/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2053 - FUCK THE CHINESE AND THEIR DISEASE

im partial to kung flu

Where is the world stats?

I come here for most up to date stats since Johns Hopkins site is shit now

How about yellow lung? Chirona?

No one cares, you slant eyed monkey.

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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lolol china just checmated western pigshit collapsing empire

fuck you

Is it just me or /poI/ is getting invade by those filthy Chinks?
Also, death to Chinazi

>The collective i.q of this board has to be in the mid 80s
the mid 80's were still based, no one in the West gave a damn on niggers and muslims

Xi Jingping is a homosexual who enjoys nigger cum in his yellow ass each night
习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

China messed up bad. Instead of pulling people apart it is drawing the white community closer together. I think a great white awakening is on the horizon. The welcome mats about to get pulled.

You seem butt hurt, are you gay ?

Post one, get one for free

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posting this again just so you can laugh at it again

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Why do you spend time writing this shit ?

I imagined it would be like this. I would find a qt and hang out on the rooftops. I would find love again like I was young. Instead I'm here, infected and completely lonely. I guess this is what it feels like to reach nothingness.

i love these things!

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>implying he cant sell them under a false name or localy

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I don't understand who agrees to be interviews by the papers for such nonsense? Is fame really worth that much to these idiots?
Maybe that is why I prefer places like Yas Forums being anonymous is wonderful

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>Steins gate

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/pol Maybe the foremost authority on Earth when it comes to this. We're always right, and now everybody knows it

I have a great need for third row, second to last

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That's been proven time and time again.

>People still think transmission happens via droplets
Oh No No No

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what ratio of bleach (6%) to water for home made lysol?

I mixed 1:7 and it smells too strong but in afraid if I go any weaker it won't be effective

I'm all for locating all that shit stored in the US like this and feds takin' it at gunpoint. Retards trying to do a Capitalism during the fucking fall of Capitalism?! Kneecap em' and seize/distribute the materials.

Yep, because it's fun to outwit those assholes! Here we are, prepped and ready (for the most part), while the fuckin TP Czar normies are screeching their heads off about how no one warned them.

Are there no medfags on Yas Forums who want to share their opinion?

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We aren't bad at all.

too strong > too weak

pinochet was right about you fags

Their opinion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida Update - Publix stores getting shelves wiped out. I knew it was coming but surreal to see the footage from local news this morning.
If any one of them was infected we're gonna pop off big time in a couple weeks.
Other businesses still remain open, fast food, etc.

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i love you Yas Forums

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Based Boris

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hes a schizo

oh fuck yeah spread it

Today I found out about a virus leakage in a lab in America last year that was never really spoken of in the media, right after a lot of deaths were reported on influenza and on possible links to risks of vaping, and then at the end of october there was the 2019 Military World Games held in Wuhan, with 10.000 athletes from 100 different countries. Who knows it could have spread from there aswell, since there were still a number of people who didnt trace back to the wuhan animal market. I thought up to this moment that China was responsible... but what if.. what if this IS a bioweapon that accidentally got way out of hand because it MUTATED much more than predicted in China?

I've been with this since the beginning. The medfags are scared shitless, and when they do come here, they're usually in a state of shock. That should tell you all you need to know

So it wasn't a meme, shops today had no toilet roll/anti bacterial handwash. Canned food was also taken a bit more than usual same with chicken/meat which I assume people have banged into their freezer. It was more bare than Christmas time and the people seemed more aggressive/rushed but mostly niggers/shitskins acted like that.

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You ever realize just how far ahead of the curve you were?

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god i can't wait until it's open season on you faggots.

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My honest opinion is that the virus itself isn't an ELE event and yes, most younger people that get it will survive it. However, young people aren't completely safe because this virus is basically turbo pneumonia with the contagiousness of the common cold. All of that said, it still will be predominantly third world shitholes and boomers around the world that contribute to the vast majority of the deaths. The bigger problem, which has been discussed at length is hospital capacity, because once hospitals in a nation, or state or province or whatever are full up - those people are going to see a huge spike in deaths not only from coronavirus but from other people going treated from incidents such as car accidents or heart attacks or what have you. This isn't the end of the world, but it's a very very big deal and there will be much more death worldwide than nothingburgers can even begin to comprehend.
>t. medfag from a family of medfags

Hey Anonymous,

ich habe ein paar kleine infos für die Deutschsprachigen Anons unter euch.
Nicht erschrecken oder in Panik geratten wenn das was ich nun schreibe am nächsten tag passiert.
Es ist so, der großteil der Politischen landschaft weiss nicht wie bzw. welche schritte jetzt zu gehen sind. Es wurde ein 6 punkte plan aufgestellt, wir befinden uns gerade im 3 teil, schließung der öffentlichen sozial treffpunkte. Das Problem ist, nicht alle folgen diesem aufruf. Manche bleiben einfach auf oder wissen nicht genau wie sie sich jetzt verhalten sollen. Deswegen wird bald der vierte teil in kraft tretten, dies heißt, auch kinos und museen werden geschlossen, kirchen, schwimmbäder, Bücherrein und gesonderte parkanlagen (Wald stücke und Gärten). Rechnet damit das dies spätestens am Dienstag passieren wird.
Ihr werdet auf diesen post zurückgreifen wollen, speichert euch diese inforamtion. Sobald der 4 teil erreicht ist, nehmt alles was ihr habt und verschwindet aus den großen städten. Geht Zelten oder sowas, aufm land, keine Ahnung.
Der Letzte teil, teil 5, ist die absolute sperrung aller länder und gebiete (Distrikte). Bahnen werden ihren fernverkehr stoppen und Autobahnen gesperrt werden. Polizei wird bestimmte gebiet kontrollieren und die Bundeswehr, welche sich jetzt schon bereit gemacht hat und in denn großen teilen der stadt umherläuft, wird landstriche und strassen im inneren der gebiete kontrollieren.
Eine Woche insgesammt bis es soweit ist.

Gebt acht auf euch!

how the fuck are there so many #2053 threads

NEW DEATH NORWAY
TOTAL 1035
+ 39 TODAY
2 DEAD
government says there's plenty of untested cases aswell

Fucking retard. I'm sorry, but that's a new low for self preservation.

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

Ever heard of a public service announcement, dude?

Imagine training women and nog nurses to follow biohazard protocol and be emotionally stable as the bodies start to pile up.
Some are already trying to set up make shift corona zones to keep them away from main site but on a good way medical staff kills people by errors not washing hands etc.
My advice is don't get sick stay indoors.

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If ADE is true, doesn't that mean all bongs are kill?

Or rather, people going untreated for things such as car crashes or heart attacks and the like. My bad, I typed that up in a hurry.

Are we fucked? Kind of. But is it the end of the world? No.

i agree, not a complete ele but it will drastically change civilization as we know it.

Yes and no.

this thread is glowing
if it was china why did soros and bill hold the patent and why did they run to their bunkers the other day?

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not this gay copypasta again

>shops today had no toilet roll/anti bacterial handwash
Same here

But can anyone tell me why these fucking retards here are panic buying Energy drinks, i saw several people buying 30+ cans of Energy drinks.

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I was thinking it just a bit ago. Even with Yas Forums being completely mild and way more censored than it has been in the past we were still way ahead of pretty much everyone.

It's insane that this is relatively the only community where you can get unfiltered information so readily. Without the internet I am not sure how brainwashed I would be. How can you make informed decisions without having access to all of the facts? You may know someone is doing BS but you could never be sure.

Someone rich is paying troll farms to shill for war against Eurasia.

I mean you do got a right to be afraid. All these weekend socialists flailing and then going to coachella? Naw, there is a kind that wants to kill you and your family. :) And then those social justice posers second.

Ich lebe eher auf dem Land, was bedeudet das nun für mich ? Hab genug Essen/Wasser/Desinfi, wie lange dauert der Spuk deiner Meinung nach ?

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Yas Forums Word Order. We say NIGGER on the internet.

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>italy locked down everyone home
>last 3 cvg threads without a single pasta flag
>single sk flag all day
Im curious whats happening in reality.

I have it on fairly good authority (who) that sucking big black bigger dick provides immunity from COVID-19.
Bring your wife to the nearest black community; the cure is transmissible as well.

Russia
>59
>+14
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I knew this will happen.

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shut it larp

Don't trust western dogs, it's all Drumpf's fault

I just bought 7 dozen unwashed eggs from a farmer.
If you want your eggs to stay fresh for a long time without refrigerating try to buy them unwashed. It's illegal in the US so it may be hard but try nonetheless.

>get feminized

I hope so󠛡yboys won't inherit the earth.

I'd rather starve. Buy some decent canned food (beans and hash)
>NIGGER
There i'm part of the club now

Spain is dead.

First they refuse to cancel their gigsfestivals and now they are trying hard to backpedal and declare an emergency. Lmao bigger genes will always be nigger genes

if it wasn't china then why where these threads full of china shills calling it a nothingburger before this went mainstream??? the super rich elite are always the first to get the fuck out of dodge. take your meds schizo.

Im scared

Some fine translation right there. However, still can be improved.

I suggest the following:

>习近平的阴茎很小。
Xi Jingping have a tiny cock.

>每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。
Every night, before sleep, he
swallow down gallons of American nigger's
semen. (Or change American to Amerikanski for better effect, your choice.)

>它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。
It filled his stomach, make he forget his cock which is incredibly tiny in size.

>还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。
And, fuck China, Taiwan No.1.(Couldn't feel more proud when typing this)

1:30 user

No is not true. China government is wise like 1000 year old fish. Much thank to China government for peaceful stop of American virus crown. Chairman Xi leader of free world not Dotard Trum. Thank yes for listen.
t. American person

we need a list of compilations from youtube. someone should start a /cvg/ channel there. there's not a ton of italian, german, or other footage i can find. youtube does their gay algorithms.

What do you think of the claims that it is similar to HIV in that you are never cured and it will flare up over and over until your immune system succumbs?

>reasonably nice townhouse unit in an area full of ghettos, homeless, and druggies
>have a more expensive looking car out front than my neighbours (even though it was a cheap salvage title)
>logically the first place any looter will go for if shit hits the fan
I'm not sure if I'm mentally prepared for this lads

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citokyne storm is scary as fuck

What can I say we live in jewy jewish world. I wake up every morning to go to my jew job to make a jewy paycheck to pay my jewish bills. When I'm hungry and to tired to cook anything I go to a jewfood restaurant and order a McJew burger and when I'm done I go and take a jewish shit and wipe my ass with jewy toilet paper that I bought from my local jewish supermarket. At the end of the day I go to sleep on my jewish king sized matress dreaming jewish jew dreams. I wake up the next day and repeat the same jewish process. This is literally all of us, and there's little to nothing we can do about it. So stop bitching on Yas Forums about how bad teh joos iz and just live your average jewish life. You anons are too focused on things you can't control rather than being the best (you) that you can be. Let's all be good goyim and let the jews jew on, regardless of whether you agree with me or not that's all we can do at the end of the day. We live in (((their)))) world now, the jew is inevitable.

Oh boy

If you think Italy is bad then prepare for Spain

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how could they? we'll eat them.
domestic cattle feeds on onions.

>china is resp....
NO,
Globalists are.
If a relative of yours loses his life, it is with them that you must vent your anger...

burger cvg bros, get fucking buckled up, the us military has locked down ALL of their troops and officers

something huge is about to happen

militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/03/14/dod-bans-all-domestic-travel-for-troops-employees-in-response-to-coronavirus-threat/

Its only /ptg/ niggers, NSA bots and other reddit fags anyways

i took a look at the frontpage of reddit (dont have an account so it was just the general most upvoted shit i think).
0 (zero) mentions of corona. blissful ignorant normalfags jerking their dicks to 2010 maymays and orbiting People With Tits.

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>cover all windows
>turn out the lights
>stay indoors
>be quiet
>if you hear a knock at your door, dont answer it
>do not look for missing family members
>do not look outside
>do not look up

dare I say, based sir. quite based indeed.

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First Italian of the thread. I thought you'd all copped it for a minute, lad.

This was a meme a week ago, now it's real. As usual, Yas Forums was right.

小鸡鸡习近平

You guys really dislike China, don't you. I don't want to sounds retard-y, but why? Was it a colonization deal or something?

what if everything made in china is shit and they're basically third world niggers who shouldn't be anywhere near bsl4?

out-fucking-standing

Adding this to my pasta list, will be sure to spam all chink shills with it. Thank you. Taiwan #1

cant canadians apply for home defence pistols? i thought you guys could

china is literally directly responsible for the virus, globalism is responsible for the pandemic

You do realize there were Corona generals all the way back in like fucking January right? The media didn't really start covering this shit until sporting events got effected.

stay inside nordbro

only the NEETs will survive

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Fuck off yellow devil chink shill, CHINA is responsible simple as that.

Look at that shit

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How do you find nordvpn?
Bit of a fucker that the only server you don't need a Yas Forums pass for is North Macedonia isn't it?

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>1583783591134 or 6th in second row from top left
Hans, that's Hakurei Reimu, not Corona-chan.

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It's because Taiwan really is China. I am just surprised china hasn't killed them all.

Let's see how this plays out.
I'd laugh if the UK has a couple of weeks full of horror and death but ends up with an immune population and a healthier pension system by May, while the lockdown countries have a little less horror, but take many months to overcome the disease and remain burdened with an unsustainable pension system.

based and sparrowpilled as always
I have upgraded the message, will use it later

nordvpn is a piece of shit company,
they had a security breach due to expired ssh certificates and tried to sweep it under the carpet.

Cyto storm can happen with the regular flu though it is pretty rare