Corona Prep

>I feel sorry for the people who didnt take the time to prep for this over the last 2 months.

I don't. They had their chance

Why do these prepper threads keep posting the same 2 images?

If this isnt over in 2 months then I hope you have what it takes to fight off hordes of chimps or you live far far away from any nigger dense cities

Pff, I have the virus right now and it's shit but honestly this is an overreaction. If you're young and healthy then its better to just get it then go back to life as usual rather than stockpiling and hiding in your room for months on end.

Faggot I bet on a faster spread, faster lockdown and had to go shopping after 3 weeks at the worst moment possible. I'm a poor urbanite with no car, hard to buy enough supplies. And grocery delivery was the first thing to stop last Monday.

local shop pasta shelf about an hour ago.

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>Everyone who pushed this flu
Might believe it with a timestamp, but the tanks on he wall suggest that is not your stash, but a business of some sort.

There will be fights for food this afternoon. This was last night. They don't have any backstock to replenish.

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Oh noooo cant buy pasta. youll starve. Forget about all of the rest of the food thats in abundance further down the isle.

I unironically believe this

Post address faget

>Be normal human being who heads to the store to pick up a few things
>Have to squeeze past hoards of retard faggot doomsday LARPers
>Have to wait hours in line to get normal amount of groceries because I know I can just show up another day to get more

We can only hope they get robbed.

In france the supermarket "should" continue to get supply even after the monday's lockdown.
So for now it's a nothing burger for us.

lol its not, everything is getting low there.

I'm ok because for one I already have the virus, for two I stocked up weeks ago.

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Cant wait for all the retards to start eating all the toilet paper they stocked up bc they didnt buy food.

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Normies just panic buy what they heard is prepper food.

Little do they know a seasoned prepper buys loads of unhealthy fat boy food because mental health is just as important as your diet.

Two months of just eating beans and bland pasta will drive you mad

>go to Walmart
>Stuff is missing, but they got plenty of other food
>McDonald's and every other food joint is still open

Y'all a bunch of pussies

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Your kit sucks, maybe you should have spent less on toilet paper so you could afford a helmet that isn't 20 years old

by the look of that pathetic amount of food you wont be far behind.

You have maybe a month there

What about the people who know prepping is bullshit and just need to do a normal grocery run but can't get anything they need now

>while you partied, I studied the prep

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PANDEMIC IS OVER? I WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH IT ALL BURN!!! I DON'T WANT TO WAGESLAVE FOR ANOTHER 49 YEARS FOR GOLDSTEINBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!221

>big cans of wolf brand chili.

Enjoy your explosive diarrhea you fucking podunk.

I hope he likes diabetes.

Stop posting your shitty thread, you did this yesterday.
>1 post by this ID
>SAGED

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i bought pasta weeks ago but I also bought tomato sauce and black pepper etc at the same time.

>a normal pantry
lol all these fucking retards think they're preppers because they're not homeless

Theres kilos of pasta and lentils behind the rice Also the freezer is completely loaded

I have had no new customers in my business since January, and many customers with plans have cancelled. We weren’t able to prep. All our money was devoted to bills, and shit as we were just making ends meet, and barely. We’re fucked.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

I believe it, fucking sick picture dude. It's all over the net right now.

>doomerfag wastes his money on toilet paper and other worthless shit he wont need

Ask someone in Hongcouver.

F

>1 toilet roll a day
Shart in mart?

Who is qt?

any treats?
Cookies?
Chocolate?

These are important man. Im not saying you eat an entire pack of cookies in a sitting but two little cookies after a meal will go a long way

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

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Seen it first hand, Chaim. Enjoy Hell again very soon.

for real. imagine having months head-start to prep and buying apocalypse food.

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Who the fuck uses 1 toilet roll per day?

personally yes, I have packs of biscuits. bars of chocolate and stuff.

stocks are getting low in the shops though. where before there would be say 20 packets of biscuits there are two or three left.

this is the king of bait

>1 roll a day

What? My wife and i maybe go through 1 a week

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If the apocalypse does happen wont the most likely scenario be that a militia will come to your house and take your shit? Sure you have guns but so do they.

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>because everyone needs it.

I attached a bidet to my toilet. I really dont need it

It's unbelievable how many retards this post consistently pulls out

its happening here in canada.
I dont know about the shithole that is the U.K but i fully expect all shelves to be restocked by the end of next week

I've got about 6 months supply of fruits and meat and 2 years supply of grains and other stuff.

I'm trying to use this to my advantage to get a girlfriend during the collapse but so far the ladies don't seem to care.

However they hopefully remember what I told them and will email me when they are desperate.

fucking new homos, no one gives a fuck who you are...

Is it gay that I want to dress that guy in anime skirts and fuck his sissy ass?

We didn't prepare at all. But we live out in the country and hunt regularly so I think we're ready. If it actually does get bad I'm glad to be in a rural area.

I believe it. Not everything needs fucking proof on here because not every piece of information needs verification, only important information. Me believing you're the guy in the picture really doesn't mean much one way or another.

Once the first nigger goes down, the rest scatter

Anymore photos like this?

Exactly. Plenty of food here. Shelves are being refilled every day. Toilet paper craze is just that.

he's the one that would be fucking your ass, bro; paying thugs one barilla box at a time

Even satan sees through your fatass math

yeah probably they will.

I think people are just going to ignore the govt advice over here and don't want to be the guinea pigs for the social experiment called 'herd immunity'.

Will you livestream your suicide when this blows over in 2 months?

1 roll per day

the absolute state of muttland

I would if wasn't a NEET living with my parents who thought it was just a flu

:(

5000 rounds of ammo (sadly I'm a lever action man, and didn't have the money to buy more guns, so it's a 22lr Henry)
3 months worth of water and food
6 months of tp
Coffee, cigs, lighters to trade
Medical stuffs
A copy of the us constitution
Condoms
Compass
A garden plot with plants that will be harvested in 2 to 3 months
Water fliters
Cars full tanks of gas
Books and board games
Mp3 players, rechargeable batteries, solar chargers

Let's rock.

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Just went grocery shopping. Except for toilet paper and hand sanitizer all shelves were full or being restocked. It's not like there's a war.

best pasta coming out of this.

>90% bottled water and toilet paper

You idiot

>nigger
It's gonna be literally everyone else who didnt prep

What's in the buckets?

I repeat it over an over again, there is no reason to prep, same shit happened in china, people bough everything in stores, then in few weeks they realized the shops are still supplied well and in a month they had to start eating what they hoarded before it spoils, so i hope you hoarders get at least something you like because you will have to eat it anyway

>I feel sorry for the people who didnt take the time to prep for this over the last 2 months
lol you did it for me fuckface then I will come over and shoot your bitch ass and take your shit and theres nothing you can do about it.

They don't eat much fibres or probiotics. I use 4 sheets a day.

Prepping is a fun, wholesome activity that all the members of your family can take part in.
There is, literally nothing wrong with this whatsoever. However, if you're a panicking doomsayer you're probably a trash human being as well.

Did you miss the countless buckets of beans oats rice and pasta? This isn't even the entire stash. We literally couldn't fit all of it in a single shit post.

>oxygen tanks

Brilliant or retarded?

I'll give you your (You).

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who is the other dude, your roomie? why don't you have 55gal drums?

Yeah it does it actually means you're a f(l)aggot.

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thats his faggot butt buddy obviously.

Went to the store a while ago. No rice, dry beans, TP, no potatoes, no tomatoes, no flour except the small 5lb bags. It was pretty busy but more orderly than usual. Finally they open up the other checkout , because maybe they realized people get pissy when they have to wait in line of more three people.

you live on the 4th floor

Smart idea with buying condoms, after you run out of food you can sell your boipussy

>North Carolina Poorfag report

There has been no Community Spread reported yet. So I went to Family Dollar/Dollar General/Dollar Tree and there is still a lot on the shelves as far as food goes.
>Toilet paper is gone
>Paper towel is still around but not much
>No sanitation products aside from degreasers and the occasional bottle of bleach
>Plenty of eggs, milk, bread
>Still plenty of Cold & Flu meds and vitamins

Definitely clearing out and there are a lot of people out but there should still be product by Monday.

My faggot brother. He will be my butt slave when we run out of women.

Kek’d

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How is that gay?

>be me

>have guns and ammunition

>be proficient with said guns and ammunition

>be you

>have something I need

Hope you can handle a little siege between neighbors

my new favorite pasta

Cheers, bidet-bro. I got one from my sister in law a few years ago. Best gift In recent memory