/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2053

Can we get a list of these countries going for ebin herd immunity.

Just go take them from the Irish, worked for us.

fucking based

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We still got Sauerkraut!

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anyone has that simulation that sometimes gets posted and that predicts German ICU max capacity reached on March 30, 2020, with an error of +/- 1 d?

I need to show it to a friend who won't believe me

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>Romania has a at least a dozen new cases a day
>all of a sudden they just magically stop and we've gotten only a few now
HMMMMMMM. Really activates them almonds doesn't it? Well, we started off sort of decently and now we've shit the bed big time.

Got 15 kg today.

Get a spray bottle. Fill it with rubbing alcohol, carry tissues or a paper towel. Spray the door handle, and open/close it with a towel. Spray the faucet handles and leave to air dry, spray the flush handle, the toilet lid (both sides) the toilet seat (both sides) and the rim and front of the bowel.
Let sit for at least a minute. The longer the better.

>Isopropyl alcohol, particularly in solutions between 60% and 90% alcohol with 10 – 40% purified water, is rapidly antimicrobial against bacteria, fungi, and viruses. Once alcohol concentrations drop below 50%, usefulness for disinfection drops sharply. Notably, higher concentrations of alcohol don’t generate more desirable bactericidal, virucidal, or fungicidal properties.
blog.gotopac.com/2017/05/15/why-is-70-isopropyl-alcohol-ipa-a-better-disinfectant-than-99-isopropanol-and-what-is-ipa-used-for/

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lesser cases than everyone here

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I love how every nation is trying so hard to break a story about how they've figured it all out! And then nothing comes out of it. China, Israel, Canada, now the Dutch. Who's next? Maybe Belgium? How about Greece? Hahaha

did anything happen overnight

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WHAT ARE THE ESTIMATED PROJECTIONS (DEATHS AND INFECTIONS) FOR NEXT MONTH

NOOOOOO MY KARTOFFELSALATERINO

i'm more the pasta guy anyway.
preserved about 8L of sauce in einmachgläsers in january. 12 jars left.

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Time for another sacrifice, lads!

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Lesser people than everyone here. Fewer cases. Dummy.

shit, i didn't mean to reply to you sorry greekbro

your mom

FUCK CORONIANS
FUCK CORONIENTALS
FUCK CORIENTALS
FUCK ORIENTALS

Update from Texas: So in addition to toilet paper, water, and cleaning supplies being stripped from the shelves a few days ago, now the stores are out of meat, milk, and eggs.

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kek

Is there any time line with infected/deaths from corona since the begging?

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>3 threads splitting /cvg/
>not one of them Bill Mitchell

This general is dead

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This. Let's see that shit work and then we can be happy.

Kill yourself you mentally ill subhuman

That aesthetic is honestly pretty based. Digging it.

Did anyone expect it to get this bad?

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My local casino is desperate.
They sent me an offer for free rooms and free food to go there.

I'm very tempted.

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nice
Do you have Sauerkraut and Bratwurst?
what about beer?
WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
nice
do you have a source for your sauce?
Will consider your plan

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Just 30 years ago,everyone had a sizable potato stash. Slowly, we were herded into thinking a half kilo bag is enough because the shop is always there. In parallel to it, they messed with the potato to the point it will spoil in 2 weeks (used to last the whole freaking winter).

Lessons people will learn from it: zero.

Thank fuck I got 2 litres being delivered tomorrow

Was as much as I could buy

wew

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rip

Lesser cases than infected.

It sounds like a cycle at this point.

yeah i went friday morning to get more canned veg and all the chicken was wiped, bread was wiped, eggs wiped, milk wiped, lentils and beans wiped. produce totally wiped.

canned things otherwise pretty good. canned soups good. people just buy what they're told to rather than actually think about what you will need.

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD. CVG SAYS SINCE JANUARY THAT THIS IS THE HAPPENING. WE BUILD SHRINES, WE HAD SUMMONINGS. THE MEDIA IGNORED US AND CORONACHAN FOR TWO MOTNHS.

Guys help. I finally managed to get a respirator at an afordable price, and some N95 filters for cheap. But now I think I fucked up with the mask type. It is incompatible with most M3 filter holders, and its on filters are supossed to be discarded container and all. Does anyone own this type of mask that knows if you can force open the filters and change them?

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FUCKING HOARDERS

twitter.com/AnaSwanson/status/1238496433789120513

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Lmao, imagine getting upset about coronas in a /cvg/

Well everybody wants to find the cure because it means world fame and riches.

competitivity brings out the best out of humans

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!
>61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!
61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!
>61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!
61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!
>61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!
61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!
>61 CASES IN CHILE!!!!!!

minsal.cl/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/2020-03-14-Casos-confirmados.pdf

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150k infected now. It’s picking up speed.

>antibody dependent action
its all so tiresome

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good thing your potatoes can provide light at night

which protection class is this suit?

>Not getting your toilet paper comped

youtube.com/watch?v=3nPK_O1dRmY&feature=emb_logo
THREAD THEME

Jesus fucking christ

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no little guy that's the atmosphere vent button

wrote this a few threads ago.

short guide on preserving foods in jars:
>buy botteling jars, the ones with a metal snap mechanism and big rubber band
>cook sauce, for example a nice bolognese with lots of carrot celeries and meat
>clean botteling jars and rinse with boiling water for desinfaction, also put the rubber bands in boiling water
>reheat sauce until boiling with bubbles
>fill boiling sauce into botteling jars, immetiadly seal them
>put botteling jars into a big pot, fill pot with water to a level above the top of the botteling jars. depending on the size of your pot you can do 2 to 3 at a time
>boil the water, watch the botteling jars. the jars and their content will now be heated until boiling. in this process the pressure ins
ide the jars will rise until small bubbles are pushed out through the rubberbands. you're done when the jars stop bubbling, which typical
y takes more then an hour. the content is now practicaly sterile and has negative pressure.
>let jars cool down, store in a dark and cool environment

you can do this with all foods that can be heated to this degree. i.e. gulash, soup, stews..
an easy way to test if it worked and also to test if your food is still good: just open the emchanic snap lock.
if it stays closed due to negative pressure it's still good,
if it comes open or even pops open the food started degrading.

or do you mean the sauce recipe?

And now they want Italy to thank them for the masks? I wish we nuked fucking China.

france shut ports?

This is what Scotland is looking like. Pasta gone.

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Erasmus Medical Center was the first to isolate SARS. They've been tinkering with it for years. EMC's Fouchier even gave a strain to that Canadian lab where the chinks were caught spying.

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link to this view with the 5 planes pls?

Guys watch your state's health department website. My state now has 13 cases as of yesterday, but everyone is still reporting 5 cases from a few days ago. I don't think the BNO map has any cases for my state.

>only 63 tests have been done and 21% are positive
fuck

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>Throat itch for a week
>Stuffy nose because take antihistamines for allergies
>Cough started today
This is it for me isn't it lads?

not herd tier bad

and you larp no cockroach blood

Louisiana niggers represent

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>Bill Mitchell updates
Lel

WTF 3 THREADS AGAIN

when the cops go away kill every black and jew and asian and sandnigger

sauce recipe in advance:
chefkoch.de/rezepte/1780761287944515/24-Stunden-Bolognese.html

Toilet paper gone.

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A Japanon was saying in a previous thread that their factories were not able to work because they were not receiving any materials from China. Hasn't China been back at work though? Who is lying here..