TRUMP IN 5 MINUTES

>skynews
don't give these faggots any clicks/views
watch this youtube.com/watch?v=4hXCIuxQyd8

>OP is a retarded faggot

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All flights are cancelled.

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today I saw a based leaf

He's expanding the travel ban to the UK.

Based Trump.

Did I miss it or did it not start yet?

>习近平的阴茎很小。 每天晚上,在上床睡觉之>前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。
extremely based

I can barely fucking hear anything, and why are these two retards talking at the same time?

do amerimutts really need daddy president to talk to them every single day to keep them calm?

us chad Canadians don't even have anyone screening our immigrants when they land here

am I the only one that can't hear this faggot, does he not have his mic on?

Weird flex but OK

>Trump is making an announcement in 5 minutes

So in 25 minutes we'll have an announcement in 5 minutes.

>A reporter with a temperature declared too high was escorted out of the White House after. temp check.

lol at this point nobody cares what this human pig says fucking shoot it in the face you will all be better off.

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I have an announcement

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Mrs trudeau was doing a great job at screening them. She makes sure to kiss every nigger on the mouth

they're reporters for MSM carrying their own mics that aren't tied into the WH system

Post teeth.

>like we are going to fly into plague central

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I've shitted 5 minutes ago and the scent was incredibly heinous yet intoxicating at the same time. Has anyone ever flushed their kaka and noticed the soft serve stick to the inner walls of the bowl? How viscous and putrid does a persons anal release have to be to stick in such a fashion?

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youtube.com/watch?v=4hXCIuxQyd8

they are likely news reporters for two different MSM networks? I also can't hear shit and thats the only reason I can imagine

fuck you leaf day of the rake when

post bf %

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TRUMP AND PENCE CONFIRMED TO HAVE COVID-19

thanks leaf

>Chinese nationals in the US

They should ALL be sent back no exceptions

>Markets recovered

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Every day until I started taking Psyllium fiber

I would too if they were just about to boil all the water around them.

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look how sweet this chick is, every time you look at her it's like she's happy to see you

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Trump will announce that he has died from coronavirus.

Seems like they want to go back rather than drown in their own fluids

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It’s funny because burger temp units

LMAO

Why isnt there any sound?

WE'RE ON!

with all the stockpiling going on the economy must be booming better than ever.

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SHHHHHHHH It's starting

ITS HAPPENING

PENCE IS NOT THERE! COVID-19 CONFIRMED

BEN

uh, what's with the hat?

that fuckin hat lol

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DRUMPF HAS CORONA
>DRUMPF HAS CORONA
DRUMPF HAS CORONA
>DRUMPF HAS CORONA
DRUMPF HAS CORONA
>DRUMPF HAS CORONA
DRUMPF HAS CORONA
>DRUMPF HAS CORONA
DRUMPF HAS CORONA
>DRUMPF HAS CORONA
DRUMPF HAS CORONA
>DRUMPF HAS CORONA

They're going to come clean. Trump's body double will be introduced under his own, real, name, and arrangements will be announced for the state funeral, Trump having passed on days ago. Pence will speak briefly, but will be visibly wracked by his own infection.

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HE LOOKS LIKE CRAP

Sounds like gun fire, but with like 22's
W H I T E H O U S E W A R Z O N E

all flights grounded

Ben Carson lookin like a SNACK

Does he sound sick to anyone else?

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Why are Pence's pants so wrinkly?

infected hair

>a smelly frogpost
yes?

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youtube.com/watch?v=mdZY2XPIXdM

wypipo are proud

ayy mah boi CARSON

that fucking hat lmao

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FUCK HOW LONG AGO DID HE START?

that fuckin hat...

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i look like a real jerk now. thanks trump.

>No need for Trudeau to be tested, despite wife's COVID-19 diagnosis, experts say
cuck sheds save lives

> canada
> bbc posting
figures

lmaoo hiding the corona virus with hat

just a min or two

STICKY THE THREAD
>STICKY THE THREAD
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>STICKY THE THREAD
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>STICKY THE THREAD
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Like 2 min ago

Does Fed have power to limit interstate travel? I know states can't.

he is visibly more "there" compared to yesterday and the oval address. i think he finally got some sleep in

Why is he wearing a hat inside

USA!!

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Are you implying corona virus is like this lump that comes out your skull?

Putting Internet-capable computers in everyone's pockets was a huge mistake

body language
all holding their mouths clamped tightly shut
no one wants to catch it off him
telling

he looks feverish

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his fit is kino asf pleb

I want my corona gibs

>tacky baseball cap during serious public address
>top button undone
>no tie
>reading from script
The absolute state of this president

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wearing a hat in the press briefing room. what a disgrace.

Why? Its literally nothing you underage spaz

what her name?

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that nigger is cold

bcuz it matches his suit obvi

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Low-energy Trump lmao

FIVE
TIMES
A
DAY

>Reuters news agency reports the U.S. is due to extend Europe travel restrictions to the UK and Ireland from Monday night citing U.S and airline officials
Now we will refuse to give you any of our herd immunity.

Trump looks and sounds sick

>cuck sheds save lives
The elites know what they are doing, after all

Trump low energy as fuck

Pajeeta

its saturday, casual attire.

Trump sounds like he has a sinus infection.

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That reminds him of his own country’s name.

is he okay? He looks very tired

I would imagine he has been up for several days straight at this point.

Shitsonthestreet Pajeet

Looks tired, maybe he hasn't slept?

panjeet

DRUMPF SELF-DUMPS BC HE GOT CORONAD

THE 2nd JEW IN COMMAND RISES UP

TRUMP /fa/ CONFIRMED

MANS STYLIN ON CORONA

He is stalling for time, because the big announcement is coming.
Trump always starts with good news before the bomb.

A rice farmer hat extends from the scalp of anyone who has it

She looks like a poo

Holy shit he looks sick. Worn out or infected?

God this fucking brain dead ape bragging about the stock values and shit.

All of his press conferences are just fucking advertisements

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Shema verga

She looks so fucking scared lmfao

he shoulda KEPT THAT SHIT KICKER HAT AT HOME

Fuck the press

why is he banging on about the stock market record, he is so proud, but did not even mention what the record was. Does he know? Was a record even set?

the dark hat is pretty spooky

clearly unscripted

WHAT HAPPENED TO RALLY DAY TRUMP?
It's now this tired old man Trump. He's supposed to be "ur fired" this and "gtfo mexicants lol" that. Get rid of head of PTO Trump and BRING US BACK TO 2016

Does anyone else here support Trump but find it physically impossible to make it past 2 minutes of any of his press briefings. Especially with the coronavirus, he sounds like shit, his sentences are barely intelligible and it's like he is making up everything as he goes

>COMPLEX TEST.. UHHH COST MANY MONEY

Why do you like women with boy haircuts are you a faggot?

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HE SOUNDS STUFFED AND CONGESTED, LIKE HE HAS A RESPIRATORY VIRUS

He’s sick. He has corona

>implying Trump has coronavirus
Why would the CDC have people standing behind him if he's contagious?

>inb4 this isn't my fault but Obama
>president for 3 years
I wish I had this kind of job security

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>muh stock market and economy
geez...

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He's setting a new precedent for the president. All future US presidents must wear a USA baseball cap, even once people no longer wear baseball caps. Like how UK judges still wear powdered wigs.

no shit fucko, Welcome to politics.

Everyone always jerks themselves off, just different how they do it

>do amerimutts really need daddy president to talk to them every single day to keep them calm?
That's actually a really good idea, if only he wasn't sick. It would probably sway a lot of people that otherwise wouldn't vote for him come 2020.

COOPH

he's learned things we can't even imagine

HE JUST DECLARED WAR ON IRAN

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

*COOF*

just fucking kill me now guy on the right

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He was this way after the WW3 scare in January too, I think he's actually just falling apart at the seams. I don't know how he expects to run a campaign all year.

Trump looks good.

Yes, but that started recently for me, like in the past year. Before, his press briefings were like meme appetizers before the rallies.

Just so we're all clear, please take note that the president doesn't have control over the fed, ok?
ok

Hes not saying shit. What the fuck arent they telling us

i hope he dabs on the press before leaving

Yes! He's sounding like a mumbling buffoon.

Largest point gain in the history of the Dow you fucking nigger.

>BRING US BACK TO 2016
we're on our way

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hes always sleepy

he talks like a retard

>IT CAME OUT OF CHINA

BASED

as a baseball cap wearer I'm fine with this

MASKS WORK NOW

MUH MILLIONS

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>If only you knew how bad things really are.jpg

>we are ordering worst case scenerio
>always worst case scenario
>thats where we are going
DID HE JUST SAY THAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IS BIRX BLINKING IN MORSE CODE????

Donnie ain't looking so good

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>ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT HAPPEN

LOL

>Looks tired, maybe he hasn't slept?

No, that nasal sound in his voice is definitely sinus infection. The hat hides the bags. He is sensitive to light. His hair is falling out.

At least he's not at fucking Mar a Lago this weekend spreading it to every visitor.

>its something nobody expected
you had 2 months to prepare for it you fucking mong

>The leader of the free world gets to take the weekends off

>He was this way after the WW3 scare in January too, I think he's actually just falling apart at the seams. I don't know how he expects to run a campaign all year.
Yeah, I noticed that to. Maybe it's extreme sleep deprivation coupled with not wanting to be president anymore. It's honestly fucking embarrassing though.

Hes been around them for too long before. They already have it as well.

Usually he looks orange, now he looks yellow?

SEEMA VERMA, thanks!

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500 DEATHS

when trump isn't surrounded by jews, he likes to be around women and minorities. how based is this guy?

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he's covering his own ass for not locking down travel a month ago

WHAT THE FUCK MR PRESIDENT
> the disease is just one of those things that happened
> it started in china but it's nobody's fault
> the press is cooperative and nice
WHERE IS WALL-BUILDER PUSSY-GRABBER TRUMP REEEEEEEEE

WORST CASE SCENARIO
>THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED
WORST CASE SCENARIO
>THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED
WORST CASE SCENARIO
>THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED

EUROPE NUMBA ONE FUCKK OFF MUTT PIGU

Adams knows something

PAYROLL TAX CUT WHEN!!

Underrated.

It’s sleepy Ben Carson. He’s probably dreaming of stabbing someone again.

Doesn't fucking mean much when the only reason a large point jump is possible because the points dipped so fucking hard to begin with. Moron.

based nigger

The part that was coherent and not just a grammatically nightmarish stream of words was scripted

LMAO the poo looked visibly disgusted when trump touched her

he looks like he's sick

yeah some of us were on that a while back

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Sleepy ben carson is always sleepy

TRUMP IS DEAD

I REPEAT

TRUMP IS DEAD

THAT'S CLEARLY A BODY DOUBLE

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The chad double tap on the podium

he looks and sounds fine, aside from fatigue which you should expect from a president in crisis.

this guys health is fine, they have him jacked up on vitamins with letters that we dont even know

OH NO

>guy on the right, Steve, shaking his head yes

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HAHA HE'S ENCOURAGING PANIC BUYING

Chink flu doesn't fuck up your nose/sinuses

Good. I hope the CCP puts her and her family in a mass grave so we don't have to deal with them coming back over here.

He sounds ill

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>TOOK THE TEST
>RESULTS AREN'T BACK YET
>TOOK THE TEST
>RESULTS AREN'T BACK YET
>TOOK THE TEST
>RESULTS AREN'T BACK YET

Erm Trump doesnt look well.

dead cat bounce

>the only reason a large point jump is possible because the points dipped so fucking hard to begin with
This is the mind of a nigger. Marvel at it.

So we'll know in a couple days if he's infected

IS BIRX BLINKING IN MORSE CODE????
>IS BIRX BLINKING IN MORSE CODE????
IS BIRX BLINKING IN MORSE CODE????
>IS BIRX BLINKING IN MORSE CODE????

REWATCH THE BEGINNING
>REWATCH THE BEGINNING
REWATCH THE BEGINNING
>REWATCH THE BEGINNING