HOLY BASED, ITALY IS SAVED

HOLY BASED, ITALY IS SAVED

>PORNHUB is giving Italians premium content for FREE for an entire month while they are trapped in coronavirus hell.
>Proceeds from the Modelhub platform are to be donated to help the European nation which was placed on an unprecedented lockdown on Monday night.
>A press release shared on Thursday read: "Forza Italia, We love you! PornHub has decided to donate its percentage revenue from ModelHub platform from March to help Italy during the outbreak.
>"To help you during these weeks at home, for the whole month you can access PornHub Premium free of charge, with no need of using your credit card".
>The porn site is offering free access to its premium service to people who live in Italy until April 3.
>The website is the world’s biggest porn site and was used 42 billion times last year, with 115 million daily visitors.
>According to Pornhub’s year in review, Italy ranked seventh in Pornhub's top 20 countries by traffic in 2019.

thesun.co.uk/news/11161350/pornhub-free-access-italy-coronavirus-lockdown-premium-content/

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youtube.com/watch?v=lNfqyrkiHbI
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sun-society.com/index.php/2018/12/30/parting-words-an-interview-with-nobodytm/
youtube.com/watch?v=aVtjtIdM16E
ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/diffusione-coronavirus-italia-paziente-0-arriva-germania-1839124.html
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based

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Can someone explain to me, using very small words, what exactly "premium content" on pornhub is?

REALLY?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM COVIDING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA COVDDDDDD

BASED!!! WE CAN FAP SO WE CAN BECOME EVEN MORE DEPRESSED!!!!

LOL HAHAHHAHSA!!! LOSER YOU DON'T LIKE FAPPING?!?!?!?!? EVERY WAGESLAVE LIKES PORN LOUUUUUUUL!!!!!

A thank you would be nice

So video are blocked unless you pay for a prenium account.So for a whole month Italy get paid content for free

Thanks.
Now I have something to do in this lockdown

>No food
>body lose essential vitamins and minerals
>you get sick
>you die

Jews giving stuff away for free? They must be very very afraid right now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA DRIVE TO ITALY, FIND THE NEAREST WIFI AND COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

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Thats so fuckin dumb, everyone knows that the amateur shit is better than the big studio porn movies where the girls gotta use lube and have terrible forced acting.

It is true.

God bless those goddamn fucking jews!!!

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>God bless those goddamn fucking jews!!!
have fun!

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i dont use pornhub,i fuck my gf instead. We are quarantined in the same room

Quick, this may become a new fetish! Start a Pornhub account. Do COOF porn! Nobody has done such a thing before! Vast riches await!! COOF on your GF, creampie her as you're both COOFing! That may... actually be somewhat arousing... maybe? Huh. What a strange idea. Don't mind me friend, admitting myself to the psychiatric ward right now.

it's marketing
porn's effect on the brain is similar to drugs
so they get to look considerate while making people addicted to higher quality material, to the point they'll end up buying it and recommending it after this whole thing is over

youtube.com/watch?v=lNfqyrkiHbI

Original video by nobodytm (interesting project, now disbanded)

bitchute.com/video/nqAIh80mCIe5/

Parting Words: An Interview with Nobodytm

sun-society.com/index.php/2018/12/30/parting-words-an-interview-with-nobodytm/

Very true

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>God bless those goddamn fucking jews!!!
>HOLY BASED, ITALY IS SAVED

COOFER=COOMER

both are a disease

youtube.com/watch?v=aVtjtIdM16E

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Anyone else think this is a conspiracy between the toilet paper companies and pornhub?

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>PORNHUB is giving Italians premium content for FREE for an entire month while they are trapped in coronavirus hell.
Thank you Corona-chan.

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NO PLEASE! DONT TOUCH THAT COCK! Repent and accept the Jew on the stick as your master or forever live in hot!

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Italian newspapers report new evidence that PATIENT-ZERO was a Kraut.

ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/diffusione-coronavirus-italia-paziente-0-arriva-germania-1839124.html

If this is true you people should petition PornHub to have free Scheisseporn.

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>takes away from womans pussy monopoly
>much cleaner than real roasties because no chance to get herpes, other stds or babys
>not degenerate like hookup culture
>can be obtained for FREE
>makes men spend much less on roasties
>even guys who cant get laid can see naked 10/10s
>boosts your immune system to fight off Coronachan

yep Porn and Masturbation is based (and life saving)

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sexual liberation

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Israel had a town on lock down surrounded with snipers and forced arabs to watch porn
Porn is a weapon to surpass Corona chan

>here gentiles enjoy cooming to our latest films and videos
>remember to always be touching your genitals including your anus regularly

>oh nevermind the lethargy! coom away! experts even say cooming ups the immune system goy
>thats right, keep spilling your seed and give your energy to us
>yessss

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just doesnt feel the same wanking to Italian granny porn now knowing most of them are probably dead

All the proof you need for porn being a population control (pacification) mechanism.

Activated my account yesterday. Goddamn That feels good.
Now, can you suggest attractive and fat assed pornstars?
Upper Limit would be say, Virgo Peridot.
I need names people, and less than one month to coom them all!

youtube.com/watch?v=fW5B6ZrHkCE&t=62s

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You wut mate?

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youtube.com/watch?v=qxhBbZs4mlY&app=desktop
youtube.com/watch?v=JDAEUcU76mQ&app=desktop
youtube.com/watch?v=U9fyTxiEAWY&list=PLHspzUktYkbTTkw_5dRIqa2PbFd3ncmSi&app=desktop
youtube.com/watch?v=uULQYbGvj48&list=PLHspzUktYkbTTkw_5dRIqa2PbFd3ncmSi&index=2&app=desktop
youtube.com/watch?v=uULQYbGvj48&list=PLHspzUktYkbTTkw_5dRIqa2PbFd3ncmSi&index=2&app=desktop

they're clearly in cahoots and behind it

>being trapping in a room with a woman

I feel bad for you, user.

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Except when she sneaks out to visit her Chinese boyfriend.

I cant watch videos on 4chins, only using the link and opening yt, do you know why?

that VPN will finally be useful

The free stuff on PH is mostly clips. If you want the whole thing you gotta pay up. I don't know who sits and watches a 4K porno for 2hrs but I'm not one to judge.

>plenty of young, child bearing aged couples quarantined together with nothing to do
>No goyim! Don't have sex, watch our free premium porn instead!
The Jews don't want a white baby boom

you're supposed to have a baby boom in times of crisis but the jews have you covered there

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here's a coomer guide

1. create a pornhub account
2. close browser and activate vpn
3. set it to italy
4. go back to pornhub and activate the free trial
5. turn off vpn

you now have a month of premium, but can't download most videos unless,

6. download jdownloader2 and enter your username and password in the "account manager" section
7. find video you want, copy and paste the link into jdownloader2
8. you can now download premium videos without paying

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Ah the softcore porn kraut is back! Surprised you haven’t kys yet

>Kikes making fun of Italy by rewarding them free degeneracy so they can watch full videos of Niggers fucking white women while they stay at home
>Kikes probably made this virus and spread it on countries they don't like
>Based

I piss on your grave Manolo

Don’t waste your time. When are you going to have this opportunity again?
Do some house chores like DIY jobs, clean places you’ve never cleaned before (under the fridge) cut your grass, start a project. Paint a wall mural for instance.
Sort out all you bills and the paperwork shoved in draws around your house. Review your finances. Build a model on excel to estimate your future situation with you current liabilities and assets.

Do something real.

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Man I’m glad I don’t already know shit like this

A pandemic is not the time to be fapping, idiots.

Imagine wasting all your sexual energy on Jewish mind-control in a time of emergency. lol

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>is back
I was never gone
>Surprised you haven’t kys yet
why should I? doing really great atm

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Too late. Out my window I can hear hundreds of thousands of moans from coomers. The streets are full of the sound.

Why didnt you say coof instead?
Dumb shit kikes dont know how to be funny.

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Mental gymnastics. Just admit you're an addict. It's the first step to beating your addiction.

Based

true, worst time to weaken your immunity

>takes away pussy monopoly
Jacking off isn't pussy. You wanna break the monopoly, you'll have to redistribute pussy the way you redistribute money. Personally, I think if you're a net taxpaying man then you should have the option of getting some relief once or twice a week from a net tax consuming woman of your choice. I'd rather wipe out welfare altogether, but if you're forced to pay for some woman then you should get something out of it. It sounds fucked up, but at least it would make things more even.

>just went to pornhub on a Shitaly VPN and got a free month of premium from the UK


I am dabbing on the corpses of the Italians.

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>Jacking off isn't pussy.
totally missing the point.

based

Immeasurably BASED. I stand in awe of you, sir.

I hope by God Rocco Sifreddi is ok. That man is a national treasure.

Remember, it's not your fault

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So I could set a VPN to Italy and get premium tittys?

HERE’S YOUR VIRUS CURE GOYIM