4KzxugX4

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Yeah sure I'm christian *wink wink*

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youtube.com/watch?v=gj64RdkblZ4

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The media is making itself a bioweapon in the war on Trump.

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I busted my butt, got at least 10-15 people over to Bernies side over the weekend. First time I’ve ever felt like my vote mattered in this damn state.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR EFFORT. SERIOUSLY. MUCH LOVE FROM THE SOUTHEAST.

MATCH ME

So I went to my local supermarket to see what's up. Litterally overflowing with goods and half the stuff is on sale because we have so much. Mountains and mountains of TP just waiting to be picked just sitting there as well. Canadians are not worried about shortages, we have so much and we trust our governement. USA is fucked tho!

FAUCI: "Well, as I mentioned, there are two components of that. There is preventing from without to in, and there is what you do mitigation in. Clearly, early on, we made a travel ban with regard to China.

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There has got to be a federal law on the books for "sabotage" by a government official.
Not neglect or corruption or anything, but straight-up sabotaging the state.
After this is over heads need to roll at the CDC

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It's going to kill all the aids infected faggots first,God didn't like you faggots playing God trying to cure his punishment.

>Buttbomb

>newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/aiden-jackson/2020/03/13/buttigieg-bombs-fill-host-kimmel

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>Caturday
I haven't heart that in years... You put a smile on my face user, thank you.

Does he think Bernie's government would be immune to the virus? Like, you wouldn't have to still implement bans and quarantines with universal healthcare?

Pelosi only helped because she doesn't want to get that flu

>escorted
where to? a cheap hotel in miami?

>Acosta
>Reporter

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Fuck this virus shit what does it do to Bernie's chance at winning?
I donated everything I had to help him win even gave blood and sprem when I ran out of my benefits, fuck this is stressing me out, I already sleep behind a five guys and eat out of their dumpster, because I used my rent money on his fucking revolution.

People have tried to make jews turn to God, yet they keep being so vile and turn away because they're satanic sandniggers. You ought to know better than this.

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Barney’s unelectable trash. Stop meddling in our elections.

NEETBUX

>reposting from plebbit

user, please, I can only take so much.

Oops

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Oh, please, PLEASE merciful God tell me it was that miserable Playboy Mag reporter what is Acosta-tier levels of suck!

My mother had a ginger tabby. They adored each other to the point where the cat would almost never leave her side and would panic and look around for her if she was gone for a week, which she frequently was due an illness that kept her at the hospital. They've both been gone for over a decade but if there is a possibility, maybe they got a chance to see each other again.

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I am working with the federal government in the newly created Space Force and was asked to participate in a pilot program of mass testing and inoculation. We will use the results of this Wuhan virus testing to create a new system to be used for a mass exodus from Earth. Most analysts predict that within the next 20 years the United States will have to evacuate it's citizens to an off-planet home, and we need to make sure we are not bringing any diseases or epidemics with us. The Wuhan virus is helping us to figure out how to do that.
Oh, and we will be using the google database when it happens, so be sure to register now to save yourself some time.

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Just voted for the first time (Florida)

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Should've done it 200 years ago.

They're sending Infected Agents after the President now to kill him with disease.

What will be the next attempt?

No shit... Bootgog's stiff as board

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What the fuck is Mnuchin talking about re: The IRS Jew and the shekels for wagies in cagies here

God knows what the fuck this bill will look like and how confusing it will be to read

She looks like she wants to give you at least three white babies, user.

forcing companies to pay workers to stay home, talk about tanking the economy.

Nice MAGAkitty fren

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JEJ; that does it, welcome to the Portuguese style Christianity, bound moreso by the hatred of kikes and moors and love for wine and pork than anything

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a bit under dressed

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Chad here is gonna make some lefty girls a little flustered

Trying to spread his chink virus.

>Chad Wolf
What a name

>Chad Wolf

What a Chad.

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Nothing happened with the 2016 coup plotters. There will be an OIG report with training.

Fckg CCP agents

DAS RACYSS

>Most analysts predict that within the next 20 years the United States will have to evacuate it's citizens to an off-planet home
Just seal the borders and declare autarky. Alone, without the Yuropoors or chinks or niggers or spic invaders to drag us down, America will invent a new golden age.

So am I getting free money or not

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This

>tfw the WH intentionally rigged the temp meter to read higher on asians

Fuck cats. I hate cats. Cats are filthy. This is an Awoo board.
Dogs > Cats.
Awoos are wolves, not fucking feline.

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are you black or a fat mamacita?

>wow I think I'm in love

We know you are, you actual faggots

CHINA TO PROVIDE FREE WAIFUS

It's Caturday; don't be mean

> They've both been gone for over a decade
F

Worry not user, unlike dogs, cats actually go to heaven

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>black man taking the chink's temperature
>Hol up why no black ppl got Carona. Let me found out we immune.

well the CDC is much further down the totem pole than the heads of the FBI, NSA and CIA

That cat wants breakfast

It appears you're getting some free shekels, but Mnuchin is so fucking autistic no one has any idea how this will work

>nothing
>nothing happens except hysterical niggers
For the life of me i cannot care about this stupid virus. It's all so artificial.

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It's like we're in the end chapters of an Ayn Rand novel. All production is grinding to a halt, and people are talking about free gibs.

Ohh
You can bailout
Stocks can five
Having a coofing fright
Ooh, see that Trump
Watch him scream
Digging that bailout queen

>WHITE HOUSE PRESSER HAPPENING NOW

>Trump has a CHAD in his administration
>his CHAD is in charge of deportations

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>bound moreso by the hatred of kikes
You say this yet you are talking straight to a jew. I know for a fact now that your wife is the brains in your marriage.

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Yes, Bernie was made this. This is actually everything he is.
A completely ridiculous situation that is only perpetuated through a demanded sense on panic brought on by people who have ill intentions or know absolutely nothing about what they are saying.

Dogs eat their own shit ..try harder

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I made a gif for people like you.

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Chad Wolf 2024

I am at work and dont have any cats on my work computer. Have a Duff instead

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Newly created bio-weapons travel by air, so sealing the borders won't do anything. We will have to escape the Earth's atmosphere, that is the only way to be safe.

> tits for Bernie
The Bernie Bro's soul is a sewer of free shit and tyrannical desires.

Whoa

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For whomever*

But he wasn’t the democratic presidential candidate.

Yeah if we're all starving to death we would be worried about some stupid virus.

Based Duff poster

Racism is how the virus spreads, you fucking bigot.

carson bypassed again!

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True they were great. Also that cat woke me up in a sinilar fashion for half and half.
What a way to find out you have Coronavirus.

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I think he's gay.
You?

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Oh shit, Echo Charles is getting us on the path of wuflu safety

>the man that killed poor defenseless Corn Pop lectures anyone on racism
Hurtful...

>No More bickering and blaming
Yeah, lefty faggots

Did you just wake up from coma, Yang lost.

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>almost all people will recover
HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO

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>he listens to NPR

what the fuck?

STOP SAYING LEAN IN

Indeed, being racist is very contagious

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He’s just a educated nigger.

He talks like Mike Tyson.

He definitely has a lisp...doesn't mean he's gaydindu, however

Does our surgeon general have a lisp or am I imagining it?

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what curve?

I got some blue jeans for $14.88 last week.

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SLEEPY BEN

That would be interesting considering he was Pence's guy before he became SG
Saving the best for last!

it’s Ben!

I mean if Trump recovers doesn't that prove it's a nothing burger.

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GO JOE!
youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah2I166f_U

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Just in From No Shit Dept.

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>Carson coofs as he steps to the podium

GET TESTED, DR. BEN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>Is on a good spot to hurt Trump
>Give out a retarded answer
How can the left keep fucking up

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SLEEPY DOCTOR WAKES!

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Sleepy ben

Whoops

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Funny how Pelosi tries to preempt Trump's speech but she didn't even come close

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He does. But he is a real doctor. That's no easy task.

I must say the lack of diversity is sicking:
>white woman
>Poo woman
>2 black males
Why is Trump so racist???

wait till the automation kicks in full gear. then we can all stay home. too soon.

He gets a Duff and so do you

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They wanted to get everyone sick. Should be charged with attempted murder. They know when they have a fever.

>Lean in
>Flatten the curve

I sense new catchphrases for 2020

That’s clearing your throat, dummy.

We're completely fucked. I'm in WA, have symptoms, been fucked for the last 8 days. Can't get tested. State hotline tells me to stay at home unless I "Can't breathe" then call ahead to ER before going.

Tests are only available for medical staff still with no change planned currently. Can't get tested at all. Just sitting here slowly losing my shit while I cough and sleep all day.

Rate the official Finnish survival gear

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> Tulsi conspicuously absent
What happens when Biden and Bernie both catch Corona and perish? Will Tulsi be the last contender standing?

They're just like me.

>Sleepy Ben talking about how sleepy he is because he's been busy taking calls late at night

He's so cute.

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Because he's down for brown.