Comfy

No, I am trying a month off since Fsb 29th. Feeling decent and also avoiding 'large gatherings' so it's working so far.

Based and Yugo pilled

At least drink something strong enough that will desinfect you from within.

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I'm extremely high on cough syrup right cupping my balls with my hands for comfort in my pyjamas watching the coronavirus outbreaks on the news.

They're coming. The virus people. Please don't let me taken away and used for long pig. Im so scared my sister is coming over soon to tranquilize me.

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white men drink alcohol

I am mandatory work from home so now I get to drink at work.

Yeah, i woke up too

Yes. Drinking tequila in Russia, believe it or not. Fuck.

I did drink 2/3rds of a large bottle of whisky earlier in the week, since then Ive been making hot toddy cause so far thats the only known cure.

HONEY
LEMON
WHISKY
CINNEMON

>Anybody else paranoid drinking
Does my usual Saturday morning routine count?

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It's cinnamon

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>paranoid drinking
No, I'm drinking because it's Paddies weekend.

t. Paddy in leafland, and the last whiteman in the country too

Based

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Fuck you boyo!
Don’t forget your Scott brethren a few miles to the east. In Canada, they are all around you.

>the last whiteman in the country too
Dems fight'n words, I'll fucking meet you at noon on our only road and kick your ass you leprechaun diddler

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no, drugs are degenerate, alcohol is no exception

I did paranoid jerking off for the whole last week tho.
I think I have coronavirus now so i did righ. rip.

ah lads, happy paddies weekend anyway. The home countries still love you.

I'm in the city so the place is full of non Canadians.

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I quit smoking and drinking last year. Now shit's getting weird and I picked up drinking again. I found an old e-cig in a box in the closet and have been puffing it a few times a day. Nicotene gives me a headache now though, so I probably won't be getting addicted to it again.
Alcohol, alcohol on the other hand....

Check out boards of canada. Great music for dxm

fuk off spell check furrener im drunk

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This. I'm adding weed too. Just to be sure you know.

Reminder that Coronavirus is a malignant spiritual entity born out of the consumption of shitty beer. That's why it is called Corona. The only way to ward off the evil is to drink good beer. This is why Italy has been hit hard: they drink wine and don't know about beer. This is also why boomer Americans are dying: they drink Bud Light. Pic related is what I'm drinking. If you keep drinking that Ameritrash beer you will die.

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Are people even going to bars tonight I wonder?
Doesn’t seem advisable.
Last weekend I was drinking at 3pm in the shower. Because fuck it.
Gf came over, we took a bunch of Adderall and stayed in the hottub fucking/talking about the end of the world until 530am.

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Astronomically based

Sounds like truth to me.

>i'm scared of catching coronavirus because it might kill me!
>drinks alcohol

You sure seem super concerned about your health. It really shows.

Only if it is five times the usual amount.

> best
Fucking disgusting hangover trash

I went out last night and it was about half as full. People seemed to be taking it quieter. Was only white people out, didn't see any others in the pubs and this was downtown Toronto.

> Gf came over, we took a bunch of Adderall and stayed in the hottub fucking/talking about the end of the world until 530am.
Sounds super comfy desu

Dude it’s like 9am

>Only if it is five times the usual amount.
that sounds like a wager to me...

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Based

White men don’t drink it inhibits your ability and makes you relax around blacks

It’s called alcoholism

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>Timezone
user doesn't know

I do not partake of the liquid jew

Sounds refreshing. Pretty bad when you go out and make the realization “hey..what’s going on here? Everyone’s white!”
Was comfy. Hope to repeat something similar tonight. I’m getting ready to hibernate soon In the old homestead.

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Last night was the last of the drinking I'm going to do for awhile. #1 it probably weakens immune system and #2 waking up hungover every morning isn't good for figuring out if you got corona yet.

is that piss or home-made liquor in the mason jar

Drinking Vodka orange juice right now. Getting that vitamin C.

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It's my birthday so of course I am drinking alone.

>Milwaukee's beast
Catching Corona chan would be doing you a favor

thats good
weed is better
but smoking and dabbing is not approved right now

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Weed is for niggers

You know it. About to walk back up to CVS in a minute and stock up on a few more of these. Surprisingly not bad for store brand cheap vodka that's only $5.99 a fifth
I'm working from home now so I'm just drinking and shitposting all day

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doggos should not be exposed to weed. They need to be alert in case of niggers or a jew at the door.

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I have tons of booze but no I have not

Weed is a white man's plant

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Ok boomer

dude weed lmao

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nice living room grandpa