/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2054 - FUCK CHINA, TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

Holocaust vs Corona, which one is the worst crime against humanity in history?

STOP

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quick rundown?

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"Igor."
"Oui, Grichka?"
"The markets are softened up. Release COVID-20."
"Baçed."

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how long until martial law somewhere civilized?

i want a happening

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Expectations vs reality

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
CHINA COMPLETELY OWNED THE DISEASE, THEY'RE NOT EVEN TREATING IT ANYMORE, ONLY EATING HONEY STRAIGHT FROM THE HIVE
> webm related
(He's suddenly not feeling too good)

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Estonia has closed its islands, only its residents can return.

Slovenia effectively stopping testing, only testing those with serious respiratory problems. Seems like this is gonna be the approach of many countries where containment has failed.
I guess the Brits and Americunts have the same approach.

it's the Holocough
the Chinese Disease
the Flu Manchu
the Wu Ping Cough

WHEN DO WE STOP GOING TO WORK
THEY CLOSED SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES EVEN THOUGH KIDS AREN'T A MAJOR THREAT, YET, WHY AREN'T THEY CLOSING ALL BUSINESS AND FACTORIES??? IT WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD YOU CANT STOP IT!!!!
>be wagie
>kids have a month off
>mother staying at home
>get COOF'd on at work by someone 4 feet away
>get infected
>come home
>infect family
>friends or family visits or go out to store
>infect more
>it keeps growing despite school closings

>dont go to work
>get collected, bankrupted and evicted
>still get infected and die

WE ARE SO FUCKED

Thanks for spreading Chinese propaganda, Xian-Soikan

THERE IS NO VACCINE IT WILL JUST START OVER AGAIN

>Capping at 2/3 of global (((confirmed))) cases so far
>canceled

>HAPPENING
BORIS BTFO
>HAPPENING
BORIS BTFO
>HAPPENING
BORIS BTFO
>HAPPENING
BORIS BTFO
>HAPPENING
BORIS BTFO

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the holocaust wasnt a crime though

The White House: Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing
youtu.be/4hXCIuxQyd8

WE CHINA NOW

twitter.com/CNBC/status/1238861853423480833

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This one goes out to the soon to be Immunity Herd.

[Verse 1]
Another lung breathes lowly
Gramps is slowly taken
The pandemic caused such violence
Why where they mistaken

[Pre-Chorus]
But you see, it's not them, it's not their equity,
In our town, in our town, we are dyin'
With their banks and their loans and their thrones and our lungs
In our town, in our town, we are cryin'

[Chorus]
In our town, in our town
SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2-ie-ie-ie-, oh
Yes in our town, in our town
SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2-ie-ie-ie-, oh

[Post-Chorus]
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du

[Verse 2]
Another mother's breakin'
Heart is takin' over
When the violence causes silence
Why where they mistaken

[Pre-Chorus]
It's the same old theme, since 1918
In our town, in our town, we are dyin'
With their banks and their loans and their thrones and our lungs
In our town, in our town, we are cryin'

[Chorus]
In our town, in our town
SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2-ie-ie-ie-, oh
Yes in our town, in our town
SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2, SARS-CoV-2-ie-ie-ie, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, eh-eh-oh, ra-ra

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COVID/coronavirus are such stupid gay names. digits confirms by what name this goes down in the history books

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They're not going to use any of those kits, right?

>tfw you realize nothing is going to change, this will pass in a few months, the world is going to be just as awful as it was at the start of 2020 there will just be a few less people around for it.

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BEST FRIENDSHIP ENDED

The Lizard Blizzard

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God yes, rare blessed leaf. I second that

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twitter.com/ozgurzeren/status/1238134225414631424
twitter.com/business/status/1238393619796680704

>This amount of chink propaganda at so little time

kids are a major infection vector

China's One Corpse Policy

Sugma

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took that cunt long enough, the other day she was calling us racist for not eating chink food.

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boomer doomer

THE CHINESE PLAGUE

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If there are none ,you are the liar

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>a virus this insanely easy to spread
>pass in a few months
lel no

THE RED DEATH

Boomer blunder

For once in a lifetime, she's actually right.

>Workplace tells us if we get sick we are covered 100% because we are salaried
>Trump announces this "company has to provide 66% if your sick" shit
>Workplace lets us know due to "financial hardships" they will only be paying 66% of our wages if we are sick
>Boss literally owns over 15 million in property, drives a 2019 Jag, wears a different Armani Suit every day

At least I have a concrete reason to quit. Sadly I am still paying off a hospital bill from a year ago when I broke my leg playing basketball (Doctors think I had a fracture from my college football days and it finally gave out)
>Pumping every extra cent into trying to get out of debt. Driving a shitty 2001 car, using a Google Pixel from 2014 that doesn't hold a charge
>I won't make it on 66%

EPIC

They should just give the option to filter out China (and Iran) from that list.

All this doom and gloom made me want to bring some light into the darkness, so I decided it would be a great idea to pay a visit to the store wearing a CBRN suit and buy some things.

youtube.com/watch?v=QIlfhRWXc9Q

didnt knew you had nagers in romania?

Chinese AIDS

why did you suck off a nigger?

any of those below

STOP TAKING PHOTOS, I CAN'T HEAR TRUMB
Te-ai dus pe pula

>that USA hat
kek

la murcielaga sabrosa

>China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
>The deadly animal-borne coronavirus spreading globally may have originated in a laboratory in the city of Wuhan linked to China’s covert biological weapons program, said an Israeli biological warfare analyst.
That so, OP?

FASTER STREAM HERE

twitter.com/Mike_Pence/status/1238862095598235652

based

I'm sorry, how do you "cap" when this is an uncontainable virus? Looks like Italy will stop reporting new cases after that number like Sweden has declared earlier because they know this is a losing war and the quarantine needs to be lifted before the riots start. Can't blame them, people want the entire Parliament dead for enforcing a dictatorship.

>Italy stops counting at 92,000 cases.

That's uhhhh, yeah.

Your idea of what a happening is, is fucking insane.

Anons aus Deutschland hier?
Is Image legit?

Vom letzten brot.

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I'd say that's actually a good thing because then you have less negative people coming in and getting infected. That should work as long as there are very strict quarantine measures in place, if not they're doomed

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We have a winrar! Chinese AIDS it is!

Story pls

Don't trust that china man he looks evil/10

Chinks are subhumans

WHAT IS YOUR MASTER PLAN

Crashing this country.... WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>social media talks about toilet paper
>toilet paper memes all over the internet
>everyone rushes out to buy toilet paper
>not food, water, medical/cleaning supplies
>schools and universities are closed
>everyone goes to the bars instead
>governments ban mass gatherings over 200 people
>people gather in groups of 100
I always thought the NPC idea had some merit, but I've never seen such inarguable proof of it. Can these people even be considered sapient when all they do is react to what the talking heads say?

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>UK government’s "herd immunity" strategy
>premised on the idea that the majority of us will inevitably get the coronavirus and for most of us it will be merely an unpleasant experience from which we will recover.
>The healthy get it and the more vulnerable kept physically separated from the majority, >and because immune people cannot infect others; in the long run we’ll have less fatalities.
this is bullshit right?
Can CVG confirm:
There is no immunity?
Those infected but recovered can still pass it to uninfected?

checked, it's chinese AIDS now, officially

A fitting name

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>Herro Amerika prease accept 500k testing kits you'll sell to your own citizens for 3k a piece

Who is this semen demon?

A list of a few of the deadly viruses that came out of China:
1. The Plague, the Black Death itself
2. Small Pox, the worst plague in history that killed 1 billion people and 90% of the natives in North America.
3. SARS
4. Coronavirus

China is the perfect filthy culture for breeding deadly viruses. It will keep happening until something finally comes along that is so bad it kills every single Chinese person on the planet.

Time to pray for that miracle, kike worshipper

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fucking Trump speeches are about 5% information and 95% confused rambling. It was entertaining before but I'm getting sick of this ngl lads

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OP is a faggot

Which character from this show are you, /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ch7N7KCn778
I'm the musso hippy (paul) who knows about farming and anhero's himself in season 2 by going into town for drugs and getting infected to death.

>wearing a CBRN suit
nice

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Corona chan world domination 2020.

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This is so fucking stupid, liberals never change.
What Trump did yesterday was literally the best one could in his position
>travel ban
>drive thru testing
>embracing public sector so combat epidemic
Trump is literally going to show the best results fighting corona-chan.
I'm envious cuz my government is in deep fucking denial.

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link migger

Every virus in history was named after the place that it was discovered first, not after the place it originated from. Otherwise we would have to name Spanish Flu, a Chinese flu because that's the place it originated from. The same with the plague, now it should be named Chinese plague

>99.9
youtube.com/watch?v=301-O2GbXuE

YOUR LIFE IS YOUR OWN
Get ready, wake your psyche up, MOB!
Get ready, dig your anger up, MOB!
Get ready, wake your psyche up, MOB!
Get ready
GET READY

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>200 mg/kg
That's huge. 50 kg chink getting 10g of Vitamin C? 1g every 90 minutes? We have an audio circulating with a cunt larping as "doctor" advising against vit C use, basically a translation of what I saw here few days ago. Smells like big pharma shilling for weaker immune systems, disregarding that the dead are mostly immune compromised. Vit C is dirt cheap, not as anti-virals.

the fucking hat ahahaha

Who created the virus and to what end??

Hello anons, any new major developments within the past 2 days?

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SARS 2

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

The weak will perish, the strong will thrive!

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worse than that fren

the draconian laws they'll pass will remain and creep into other areas

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Haven't seen many Italian anons today, anything habbening other than čorona?

> Story pls
Chink got cocky, got outsmarted by a humble swarm of bees.

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bei den ganzen rechtschreibfehlern würde ich mir keine sorgen machen....

>Smile, fag. The end should be met with a smile.
Is this when russians actually smile? I guess I'd smile if I was finally dying and didn't have to be a russian anymore.

no

God she's perfect.

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did he say that tests are free now or what because i dont listen to that dumb moron?

Commie Chink Plague (CCP for short)

Fuck the paid-off PC faggots at the WHO

Commie Cancer

>nobody asks the real question
When we survive SARS-COV-2.. what will SARS-COV-3 look like?

Watch your politically correct progressive dr who, shitland bro, if you want to be entertained..

WILL MY ISP EVER FIX MY FLAG? FOR FUCKS SAKE

where the fuck do I order chloroquine?

I would've been good if the video wasn't shot at 1 FPS.

The UN/NATO should just march in and overthrow their government. This shit could've been contained in a week in any western country. But they silenced the doctors and let infected roam

>boomers die and panic
>meanwhile I get a 2-week break from uni
Based corona

6 new confirmed cases. (((Confirmed))) cases thus far in Romania at 108.

Case 103 - male, 51 years, Brasov, returned from Italy in 12.03.2020, in quarantine

Case 104 - male, 19 years, Hunedoara, contact of case 59

Case 105 - child, 4 years, contact of case 59

Case 106 - female, 43 years, Hunedoara, contact of case 26

Case 107 - female, 44 years, Hunedoara, contact of case 26

Case 108 - female, 41 years, Hunedoara, contact of case 26

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TOP BURGER IS LIVE

twitter.com/Mike_Pence/status/1238862095598235652

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>500g of pasta isn't even 700 calories

i am so fucked

i only have 10kg

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How long do you guys reckon it will be until it REALLY starts to ramp up in Africa? I mean they get hit so badly with stuff like this, it's going to be hell on earth on the entire continent.

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It's expected to peak in 10-14 weeks, and it won't just suddenly drop off the map when that happens. As with most plagues, there will be a second wave that's worse. I'd be VERY surprised if less than a million died.

you are missing out on our beautiful President just ad libbing on random topics, completely off script

Do you agree?

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Quick rundown on COVID-20?

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dr.dk/nyheder/indland/foerste-dansker-doed-af-coronavirus

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Why do you suck nigger cock?

Maybe we can request China for a headstart next time, it would be more sporting

i'm disappointed that it won't even make a little tent to world population.

NOT IRERLAND LMAO

You can tell he’s the President by the USA hat

What are the pros and cons of dropping napalm over Hunedoara?

>Driving a shitty 2001 car
>using a Google Pixel from 2014
Things could be a lot worse user.
>recently upgraded my LG G4 because I needed to switch carriers and keep my number
>upgraded to a 2010 car because my 2002 VW finally broke down and would've costed more to fix it
My life is exactly the same as it was before and my fancy new gadgets don't make it any different. Living frugally only impacts you because you're falling into the 'fear of missing out' phenomenon.

Also you're on a salary and 66% is more than 0% like a lot of people are getting/going to get. You're doing great.

I'm asking again just because

Should I deworm myself?

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I feel like the numbers are slowing down bros

Where is that chart from?

Is this the new tactic the Chinese internet shill army is employing?

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You may only reply to this post if your country has 0 cases.

China's current population in 2020 (again based off a ten second Google search) is 1,408,526,449. If we divide this by 1,000 and multiply it by 11.41 we will get 16,071,287 births that will happen in 2020. Since 2020 is a leap year we must divide this by 366 which will yield ~43,911 births every day. However, keep in mind that 2020 has only just started so the 11.41 births per 1,000 people in China can easily change.

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Do people have a heard immunity to the common cold? Common cold is caused by a few dozen coronaviruses. So far a heard immunity doesn't work for corona viruses and there is no vaccine for the common cold.
So yeah, this is bullshit. The immunity for coronaviruses is only temporary exactly like with the Dengue fever.

That can't be right. Do your math again.

luv plagues me

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Dude, 56g of pasta is 200 calories. Get a calculator.

Have the Three Branches become one??

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It's script only. Buy lots of tonic water

Yes! A society devoid of subhumans who eat animals from wet markets!

Is it just me or does Trump's throat sound fucked, like he really sounds hoarse

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Yeah sure, does that mean he'll be in charge of all that?

>Trump: we have 50 deaths. A lot of good decisions were made.

Lol he has no concept of empathy

in WARM weather?
we're FUCKED

NEED NEW BAKER, I WON'T BE MAKING NEXT THREAD
> NEED NEW BAKER, I WON'T BE MAKING NEXT THREAD
NEED NEW BAKER, I WON'T BE MAKING NEXT THREAD
> NEED NEW BAKER, I WON'T BE MAKING NEXT THREAD
NEED NEW BAKER, I WON'T BE MAKING NEXT THREAD
> NEED NEW BAKER, I WON'T BE MAKING NEXT THREAD

worldometer.info

cookies or cake if you just want calories

It’s CHINAIDS

>if you are healthy you could be spreading the disease
If you are healthy you probably aren't spreading a disease.

>Living frugally only impacts you because you're falling into the 'fear of missing out' phenomenon.

NO it impacts me because I still don't have enough to make an emergency fund

>kek
guy was victory dancing before the though bees show up

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>neighbour can't stop coofing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't think they have enough doctors to administer the tests for us to watch it ramp up through numbers. You'll just see a few pictures of mass graves.

> Here, we analyze the aerosol and surface stability of HCoV-19
> HCoV-19 remained viable in aerosols throughout the duration of our experiment (3 hours)
> HCoV-19 was most stable on plastic and stainless steel and viable virus could be detected up to
72 hours post application.
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217v2.full.pdf

remains in the air for 3 HOURS!!!!
lasts on surfaces for 3 DAYS!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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All pros, no cons. For good measure impale a few retards that broke the quarantine and put them at the border.

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NEW ITALY NUMBERS WHEN

For flu

So what did trumpet say?

That guy's name is Trump! He's the President!

Dr. J.C ripping Boris a new one over the UK response.
youtube.com/watch?v=Etlyvt9n_QE

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Awwwww, I wish I could draw.

Last night many Italians from northern regions, especially Lombardy (the main epicenter of the virus here) took the train to travel to the south regions and as direct result now the government has blocked all trains after evening starting from today.
Still this didn't stop them and many other Italians did the same thing today in the morning. They expect corona to ravage the south in the next few days and south Italy's hospital, to put it simply, are comparable to 3rd world countries'.

I know. I somehow managed to fuck up pressing the record button correctly. Tried salvaging as much footage as possible.

definitely sounds it. sounded it yesterday.

The Yellow Plague

18.00 in your local time, paisano

he looks like those 5head shrunked face memes

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The Chink Mist

Trump was tested

>largest single day gain was yesterday

it's "private sector", user

Nah. Stopping the count is saving resources, which is fine and all, but the spread of the virus won't simply abate due to some mathematical modelling or whatever. Does Italy still believe in China's numbers? Jesus fuck... I thought that we were cucked by China for selling them everything and inviting their businesses, but they too? Is everyone China's bitch? China's numbers are fucking fake. Actually, the fact that they proclaim that the peak will be 92k, proves just that. It's statistically impossible for a 1.4bn country to have peaked at 80k, while a 60mn country peaks at 92k, and likely with double or more the official deaths. What a fucking meme.

That is Americas version of a crown