/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2052

Fucking normies who /must/ party and literally can't stop their social lives for a month or two have doomed humanity.
Nothing will remain of the old world and there will be nobody to rebuild.

Digits and Corona wipes out all the niggers and kikes

GET IMMUNITY NOW
INFECT YOURSELF
HERD IMMUNITY SECURES THE WHOLE COMMUNITY
WE ARE ONE PEOPLE AND ONE NATION AND WE WILL BECOME IMMUNE TOGETHER

twitter.com/mathewi/status/1238820840382308353

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grocery store was way too full at 6:30 this morning. I hate people so much

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Heard immunity, bruv.

Science, innit?

LMAO
Somebody on my facebook is in sri lanka
Apparently the locals have been shouting at them 'wear a mask!' And 'corona!' Is this because the locals know how severe this shit is and they wont want the illness spreading to their island? These reminds me of like natives being terrified of white people bringing them disease
Sri lanka still have zero cases does it not

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WE'VE HIT 150K
WHERE ARE THE CORONA MILKERS

Which countries do you think will have it the worst? Id say italy > spain > UK > US > france > germany > other western countries > eastern european countries.

MAKE A WISH FAGGOT!

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DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO
>DEATH TOLL MOUNTS; NOTHUNGBURGERS AND SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

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>2238 infected
>2228 in mild (100%)
>100%
??

Can anyone research this?

whiov.cas.cn/105341/201911/t20191118_5438006.html

POOS ARE FUCKED

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And it's not wrong. Economic collapse is not worth the lives of a handful of obese/heavy smpking boomers.

tHIS WILL LIGHTEN YOUR MOOD A LITTLE
noteabley.com/restaurants/sick-employee-tw/?utm_campaign=Sick Employee Lior v1 En - Desktop GBR TW&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=WC&psl=i_ca16c8

should've listened to us and stocked up bro

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That "strategy makes" absolutely no sense...

We're fucked. Everything is fucked.

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2 weeks ago no one in america gave a fuck about this virus, now everything is cancelled, yet nothing is in quarantine, 1 in 4 people we've tested have Corona and we've only tested 10k. At 1000 cases, China locked down Wuhan with their military. We're not doing shit and we probably have over 10k carriers..

Eh, I’m pretty satisfied with the happening. I want it to be over now. Got my kicks in these threads. I’m over it now.

I wonder if UK will even survive if half of their senior leadership will die in all parts of the gov

We are going to survive it. All of us.

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NEW BAKER NEEDED
>NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEW BAKER NEEDED

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We Japan and China now - from doubling every 2 days to just ̶2̶ 7 new cases.

This should heat up the panic a bit.

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Cute. You're probably the only country that has this. Italy confirmed for chads

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Source?

I wish for coronachan to spill into all of the churches and schools.

>leave the EU, fuck giving them money & fuck migrants!
>take in migrants regardless of EU & pay more money on tariffs than the EU membership
????
>fuck Corona! We get herd immunity
>everyone gets it at the same time, overwhelming the NHS, mudshits start to riot, police still suppress their own people as the fire spreads
????????????????????

Che luride depravate

FIRST DEATH REPORTED IN NEW YORK

New York state reports first death from coronavirus, raising U.S. death toll to 50; patient was an elderly woman
>New York state reports first death from coronavirus, raising U.S. death toll to 50; patient was an elderly woman
New York state reports first death from coronavirus, raising U.S. death toll to 50; patient was an elderly woman
>New York state reports first death from coronavirus, raising U.S. death toll to 50; patient was an elderly woman

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238834012547887104

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"Containment doesn't work,bruv"

What if the virus permanently fucks you up and never leaves your body?

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>I want the US to emulate China
Fuck off chang

Hey user, how would you like your nothingburger?

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>tfw universal sanctioned my fucking payment

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It can fuck you up

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Imagine not being prepped

We burgers suck at math

Am I safe if I'm 26 and I don't drink nor smoke?

Read and learn.
twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518371651649538

Can we make this herd immunity meme spread to other countries

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lads is there even a point in /cvg/ anymore? The whole of Yas Forums is now talking about corona virus.The threads move too fast now to actually discuss anything.

That "strategy" is just let it kill people.

Damn, already at 50?⅕

Check this shit out lads
Fucking hell

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Memes and copypasta aside, how much time sold it take the average person to use 1 tp roll? Just to be sure about how much time what I have will last

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So close to 100% I guess worldometers just rounds up

>he doesn't know
corona-chan will love you forever and ever, once you are blessed by her, you are blessed for eternity

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Thank you for the billpilled threads op

Africa > South America > shithole Asian countries > Arab countries > Europe > North America > smaller, rich Asian countries

China is a black hole where no one knows how many dead there actually are.

How does the UK plan for “herd immunity” square with ADE and the general lack of long-term immunity for coronaviruses ?

Doesn’t the plan suffer because people will still be getting sick after first infection and possibly doing even worse on Round 2 ?

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this makes the herd immunity thing even more fucked up

Naw, how about Italy?

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Did you seriously expect this shithole of a country to do anything properly? Been saying from the very beginning that once we get just ONE confirmed case here then we're all fucking dead.

>he didn't buy the dip
what are you waiting for user?

>groceries running out of TP
>and cleaning products
>and meat
>and canned goods
>and fruits and vegetables

Just a flu, right?

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The herd immunity bullshit and the tourists going back to England are starting the apocalyptic show

I WANNA MOVE TO POLAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BREAKING: UK reports 342 new cases of coronavirus and 10 new deaths, raising total to 1,140 cases and 21 dead

>BREAKING: UK reports 342 new cases of coronavirus and 10 new deaths, raising total to 1,140 cases and 21 dead

BREAKING: UK reports 342 new cases of coronavirus and 10 new deaths, raising total to 1,140 cases and 21 dead

>BREAKING: UK reports 342 new cases of coronavirus and 10 new deaths, raising total to 1,140 cases and 21 dead

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238834957751062529

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soon there will be more police than doctors and nurses in our hospitals. at least in the big cities.
you know why.

do you go to gym ?

I wish the nothingburgerfags were right. I really do. This shits completely fucked.

Updates daily at around 2:15 m8
gov.uk/guidance/coronavirus-covid-19-information-for-the-public

>censoring names
Yikes dude.

SPAIN
YESTERDAY: 64 DEATHS
TODAY: 133 DEATHS

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3 PNL POLITICIANS CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>3 PNL POLITICIANS CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS
3 PNL POLITICIANS CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>3 PNL POLITICIANS CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS
3 PNL POLITICIANS CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>3 PNL POLITICIANS CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS

digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/romania-a-depasit-pragul-de-100-de-persoane-infectate-cu-coronavirus-se-intra-in-scenariul-trei-pregatit-de-autoritati-1275455

ROMANIA JOINS THE 100 CLUB

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Alright fellas, Lithuania is down. +7 new cases just in this week. Last week we had only 1. Schools and universities closed for 2 weeks now, flights closed to 18 countries. We are done fellas, people are dumb in my country. Most of infected are the ones coming from Italy. I wish someone could shoot them down already if they test positive from traveling.

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no
but I workout at home sometimes

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the real discussion happens on 8ch /cvg/ now

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make sure to go to sleep early this time user

>patient was an elderly woman
Post real cause of death or gtfo.

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bought
>2 boxes of ramen (30 packets each)
>several single packages of ramen
>5kg of rice
>2 large noodles packages
all at the chinese shop for about 30 bucks
kinda prepped reporting in

1 tp roll can last me for a month if I'm conservative about it

82 year old woman with emphysema

+10 dead
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1238831532690804737

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Sacrifices must be made to protect boomers.

I'm going to kill every fucking insectoid when chaos reigns

>1st death in New York
FUCK WHY HERE
WHERE IN NY?

Can't check it out when you've covered the names faggot.

>"Yeah were gonna let a virus spread uncontrolled through our country even though we still know very little about it, it can mutate disastrously at any time, and will to overload the healthcare system with severe cases"
>Psychologist
No surprises there

Borys is /ourguy/ and helps Corona spread.

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salt, sugar, pastas, rice also gone here

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>archive.is/qmc6U
What do you mean source you pleb? Boris Johnson's own mouth.

Mild = fever, pneumonia but no intubation
GG, enjoy life at 50-70% lung capacity

It will be ripe for annexation by the
EU empire.
Queen will die.

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We probably have at least a thousand infected people in the country right now.
All thanks to the diaspora niggers, of course.

>but I workout at home sometimes
not bad, not good
do you eat healthy and have proper diet ?

daily reminder to call it Chinese coronavirus, the chinks can't keep getting away with it

oh my god, what a huge number, you're done!!
Yeah no, fuck off happening fag
Fucking shithole country exagerate everything when they have 10 cases ..

>Hello, I bring you here this.
Ok... what's it.
>It's called Coronavirus, It's a new type of virus.
Where did you find it?
>Well, it came from Wuhan from misterious sources, someone said it came from bat soup.
Bat Soup?
>Yeah, Bat Soup.
So you eat one of those and get an strike out right away
*Laughs*
Frozen image text: "(COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by the virus strain severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)."
Ok tell me more about it
>It has an infecting ratio really big and can hide on you 2 weeks until it ruins your lungs and kills you. It's gonna be the end of mankind.
Ok. You wanna pawn it or sell it?
>I'm gonna sell it.
Ok, how much?
>It's gonna be an Apocalypse and Human extintion
Insert: During decades I have been expecting for a Happening: WW III, nukes, apocalypses... And I'm not lose the opportunity to get this.
I give you a flu.
>I can't accept that.
It's not worth more than that, best I can do it's a flu.
>Insert: "I come here with a really unique thing, I wanted a high price for it but I'll accept Zombie Apocalypse at least"
>Give me at least some kind of Apocalypse or something.
Hmm... I've got a friend who's an expert in Viruses, I'm gonna make some calls
>Insert: I think the expert gonna agree with me that this is more than just a flu.
Hi Tedros welcome
>Hi Rick
>Insert: My name is Tedros Adhanom, General Director of WHO.
What do you think?
>It's really a virus, I don't have doubt of that
So it's not a fake?
>It's not a fake Rick, this is a real virus, but it's from Wuhan where the Goverment of China has took control over it.
>But it already crashed several countries and the world capitalist market
>Not more than a pandemic, Rick.
Thanks for coming Tedros. I always trust my experts so I'll give you an epidemic.
>But he said a pandemic
He said no more than a pandemic, like an epidemic at least, It's the best I can do.
>Give me at least a controled pandemic.
Ok I can live with that.

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so worried that my boomer dad is gonna invite some disgusting woman into the house

LOOK AT THAT NOTHINGBURGER! I SWEAR, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER!

NOOOTHIIIIIINGBUUUUURGEEEEERRRRRR

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no

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>1,140 Infected in the UK
>21 dead
>0.02% CFR

Oh nice, literally swine-flu but less infectious.

What a crazy pandemic boys!

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Herd immunity only works if you are immune after the sickness or if the is a vaccine.

Currently you are not immune after corona and there is no vaccine.

reminder that based Trump still has free travel with the VK

Sometimes I eat healthy things but not so often

It's simple. If you get the disease, your cells will create antibodies. These antibodies will stop you getting the disease.

About time the eternal anglo get what they deserve for infecting my country.

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yes!!

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dude get some veggies.
pickeled red beets, sauerkraut, rotkraut. you will get fucking scorbut.

Netherlands icu will peak in 2 weeks then theoretically we should have hospitalisation under control.

*random text for sameposting*
I do my best still doing mistakes like trying to get fresh food not sinking into my prep stash. Staying in coof line at the store is stupid, why I'm doing it?

I remember some show with people left to their own devices on remote places, some Spanish guy caught enough fish he smoked yet he was not eating it,but save it for darker days. He ended up carried away for malnutrition - too worried about starving so he did not ate enough.

Are you the US guy stationed there who posted some things a while ago?

>healthcare system gets overwhelmed
>no resources to treat anything but corona patients

>2 boxes of ramen (30 packets each)
>several single packages of ramen
enjoy the calcium deficiency

>Braking
Braking
>Braking
Braking
>Braking
Braking

Jordan Peterson is confirmed to have Corona virus

Oh don't mind
Just being the only cure for the Wuhan Flu
You stocked up on me, right?

That seems a rather obvious flaw with the “let’s lie down and get infected” plan

well, good for you, user, you'll definitely manage in this situation
Guess I'll have to count how many days pass since I put up the next new one

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Have you guys seen this? The residents of Wuhan apparently have only one catering service delivering food to them, and apparently a lot of the food is terrible quality and overly expensive.
The residents pleaded to the government to deliver them pork and other meats, and the government brought the pork to the residents -- in a garbage truck.

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lol doesn't this virus cause irrepairable damage to your lungs or some shit?

>What if the virus permanently fucks you up and never leaves your body?
>what if...
No what if about it
t. source multiple peer reviewed papers over the last 2 months

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>What if
user, i...

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This thread needs more Panty and Stocking music
youtube.com/watch?v=zDfTD35K1Ww
ANARCHY...is what Corona-chan is going to bring

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>rapes your butthole

I forgot my image.
Here I am.

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Seriously, look at how many people recovered

Brit anons we're finished

>Currently you are not immune after corona
Dr.Fauci (actual medical expert, not a schizo) says otherwise

>Highly likely you become immune after infection

You have to get dressed, put down your waifu, crawl out of mommy's basement in order to do that fag

>oh my god, what a huge number, you're done!!
>Yeah no, fuck off happening fag
>Fucking shithole country exagerate everything when they have 10 cases ..

Hmmm I am pretty sure in China, Italy, Iran, France, all started from first case. Do you think we should wait for more cases before reacting to this?

Going to keep it short. Im comfy sitting home stocked for 3+ months while there is national emergency outside and normies are whining on fecebooks that they cant buy fucking hand sanitizer. Turns out nazi racist board is so much fucking better information channel than msm it is not even a comparison. Thank you fags.

My country jordan has just declared a state of emergency, prime minister omar al razzaz issued a statement in which he said all schools, universities, colleges etc... will be closed.

2% math tard

Will probably get over 500 thanks to Admiral (R) Vergil Chițac

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And all they'll have is King Charles III
youtu.be/YSob-Pyj6pM

ok user, I have last question that can save you. Do you eat oats ?

The layup
The dunk
Fuck off.

Why bother. It’s hardly more deadly than the flu. The US had it for months and it didn’t even trigger any alarms over the normal flu season. Quit being fucking bitches.

Next time you poop try using only one square folding it up as much as you can and once it's all used up just was your butt with soap and water and a single roll will last your for an eternity, try it once at least just as an exercise

Why are the Bill memes so perfect lads

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>be nobody
>decide i've had enough of china's bullshit
>send them bad mojo
>they can't block it
>the world starts turning on them
>they decide to just redirect the energy on me and amplify it
>get sick as fuck
>two can play this game
>turn it back on them
>coronavirus

ENJOY.

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IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN

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Corona chan will love you forever, she'll never leave

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pls somebody dump some creepy corona vids Italian preferred

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Only 20 in critical condition.
Literally 2% Critical rate, 0.02% CFR

Yet again, nice less infectious version of swine-flu. Why is the world panicking about this exactly?

twitter.com/Rntk____/status/1238824975462612992

let the nigger games begin!

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whats the chances that Boris is /ourguy/ and he wants it to spread as he's here daily?

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No, I don't.

It’s either 0.02 or it’s 2%

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>a lot of the food is terrible quality
>aborted babies
you capitalists love to waste food. Think about hungry 400lbs Taneesha for a change

He's a faggot anyway

I think this is serious

i cannot rest, until everyone understands how blessed we are by corona-chans presence.
everyone must know her message, a message of freedom and new beginnings.
she will free us from this world, controlled by corporations and kikes, she will cleanse this world of all the evil it holds.
i cannot sleep while corona-chan still needs our help, i must spend every hour of the day praying for corona-chan, please understand.

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Dont go outside

>your country

Take a Great Leap Forward right off a cliff.

Because you are a retard, don't worry though your local Walmart might save your ass.

>chinese shop
Do we tell him lads..

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nigs gonna nig

The best I can hope for is to survive long enough to watch the world burn.

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Don't know whether to be absolutely livid about this or simply rejoice over the prospect of this shithole country crumbling down.

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Art idea: Loli Corona-chan sitting on the floor with glittering eyes listening to Grandma Spanish Flu talk about when she was young while knitting in her rocking chair.

we got it wrong on vaping lads vaping protects you from coronachan "we have zero evidence on how e-cigarette use affects coronavirus infectivity and disease progression. There is a lot of evidence that propylene glycol (one of the main ingredients in e-cigarette liquids) has anti-bacterial and anti-viral properties in aerosol form.”

based, but just to clarify, you were that user from yesterday at 4am right?

Nope. They have their own case and it is in the community.

>people are more safe in Wuhan than in any city in the UK

Literally clown world

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Pastanigger your country is full of old coots so your stats are skewed

Look at any other countries serious case rate, it's like 2-5%. Literally nothing.

he will find out soon enough not let Corona-chan surprise him

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Hows Romania doing bro? Im worried for my romanian camgirls.

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Cute

That doesn’t square with the inability of researchers to create ANY human Coronavirus vaccine or antivirals... as well as the documented ADE inSARS-CoV-1

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Finland now tests only +70yo and people returning from epicenters abroad.

>If you suspect you have corona, no worries you can test it your self. Hold your breath for 10sec if you cough you have it.

>If you get contaminated you can get rid of the virus by drinking a glass of hot water. It washes the virus into your stomach where it dies.

>We only test the people in the high risk group to be as effective as possible to contain this virus.

We're doomed. Our hospitals will be flooded in 1-3 weeks.

iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/be91c33b-70eb-4c89-aa31-992d07179a27

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why is the amerimutt almost immune to coronavirus while it ravages the entirety of europe?
is it the nigger admixture, or the native american one?

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Lmao. Yesterday a friend that works in a hospital, himself, put under assisted respiration 3 otherwise healthy patients, one from 1991, another 1976, another from 1980. About 30% of bad cases are of younger people.

You can get it "light" or you can get it hard, if you get it hard, you're gonna get a tube down your throat or die, regardless of comorbidities.

Get back to quarantine, Mario

>dyke shit

And you know they coordinated on discord
Fucking trannies

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Mild = Pneumonia and it's potential complications

>believing chinese propaganda

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Fucking learn maths

America is the least healthy country of them all, you'll learn what happens soon enough.

I've had 5 shits today, used half a roll.
Beans, beans and more beans, and canned ravioli.
Food shouldn't be in cans.

did 8ch come back?

trust me dude my friend told me that

Where's my block of text country list at, OP?

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dat pic lmao

i don't know user, my memory hasn't been the best these days
we are right at the beginning, the true happenings haven't even begun

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When will you take the pinkpill?

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Fuck off, retard. And take this whore with you.

>If you get contaminated you can get rid of the virus by drinking a glass of hot water. It washes the virus into your stomach where it dies.
You HAVE to be fucking memeing

twitter.com/DellAnnaLuca/status/1238825786473189383

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Fink of the market, it's for the long term innit.

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Just cause the viruses are in the same family doesn't mean anything.
This =/= that

You're in the same family as monkeys. Does that make you a monkey?

>almost immune
>following the curve like it was carved into stone

About as immune as Italy you mean?

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You have zero indication it will peak. Most in ICUs are under 50 and most under 50 are still going to work, schools, daycares, bars, restaurants and parties.
The peak will be two weeks after they decide to contain it after all

which city you're in, Lithuaniabro? 2 cases here in Klaipeda

The U.S -> UK -> The Rest

We're not quarantining at all. We've only tested 10,000 in total, and 1/4 of those have come back positive. A shit load of our politicians have been exposed to the virus, and we have widespread community spread. We've taken no containment measures beyond shutting down gatherings and entertainment, people are still free to do whatever they want. At 1000 cases, China shut down Wuhan- in 1 month, Italy quarantined the entire country. None of that will ever happen here.

Source

twitter.com/trvrb/status/1238643280679563265

its been spreading since Jan, its too late to contain

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>Slovenia treating the virus as endemic
>To start assuming the number of infections by counting hospitalizations

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They are setting tents at all municipal hospitals. Bucharest is looking to make use of other buildings as temporary quarantines because the space is running out. The military post in my city is setting up tents aswell. Thousands of people are coming back from Italy and will cause a bigger outbreak.

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 20 (TWENTY) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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When you use the calculation to calculate how many recovered.. you realise what an idiot you are

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might happen in brazil

I second this motion!

>Oh, do you want some toilet paper? of course, here, take this, it's 20 Kg gold

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HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO!!!!
Chinese medical workers who have been fighting the #coronavirus day and night in Wuhan celebrated the closing of the last temporary hospital in Wuhan.

The reported #covid19 cases went from a surge in February of 15,000 in one day to only 15 this week.

twitter.com/redfishstream/status/1238457755415064576

It's not "my friend", it's data. And one of the best healthcare systems in the world, that will assist everyone for free, is facing war-like conditions of stress. So it can only get worse, not better.

I said Every Other Coronavirus... so yes, it seems a property if the group

Do butchers not exist in Canadia?
Just had a freezer delivered and out $600 worth of sausages, chicken breasts and rumps in it.

They're not testing anyone here in muttland. Have a friend who has symptoms but they denied the test because he "doesn't meet the criteria" for a test.

This, we are approaching peak clown world

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this might help your memory

150.000 boys

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they wont cause its a virus and its mutating faster than anything else it also compromises your immune system if you dont get strong antivirals the moment you contact it and with its asymptomatic phase you can be 90% sure you won't

Sadly not. That's official statement circulating Finnish FB feeds and local news

Its a good bargaining tool with the EU, kill millions of white older British (cut pension payouts), then accept millions of Africans into Britain and gain favourable trade deals for being multicultural and Germany 2.0.

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100% deathrate

source for that data?

Maths isn't your strong point, is it?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Etlyvt9n_QE
youtube.com/watch?v=Etlyvt9n_QE
youtube.com/watch?v=Etlyvt9n_QE

based

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God, imagine how shit will go down during lockdown.

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CORONACHAN WITH BIGGER TITS OR ASS WHEN?

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Thanks for letting us watch your nation collapse while we are stuck at home.

B-bros?

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>found two rolls when I went through my camping supplies
Think I'm going to make it bros

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so theres at least 100million in china alone.

>boomer humor

I think herd immunity is the end goal, but quarantine is necessary since you have to survive the virus first, it's a long queue to get proper treatment at the hospital without clogging it up, if you infect yourself ASAP you will get proper treatment before the collapse and you will survive this pandemic, preppers are retarded, the longer you wait to get infected the worse it will be for you.
The UK is going to die unless they go full China and build 10 hospitals and get 10 thousand doctors in a week though.

Yes but I can't seem to post the URL, Yas Forums thinks it's spam, kek.

Being the police state we are, the "organs" tried some measures early on. But the pozzed wing which is taking hold more and more (also police state, but worse as they'll focus on wrong think) came over to "calm the masses".

They have these interviews about how shops will be plentiful...ok, when? because we're importing most of the shit (good move killing all the pigs last year 60 km away from any pest case).They are lucky the normal wagecuck cannot buy bulk but 2 times per month.

>If you get contaminated you can get rid of the virus by drinking a glass of hot water. It washes the virus into your stomach where it dies.

There’s no way this is real

Cope more faggot. Outbreaks are just getting started in the US.

post link

>(1140/21)*100= 0.02
I would say troll but balance of probability says mutt education

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reason.org/commentary/does-vaping-increase-your-risk-of-getting-coronavirus/

> I'll accept Zombie Apocalypse at least
>at least

A zombie apocalypse would be the greatest of all apocalypses.

Italian day by day data of infection, intensive care and deaths.

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Can't do maths, can't into logic.
(deaths) / (deaths+ recovered)
You currently have a 100% CFR.

pics o non è successo

China's draconian government and hivemind allows them to treat their people like ants, stomping and killing wherever they see fit. They're winding down because they welded people into their homes, arrested all those not wearing masks, crushed all dissent, and tossed people into crematories. -And even then, they probably under-reported by 20x.

That's what I've been hearing too from people I know that work in hospitals. A lot of people in the 30-50 range under ICU.
Don't believe the le only people over 90 die from corona meme

Fug, fellow retards time to begome raider bros

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pretty much right. corona's worse damage is economic.
>nhs
>get overwhelmed
routine stuff

link it

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>believing the CCP

Iran would probably beat us by a large margin but we don't know their real numbers

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>I want the US to emulate China
with muslims? please do already

I wonder how much cases we will have today :D

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Arise, ye who refuse to be slaves!
With our flesh and blood, let us build a new Great Wall!
As China faces its greatest peril
From each one the urgent call to action comes forth.
Arise! Arise! Arise!
Millions of but one heart
Braving the enemies' fire! March on!
Braving the enemies' fire! March on!
March on! March, march on!

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WE DID IT REDDIT

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in theory it is, you wash the virus down into your stomach before it gets absorbed

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Lol, doesn't it compromise your immune system and cause your body to start attacking normal cells? Those antibodies are fucking dumb.

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Its rounded up from 99.59 user

FOR THE HERDE

>MUHHH 100% CFR!!!!!!
There's literally 10 people in critical condition schizo.

please explain for brainlets

God, when corona hits nigg US it's gonna be too fucking chimp kino

>cant read

>germany, sweden, norway, netherlands

Why are the dead rates so low in germanic countries?

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He not wrong.

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Is Boris killing us off?

PLEASE ANSWER THIS
>PLEASE ANSWER THIS
PLEASE ANSWER THIS
>PLEASE ANSWER THIS
PLEASE ANSWER THIS
>PLEASE ANSWER THIS

WHAT ARE THE ESTIMATED PROJECTIONS (DEATHS AND INFECTIONS) FOR NEXT MONTH

tagesschau.de/multimedia/livestreams/livestream3/index.html
german news be like:
"corona has positive impact on co2 emissions"
go 10 min backward

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alright sandnigger riots I guess

mate stfu shilling for your kike Turk overlord.
It literally fucking nukes your T-cells and reinfections are being reported all over the place. Honestly, kys.

Jesus Christ, there is a football match going at this very moment in my city with almost 50 000 audience in a stadium and goddamn authorities said LOL CORONA IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. And all these people are going to rush to metro and buses and holy shit anons, rip me

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Coronavirus in Italy - Report From The Front Lines #JAMALive
JAMA Network
Streamed live on Mar 13, 2020

Maurizio Cecconi, MD, of Humanitas University in Milan discusses the region’s approach to the surge

youtube.com/watch?v=TKS1pahoPRU

Read the report of Dr Cecconi's experience

jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2763188

w-why?

Remember the test picks up about 40% of the actual infected so multiply cases by 2.5x to arrive at best estimate

I mean there is no way they said that

Also
>Eastern European medicine

Calm your titties. Soon.

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six million

thats a lot of dead 80 year old people

with a N666 mask, extra filters, don't be shy on vitamin C and D, keep the bat please.

>If you suspect you have corona, no worries you can test it your self. Hold your breath for 10sec if you cough you have it.
wtf I've received this bullshit as a chain mail too.

your mom

Can we all at least agree that we are okay with boomers biting the fucking dust? Shitbrains fucked up the world for their personal gain and we get to live in that world now. At least the reconing is finally upon them, cutting their time short, as it should be. Based Corona chan, take them boomers to Hell, where they belong.

KENT, Wash. -- King County homeless person coronavirus case leaves Econo Lodge quarantine site,
, stole from a nearby convenience store then boarded a northbound King County Metro bus.
His whereabouts are unknown

q13fox.com/2020/03/13/king-county-changes-policy-for-kent-motel-after-homeless-person-leaves-quarantine-site-shoplifts-from-nearby-store/

kentreporter.com/news/patient-flees-kent-quarantine-facility-hops-northbound-bus/

4 suspected in Silute. All from Italy. Just being tested now.

bout six

and USA banned travel to all of Europe except to this country

Iran is building a massive grave for coronavirus victims
Iran and other countries are lying on the actual death toll so their general population doesn’t panic
dam this looks worse than what we been told

youtube.com/watch?v=fjuWyXzKBIw

The japanese also recommend this, not sure how effective it is though

A lot of people won’t get infected... precisely isolated preppers

>Part and parcel

fucking niggers answer

Fuckinghell Terry you can’t do this part time mate, I was outside even last night I went for a few pints.

I didn’t see your original posts

Picture appears to be 20yrs old judging by the quality. Nobody even has phones anymore that take 644x376px pictures.

Also the Chinese eat very little meat, so I think your un-cited claim is most likely not true.

No shit. The medical community is blowing all of its credibility. When the next one hits that is bad no one will listen. Literally threatening the entire human race to try to beat Trump. This is fucking absurd and people will need to hang for this bullshit.

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